Bekungobusuku bendoda-yomntwana ngobusuku bokugqibela Usozimali Umlingisi , Apho uPatti ezimisele ukufumana uthando kubafana ababini endingaqinisekanga ukuba bayakwazi ukuzenzela iimpahla. Ngombulelo, nangona kunjalo, aba bantu-bantwana bobabini baphenduke baba ngama-89475239874 amaxesha amnandi kunoLuke Rockhold.
Okokuqala nguChris Manzo, onokuthi abalandeli beBravo baqonde njengesiqalo se Oomama bokwenyani baseNew Jersey 'UCaroline Manzo. Kulungile ukuba awulwenzi olo nxibelelwano, nangona kunjalo, kuba uCaroline ulapha noChris, ebambelele kwicala lakhe kuyo yonke into edutyuliweyo ngendlela efanayo ndilindele ukuba ubambelele ecaleni lakhe kuyo yonke imihla yobukho beminyaka engama-25. . 
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Ngaphandle kokumangalisa, ubomi bothando bukaChris buyothusa kuba yonke intombazana ahamba nayo nayo kufuneka ifumane imvume kaCaroline. Isiphumo? Uphantse akaze azise amantombazana ekhaya, kwaye akanamdlalo kwaphela. UChris Manzo usenokuba neminyaka emihlanu okanye emithandathu emdala kunokuba wayegqibile ukuza kulo mboniso (yep, eyenzekileyo), kodwa ngaphakathi useyinkwenkwana eneminyaka eli-13 ubudala esoyika ukuchukumisa isinqe sentombazana ngexesha lomdaniso ocothayo.
Ixhala likaPatti lokuba uChris usekhulile. I-Patti, i-gurl, kufuneka ndinyaniseke-awuyincedi imeko kaChris-man-baby xa umbuza ukuba angathanda na ukuba ingqondo yakhe ivuselelwe ngaphambi kwakhe pee-ndichame . Ngapha koko, isiphelo kukuba uChris ufuna intombazana ekrelekrele, ukongeza ekubeni mhle. Isiphetho kukuba uPatti akanazo iimpahla zokuya kwisiqingatha esisezantsi somzimba wakhe. 
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Usozigidi wethu wesibini nguMax Hodges, owayefudula esebenza e-TMZ kodwa wayeka kuba khange ikwazi ukuntywila ngokwaneleyo, ngokucacileyo . Umbono wam wokuqala kaMax awulunganga-akucaci nokuba igama elithi ishawa lithetha nantoni na kuye, usebenzisa umhlaba gnarly malunga namaxesha ali-17 kudliwanondlebe lwakhe lokuvula, kwaye, yile ndlela le aluchaza ngayo uthando: uvakalelo, lidini, ukunyaniseka, uyazi, kungaphezu kwendalo, ndoda! Uthando! Kupholile kuyifumene. 
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UPatti udibana noMax ngenxa yesiselo kwaye ufuna ukwazi ukuba yena, ekubeni eyindoda eshushu, uyinja. UMax unyanzelisa ukuba abe ngumfo olungileyo.
Ke kutheni le nto uMax engakhange akwazi ukufumana ubudlelwane obuzinzileyo, ngaphandle kwento yokuba akahlambi? Ewe, uMax ungumntu-mntwana, naye, kwaye akazi ukuba aphume kwaye afumane abasetyhini abasemgangathweni. Endaweni yoko, uhlala ejikeleza kwaye avumele abafazi ukuba beze kuye, kwaye la mantombazana ahlala egeza.
Amantombazana alungileyo aza kulinda ukuba abuzwe, utshilo uPatti. Amantombazana aphambeneyo aza kunikezela kuwe. Yivani loo nto, manenekazi? SUKUYA phambili xa ungumfana, kuba ukufezekisa iinjongo zakho kukwenza UKULALA. 
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ummmmm ewe hayi Kwaye ngoku, ixesha lesabelo esimnandi sesiqendu xa omnye umntu wodumo olungathandabuzekiyo ezama ukuzenza ezifanelekileyo kwakhona! Umgqatswa wale veki yinkwenkwezi ye-YouTube uJenna Marbles, othi, ngokukaPatti, lilizwi elipheleleyo lesizukulwana seminyaka eliwaka. Ummm, k? Sry, uLena.
Kwimeko apho ufuna ubungqina obungakumbi bokuba uChris noMax abakwazi kwaphela ukuthandana, nantsi inzame kaMax yokuncoma uJenna: Ndiyazithanda iinwele zakho ezingwevu ezingwevu, eziluhlobo lweenenekazi ezindala, kodwa ndiyazimba. Ndiyayithanda yonke imibala. 
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Kulungile, kufuneka nditsho, ukubonwa kukaJenna kuhle kakhulu. Ubeka kuChris ngenxa yokubamba intlanzi emanzi kunye nokusilela ukudibana naye emehlweni, kwaye uxelele uMax ukuba ukuthandana nomfana onjengaye kuyafana nokwamkela inkwenkwe efikisayo. Phila ixesha elide iMarble Marn, ilizwi lesizukulwana sam.
Ngoku lixesha leseshoni yokugaya-inkqubo uCaroline, ngokucacileyo, eya kuba yinxalenye yayo. KuChris, yena noPatti bakhetha uKarly, u-bartender oneminyaka engama-21 ubudala, uSamantha, injineli yeaudio, kunye noAmanda, umlingisi wecosplayer odlala imifanekiso yeencwadi ezihlekisayo kwiYouTube. Yeyiphi eyona ndlela ikhokelela kuloo nto? KuMax, uPatti ukhetha uSusy, waseBolivia, uMuriel, waseBrazil, noSam, othengisa izali zamahashe kwaye uchitha ipesenti yexesha lakhe eshedini.
Ngenxa yokuba kungekho mntu uzama nzima ngokwaneleyo ukunqanda uChris noMax ekubeni ngabantwana abangamadoda, uPatti ubuza ngamnye kubo ukuba azobe umfanekiso wento ethethwa luthando kubo. UChris utsala i-emoji ngeentliziyo zamehlo, kwaye nam ndifuna ukumqweqwedisa kwaye ndimnyanzele ngenkani kwilizwe lobuntu obukhulu, ade acacise ingcinga yakhe-yokuba xa umama wakhe ejonga utata wakhe, uziva ngathi intliziyo yakhe iyahamba ukugqabhuka. Yiloo nto yena, uChris, ayifunayo. Ngokwenyani, kunokwenzeka ukuba uChris ufuna nje ukuthandana nomama wakhe. I-IDK. 
Oogqirha abali-9 kwaba-10 bayavuma ukuba le yeyona ndlela yoyikekayo yokwenza abantwana-bantwana babengcono kunxibelelwano.
Okokugqibela, lixesha leentsuku zemasters. UChris ukhetha uAmanda, intombazana ye-cosplay yeYouTube, kwaye aqale umhla ngokuthatha ihashe lakhe. Kanye kwilulwane, ndinemibuzo emininzi. Kutheni kungekho mntu ubakhokelayo? Ngaba bobabini banamava abakhweli bamahashe? Ngaba bayazi ukuba bayaphi? Andifuni ukukholelwa ukuba uChris Manzo uyakwazi ukukhokela ihashe entlango ngenkokhelo engafaniyo nantoni na. 
Olu dubulo luyoyikisayo luziswe nguCaroline Manzo
Ekupheleni kwendlela, uAmanda unesimanga kuChris: Uza kutshintsha abe sesinye sezinxibo zakhe zeqhawe. Baqhubeka nokwenza ngcono kunye nokwenza inqanaba ngendlela yabo ngokumangalisayo, kwaye, nangona uChris enesimo sengqondo esihle ngayo, ndifuna ukuvala amehlo am kwaye ndivale iindlebe zam ngenxa yokungonwabi okukhulu. 
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tbh khange ndiyithathele ingqalelo indlela ekunokuba nzima ngayo ukunxiba lo umva usezantsi kwentaba Xa umhla kaMax uqala, ndonke ndikulungele ukumthiya-ikakhulu ngenxa yokuba engenahempe kwaye ngokoqobo sisemanzi xa uSusy ebonakala. Kodwa kuyo yonke indoda yomntwana kaMax, kufuneka nditsho… Ngokwenene ndiyamthanda. Ufumana lo mlo wokwenene, onemincili ebusweni bakhe xa uSusy ebonisa indlela yokuma ngebhodi yokubheja, kwaye ucinga ukuba mhle ngokwenyani, kwaye ngequbuliso ufumana umbono wokuba umhlobo osenyongweni kaMax wayeyinjana, ekhula.
Emva kwexesha, uMax walatha ii-stingray ku-Susy, kwaye umfundisa ngendlela yokuphila ye-stingray. Udlala ngokuxhuma ezandleni zakhe, kwaye uMax uthi kufana nje nokubamba ingelosi. 
Umhle kakhulu ukuba ndikulungele ukuxolela ukhetho lwakhe lomnqwazi
Emva kwexesha, omabini amakhwenkwe athabatha imihla yawo ukuya kwisidlo sangokuhlwa. UChris noAmanda bancokola kamnandi, kodwa ekugqibeleni, uMan-Baby Manzo (kundithathe ixesha elingakanani ukuza nale nto?) Bafumana amanqaku ngokwanga esidleleni. 
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Okwangoku, uMax uyaqhubeka nokuphumelela intliziyo yam. Ukudideka, ndiyazi. Ndiphikisana kakhulu ngaphakathi. Yena noSusy banencoko emnandi, kwaye uMax uxelela ikhamera ukuba ucinga ukuba uyintombazana enomdla. USusy uxelela uMax ukuba angamanga ngomhla wokuqala, ke uMax ucela imvume yokumanga esidleleni endaweni yoko. Uyamvumela, kwaye uMax uyancoma ukuthamba kobuso bakhe. I-PLS NCEDA NGOKUBA KUKHO ISIQHAMO ESINGOYONIYO KWI-IRONIC EMQOLO WAM. 
Ukufa.
WONWABILE. BHE NDIFILE. Ekupheleni kwesiqendu, sifunda ukuba uChris noAmanda basanxibelelana, kwaye uceba ukubuyela eCarlifonia ukuya kumbona kwakhona. Ngethemba lokuba uya kuba nokwanga kwakhe kokuqala kunye nomntu ongumntu kunye noAmanda ngamanye amaxesha.
Kwaye ngoku ezona ndaba zimnandi: UMax noSusy basahleli kunye kwaye bebonana kwi-reg. Uyahamba, PATTI. 
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