UMariya waseMerika . Kuthethwe njenge-Big Big Thing eyoyikisayo, oodade baseSoska, uJen noSylvia, liqela elilawula ukubhala elalingcolisa i-ozone ngenqanawa ebathandayo yohlahlo-lwabiwo mali Hooker efileyo esiqwini somthi. I-shlockfest yabo entsha UMariya waseMerika, Eyona njongo yayo kukusombulula imiqobo yesimilo esidlangalaleni ukubona ukuba bangathini na isicaphucaphu kunye neentlungu. Kanye xa ucinga ukuba uyibonile yonke, lo mboniso we-freak ungene kwi-subculture enetyhefu yokuguqula umzimba ngokungekho mthethweni ukuvavanya umda wokunyamezelana kwakho kunye nokutyhala imvulophu yokugqwetha ukuze ubone ukuba umenzi wefilimu angaya kude kangakanani Ukuvalelwa. Kwimeko yokuqaqamba kwamazinyo, ukukhotha imilebe, impendulo yile: Ngaphezulu kunokuba ucinga, ngaphandle kwendawo yokukhosela ephambeneyo. Ababizwa ngokuba ngamawele ajijekileyo ngelize.
Akukho zombi zikruqulayo, ezikhubekisayo okanye iigamps zamehlo ezifikisayo apha. Uloyiko yinto engachazekiyo yokubulawa kwabantu abenzelana omnye komnye egameni lemali kunye nesayensi. UMariya waseMerika yinto evuyisayo yezonyango elandela iinyawo ezinophawu lwegazi zengqondo entle kodwa enesidima ogama linguMary Mason, umfundi wezonyango ophendula iintengiso zabantu abadala ukuze afumane imali eyongezelelweyo kwisikolo semed. Umsebenzi wakhe uqala kwiklabhu yezesondo ephantsi komhlaba, ethunga okushiyekileyo komzimba owenzakeleyo womthengi othuthunjisiweyo engekho zingqondweni. Umvuzo ulungile, kwaye ngubani okhathalayo ukuba izidumbu zinyuka? Yiyo loo nto yokulahla inkunkuma. Ke ngexesha lokurekhoda, ngaphandle kwezakhono, i-inshurensi, igumbi lokusebenza okanye izixhobo zoqhaqho ezifanelekileyo, uMary ujika abe nguJack Ripper wabasetyhini, ogcwele iwebhusayithi yakhe. Cinga uGqirha Mengele ngeselula. Omnye umntu otyandwa eplastikini uhlawula i-10, 000 yeedola ukuze asuse amalungu akhe esini ukuze afane nonodoli ogqibeleleyo weBarbie endaweni yezinto zesini somntu. Omnye umthengi oyindoda ukhetha ipenisi entsha, engazinanzi izilumkiso zeziphumo eziguqula ubomi bokuphulula amalungu esini. Ngaphandle kokulala, uyaqhubeka nokumjikeleza njengomfundi wasesibhedlele. Ndichukumisekile, uMary, utsho omnye wabaqeqeshi bakhe. Andikwazi ukulinda ukubona indlela oqhuba ngayo xa uqala ukusika ebantwini. Uza kuba slasher enkulu. Ukukhawuleza kwe-adrenaline oyifumana ekucoceni ebantwini kuya kukunceda kwezona ntsuku zakho zokulala ungalali. Abanye oogqirha bothukile, kodwa uMary uyancuma. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, wenza konke sele ekwiiyure zakhe ezingasebenziyo, ephendula iintengiso ongazukuzibona kuCraigslist.
Kuze kube kweli nqanaba, i-movie iyindawo ekhethiweyo. Kodwa emva kokuba esebenze iziyobisi kwaye wadlwengulwa ngabacebisi bakhe bobuchwephesha, uMary uyeka kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo wazinikela kwitalente yakhe ukuziphindezela ngokusisigxina. Ukuqala ngeeyure ezili-14 zokuqhekeka kolwimi oluqinileyo, abaphulaphuli banyanzelwa ukuba babone ukufayila kwamazinyo, ukuguqulwa kwesini, ukunqunyulwa okungafunekiyo, kunye ne-mastectomy ephindwe kabini. Njengama-torsos amaxhoba kaMariya awanqunyulwe intloko axhonywe kumagwegwe enyama kumagumbi esiseleni eklabhu yesondo apho azibonakalisa enobuchule ngokulinganayo ekudaniseni i-lap, i-heroine yethu ifikelela kwi-zenith yokuphumelela kwakhe-eguqula isibini soodade abathandanayo baba ngamawele eSiamese. I-syelding yeenyawo ezinamacala amade kwisandla esinye kunye ne-buzz ejikelezayo kwelinye, iingalo ziyawa njengemilenze yomthi. Ungaze uyithathe kancinci into oyenzayo, uMary, utshilo iklabhu yeklabhu yezesondo. Qinisekisa ukuba bayakufanelekela, kwaye musa ukuchitha umzuzu wexesha lakho ucinga ngabo emva kokuba ugqibile.
Kukwanjalo ke kufuneka kuthethwe malunga nomdlalo bhanyabhanya, nangona sele kukho ii-96 zokuphononongwa ngokutsha UMariya waseMerika iposwe kwi-Intanethi (akukho namnye kubagxeki abaziwayo). Inqaku elinye lomfundi endilifundileyo lincoma i-cinematografi-eyona nto iphazamisayo, kuba uninzi lwemovie imnyama kakhulu ijongeka ngathi ifakwe kumnyama. Ukwenza ngendlela eyoyikisayo ngokufanayo. Inqanaba lokungabinakho ukusebenza kokubhala nakwindlela ekhalayo sisikhalo. Imovie yonke yenziwa eVancouver ngeentsuku ezili-15 kwaye iyayijonga. UMary udlalwa ngeefaskoti ezihlanjwe ngegazi ezinxitywe kwi-panty emnyama ngu-Katharine Isabelle, owaphuhlisa isiseko sakhe somlandeli emva kokudlala kwi-flick eyoyikekayo ebizwa ngokuba Ijinja ivele . Oodade baseSoska, abavela kwii-cameo njengabathandi bobufanasini uMary odibana namawele aseSiamese, bajongeka njengezithunzela zaseGoth kwaye bathetha ngendlela engaqondakaliyo evakala ngathi nguBela Lugosi kwiiMarathons zasebusuku zeHalloween. Nokuba le nto iyonke yenzelwe njengeqhula eligulayo-okanye isilumkiso malunga nendlela egqwethekileyo apho isithethe esasikade sibekekile seemovie ezoyikisayo ngoku sihamba-yinto eqinisekileyo yomntu wonke. Oodade baseSoska benze uphando olunomdla. UGoogle ishishini elikhulayo leemodyuli zomzimba kwaye uya kothuka xa ufumanisa ukuba inani lezinto ezixhalabileyo ezifuna iimpumlo ezingekhoyo kunye nokugqobhoza ezitho zangasese liyakhula. Kodwa ngaba ukho umntu okhathalayo? Kunye UMariya waseMerika njengomzekelo, imfihlo yabo ikhuselekile kum.
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UMARIYA WAMAMERIKA
Ibhalwe nguJen Soska noSylvia Soska
Ekhokelwa nguJen Soska kunye noSylvia Soska
Kudlala uKatharine Isabelle, u-Antonio Cupo kunye nomngcipheko weTristan
Ixesha lokubaleka: i-103 mins.
Ukulinganisa: 0/4 iinkwenkwezi
