Sithandwa!
Uxabiseke ngokwenene!
KwakungoMgqibelo emva kwemini, kwaye umdlali weqonga oneminyaka eli-9 ubudala uHallie Kate Eisenberg wayezama ukubaleka ngesiqhu
yokuncoma abahamba matinee e
I-American Airlines Theatre e-Times Square, apho akhoyo
Okwangoku basebenzisana njengoMariya omncinci kuClaire Booth Luce's Abafazi.
Oh sweetie, wawuthandeka!
umfazi oneenwele ezingwevu wakhala ngokuhlola uNkskz. Eisenberg. Uye wajonga ngathi
wayefuna ukucofa enye yeedama zomdlali weqonga eline-dimpled kwaye ayinike
ukujika komakhulu.
UNks Eisenberg, owayenxibe iflukhwe
igrafti-yokuprinta ibhatyi kunye nomnqwazi ofananayo kwii-curls zakhe ezibalekayo, enkosi
umfazi watyhalela phambili. Wafika kumnyango ongasemva, waphumela ngaphandle
utsibe ezantsi kwisitrato sama-43 ukuya
iBen & Jerry's, apho wayalela khona ukuba aqhele: i-cookie yetshokholethi eminti kwi
ikhowuni, ngefafaza yomnyama.
Kulapho yenzeka khona.
Ngaba le ntombazana yePepsi?
umphathi-mali ojonge ngamehlo abuze xa uNksk. Eisenberg ehamba. Ndacinga ukuba ndinguye
ukubona izinto ezingekhoyo.
Ewe, uHallie Kate Eisenberg wayenakho
Usuku lokuphumelela uTony, ukunyanga ukubanda okuqhelekileyo okanye ikholoni iMars, kodwa akunakulindeleka ukuba
abantu bayakumlibala njengesithethi esixhaphakileyo nesingacacanga kuyo yonke indawo
yePepsi-Cola. Kule minyaka imbalwa idlulileyo, abantu kuyo yonke indawo bebethwa ngebhombu
ngokubona kukaNks. Eisenberg ejikeleza kwaye ehambisa amazwi ka
abantu abadumileyo abanjengoAretha Franklin noMarlon Brando, bebabongoza ukuba bathenge ibhotile ebomvu, emhlophe naluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka
isiselo esithambile. Kwaye nangona iphulo lenze uNks Eisenberg adumile kwaye ekude
isityebi kunabantu abaninzi abazelwe ngo-1992, sigubungele yonke enye into ayiyo
yenziwe.
Umzekelo, umdlalo wakhe wescreen. Nksk.
U-Eisenberg ebesebenza kwiscreenplay iminyaka emibini ngoku.
Ibizwa ngokuba ziiNtathu
Izizukulwana, utshilo, emba kwi-cone yakhe ye-mint-chocolate-cookie. Nguwo
malunga nezizukulwana ezithathu zabafazi.
Uye wachaza ezinye. Ntathu
Izizukulwana zivula ngompu wesibini esitshatayo, utshilo, kodwa
umtshato uyaqhawuka kungekudala. Emva kweenyanga ezimbalwa, umfazi ufumanisa ukuba unguye
ukhulelwe, kwaye ufunda kwangaxeshanye ukuba umyeni wakhe uyamqhatha. Ke
Ufaka iifayile zoqhawulo-mtshato, kwaye intombi yakhe ikhula ingazi kwanto malunga nayo
utata wakhe. Ekugqibeleni, xa intombazana ikwiminyaka yayo yeshumi elivisayo, iya kujonga
Utata wakhe, enyanzela umama ukuba amxelele inyani.
Kwaye ke intombazana, uyazi, iyatshata kwaye ibe nomntwana, kwaye
Esi sisizukulwana sesithathu, utshilo uNkskz. Eisenberg. Iqala kwaye iphela nge
indawo enye.
UNks Eisenberg ucinga ukuba ukubhala kwakhe kuya kuba ngcono. Xa ndandi
Ngo-7, iskripthi besisihle, utshilo. Kodwa, uyazi, bekufana nokubhala komntwana omncinci, kwaye kule minyaka idlulileyo,
uthanda, uyazi, uqole ngakumbi.
Kunyaka ophelileyo, iLondon
Iphephandaba iSunday Times libike ukuba i-Eisenberg isencinci
yenza imali engange- $ 50,000 kwintengiso yesithathu
Izizukulwana. Eli phepha laxela ukuba uJamie Lee Curtis wayenomdla
kwinxalenye.
UNks Eisenberg akaqinisekanga ukuba ngaba uNksk Curtis wayenyanisile
umdla. Ndiyathetha, ndeva ukuba abantu bafuna ukuyenza kunye nayo yonke into, kodwa mna
njenge, 'Ngaba uJamie Lee Curtis ufuna ukuyenza, okanye
ngaba baphupha nje? ' uthe.
Xa iSunday Times
isiqwenga saphuma, saxhokonxa ingxaki ngaphakathi kwenkampu kaNks. Eisenberg.
Abantu baqala ukubiza iarhente yakhe, uBonnie Shumofsky,
Ndifuna ukubona iskripthi.
Umntu othile uza kuye
iofisi evela kwenye indawo [kaNks. Shumofsky's] arhente
aze abethe inqaku phantsi athi, 'Kutheni ubonisa iHallie's
izikripthi ngaphandle kokuza kuthi kuqala? ' Utshilo uNksz Eisenberg. Kwaye iarhente yam
ngathi, 'Yintoni le iqhubeka apha?'
UNks Eisenberg wajonga phezulu,
ihlekisiwe. Wayenomphetho wecookie ojikeleze umlomo wakhe.
Uzalelwe kwi-1992 eNew Brunswick, NJ,
UNks Eisenberg wabizwa ngegama lomntu kaThola Birch
UHallie O'Fallon ngo-1991
imovie Yonke into endiyifunayo ngeKrisimesi. Kwakungowam
Imovie endiyithandayo yomzalwana nodade wethu ngelixa ndiphuhliswayo, utshilo.
Wafunyanwa njenge
wenza xa wayeneminyaka eyi-4. Wayethegekile kunye nomama wakhe kunye nomntakwabo omdala
U-Jesse, naye ungumdlali weqonga, kwintlanganiso ne-arhente kaJese, kwaye ngelixa elinde
Ukugqiba ukutyikitya umsebenzi wamaphepha, U-Eisenberg waqala ukonwabisa abasebenzi
Ngeengoma ezivela kuAnnie. Batyikitye
ngokukhawuleza. Umsebenzi wakhe wokuqala ohlawulelwayo yayiyintengiso yeClues Clues.
Ukusukela ngoko, UNks Eisenberg uye
obekade iifilimu ezifana Paulie, apho wayethetha isikhwenene ukuthetha
Umntu othintithayo indlela yokuthetha ngokufanelekileyo; Inkqubo ye-
Ngaphakathi, apho wayedlala khona intombi kaGqirha Jeffrey Wigand,
umphathi wenkampani yecuba odlalwa nguRussell Crowe; kunye neBicentennial Man, apho usapho lwayo lwamkela iRobin yeerobhothi
Williams. Uye wadlala kwakhona kwiimuvi zeTV ezinje ngeDisney's The Miracle Worker and Nicholas '
Isipho -kunye noJamie Lee Curtis.
Kwaye ke kukho iintengiso zePepsi. Kukhuselekile ukuba ngelixa a
Abantu abaninzi bafumana intengiso yesoda ka-Eisenberg enomtsalane kwaye intle, abanye
zifumane, ke, zinokucaphuka. Xa iiReal Cinemas zitsale ixesha elide
Umgaqo-nkqubo we-Pepsi-plugging trailer oqukethe uNks
ukusebenzisa iifowuni, ukulwa okanye ukutshaya, iphephandaba eFlorida
ubhale ndlelantle. Kwaye kwiWebhusayithi yosaziwayo AmIannoyingornot.com, Nks.
U-Eisenberg ufumene inqanaba elicaphukisayo leepesenti ezingama-70.
UNks.Eisenberg, nangona kunjalo, kubonakala ngathi akalazi eli cala lihlelileyo,
eyinto elungileyo. Ngaphandle….
Bathumele ikhompyuter yeMac epinki, utshilo. Kwaye bandinike nesigebenga
Ibhere, efana, zingaphi iinyawo ubude? watsho, eguqukela kunina, uAmy
Eisenberg.
Ndicinga njengeenyawo ezintandathu, uAmy
U-Eisenberg uthe.
Hayi, ngaphezulu, utshilo uHallie.
Hayi, ayingaphezulu.
Ewe kunjalo.
Malunga nokuba iintengiso zingene kuye
Umsebenzi osebenzayo ngokusemthethweni, U-Nks.Eisenberg akazange azive ekhathazekile. Kodwa wavuma
ubuncinci kwakha kwahliwa inxenye ngenxa yePepsi yakhe
ukungaziwa.
Umntu othile wathi ndinayo
Ndifumene indawo yomdlalo bhanyabhanya-ndicinga ukuba yenzelwe ukusikelela uMntwana -ndaye ndaphuma ndaya kwenza lonke olu vavanyo kwaye
Yonke into, emva koko lo mfo weza kuthi wathi ndiyabonakala, Nksz.
U-Eisenberg uthe.
Kodwa u-Amy Eisenberg, umfazi omncinci owayesebenza njenge-clown ye-15
iminyaka ngaphambi kokuba abe ngumkhaphi kaHallie, watsho njalo
Kwakukho izizathu ezininzi zokuba uHallie angakwenzanga oko
imuvi. Uthe akazange acinge ukuba ezentengiso zePepsi ziyenzakalisile intombi yakhe
Umsebenzi kwaphela.
Ndicinga ukuba ibe ngamava amnandi, kwaye abenjalo
enkulu kuye, utshilo u-Amy Eisenberg. Kwaye eneneni, wafumana inxaxheba kuMmangaliso woMsebenzi kuba ngumvelisi
wayebukele ii-Oscars kwaye wabona iintengiso zakhe kwaye wayefana, 'Owu Thixo wam, mna
Andikholelwa ukuba khange ndiyicinge.
NguHelen Keller wethu! '
Siyacinga ngayo
Ukuvezwa kakhulu, UNksk. Eisenberg uyaqhubeka. Kodwa andicingi ukuba iPepsi
Iintengiso ziye zaba yingxaki.
Kwaye uPepsi akazange angene
Indlela yaBafazi, kubonakala ngathi. UScott
U-Elliott, umlawuli womdlalo, uthe akanakunaka uNksk.
Udumo lwentengiso ka-Eisenberg ngaphambi kokuba amphose njengendodakazi yokuqala
UMary Haines, odlalwa nguCynthia Nixon.
Khange ndiqonde ukuba uyaziwa njani, utshilo umnumzana Elliot. Mna
Ndazi ukuba wayekuzo ntengiso zePepsi, kodwa andizange ndizibone. Ngokwenene
Uphumelele indima kwitalente yakhe.
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ongakhange afumane nxaxheba kwiHarry Potter
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Iringi, Ukubuya kukaKumkani kunye neeTowers ezimbini:
Yintoni isihogo segazi esingalunganga kuwe? Ulahlekile
Umlingisi wase-UK-we-gravy uloliwe ukuphelisa zonke izitimela ze-gravy!
Zingaphi iifowuni zokuphosa ezenzayo
Ngokwesiqhelo ufumana oosiyazi abanesidima beAnglo, iiHobbits kunye nabathakathi besikolo ngonyaka. Ntlanu
Iifilimu 'ezixabisekileyo? Ukufumana enye yezi gig bekufanele ukuba kube lula kunokubhenca
Ngu-Helena Bonham Carter.
Kweneke ntoni? Ngaba unalo uluvo lokuba ingakanani intlama yezi zinto
uza kwenza? Eli ekugqibeleni lithuba lakho lokunyaniseka kuThixo,
abantwana-ukungxola-ngaphandle-kwehotele-yakho-iwindow, indlela yaseMelika
uzuko, nina mashumi alithoba.
Ungasathethi ke ngento oyenzayo! Ngaba ucinga uOlivier
wakha wafumana isenzo? Akazange! Khawukhangele ke kwenzeka ntoni kuye!
Owu, ulunge kakhulu
izinto zabantwana?
Kulungile, Mnumzana Ian McKellen, Mnumzana Ian Holm,
UDame Maggie Smith, uRichard Harris, uJohn Hurt, uJohn Rhys-Davies,
UKenneth Branagh noJulie Walters babengekho kwaye ngoku
bazakulayishwa! Ngaba ungaqala nokucinga isiphelo esingasemva kwesinye
kwezi zinto ziphaphazelayo?
Mamelani ke, bahlekazi Derek Jacobi,
USean Connery, uPeter Ustinov
kunye noNigel Hawthorne. Nawe, Diana Rigg,
UHelen Mirren, uJudi Dench
nayo yonke iRedgraves ephilayo: umlilo ipeni yakho yeesile
iiarhente kwaye baqale ukuthandazela ukuba khange bathathe isigqibo ngeMad-Eye Moody okwangoku
UHarry Potter kunye neGoblet yoMlilo. Kwaye ngakumbi wena, Richard E. Grant. Ukulunga ngenxa yakho
Ngaba uHudson Hawk kunye neSpice World, ndoda! Awunakho ukufumana umsebenzi
kunye noChris Columbus?
Abantu, u-Ismail Merchant noJames Ivory
unokwenza kuphela iifilimu ezininzi kwishumi leminyaka. Mnumzana Alec (Obi-Wan) uGuinness uya kuba
ndineentloni ngawe. Ziyatha.
-Urebecca uTreister
