ichazwe nguMgcini njenge ukuhlafuna ngokunexhala kubonakala ukuba wayenayo yonke impumlo kunye neendlebe-kwaye engajongi indima yelizwi, imodeli okanye umdlali weqonga.
Awusoze uphinde undibone ndinxibe izithambiso ezininzi, awusoze undibone nezinwele zam zigqityiwe, ngekhe undibone ndinxibe iimpahla ezincinanana, kwaye wathi, xa ndahlala phantsi nesidlo sasemini naye ngoLwesine emva kwemini. Ndinezinto ezininzi eWimbledon zokuhlafuna itshungama! [Umhlalutyi we-ESPN u-Brad] Gilbert undinike ikaka. Bendiyigxotha! Kwaye ucinga ntoni? Hayi, bendikhona! Andikho ukuze ndikhangeleke mhle. Andikho apho ukujonga njenge blonde ebhokisini. Ndinganika fuck.
Kodwa ucinga ukuba uya kuthi: Utata wakhe ngu umvelisi werekhodi odumileyo , wadweliswa njengomnye we Ubuninzi 'Amantombazana ashushu kakhulu, wayengomnye wabathandi bakaVinny Chase kwi-Entourage kwaye yena yaziswa UDemi Moore kuAshton Kutchner.
Endaweni yoko, ukhetha ukungabinangqondo. (Utye yonke ipleyiti yesityu esine-pesto sauce phambi kwentatheli ephethe incwadana kunye nekhamera eyidijithali, umzekelo.) Kodwa nokuba ebenengxowa ezithile phantsi kwamehlo akhe ngexesha laseWimbledon – athe akavuma ukuzicima ikeyiki yokwenza-ubukeka emhle nokuba kunjalo.
Ukuqala ngo-2007, waqala ukuya kwimidlalo ye-Haas rhoqo. Wafunda intenetya. Ngoku, uyakwazi ukucengceleza onke amadoda ezobugcisa kunye nobukhulu kumdlali ngamnye wamadoda.
I-Haas ibishushu ixesha elide kukhenketho lwamadoda, ke besizibuza: Wamrhola njani?
Kuyavela, emva kwi-2004, wayekwigumbi lomhlobo wakhe esixekweni kwaye wabona uHaas kumabonwakude. Wakuthanda oko wakubonayo.
Kwiminyaka embalwa kamva, uHaas wayedla isidlo sangokuhlwa kunye nabahlobo. Wabaleka wangena kuzo. Wadibana naye wabeka ezimbini kunye ezimbini (Nguwe umdlali oshushu we-tennis!). Wayehamba okwethutyana ePrague esiya kudubula imuvi, kwaye wayehamba kuyo yonke indawo kwintenetya. Baba ngabahlobo be-imeyile.
UTommy, wajika, wayengoyena mntu ungoyena mntu uphuphayo nge-imeyile.
Ulunge kakhulu, utshilo. Zange awugqithe umgca. Wayesoloko eyindoda egqibeleleyo. Akuzange kubekho 'Hayyyy, thumela ipiks yam!'
Udlale kakuhle, Mnu Haas!
Kule Disemba iphelileyo, ngo-Eva weKrisimesi, uTommy Haas waguqa ngamadolo wacela uSara ukuba atshate. Ngoku uphethe iringi enkulu yedayimane esandleni sakhe.
Ngaba sinokulindela umtshato omkhulu, kunye noDemi noAshton?
Kuya kuba yinto efana nokuthi, 'Hayi ngoLwesibini ozayo, ngaba kufuneka sifumane i-preist apha?' Akuyi kubakho ilokhwe yomtshato okanye nantoni na.
