Luhlaza kunye noMcGregor. Uva ukuqikelela kwangoko kokuzenzisa kunye namagama okuvula esandi esibalisayo kwindawo eyoyikisayo ebizwa Ingqondo egqibeleleyo : Kukho ubumnyama. Kwaye kukho ukukhanya. Kukho amadoda kwaye kukho nabafazi. Kukho isiqhamo. Kukho iivenkile zokutyela. Isifo. Kukho umsebenzi. Ukugcwala. Kwaye kukho uEwan McGregor, owenza iimovie ezininzi kakhulu kwaye ngamanye amaxesha wenza umzamo wokuthetha uhlobo lwesiNgesi nabani na anokuluqonda.
Kukwakho nendyikitya yokufa egqugqisa iSkotlani eshiya amaxhoba ayo engakwazi ukunuka — intsholongwane eyimfihlakalo esasaza usizi nokukhala. Umnumzana McGregor nguMichael, umpheki okrelekrele waseGlasgow owela uSusan (odlalwe ngu-Eva Green), ugqirha wezifo ezingaqinisekanga ngendlu yakhe ejonge i-alley ngasemva kwendawo yakhe yokutyela apho aya khona atshaye iisigarethi ezingapheliyo. Esi sibetho sinwenwela kwihlabathi liphela, kodwa ezi zimbini zibonakala ngathi aziyiboni intlekele ebajikelezileyo. Endaweni yoko, esi sibini sine-loopy singena kwimingxunya yesini, sinika iinkwenkwezi ezimbini ithuba elaneleyo lokujikeleza kwindawo ebambekayo, bobabini banamava amaninzi okwenza kwezinye iifilimu. Sika kwi-bolt efanayo ye-ptre-genre sci-fi yelaphu njengoFrançois Mireille's Ubumfama kunye noSteven Soderbergh's Usulelo, yenye ye-yawn emgceni wamabali alumkisayo ayilelwe ukoyikisa ukukhanya kwelanga okuphuma kuthi ngalo lonke ixesha siphunga iglasi yamanzi etephu. Akukho nto ikhe ichazwe malunga nonobangela okanye imvelaphi yesifo esibulalayo, esibizwa ngokuba yi-S.O.S. (sensory olfactory syndrome) kuba iqala ngempumlo ngaphambi kokuba ekugqibeleni itshabalalise izivamvo ezihlanu. Indyikitya yokufa iya emhlabeni jikelele, isasaza isiphithiphithi, umsindo, intiyo nobundlobongela; Izitalato ziba yindawo yokulwa kwaye zijike zibe ziimoto ezingenanto (zonke zidluliselwe kumabonakude eendaba). Ngexesha lokuhlasela incasa, abantu baphambana yindlala kwaye baqala ukutyisa yonke into ukusuka kwizilwanyana eziluhlaza ukuya kwiityhubhu zomlomo. Ukuba abathengi abanakuphinda baxelele umahluko phakathi kwee-chops zegusha kunye ne-Ajax, unokuthelekelela irhafu ethathwa kwishishini lokutyela. Njengokuba ukutya kuye kwaba yimemori ekude, ubomi buqhubeka, benza indlela yokuziva okutsha. Umsebenzi kaMichael uyehla, kodwa ungakhathazeki. Abathandi baphinde bahambe ze, bathathe umhlala phantsi ebhafini batye isepha. Ukungeva kulandelayo kwaye isikrini sihamba sithule (hayi phantse ukuba mnandi kakhulu Umzobi ). Ngexesha lokumfama, ndandisele ndibabethile ngenqindi kwaye ndiyekile nokubukela.
Ekhokelwa nguDavid MacKenzie, othe phithi nguMnu McGregor's wee-wee (ebonisa ngakumbi nangakumbi kwinto emyoli, eyintlekele, ka-2003 Malunga noAdam), Lo mboniso bhanya-bhanya umalunga nokupheliswa kwehlabathi yi-apocalypse yendalo, kodwa uMnu MacKenzie akayikhombisi indlela okanye umdlalo wentambo owenziwe ngumntu ogama linguKim Fupz Aakeson (ndiyakuchasa ukuba uthi izihlandlo ezilishumi zilandelelana ngaphandle kokufumana i-asidi chitha naluphi na ulwazi olutsha okanye unike umbono wokuqala. Akucaci kangangokuba kunqabile ukuba ubone ilebhu kaEva Green, kwaye nangona u-Ewan McGregor ngamanye amaxesha eboniswa ukunciphisa isosi okanye ukugcoba inkukhu, wayenokuba ngumatshini wegaraji . Ukuba unqwenela isenzo, ingxoxo, iinkcazo, ukutyhilwa kwabalinganiswa kunye nezigqibo ezicace gca, Ingqondo egqibeleleyo ayikhe iphile ngesihloko sayo.
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INGQONDO EFANELEKILEYO
Ixesha lokubaleka 92 imizuzu
Ibhalwe nguKim Fupz Aakeson
Ekhokelwa nguDavid Mackenzie
Kudlala uEwan McGregor, uEva Green kunye noConnie Nielsen
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