Kwakungenakwenzeka ukuba uMnu Lopshire azi ukuba ibali lakhe liyakucacisa ngemizobo yeDamien Hirst kwitey. Ngapha koko kunokuqikelelwa ukuba uMnu.Hirst, ongezantsi ekubhekiswe kuye njenge- $ pot, waphefumlelwa ngokuthe ngqo leli bali. Ekuqaleni kwebali, uSpot, ingwe, uthi kwaba bantwana babini, ndiza kungena kumyezo wezilwanyana, ndifuna ukuyibona ewe ndiyavuma. Masithathe umyezo wezilwanyana njengesikweko kumyuziyam. I $ pot ayikaze ibenomboniso obuyayo kwimyuziyam, nangona phantse iminyaka engama-20 ingoyena mculi kuthethwa kakhulu ngaye emhlabeni. Umnqweno wakhe uza kuzaliseka eLondon kwiTate Modern kule May izayo, nangona kungoku nje uphakamile kwaye uvelise ubugcisa obuninzi kangangokuba uninzi aluzukuboniswa. Spot ingwe iyaqhubeka, ndingathanda ukuhlala ngale ndlela; Kulapho ndifuna ukuhlala khona. $ pot wayesoloko ebanga ukuba akazikhathalele iimyuziyam kunye nokuba abanye abantu bacinga ntoni ngaye. Ngapha koko, wayekhe wandixelela ngaphandle koloyiko ukuba ulinganisa ubunzima bakhe bokushicilela ngesiponti. Kwibali lethu, utyhila ukuba, ezantsi ezantsi, usafuna ukungena kumyezo wezilwanyana, apho anokuboniswa khona nazo zonke ezinye izilwanyana. Okwangoku, abagcini bezilwanyana bayangenisa. Asifuni wena kumyezo wezilwanyana, baxelela uSpop ingwe. Uphume, uphume nawe. Abalondolozi, abagxeki bezobugcisa kunye nokusekwa kobugcisa bonke abafuni imbiza ngenxa yokuba akadlali ngemithetho, kwaye akenzi njengezinye izilwanyana. Akalawuleki: Ujuggles, utshintsha imibala, ugcina iindlela ezintsha zokudlala ngamabala. Kule minyaka ilishumi idlulileyo kuye kwakho uthethathethwano oluthe ngqo nemali, kuba wenze amabala egolide kunye namatyala egolide e-formaldehyde. Udlale ngawo onke amaqhinga, kubandakanya ukwenza isixa esikhulu semali ngokuthengisa ngokuthe ngqo kwindlu yefandesi kwaye esenza ukuba abathengisi bakhe bamlungiselele, bamthabise kwaye badlale umdlalo wakhe nangona ebabonisa iindawo zakhe ezingenantlonipho kubo nakubo bonke abanye abajongileyo . Spot ingwe izifihle ebantwaneni, Kutheni bandibeka ngale ndlela, ndifuna ukuba ngaphakathi, kwaye ndifuna ukuhlala! Kwibali likaMnu Lopshire, xa ingwe ingena kumyezo wezilwanyana, abagcini bayamphakamisa bamlahle ngaphandle kwesango langaphambili. Uphazamisa ezinye izilwanyana kunye nenkqubo yonke i-zoo isekelwe. Kwibali lethu, khumbula ukuba uninzi lwee-zoo, iimyuziyam ngamaziko oluntu, kuba abantu badinga indawo yokubona izilwanyana, kodwa ukungena kwiikheji kulawulwa ngokungqongqo ngabagcini. Abafuni imbiza yeedola, abayiqondi, uyinkanunu evulekileyo, kwaye nangona edala ukonwaba okukhulu kwaye uza kuzisa abaphulaphuli abaninzi, uphoselwe ngaphandle kuba usendle kakhulu kwaye akanakuthenjelwa. Aba bantwana babini bacela umngeni kwiNgwe. Kutheni le nto kufuneka bakubeke kumyezo wezilwanyana, ulunge kangakanani, unokwenza ntoni? Abantwana, kwimeko yethu, ngabaqokeleli bobugcisa kunye nemarike yobugcisa. Abanye banobuchwephesha kwaye abanye abanamava, kodwa ababekwa ndawo ngamabala embiza. Endaweni yoko, banomdla ngabo. Ngendlela yokuphendula ebantwaneni, uSpot utshintsha imibala yamabala akhe, ebonwabisa; Bacela ukuphindaphinda intsebenzo, kwaye unyanzelekile. Ndingenza ngaphezulu, utsho. Le intsha, eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka orenji kunye ne-violet nayo. Bangandibeka kumyezo wezilwanyana, ukuba banokubona endinokukwenza. Ndingabeka amabala am phezu kodonga, kwaye ndingabeka eholweni. Ndingazifaka kwikati kwaye ndingazifaka umnqwazi. Ndingazibeka kumyezo wezilwanyana kwaye ndingazibeka kuwe… ndithatha amabala am, ndiwathatha onke, kwaye ndingazenza zincinci kakhulu. Kwaye ngoku uyabona ndizithatha zonke kwaye ndingazenza zide kakhulu. Kwaye xa ndifuna ukonwaba ngakumbi, ndithatha amabala am ndenze elinye… ndingazibeka phezulu emoyeni, amabala am abhabha apha, kwaye amabala am abhabhela phaya. Ngaba ayivakali kakuhle yonke le nto kuwe ngoku? Kuzo zonke ubungakanani kunye nombala, kokukhona kungcono: amabala apha, amabala apho, amabala kuyo yonke indawo! UMnu Hirst wenza amabala akhe amade kwaye uwenza amancinci; Baye babhabha apha naphaya (Iigalari zaseGagosian eNew York, eParis, eLondon, eAthens, eHong Kong, eLos Angeles naseGeneva, kunye nengqokelela kwihlabathi liphela). Akasoze ayeke ukuzenza kuba lonke uthotho lumalunga nokwenza okuninzi kangangoko kunokwenzeka. Zonke ziyinxalenye yomsebenzi omkhulu wobugcisa, kubandakanya yonke imisebenzi eyi-1,400 eyenziwe ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Ukuba imbiza eyi- $ inokuthengisa zonke ezintsha kwimiboniso yangoku, emva koko unokwenza ngakumbi nangakumbi. Amaphepha:1 Mbini
