Kukho umgca ococekileyo phakathi kokulandelela kunye nothandoReuters Kubonakala kungenakuchazeka ukuba uDonald Trump, indoda engenamava kwezopolitiko kwaye ebonakala ngathi akanamdla kwi-tedium kunye ne-minutia yezopolitiko, angafuna ukuba nguMongameli wase-United States. Mhlawumbi uDonald Trump wayengenalo nofifi lokuba umsebenzi kaMongameli ubandakanya ntoni na, okanye wavele wanxila kukunkqangazwa kunye nesihlwele, okanye mhlawumbi akazange acinge ukuba angaze aphumelele. Mhlawumbi konke oku kungasentla.
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Mhlawumbi ebethandana noHillary Clinton ngalo lonke elixesha. Mhlawumbi ukufuna ubongameli yayililinge elinzulu likaDonald Trump lokufumana ingqalelo yowesifazane ekuphela kwakhe amthandayo. Wayengenako ukungamhoyi ukuba angaba ngumongameli. UHillary Clinton wayesele ethandane noMlawuli oyiNtloko; mhlawumbi angathandana nomnye umntu.
Bubuphi ubungqina endinabo? Ndiyavuya ubuzile.
Kwinkqubo ye-TV yaseSweden, umdlali we-Bhritane u-Emma Thompson watyhila ukuba uDonald Trump wafowunela ngqo kwi-trailer yakhe ngelixa wayeseLos Angeles esenza imovie.
Njengoko uThompson wahambisa ibali: ndiphakamisa ifowuni. 'Molo, nguDonald Trump apha.' Ndathi, 'Ngokwenyani? Ndingakunceda? ’Kwaye wathi,‘ Ewe, ndiyazi nje, bendicinga ukuba ndingakunika indawo yokuhlala kwenye yeTrump Towers yam. Bakhululekile ngokwenene. ’
Kodwa uDonald Trump akazange abize inkwenkwezi ka Ukuziva kunye novakalelo kwaye Uthando Ngokwenene ukumnika indawo yokuhlala ehotele. Ewe, uyazi, ndicinga ukuba sizakuhamba kakuhle, utshilo uTrump, ngokukaThompson. Mhlawumbi singatya isidlo sangokuhlwa ngamanye amaxesha.
Ewe, uDonald Trump wabuza u-Emma Thompson (wala ngentlonelo). Kodwa ezona nkcukacha zibalulekileyo kweli bali? Imovie uThompson wayedubula ngelo xesha: Imibala yokuqala, noJohn Travolta. Imibala yokuqala, Ifilimu ye-1998 esekwe kwi isitshixo senoveli malunga nokuqhutywa kukaMongameli wokuqala kukaBill Clinton. Kwaye ngubani owadlala uEmma Thompson?
Umlingiswa kaHillary Clinton. 
UTrump ungaphezulu kweebhulukhwe ndicinga ukubaInkampani ye Mutual Film
Ngokuqinisekileyo, uDonald Trump wayesatshatile nomfazi wakhe wesibini uMarla Maples ngelo xesha (abo babini babehlangene ukusukela ngo-1993 ukuya ku-1999; Imibala yokuqala , eyakhutshwa ngo-Matshi 1998 , inokwenzeka ukuba ifakwe kwi-1997) kodwa uTrump angamelana njani? UHillary Clinton wayenguMongameli wokuqala ngelo xesha; U-Emma Thompson kumlingiswa ofana nokaClinton wayengoyena mntu wayekufutshane ukuba abe nako ukumthanda.
Ngesiquphe konke kuyavakala: ukumlahla ejikeleza inqanaba kwingxoxo-mpikiswano yesithathu kamongameli, ukuthukwa komntwana njengenkwenkwe yesikolo samabanga aphantsi enesidenge, inyani yokuba akakayeki ukuthetha ngaye , kwaneenyanga ezine emva konyulo-umongameli wethu unetyala elibi lokukhankanywa! Kuyafana xa unomdla kumntu omtsha kwaye ujikeleza yonke incoko kwithuba lokuthetha ngaye, ngaphandle kokuba ujongela phantsi idemokhrasi yethu ngobuhlakani obendeleyo. Xa sijonga ngasemva, uqhubeko lokuqala oluphambili lukaTrump mhlawumbi yayililinge lokucacisa ukungamkeli.
Kodwa kukho esinye isiqwenga sobungqina: Ukulungiswa kukaDonald Trump ku-Twitter noKristin Stewart. Ngo-2012, uMongameli wexesha elizayo wase-United States wathumela umyalezo malunga nenkwenkwana eneminyaka engama-26 ubudala yeTwilight franchise kunye nesoka lakhe langaphambili uRobert Pattinson phantse amaxesha ali-12, emva kokuba ebanjwe kwiifoto ezikhohlisayo.
URobert Pattinson akafanele athathe uKristen Stewart. Wamkhohlisa njengenja kwaye uza kuyenza kwakhona- jonga nje. Unokwenza ngcono kakhulu!
-UDonald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Oktobha 17, 2012
Wonke umntu uyazi ukuba ndilungile ukuba uRobert Pattinson alahle uKristen Stewart. Kwiminyaka embalwa, uya kundibulela. Yiba nobukrelekrele, Robert.
-UDonald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Nge-22 ka-Okthobha ka-2012
URobert ndifumana ubushushu obuninzi ngokutsho ukuba kufanele ulahle uKristen- kodwa ndilungile. Ukuba ubona amantombazana kaMiss Universe ungaphinda ucinge.
-UDonald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Oktobha 18, 2012
UDonald Trump wayenomdla onomdla kuRobert Pattinson eshiya uStewart (bobabini babesele kunye ngelo xesha), bemcenga ukuba enze ngcono, ukuba angaphamba kwakhona, ukuba ubudlelwane abunakuze bulungiswe. Nguwo phantse ngokungathi kukho esinye isibini samandla esidumileyo, isibini esasokola ngenxa yehlazo elikhulu lokukopela kwaye zange bahlukane xa uDonald enqwenela njalo.
UDonald Trump akakwazanga ukubongoza esidlangalaleni noHillary Clinton ukuba ashiye umyeni wakhe, ke ngoko wacela uRobert Pattinson endaweni yakhe.
UHillary Clinton, ndicinga ukuba ngumfazi owoyikekayo, Utshilo uDonald Trump kudliwanondlebe noGreta Van Susteren , ngo-2012, kwangonyaka omnye nokulungiswa kukaStewart / Pattinson.
Amadoda enza izinto eziphambeneyo ngothando. UMenelaus wakhokela bonke ubukumkani bakhe emfazweni ukuze abuyise uHelen waseTroy. UHenry VIII wanyanzela iNgilani ukuba iyishiye iCawa yamaKatolika. Kwaye uDonald Trump? Ewe, uDonald Trump ngengozi wayeza kunyukela kwi-ofisi ephezulu emhlabeni, indima angayifanelanga ngokupheleleyo, kwaye avumele iMelika ukuba idilike-ukuze nje loo mntu akhethekileyo amqwalasele.
