UMongameli uDonald Trump.Chip Somodevilla / Getty Izithombe Umdaniso wangaphambi kukaNobel kunye noMntla Korea wawusiba mnandi.
Kwakungekho nje i-Arhente yezoNxibelelwano ye-White House Umngeni wengqekembe Ukubonisa ukulingana okulinganayo kwiintetho zoxolo kunye nemifanekiso kaMongameli uDonald Trump kunye neNkokeli ePhakamileyo uKim Jong-un, eyakhutshwa njengentlanganiso eyayicwangciswe nge-12 kaJuni eyayinokuthandabuza.
Kwakungekho nje unobhala wethu kaRhulumente izimvo kutyalo-mali olunokubakho eMelika eNyakatho Korea, athe wayiphendula kumbuzo malunga nophuhliso lwehotele-xa abemi base U.S bephoswe kwiinkampu ekusetyenzwa nzima kuzo kweli lizwe xa betyelele.
Kwakungenguye nomongameli waseMelika nje umnikelo uzwilakhe okhuselweyo okhuselayo okwegazi njengokujika okugqwethekileyo UNapoleon Dynamite Ndithembise ukukhusela ukunyaniseka kwabaxhasi, okanye imemo kaTrump kuMnu uSihlalo namhlanje ebiza ingqungquthela ngelixa ekhupha ityala elikhulu lezinto ezibuhlungu njengoko wayeziva ukuba incoko entle yayakha kunye nozwilakhe. Ngenye imini, ndijonge phambili kakhulu ukudibana nawe, wabhala uTrump, esithi ukuba uKim utshintshe ingqondo, nceda ungathandabuzi ukunditsalela umnxeba okanye ubhale.
Yindlela ubugqwetha bomgaqo-nkqubo wezangaphandle uSeth Rogen oba ngayo.
Udliwanondlebe , ifilimu ka-2014 uRogen alibhalele eli bali, inezifundo ezibukhali kwimingxunya yokuhluza amathe ethubeni lokuhla kwi-Wikipedia njenge-dealmaker yeNyakatho Korea, nangomsi kunye nezipili zobuzwilakhe ngequbuliso uzimisele ibhulorho enzulu eyahlulahlula igama ekwamkelweni kwehlabathi.
Ifilimu ibona uDave Skylark, umphathi weTV odlalwa nguJames Franco, ebongoza umvelisi wakhe uAaron Rappaport, odlalwa nguRogen, ukuba acwebe inkampu yokufa kunye nokutshatyalaliswa kwezinto zaseMelika xa esiva ukuba uKim Jong-un, odlalwa yiRandall Park, uyayithanda inkqubo yakhe. Ukufumana amanqaku okuhlala phantsi kunye nozwilakhe ophindaphindeneyo, uSkylark uyamqinisekisa uRappaport, uya kuqinisekisa ukuba wonke umntu uza kukuthatha ngokungathandabuzekiyo njengomphangi.Kwanasemva kokuba abantu baseMntla Korea befunaukuba yonke imibuzo igqitywe yinkokeli ephezulu ngamagama angathethathethani kunye neeyure ezingama-24 zokuthatha isigqibo, i-duo ye-TV ithatha isigqibo sokuba isiphelo siyazithethelela iindlela-ngapha koko, baqiqa, babeza kuthi bafumane udliwanondlebe lomongameli ngakumbi ngokunika uKim iqonga. Oku kufana nokutya imifuno yethu-nje ukuba uyenze loo nto, emva koko utye inyama yenyama, iSkylark isilinganisela.
USkylark emva koko ubhengeze emoyeni ukuba uyakuba nembeko enzulu ngokuhlala phantsi noKim. Oko izandi eziqhelekileyo .
Nje ukuba umamkeli kunye nomvelisi umhlaba ube yindawo yokubaleka e-Pyongyang, bafumana itafile eyilelwe ngononophelo ejonge ukubanyanzela ukuba babalise kuphela amabali uKim afuna ukubaliselwa-afana nobomi bokwenyani uKim omema iqela labacholacholi beendaba, kodwa akukho zixhobo abahloli, kule veki ukubukela okuxeliweyo, kuphela okomfuziselo Ukuqhaqha Indawo yovavanyo lwenyukliya lwe-Punggye-ri. Emva kokuba iSkylark ibone oko kujongeka kuyimarike esekoneni ethwele ukutya, kunye nomntwana okhubazekileyo ophethe i-lollipop emi ecaleni kwendlela, ubuntu beTV buthatha isigqibo sokuba ubuxoki baseNyakatho Korea obuphika indlala kunye nokungondleki kwabantwana kufuneka kube yinyani emva kwayo yonke loo nto.
Kodwa uKim uyazi ukuba iSkylark ekugqibeleni iphumelele ukufumana udliwanondlebe nembuyekezo yemarquee, ke kulula ukufumana umphathi ukuba aqhawuke nakweliphi na iziko lokuziphatha. Isipho sokuqala sikaKim esiya eSkylark sisibhedu esenziwe ngomfanekiso wesithethi seTV, kwaye oko kusungula i-bromance. UKim ubonakalisa uSkylark ngenqwelomoya yeemoto zodidi kunye netanki lakhe, bacula uKaty Perry kunye, bazibophelela kwimargaritas ngeambrela ezincinci, i-joyride etankini, ukudubula iihupu, kunye nokukhupha imiba yabo katata kwaye kufuneka bazive kufanelekile. Bandibiza ngokungafanelekanga, uKim whines, apho uSkylark ephendula ngokuzimisela, Yile nto kanye bayithethileyo ngam! UKim uqinisekisa iMelika ukuba abantu banomona ngamadoda afana nawe nam.
Emva kosuku lwakhe olumnandi noKim, iSkylark igcwele izizathu zokuba kutheni uKim kufuneka ehleli esemandleni. Ndiyakwazi ukuvelana nabantu abalahlwayo ngamajelo eendaba, utsho-kwaye ukuba le ngxoxo iyakuphazamisa kwicandelo leendaba, khumbuza ukuba sisathetha ngefilimu eyintsomi. USkylark uthi ngoKim ayilotyala lakhe ukuba wazalelwa kwimeko enzima, kwaye udumisa uzwilakhe njengoyena mntu undifumanayo. (Isililo sikaTrump kuKim wokwenene namhlanje: Ndive ngathi incoko entle iyakha phakathi kwakho nam.)
I-Rappaport izama ukubuyisela iSkylark kwinyani, ikhumbuza umphathi we-narcissistic ukuba iinkampu zoxinaniso kunye nendlala zibi kakhulu-kwaye, ngaphandle kwento entsha ethethwa yi-BFF kaSkylark, iyinyani. Yonke into akubonise yona ayiyonyani, utsho umvelisi. Ukubonisile into ofuna ukuyibona. Wakukhohlisa, wena f ** king idiot.
Xa uKim ebhengeza ngomsindo kwisidlo sangokuhlwa kunye namagosa aphezulu ukuba kwabo bangandihloneliyo ekhaya nakumazwe aphesheya, andinakuphendula ngayo nayiphi na into engaphantsi kokuphelela kwamandla am, uSkylark uqala ukubona icala elimnyama lendlu yakhe. Ubuyela kwivenkile ethengisa ukutya kwaye, kwisitetimenti esomeleleyo malunga nemaski yepropaganda, uyayibona yonke le nto yokubonisa ngeziqhamo ezingezizo kunye nomqolo ongeyonyani obonisa iindlela eziphuphumayo. Ubamba i-faux grapefruit njengoko enomsindo ekhwaza ixoki kumzobo kaKim.
Ukuqonda ukuba umlingane wakhe uyashenxa, uKim unika umntakwabo Skylark injana enjengobuntu beTV xa wayeyinkwenkwana-isikhumbuzo sobomi bokwenyani sokuba urhulumente uphanda uphawu kwangaphambili ukuze azi ukuba zeziphi ii-psy-ops ezinokusebenza. UTrump uthe Ubugcisa beDili eyona nto imbi kakhulu onokuyenza kwisivumelwano kubonakala ngathi unqwenela ukuyenza, ke xa wayeqala ukubhengeza ukuba wonke umntu ucinga ukuba afumane uNobel kwaye aziqhayise ngokuba nguLowo uzisa uxolo kwiPeninsula yaseKorea, uMntla wakhawuleza wangena kunzima ukufumana imowudi, kuba bayazi ukuba banako.
Ngaphambi kokuba uSkylark aqhube ii-psy-ops zakhe kuKim in Udliwanondlebe , Isiphumo sokuqhekeka kozwilakhe kumabonakude, uKim waxes malunga nendlela afuna ngayo ukwakha ubudlelwane obungcono kunye noluntu lwamanye amazwe. Kwimibuzo ebhaliweyo, uphawula ukuba i-US inesitokhwe esikhulu senyukliya kwaye abanye abanayo kwaye bayabuza, Ngaba oko kuvakalelwa kukuhanahanisa kuwe?
Emuva ebomini bokwenyani, masithembe ukuba iskripthi sahluke ngokumangalisayo phambi kotshintsho lwengqondo lukaTrump olungenakuphepheka kwaye naluphi na uhlobo lwesivumelwano lwenziwe nolawulo olwaziwayo ngokwaphula isivumelwano. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, uTrump ubuyela umva kwi Iqhosha-lam likhulu ngakumbi Iintsuku: Uthetha ngamandla akho enyukliya, kodwa ezethu zinkulu kwaye zinamandla kangangokuba ndithandaza kuThixo ukuba azisayi kusetyenziswa, ubhale namhlanje.
Okokugqibela, njengodliwanondlebe ozimeleyo ofumanisileyo kwiscreen semizuzu eyi-112, oku malunga nemicimbi yokufa kunye nokufa. Imalunga nenkqubo yezixhobo zenyukliya yaseNyakatho Korea nje, kodwa malunga netekhnoloji abayityibilikayo kumanyano olubi kunye nabathengi. Imalunga nokukhusela iNxweme laseNtshona kunye nawo onke amahlakani phakathi kohlaselo. Imalunga nokumisa ukubulawa kwabantu kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya okwenziwa ngezixhobo zokubulala. Imalunga nobulungisa bukaOtto Warmbier, amanye amaxhoba ombuso wolawulo lukaKim, kunye namabanjwa ezopolitiko ayi-120,000 — UTrump wakhwaza ngokungazenzisiyo kwisenzo esihle sikaKim sokukhulula abantu abathathu baseMelika namhlanje-kwaye ethembisa ukuba isivumelwano soqoqosho okanye ukufunwa kukaNobel ngekhe yiza ngendleko zobomi bokwenyani.
UBridget Johnson ungumlingane ophezulu kwiziko leHaym Salomon, umhleli olawulayo we-Homeland Security Today, kunye ne-Washington Bureau Chief kwi-PJ Media.
