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Kukho indawo kwisiqendu sokuqala somboniso Iibhiliyoni Kwixesha lokubonisa apho unyana omncinci osisityebi utsala iqhinga elincinci kumntakwabo. Babheja ukuba ingaba umzalwana omncinci uyazi okanye akakho isixeko. Umntakwabo omncinci wenza ngathi akenzi, wenza ukuba umntakwabo omdala enze ukubheja okuhlekisayo ngayo, emva koko atyhile ukuba uyayenza. Umnumzana iibhiliyoni uqhubeka nokucacisela unyana wakhe omdala ukuba ngamanye amaxesha kuyinzuzo yokwenza ukuba ubonakale usisidenge kwixesha elifutshane ukuze ufumane inzuzo enkulu. Kwakhona, lumka ngesiqendu sokuqala se Iibhiliyoni kuba umboniso wokuqala walo mboniso nguPaul Giamatti echolwa kuyo ayiyiyo ingxowa yomntu wonke, umntwana.
Esi siqendu sokuqala esineeNtshatsheli ayisisiqendu esihle. Andisithandi kakhulu esi siqendu. Ndifuna okungakumbi kwesi siqendu. Kodwa andiyi kubanjwa. Ndiyazi ukuba oku kukhokelela nje kwisiqendu esilandelayo esimangalisayo. Nantsi inyama yam yenkomo kunye nesi siqendu.
1) Umbono wokumisela i-Underdogs ukuba ukholelwe ukuba akukho baphumeleleyo ngaphambili ngelixa beqhula iqela lezinto abazithandayo zisendleleni entle. Wonke umntu owuthandayo lo mboniso uxakeke ngalo mzuzu. Ndiye ndayibukela itreyila yetreyila xa iiChamps ziphuma ngesantya esicothayo ngaphezulu kwekhulu. Ndingacengceleza kuwe iodolo apho iiChamps zifakwe khona kwimemori. Kufana nomdlalo kuleyo inde kakhulu ye-Lord of the Rings movie apho abafana abalungileyo belahlekelwa khona kodwa ke uGandalf wayefana nokujonga ilanga kwaye ubonakala nomkhosi wonke kwaye ufumana ingqele kunye neenyembezi emehlweni akho. Indlela ii-eps zokuqala ezine zahlelwa ngayo ukuze i-Underdog ifumane i-cocky kakhulu kwaye emva koko banqumle uqeqesho lwe-Champs njenge-Rocky IV-enentshebe eRashiya-intle kakhulu. Ndifuna ukubona iiChamp zingena zize kulawula. Ukubetha ngenqindi kwaye ukhawuleze-ubethe la ma-Underdogs phantsi kwesikhonkwane. Ke benza ntoni? Cwangcisa imeko ukuze ibe ziintandathu ngokuchasene nesine kumceli mngeni oza ezantsi kwimizimba onayo, ngcono. Inyaniso yokuba abafana bade bayibopha ngaphambi kokuphulukana nomjikelo wokugqibela ngummangaliso. Kodwa akukho namnye kwi-Underdogs skimpy. Sele behloliwe yinxalenye yokuqala yomboniso. Wonke umntu apho uphumelele into yokufika apho. Bonke abaphulukene naboyisakileyo bemkile. IiChamps zazilungiselelwe ukuba ziphume.
Mbini) Ngaba ngenene bahlule i-Champs kunye ne-Underdogs ngokwamaqela amabini? Kwaye banyanzelwa ukuba bakhutshwe ngaphandle kokuba ngubani ophumeleleyo kwimiceli mngeni? Kuhlekisa. Ngoku imiceli mngeni yokwenene ayinantsingiselo. Ingcamango yemali yebhanki ayithethi nto kum. Ukuba undibuze ukuba ngubani ophumelele isizini, ndiyakuxelela. Ukuba undibuza ukuba baphumelele malini, andinalwazi. Uyazi ukuba kutheni? Kuba isixa semali sibalulekile kuphela kulowo usiphumeleleyo. Ndiza kuwubukela lo mboniso ukuba bakhuphisana ngeendebe ezinikelweyo ezinje ngeWestminster Dog Show. Imali yebhanki ayenzi mahluko kubaphulaphuli. Ewe, ngoku sinethuba lokubona iiChamps zijongana ngokungafaniyo. I-CT kunye neZach. Okanye uLaurel vs. Cara. Kodwa qagela ukuba yintoni, sinokuba nayo loo nto. Ukuba uyimisile ukuze iqela eliphumelela umceli mngeni lixolelwe, abaphumeleleyo baya kukhetha abo bangeneyo kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo baya kwenza loo matchups makhulu abekho. Ukutshintsha ukupheliswa kuthatha ulonwabo olukhulu ngaphandle komdlalo. Khawufane ucinge ukuba ibiyinto yokudlala engatshatanga kwaye hayi amaqela. Ngaba ngekhe kubengcono ukuqala ngee-Underdogs ezilishumi elinambini kunye neentshatsheli ezisibhozo kwaye uzame ukubabukela befaka iivoti endlwini? Yiyo le nto uJohnny Bananas ahlala kuyo. Undixelela ukuba akakwazanga ukufumana uDario ukuba avule umfelandawonye wakhe kwakhona ngethuba lokuya kumjikelo wokugqibela aze eze kwindawo yesithathu? Undixelela ukuba uJohnny uzakuhlala ethembekile kwiChamps kwaye azise i-CT kunye noDarrell kumdlalo wokugqibela naye xa enokuzisa isibini esinye isiphelo esipheleleyo kwaye aphumelele kwakhona? Ngokumisela umdlalo ngale ndlela, banqamle amandla e-greats ukwenza oko kubenza bakhulu.
3) Akukho kugxothwa. Khange sifumane nokubona ukuba ngubani oza kuba yimatriki. U-Ashley wafumana amanqaku kuqala kwaye wakhetha uTony. UDario wazuza amanqaku kubafana wakhetha uSylvia. Kodwa asizange sibone ivoti okwangoku. Ndiya kuvuma, ukulwa okwangoku kwi-Underdogs ngekwenzekanga ukuba umdlalo ubekwe ngokwahlukileyo. Kodwa andiqinisekanga ukuba umlo wawundonwabisa. Andikwazi nokufumanisa ukuba ngawaphi amacala amabini empikiswano. Ndicinga ukuba uCory ufuna ukuba iqela limanyane kwaye livote njengenye kwaye uShane akafuni kukhethwa ukuze angagxothwa. Ngokwenene loo macala mabini aphikisayo. Kungenxa yokuba kukho abantu abahlanu kuphela abafumanekayo kwaye akukho mntu ufuna ukuba kukhutshwe. Elona candelo lilungileyo kuko konke uCory wayetsala ijezi yakhe ngeliphindaphindiweyo esithi ayingombala omnye na? ngokungathi wayesenza i Umngeni Inguqulelo ye Umrhwebi waseVenice I-Shylock Ukuba uyasihlaba intetho. Yiloo nto kuphela into endiyibonayo.
4) Esi yayisisiqendu esihle kakhulu Umhlaba wenene . Ukuba le ibiyi Umhlaba wenene isiqendu, ndingaba phantsi kakhulu. Unayo iDario izama ukuthatha u-Ashley ngemigca e-corny kangangokuba u-Orville Redenbacher wayefana no-damn nokuba andinako ukuzifumana. Ufumene uKailah ngokudubula ivodka ngebhotile kwaye uyileqa ngebhiya kakhulu kangangokuba wachamela ebhedini yakhe. Kwaye hayi nje ngokuba wayelele kwaye wachama ethe cwaka. Ukusuka kwindlela uTony wayilingisa ngayo, waqengqa ibhulukhwe yakhe phantsi wajonga umjelo phezulu emoyeni njengecala likaCalvin noHobbes kwiFord F-150. Ufumene uJohnny kunye noZach bequbha echibini behlekisa ngamantombazana ngokuhlaziya amahlaya e-Twitter. Ngokukrakra, yile nguqulelo ye-IRL ye-self-retweet. UneZach noJenna bajikelezana, kusatshisa ukuba nohlobo oluthile lwabantu abathandekayo besini sikaNorse ngesini esona sizathu senzululwazi ngasemva apho kuvela khona iindudumo. Kwaye uNicole ubeke uxinzelelo lwenkundla epheleleyo eCara Maria ngalo lonke ixesha engqiniba enzulwini kwibhotile yesibini okanye yesithathu okanye yesine yebhotolo yamandongomane. Ndiphantsi kwayo yonke le nto. Yenza intliziyo yam icule yonke i-discography kaLuther Vandross. Nangona kunjalo, ndiyawudinga umdlalo. Ndinike umdlalo.
Ndakhe ndeva abantu besithi lelona xesha lihle le Umngeni . Mhlawumbi ikho kwaye mhlawumbi ayisiyiyo. Kodwa isiqendu sangokuhlwa sangokuhlwa besingesihle. Oko kwathiwa, musa ukuwela i-okie-doke. Kule veki izayo uza nayo yonke ekhaya. Kule veki izayo siza kufumana isiqendu esisifaneleyo. Kule veki izayo sonke sizakuba ziintshatsheli.
