Amaqhina osapho : yoyikisa! (CBS) Amaqhina osapho licandelo lomnqamlezo lotyando lwesizwe ngaxeshanye emfazweni nesiqu salo kwaye sinyanzelwe ukuba sihlale kufutshane, sopping ngeparafini yeengcinga, kwaye nabadlali abaninzi ababambe imidlalo. Iphakamisa kuthi imibuzo ekhathaza uluntu lwethu lwaseMelika njengophalazo-gazi oluninzi. Silwela ntoni? Ngaba sinetyala lokuhlawulela iimpazamo zoobawo bethu abafileyo? Wayesisa phi uReagan? Uhlobo luni lwegama uMeredith Baxter Birney? Babenza njani abadlali babadlali ukuba bahambise ezi zinger? Ngaba bayayisebenzisa ibhotolo yamandongomane njengo Mnu. Ed? Ukuphicotha kwezi canyons kungummangaliso kukubukela onke amaxesha onyaka asixhenxe Amaqhina osapho . Lo mboniso uthathe amaxesha asixhenxe. Lo mboniso uqhubeke ixesha elide njengeShield. Naku sisiya.
Inkqubo iqala ngesambulo esihlanjwe sesibini esikhokelayo, uSteven no-Elyse Keaton, ngokwenkcubeko bebeka isinxibo samaMelika aseMelika anekratshi ngohlobo oluthile lomcimbi waseNascar. Abasandul 'ukutshata babonwa befundisa abantwana babo ngeenkomo zeenkomo kunye nezobugcisa kunye neeprojekthi zobugcisa, ngokungathandabuzekiyo bezimisele ukuqhubela phambili ezinye zeentsomi ze-backwoods zevangeli ezigqwethekileyo ngokufana noDavid Koresh okanye uTimothy McVeih. Ndicinga ngomgangatho wegumbi lokusika ngexesha lalo mfanekiso, unamagqabi afana nekwindla yaseManhattan enezinto ezibini, unxile etywaleni yejagi, ukhwele iimoto ezine ezinamavili, ucofe umdaniso kwi-driftwood, kwaye utshaye iisigarethi ezinethamsanqa. Sothukile ngoko nangoko kwaye simangalisiwe ukuba ezi ntlobo ze-yahoos zibamba ukugcinwa kwabantwana. Isikhumbuza ngendlela uluntu olunokuba buthathaka kunye nolungelulo. Uluntu olubanjwe ngokudibeneyo. Amaqhina osapho.
Kodwa ke umboniso we-zigs xa sicinga ukuba uza ku-zag. Isityhilela into eqhele ukwenzeka kusapho lwenyukliya olusentshona. Abantwana bayangqubana nabazali abanobuhlobo baseManson-esque. Unyana omkhulu, uAlex, usisifundiswa esincinci. Ufunda, uzimase iintetho kwiikholeji, unxiba kabukhali kwimpahla yejezi njengokuba ekwiThe Decembrists okanye enye into. UAlex uyamangalisa, ndicinga ukuba, kuba uhlala edumisa iReaganomics kwaye ngokufanelekileyo ubonakala ebambe imeko yezopolitiko yomntu omhlophe onobuhlanga. Ukuba ebezimisele, lo mboniso ubuya kuphazamiseka. Olunye usapho oluhlala phantsi luhleli noDonald Trump okanye uTed Cruz omncinci, ejikeleza indlu kwizihlalo ezinengqondo kunye nezihlangu zesikhephe, ephosa ubuhlanga ejikeleza, ekhala ngentlalontle kwaye wazidubula ngengozi ngelixa ecoca umpu wakhe. Ungandivi kakubi, oko kuya kuba kukuhlekisa, kodwa ngekhe kuyenze kumabonwakude. Kutheni umntu ebukela umboniso malunga nabantu abancinci beRiphabhlikhi xa unokujonga nje zonke iziqendu ezilungileyo zikaKing Joffrey Imidlalo yeethrone ? Ndiyabulela uthixo ukuba lo mlinganiswa uyadlala.
Intombi, uMallory, ngumntu olwela amandla wesithathu njengomfazi. Ungumnini womfanekiso wakhe kunye nezinto zokuthambisa kunye nomoya wentshukumo ye-punk rock yee-1980. Utshaya kakhulu ipunk rock. Uyakuthanda ukuchitha imali ezivenkileni kwaye uzama ukwenza ukuba abantu bamthande. Akukho nto i-punk ngaphezu kokuchitha i-200 yeedola kwiqela lezihlangu ezivela kwiKhol's okanye enye into. UJennifer, omncinci, ubonakala ebanjwe kwimililo yezopolitiko, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha kubonakala ngathi uthengela abazali bakhe inkunkuma emhlophe yamaphupha aseMelika. Indlu kaKeaton yimicocosm yoluntu lwaseMelika. Ibali labo lisethwe kwii-80s, kodwa njenge-albhamu yeBill Hicks okanye ezintathu zokuqala uharry Potter iincwadi, zinokufundwa ngokungathi iphantse yenzeka kwakhona namhlanje. Ndiyathanda ukuba nomfanekiso-ngqondweni wendlu kumaxesha anamhlanje, ndiphila ngomlilo woqhanqalazo lweMicimbi yoBomi obuMnyama, bephikisana omnye nomnye ngemicimbi ka-2015, njengemfazwe yedrone, nokuba ifoto ijongeka ngathi yimilenze yabasetyhini okanye isibini esishushu izinja. Ndicinga ukuba usapho lakwaKeaton luzibandakanya kwiimpikiswano zokuba abantu baseMexico mabagxothwe kusini na, okanye amapolisa kufuneka avunyelwe ukubulala ulutsha ngenjongo yokonwaba, okanye ngubani onokufumana awona manqaku aphezulu eelekese.
Amabali adlalwe ngaphakathi Amaqhina osapho zezo zomlo weklasi, wokudodobala kwezoqoqosho, umcimbi we-Iran-Contra, wabafundi bezikolo eziphakamileyo abazama ukulala ngesondo nabafundi beekholeji. Ngokukrakra, isiqendu sesithathu salo mboniso simalunga no-Alex wokufumana umsebenzi njengendoda yokuhambisa ukutya, emva koko undwendwele umfundi we-blonde college ojongeka ngokufana nomama wakhe. Ngokunyanisekileyo wayenganikeli ngqalelo kwaye ndacinga ukuba wayethetha nomama uninzi lwale ndawo, eyayimangalisa ngokwenene kuba yayidlala njenge-1980's porno. Esi sibini sigqiba ukubetha kwaye emva koko xa i-Alex's beatnik ye-Phish fan fan ifumanisa ngayo, bavele bahambe ngo-Whoooooa ngaphambi kokuba baphume bayokungunda i-duster yomoya okanye nantoni na abangena kuyo ngeempelaveki.
Esinye isiqendu salo mboniso sibandakanya uMallory, oneminyaka elishumi elinesithandathu ubudala, ukuhlala ubusuku bonke nendoda ekubonakala ukuba ngumrhwebi womntwana. Ufana neenyawo ezisixhenxe ubude kwaye uza kwitheko kwigumbi lakhe lokuhlala elingaqhelekanga le-80s kwaye ke uzama ukumenza ukuba abelane ngesondo ngokungekho mthethweni naye kwiDodge Dart yakhe ngelixa ejikeleza ubumelwane. Ndikhe ndaya kwamanye amatheko angaqhelekanga kodwa akwabikho namnye ubandakanya ipropaganda yeTi Party kunye nomntwana oneminyaka eli-10 oqhubeka nokutshica i-liners enye yeRodney Dangerfield. Ngapha koko ekuphela kwepati endakha ndaya kuyo naphina kufutshane nelo nqanaba mhlawumbi lixesha endaya ngalo kumsindo kwindawo yokugcina izilwanyana yaseVarg Vikernes kwaye umfana othile wahlatywa esweni.
Anyways uMallory akapheleli ukulala nomfana kodwa yeesh. Uyakwazo oko? Andisawuthandi lo mboniso kuba kwenzeka into embi komnye wabalinganiswa kuwo. Iyandicaphukisa le nto ndicinga ukuba kufuneka sizame ukuba wonke umntu obandakanyekayo kulo mboniso agxothwe, uyazi, njengaxa umntu ohlekisayo esitsho igama esingalithandiyo. Ngaba ukhona umntu owaziyo ukuba yintoni le kaMichael J. Fox ukuza kuthi ga kule mihla? Masihlise esi sidenge. #NdiThobileMJF
