Esi siqendu se Ukugcina kunye neeKardashians , Inesihloko esithi Uthando luyandaphula (?!?!), Inzima kakhulu. Imiba kaKim yokuzala imkhokelela ekubeni enze utyando lokususa i-placental flotsam kunye nejetsam esibelekweni sakhe, ngelixa usapho linyathelo lokungenelela okanye enye into-abaze bangene ngqo kwi-mission yabo eqhubekayo nengacacanga yokunceda uRob.
Sivula kuKim noKourtney bethetha ngamanqaku olula kunye nefashoni yelishwa likaBruce.
UBruce akanantsingiselo yokwenyani, utsho uKim. Wayenxibe ijean ezaziza kulapha, wakhomba phakathi kwamathole akhe aphakathi, kwaye wayengathethi ukuba mabanqunyulwe okanye babethwe ngentsimbi, kodwa ulunge kakhulu, ubatsalela apha. Kwaye ndifunga isithixo wayenaye uSpanx. 
UKim ubonakalisa ibhulukhwe kaBruce (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Ezinye iithabloids zifungile kuthixo into enye!
Wonke umntu osapho unxiba i-fucking Spanx ngaphandle kwakho, uqukumbela uKim. UKourtney uqinisekisa ukuba akayinxibi i-Spanx, nanini na.
UKim uyaqhubeka nokudlulisa ubulumko bakhe.
Isitshixo sokungabikho kwamanqaku okusolula esiswini sakho esisicaba emva kokuba unomntwana (ucinga ukuba nabani na kwiplanethi unesisu esisicaba emva kokuba nomntwana?) Sisinqe esinqeni, utshilo. Ngandlela-thile, ushiya ii-hashtags zakhe ezikhetha esinqeni kwi-Instagram ngalo mboniso. Ndixelele wonke umntu. Ndinabantu abandibongayo.
Ngaba i-cincher yesinqe inokususa njani amanqaku owolulayo omntu, nangona kunjalo? Ngaba awoluleki amanqaku xa ukhulelwe? Kutheni cinching isisu sakho emva koko sinokuchaphazeleka kulusu lwakho? Noba yintoni. UKim uqhubela uKourtney esiswini kwaye umxelele ukuba unempawu ezolulekileyo. Ngoku ukhulelwe. Guess siza kufumanisa. 
Oku kuya kujongeka kuhle ngesigqubuthelo sentloko saseMelika, uKhlo (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Emva koko, uKhloé usekhaya likaKourtney ejinga noScott noMason noPenelope. Unesiqwenga sobuso esijongeka ngokungathi sisempuma.
Yinto ethile ebusweni bakho, utshilo uScott. Ngaba yinkolo?
Hayi, ayikho inkolo, uKhloé uyaphendula.
Isandi? UScott ubuza.
Singapho, utshilo uKhloé. Uhhh ewe, Khloé, luhlobo luni lobuso bobucwebe bobuso? Ingaba [uhlobo lwefilimu] okanye [isixeko saseburhulumenteni]?
U-Khloé urhuqela abantwana kwigumbi likaRob ukuze athi molo, kodwa ngokungummangaliso akakho apho. Isitya sakhe esidala se-quesadilla ngu phaya, nangona; Umgcini wendlu kaKhloé, u-Angela, umenza i-quesadilla mihla le, uyabona. Ukwanayo neqela leekhondom, malunga ne-100 yeentonga zokuhambisa deodorant, kunye nezinye izinto ezahlukeneyo zobhuti.
Kufana nendawo yokuhlala ibhombu, luvavanyo lukaScott. 
U-Khloé uyayazi indlela yakhe ejikeleze… nokuba yeyiphi na loo matshini (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
UKhloé uqeqesho kamva noGUNNAR PETERSON (tm), ongumqhuli wokwenene; umbiza ngokuba yiNyanga Yokuvuna kuba iblukhwe yakhe iyabonakala. Yuk yuk yuk. UMalika utshayisa iseshoni yoqeqesho kwaye bayila kakuhle iqhinga elitsha elibandakanya iiDash Dolls, abafazi abasebenza kwivenkile yabo yeDash. Hayi, linda, akazange uE! ukwazisa nje umdlalo omtsha weTV obizwa ngokuba ziDash Dolls obonisa abo bafazi kwiveki ephelileyo? Yhini ukuqondana.
Unefasco eqhubekayo ngoonodoli bakho beDash, utsho uMalika. Ibe ngaphezulu kwendlu yesorority kunendawo yokusebenza. I-ZOMG ekufuneka ibonakalise ngokupheleleyo!
Singabathabatha ekuphumeni, kusho uKhloé, kwaye kuzalwa i-spinoff. Ewe kunjalo, kufuneka sihlupheke ngenxa yokuphumla kuqala.
Kodwa ngaphambi kokuba yenzeke, uKendall, uKim noJonathan Cheban batya isidlo sangokuhlwa kwindawo yokutyela e-New York City ekhazimlayo. U-Kendall walatha i-booger ka-Kim. UKim uyakwenza oku… 
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… Ngelixa ukhala ngokuphumelela, ooMama banokwenza nantoni na!
Ukuthetha ngoomama, uKim uthanda ukuba ngumntu omnye kwaye ufuna ukuba ngakumbi nangakumbi. Uzama ukufumana i-pregz kwakhona, njengoko sonke sisazi kwiziqendu ezidlulileyo zale nkqubo kamabonwakude. Wayehlala ekhalaza ngokukhulelwa, utsho. Hayi kwakhona. Ngoku akasokuze aphumle ade abe uyangcangcazelisa ispout, njengoko uJuno esitsho.
Emva koko, uxelela ibali elothusayo malunga ne-placenta; eyakhe ayiphumanga emva kokuba uMntla ezelwe. Endaweni yoko, isibeleko sakhe esinobuqili saphinda sayibamba saza sabambelela njengee-Dickick. Ugqirha wakhe emva koko kwafuneka afikelele kwinqanaba lokuzalwa kwaye khuhla i-placenta kude kunye neyakhe iinzipho . Iinzipho zeminwe, mfo. Kungenxa yokuba yayikhule yangumongo wesibeleko sakhe.
Ndiya kubuya ndibone ingcali yam yokuzala kwaye ndibone ukuba kuqhubeka ntoni, uKim utshilo ngokungakhathali emva kokuhambisa eli bali libi.
Kuya kufuneka uyinikele kwiiKardashians: akukho namnye umntu othetha ngale nto esidlangalaleni, kungasathethwa ke kumdlalo weTV okhethwe kakhulu. Kuyahlaziya ukuva umntu ekhalaza malunga nokukhulelwa nokuzala endaweni yokuhambisa imigca yesiqhelo malunga nokuba ngumlingo kwaye kuyamangalisa njani. Kwabanye abantu, akunjalo!
Kwenye indawo eKardashiverse, uKris wenza ukwakheka kwakhe, mhlawumbi kwintetho yakhe? Okanye mhlawumbi uya evenkileni.
Ngaba ngokwenene uNicki Minaj waphula iifestile zemoto yesoka lakhe? Ubuza ii-minion zakhe ezininzi, ngaphambi kokuba afumane umnxeba ovela kwenye i-minion. Le minion ngakumbi icela isambuku semali kuRob, indoda esele ikhulile ekubonakala ukuba ifumana umvuzo wayo nokuba ayiceli mali kumalungu osapho lwayo, kodwa ngokufumana yabo abancedisi bayayenza ye yena.
Umntu angayidinga njani le mali ingaphezulu veki engaze ishiye indlu? Kris uyazibuza. Bonke abancedisi bakhe abasisiseko kunye ne-blonde bemi ecaleni kwaye babukele, ngolu hlobo: 
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Zonke zinamanqaku aphezulu.
Esi sisihlandlo sokuqala (esi siqendu, ubuncinci) sengxaki kaRob, ebonakala ngathi kukudakumba okanye isiyobisi. Akukho mntu uya kuthi asixelele ezona deets. Ndiyicinga ukuba akunandaba ukuba abayi kusixelela; ayinamsebenzi, akunjalo? Mhlawumbi bagcina imicimbi yakhe yokwenyani kwi-DL ngaphandle kolunye uluvo olujijekileyo kwimfihlo yakhe? Akunakuba njalo; nceda thumela i-imeyile mmulshine@observer.com ngayo nayiphi na iithiyori zelenqe ngokuchaseneyo.
Okwangoku, kwiJenner Communications, uKourtney, uKhloé noKim bangqongwe zii-minion zabo. Bazama ukukhetha iimpahla kumgca weKardashian Kids, KWAKHONA. UKourtney uthetha ngendlela ekunzima ngayo ukulala ngelixa ekhulelwe.
Andikwazi nokushukuma kwakhona. Bobabini abantwana bam basebhedini yam kwaye ndiya, 'wonke umntu, shenxela emacaleni,' utsho, kunye ne-sycophantic Kardashian Kids abasebenzi bequmrhu bahlekisa IIMPAHLA ZABO NGOKU njengeyona nto imnandi kakhulu.
UKim uqala ukuthetha ngokukhupha isibeleko sakhe kwakhona; kufuneka afumane i-Kanye. Njengoko kuvela, oogqirha bazimisele ukuba nokuba bayasusa i-placenta enobudlova kwisibeleko sikaKim, kukho ithuba lokuba isibeleko somntwana esilandelayo sizongena emngxunyeni kwaye isibeleko sikaKim kuya kufuneka sisuswe kanye emva kokubeleka.
Ndihleli apho ndilila, ngathi, 'Kufuneka ususe isibeleko sam?' uthi. Owu, kunjalo le ngumboniso abawubonisileyo kuko konke okuzayo kwintengiso yeveki ezayo kwiveki ephelileyo. Akukho bulungisa; loo nto yenza ukuba kubonakale ngathi siza kumbona esuswa esibelekweni kule veki . Buyisela imali nceda.
Kwindlu kaKris, uKris, uKim noKourtney baceba ukungenelela kuRob. U-Khloé akamenywanga kuba uluhlobo oluthile lokutsala xa kusiza kuRobbo.
Abaze basebenzise amagama ongenelelo okanye iziyobisi okanye enye into enokusinika umkhondo wokuba yintoni le igulayo ekuphela kwe-Kardashian bro. U-Kris unomhlobo ongaqondakaliyo, ongenamagama, ongenabuhlobo ebusweni ongena; Uya kulawula ungenelelo.
Ndinonyana, utsho uKris. Lo nyana unaye, wayeyinkwenkwezi yomkhondo, ibhola yomnyazi kunye noMdaniso ngeeNkwenkwezi. Iifoto ziboniswa njengobungqina: 
Kuyamangalisa (Ifoto: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Ngoku, uKris uthi, uzuze ngaphezulu kweeponti ezili-100 ngonyaka; akafuni kuthatha inxaxheba, akaphumi aphume endlwini, utsho. Wayikhumbula iKrisimesi. Wayewukhumbula umtshato kaKim.
Ngokucacileyo unohlobo oluthile loxinzelelo, utsho uKim oshishino lonke. 
UKim ujongeka emangalisa kwizenzo zakhe zokuvuma izono kule veki (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Ungenelelo (ngaba yinto leyo? Ku-LA, mhlawumbi) ngobumnene ucebisa ukuba uRob wonakele njengesihogo sonke. Ukuba unikwe yonke into, kutheni enokutshintsha? uthi. Ungumntu othanda indlela enzima yothando lukaKim. Uthi angazisa umntu endlwini, amncede azinze, angenise amayeza kwaye aqiniseke ukuba ukhululekile. Singakwazi ukudibanisa ezinye izixhobo ngaphakathi kweeyure ezingama-24. 
I-Awwww Krisssss (Iscreengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Ke baya kuba nongenelelo olumnandi kakhulu, kungekho malungu osapho akhoyo. URob uya kulindeleka ukuba athathe amayeza ngokuzithandela ukuze azinze, ngokungathi umbono awuzange ufike kuye ngaphambili; oku kuvakala ngathi licebo eliphekwe ngesiqingatha, bafo.
Emva koko, uKim, uKhloé noKourtney baqala ngemini enye yokubaleka kweDash. UNazy noDurrani bakho apho; Baye beza kwiiveki ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo kwiNgqungquthela yoBuzwela boLuntu kaKhloé. Kuyabonakala ukuba, uNazy noDurrani kunye nabanye oonodoli khange babelunge kakhulu kuStephanie, unodoli oselula kaDash ongenaphepha-mvume lokuqhuba oziva eshiywe ngaphandle.
Bade bayenze loo nto apho ukulo gumbi linye njengomnye umntu kodwa ujonge nje iifowuni zabanye kwaye ugigitheka ngokungathi omnye umntu (uStephanie, obvs) akekho. Ukudlala amandla iyonke. UDurrani ngu-B ophambili kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo uya kuba nguKristen Cavallari we Iidash zeDash Umboniso weTV, oko kukuthi: uyakuba ngulowo ufanele ukumthiya, kodwa ogqiba ukumthanda ngenxa yokuba bonke abanye abadlali bayadika. 
FUNDA I-TBH (Iscreengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Ngendlela, u-Durrani uyibulala ngokwenyani kuyo yonke into yokwenza ubuso-bakho-imbonakalo-enkulu-ngokuhamba-phambili kwe-liner ngaphambili. Yena noKylie kufuneka babelane ngeengcebiso zokuhombisa. Ujongeka ngathi ngunodoli weBratz. Ngaba lo mkhwa uza kufudukela ngasempuma nini? 
UDurrani endlini (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Ngapha koko, baninzi kakhulu oonodoli beDash kule ndawo yokuphumla. Baninzi kakhulu oonodoli beDash. Malunga ne-100 kubonakala ngathi bazimasa, kwaye bazakube besenza imithambo yokwakha amaqela, njengokutyhalelana ukugoqana ngamehlo abangaboniyo kwidroli, ukomeleza izakhono zabo zonxibelelwano.
Wamkelekile ekubuyeni koonodoli baseDash, bafo, utshilo uKhloé. Akukho sithethi sithethayo.
Kukho imontage enkulu yazo zonke iidoli zooSoCal Dash ezizama ukugqibezela umsebenzi owenzayo. Bawela kuyo yonke indawo kwindawo ekumavili evili, izandiso zeenwele zibhabha, iiteki zisemoyeni. Amantombazana anzima; okomzuzwana, kubonakala ngathi iidonuts zinokuphumelela. 
Uhlwempu uStephanie (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Njengoko ugqatso luyehla, enye intombazana ibonakala ngathi ilahle indawo yeqela layo phakathi kwesangqa sabaphumeleleyo ngenxa yezithintelo ekutyeni.
Gqibezela idonati, uthi omnye udoli weDash.
Naaaooooo, ophendula naye uyaphendula. Andifuni ukutya i-gloo-din. 
Nditsho ne chocolate chocolate gloo-din? (Iscreengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi)
Ujongeka ngathi ngumshushu oshushu, uKourtney okhulelweyo okhawulezayo efile kwi-balcony. Ukubuya koonodoli baseDash, ngendlela, kubonakala ngathi kwenzeka kwi-Hearst Castle yemihla yokugqibela.
U-Khloé kunye noodade bashiya amantombazana phantsi kolawulo lukaMalika noKhadijah ubusuku bonke.
Emuva endlwini kaKris, uKris unxibe ivesti eyenziwe ngengubo efileyo okanye ngokuchaseneyo: 
twinsies (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi)
Uphula iindaba kuKhloé ukuba ukungenelela kukaRob kusondele. U-Khloé uxolile ekuqaleni; awazi neendlela zakhe zemihla ngemihla, uyabonisa. Ekupheleni kwendawo, nangona kunjalo, ufikile.
Kamva ngobo busuku, ndibuyele kwindlu yedoli kaDash, uMalika noKhadijah banikezela ngoonodoli, abanesuti yokuhlamba eyancipha ngomzuzu. Baqala umdlalo ongazange wandenza. UStephanie ngokucacileyo ucinyiwe yiyo yonke intetho yesini; uphuma ebhafini eshushu kwaye aye kuhlala ekoneni yedwa kunye nokubhala. 
Thengisa, uStephanie, UTHENGISE! (Iscreengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi)
Xa ubona umntu ezahlula, u-Khadijah uthi kumantombazana amadala, ngaba ukhe uzive ngathi, 'Mhlawumbi ndingahamba ndithethe nabo'?
Ukunyaniseka, indlela elungileyo! Ayilunganga ngokwaneleyo iDurrani, nangona kunjalo.
UStephanie, uhlala nje emva, kwaye uthanda, nokuba ndizama ukuncokola naye, uthanda nje, andazi, uDurrani uthi ngokuzikhusela.
Kum, nditsho nokuba ndimjongile kwimeko yonke, nokuba bendimjongile ngokuhlwanje, uneqokobhe kwaye uyakhasa kulo, omnye unodoli ogama linguMelody uthi.
Hayi, uDurrani noMelody! Ayonelanga ngokwaneleyo!
Xa simbona engena emqolombeni wakhe, masizame ukumkhupha size sibone ukuba zeziphi iisuti zakhe ezomeleleyo, utshilo uMalika. Ulwakhiwo olukhulu lweqela. Amanenekazi onke angena ngaphakathi (kodwa hayi kude kube emva kokuba uMelody egungxula i-butt yakhe kuwo). 
UMelody uvela njengoyena mnandi woonodoli beDash, njengoko kungqinwa sisiciko sakhe sasemva esineqhosha eliphambili (iScreengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Ngaphakathi, i-pizza yasimahla ye-gloodin yiyo yonke. UMelody uthetha noStephanie, ukuba ulunge. Umsebenzi kaMalika noKhadijah wenziwe apha; Bashiya ngaphambi kokumemezela ukuba amantombazana kufuneka adibanise! thetha nomntu ongaqhele ukuthetha naye! yenza umhlobo! I-SUBTLE, GUYS.
Emva koko, simenyiwe ukuba sibukele uKris eneseshoni yokunyanga kunye noLeigh Weinraub, uMseki weNgqondo kwiMotion. U-Kris ukwindawo ekhathazeke ngokwenene namhlanje, uyachaza; Uhlala ekhala ngalo lonke ixesha.
U-Leigh Weinraub, uMseki weNgqondo kwi-Motion, uthi ngamanye amaxesha ukubaleka kwintlungu kubangela iintlungu ezingakumbi.
Ukuba uqhubeka ubaleka kwicala elinye ngesantya esifanayo, uLeigh Weinraub, uMseki weNgqondo kwiMotion, uthi, uya kuqhubeka nokuqhekeka. Intetho emnandi, intetho elungileyo. Indawo enemveliso kakhulu.
Emva phaya edolophini yokulala koonodoli beDashstopian ngentsasa elandelayo, uBruce ubonakala nemegaphone. Uye wabizwa ukuba atywatyushe amantombazana ngesimo. 
Yiya, Bruce, Yiya (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Njengoko bethatha inxaxheba kwelinye iqela lokwakha iqela, uKhloé ufumana umnxeba ovela kuRob, ophakathi kokungenelela kwakhe.
Unganceda uthathe la mayeza? Iya kukwenza uzive ungcono kakhulu, utshilo. Athini la mayeza?! Ziintsuku ezingama-21 ukuya kuma-30 zobomi bakho. Uneminyaka emibini ... Akuqhelekanga ukuba uyala.
Akukho sizathu sokuqiqa noRob. U-Khloé ubeka ukuba uyambeka kwinto efanayo nale yenziwa nguLamar; Kubuhlungu, ulihlwempu uKhloé. 
Oonodoli beDash bayikhupha ngexesha lokungenelela kukaRob (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
UKhloé ubuyela kwi-Hearst Castle aze athethe noKim noKourtney.
Uzivalela egumbini lakhe, uyachaza. Uthi akalufuni olu ncedo kwaye uzakuhamba nje. Ebetshilo nje ebemlalele.
UKim, kwakhona, uyagula yikaka yakhe. Kufuneka sithi, 'Ugxothiwe endlwini, unqunyanyisiwe, iiakhawunti zakho zebhanki kunye namakhadi etyala avaliwe, awunayo nesenti.'
Ngaba akulunganga ukuba nosizi ngendoda eneminyaka engama-28 ubudala enonina noodadewabo abalawula yonke imali yayo?
U-Khloé uthi uza kuxelela umama ukuba axelele uElizabethe ukuba anqumle yonke imali yakhe, nangona uRob eza kuqhubeka nokuhlala endlwini kaKhloé, atye ukutya kukaKhloé, asebenzise umbane kaKhloé kwaye aqhube imoto kaKhloé.
Nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, imali yakhe kufuneka ikhutshwe, uyaqiqa. 
U-Khloé uthetha noRob (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Emva koko, sinendawo enomtsalane apho uKim eqhubeka nokukhalaza ukuba wonke umntu ukhotha iesile likaRob.
Sonke sibenza lula ubomi bakhe, utshilo. Kulungile siza kukuqhuba ujikeleze nomqhubi ukuze kungabikho mntu ukujongileyo. Sinompheki kwindawo yokulinda, umqeqeshi. Siza kuthumela abantu ukuba bakuthengele iikawusi kunye nempahla yangaphantsi. Oku kubangela usizi. Asizukukhathalela yena kwakhona.
Ulunge ngokupheleleyo. Kodwa uzama ukuqiqa nomama okuphela konyana wakhe kwindawo elusizi kwaye embi! UKris akafuni kuyiva.
Mhlawumbi akanakukwazi ukuzinceda, utsho ngokuthozama.
Hayi, uKim uthi. Usenakho ukufikelela apho anokucela khona uncedo xa eludinga.
Emva kwexesha, uKim ulele ebhedini evakalelwa njengempundu kuba utyando ngomso. UScott noKhloé bazama ukumjikisa ubuso bakhe ngokubhekisa kuye ngoku IPhepha ukudubula kumaphephancwadi.
UKim unethemba lokuba utyando luya kwenza ukuba kube lula ukukhulelwa, kodwa uyacaphuka kangangokuba abantwana bakhe baya kuba kude kancinci kubudala ukuba uyaphinda akhulelwe.
Ndiminyaka mithathu enesiqingatha mncinci kunawe kunye neminyaka emihlanu mncinci kunoKourtney, Khloé.
Ndiyazi, uKim uthi. Kodwa andizange ndithethe nawe de kube ngathi kwiminyaka embalwa eyadlulayo.
Kuyinyani, utshilo uKhloé. UScott ubonakala esoyika. Andibazi, uyaqhubeka, ngokwenyani.
UScott unikezela ngomntwana wakhe olandelayo, eziveki ezimbalwa emva kokuba ezelwe, kuKim, njengomdlalo olungileyo. 
Iilounge-eyelashes ezivela eKardashian Kollection (Screengrab: E! Ekwi-Intanethi).
Emva kwexesha, uKhloé uphendula umnxeba ngelixa uRob efowunayo. Ekugqibeleni uye wangena kuLoliwe oLukhuni woLoliwe.
Ewe, Robert, yintoni ngoku? Imali engaphezulu? Inqwelo-mafutha? Itsheki? Umoya wam? Uthetha into ngakuloo migca. URob uqala ukukhalaza ukuba akanakusebenzisa uAngela kusasa. UAngela, uyakukhumbula ukuba ngumntu kunye nophethe indlu anyanzelwa ukuba enze iRob quesadillas rhoqo kusasa.
Hayi, Rob, uxolo, banayo, eh, ukuzibophelela kwangaphambili, utshilo uKhloé. URob uqala ukuqalekisa kwaye uthi uKhloé wenza nzima kuye wonke umntu.
Uyamkhathaza! UKris uyakhala ngasemva.
Ndenza into apho kufuneka acwangcise khona, Mama, utshilo uKhloé. Ndiyaxolisa ngokuba ndikhathaze unyana wakho oneminyaka engama-50 ubudala.
U-Khloé uthi ngomama wakhe, Lo mncinci ujonga i-dick yakhe encinci, emva koko ambize ngokuba ngumama. Usonga I rant yakhe, andazi nokuba kutheni ndikule family.
Ngenxa yokuba ndizele wena, uKris uyadanduluka.
Oko kuseza kuqinisekiswa, u-Khloé ngokuhlekisayo uphendula umva, kwaye uKim ngokucacileyo ubambe ukuhleka: 
Oodade, oosista (Screengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi).
Ngoku uKris noKim baya kugqirha ukuze uKim afumane utyando. URob ubiza umama wakhe ukuba akhalaze malunga nokulwa kwakhe noKhloé, umninindlu, umninimzi kunye nomntu okuphela kwakhe oye wazimisela ukunyamezela i-shit yakhe. UKris, ngokufanelekileyo, uyacaphuka; uzama ukubakhona kuKim noRob bayakhalaza malunga ne-quesadillas okanye imali okanye inkunkuma ethile.
Emva koko wenza loo nto ihlekisayo eyenziwa ngabazali xa usithi mabagodole: andiphambani! NDIPHILA! Ndiphilile! Mhle. Ucebisa uRob ukuba arhuqe angene endlwini yakhe ukuze alale ebhedini kaKendall ukusukela ukuba uphumile edolophini, kwaye atye intwana eseleyo yeturkey. KUMNANDI UTHANDO APHO, KRIS. 
Ungayenza, Kim! (Iscreengrab: E! Kwi-Intanethi)
Kwigumbi lotyando, uGqirha Huang ucacisa ukuba uza kwenza ntoni kwisibeleko sikaKim; umxelela ukuba akafuni kufumana umntu ngokwesivumelwano, uhlobo lokucinga, ngathi, sukuphazamisa apho, mfondini.
Kungacaphukisa kakhulu ukuba andinakukwazi ukuthwala owam umntwana, ugqiba.
Emva koko isiqendu siphela ngaphandle kwendawo-kuya kuqhutyelwa phambili, yall. Nantsi into ekufuneka sijonge kuyo kwiveki ezayo: UKylie akazukuza, usegwayitweni, uKris ebenexesha elinzima kangaka edibanisa noKylie, uKylie legit akakhathali, kwaye uMalika uphambene noKhloé. IDramz!
