Amakhosikazi okwenyani eBeverly Hills .TV elungileyo Ukuvula izibhamu kubandakanya uDorit Connecticut Kemsley, onobuhle njengangaphambili kwizithende zegolide, esenza ngathi ziikhamera azaziyo ukutshintsha ilweyile lonyana wakhe. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku sineConnecticut izama ukusiqinisekisa ukuba ungumama onothando, unentetho yaseBritane engenamandla, kwaye ngumninindlu kaBoy George. Hayi, hayi, hayi. (Akukho nto ikhankanyiweyo malunga noMfana uGeorge kule veki okanye ukuba kutheni engekabonwa ekhayeni lakhe, mhlawumbi uDorit ekugqibeleni ulahla ukuzenza ngathi ulungile kubomi bosapho lwasekhaya.)
U-Erika Girardi ulungiselela ukuya kwintlanganiso e-'Abaselula kunye nabangenasiphelo 'ukuxoxa ngendima yakhe ezayo. Ubiza umyeni wakhe uTom ngenjongo yokuthetha. Uyamxhasa kakhulu, emxelela ukuba unebhongo kwaye esithi lithuba elipholileyo. Andinguye umdlali weqonga, u-Erika uyavuma. Ndiyintombazana yokubonisa. Kodwa unemincili ngenxa yolu dubulo kwindima yesepha ebalaseleyo, kwaye akanaxesha labantu ababeke ixesha elibekiweyo kwimpumelelo yobungcali.
UKyle Richards kunye noLisa Vanderpump badibana kwi-bar eVilla Blanca, kwaye uLisa uqala kwangoko ukuthetha ngawo wonke umsebenzi onzima awenzayo (ewe, oku kwakhona). Ujolise ekufumaneni abezopolitiko basekhaya nabelizwe ukuba bagwebe uMnyhadala weNyama yeNja yeNja, ngokungathi abantu abathengisa inyama yenja e-China bayikhathalele into abayicingayo abezopolitiko baseMelika kunye neenkwenkwezi eziyinyani. Kufuneka siyenze ezopolitiko, sibeke uxinzelelo kwi China. Kwaye yile nto siyenzayo, utsho. Nabani na oya emsebenzini wobubele kunye namabhongo aphelelwe lixesha kufuneka aqhwatyelwe izandla, kodwa ukuba i-LVP icinga ukuba izakucinezela urhulumente waseTshayina kuyo nantoni na, unokufuna ukuyiphinda ayibuyisele inotshi. ULisa uthi kudliwanondlebe lobuso bekhamera ukuba ufuna ukuba ibe ngumsebenzi wobomi bakhe ukumisa umnyhadala weYulin. Okwangoku, umsebenzi wobomi bakhe ubonakala ngathi uneenkwenkwezi kwizinto ezininzi eziyinyani ezibonisa ukubaleka kwidrama yakhe encinci.
ULisa utshintsha ngokukhawuleza iigiya kwaye aqale ukuhlekisa ngo-Erika, ephinda ubuxoki bokuba uErika ukhanyise i-coochamonga yakhe. I-LVP icinga ngokucacileyo ukuba ikrelekrele kakhulu xa ixelela uKyle, ndibone into ebisenziwa ngumnumzana Girardi kule minyaka ingama-20 idlulileyo. Iqhelekile njenge-muck, le. Uya kuva uburharha obuphucukileyo kwigumbi lokutshixa leqela lebhola ekhatywayo lesikolo esiphakamileyo.
Sibona ukubuyela umva kwincoko yangaphambili apho uDorit alalele uKyle ukuba u-Erika wayehleli ngemilenze ejar kwaye enika umyeni wakhe u-PK umbono wesini sakhe. Kuyaphazamisa kakhulu ukuba iConnecticut kunye ne-PK zidityanisiwe ukuqhubela phambili obu bubuxoki.
Kwiseti yeY & R, uErika udibana nomvelisi olawulayo, uMal, kunye no-Eileen Davidson. U-Eileen umxelela ukuba u-Erika wabizwa ngegama lika-'Bonke Bantwana Bam 'u-Erica Kane, kwaye uyaziqhayisa malunga nokuba ngumdlali onetalente u-Erika. Kuyahlaziya ukubona ubuhlobo bokwenyani, obubuyisanayo kulo mboniso. UMal ubuza uErika ukuba loluphi uhlobo lomfazi - mhlawumbi intombazana ekufutshane? U-Erika guffaws kwaye uthi, Mhlawumbi ihukuta esecaleni. Kunzima ukungamthandi umntu ongazithathi kakhulu.
UDorit ukhumbule ukuba unabantwana, kwaye ngethamsanqa iikhamera zilapho ukuze zibambe. Yena kunye no-PK bathatha uPhoenix oneenyanga ezine ubudala ukuya kwagqirha ukufumanisa ukuba angayeka na ukunxiba isigcina-ntloko esimhlophe esimhlophe esinceda ukulungisa ukakayi lwakhe lwe-wonky. IPhoenix iyathandeka, kodwa kwakhona uDorit uvakalisa ukungoneliseki kwakhe kukubonakala komntwana wakhe konakele ngesi sixhobo siyimfuneko kwezonyango. Ukhululekile xa ugqirha esithi umntwana angayeka ukunxiba. Iicos Connecticut ePhoenix malunga nokuba mhle kwaye mhle kangakanani ngaphandle kwesi sigcina-ntloko-kuba ngokucacileyo ukuba mhle ngowona mgangatho ubalulekileyo ubhinqileyo onokuba nawo. UPhoenix ujonge iDorit kwaye uyazibuza ukuba ungubani.
ULisa Rinna uku-QVC, eqala usuku lwabo lweenkwenkwezi kwaye ethengisa uphawu lwefashoni yakhe. Uya kuhamba emoyeni amaxesha asibhozo ahlukeneyo kwisithuba seeyure ezingama-24. URinna uthi iphupha lakhe kukwenza imali eninzi ngentambo yakhe yokunxiba kangangokuba umyeni uHarry Hamlin kuyakufuneka athathe imisebenzi afuna ukuyenza. Kuba usebenze iminyaka emininzi kangaka ukuze axhase usapho lwethu, utshilo u-Rinna, ekrwitshwa kukuthetha ngokubanakho ukumbuyisela kuye.
UKyle ungene endlwini, exelela umncedisi wakhe ukuba ufuna i-iPhone entsha kunye ne-Mini Mini ukuze ajonge iiseshini zokuphosa uthotho lweTV yakhe ebhalwe kwiscreen esikhudlwana. Uthi kufuneka abize uMoe. Yima, yile nto ayibiza ngokuba nguMauricio? Ngaba besikwazi oku? U-Kyle uxelela uMoe (!) Indlela ekwakuyi-surreal ngayo ukubona abaphicothi zincwadi abangabaziyo ukuba badlale yena nabahlobo kanina. Wayengenalo uphicotho-zincwadi lukaPortia kuba ucinga ukuba mncinci kakhulu kwaye ngekhe kungathandeki. UKyle unika uMoe iindaba ezimnandi zokuba banokudubula umboniso e-LA kwaye akazukuchitha inyanga eCanada kwimveliso. Impendulo kaMauricio ihamba kunye, Oo ... mkhulu.
U-Eileen ubiza kamnandi kwiQVC ukuze athethe noLisa Rinna emoyeni. URinna uthi ugqibile ukuba neeyure ezingama-24 eziphumelele kakhulu kwi-QVC, ethengisa ngaphezulu ngosuku olunye kunaleyo ayenze ngonyaka kwiivenkile zakhe ezivaliweyo ngoku.
Lusuku oluphela ngo-Y, ke uLisa Vanderpump uyathetha isicaphucaphu malunga nokuba usebenza nzima kangakanani. Sihlobo, siyayifumana. Uthi utsaliwe ukuze enze umsebenzi wokutyela kunye nawo wonke umsebenzi endiwenzayo kuluntu lwe-LGBT. Nangona ukuzichaza kwe-LVP njengegqwetha elingqingili kuye yazisa iintloko ezibukhali Ukusuka kwimithombo yeendaba eziqhelekileyo, kunokwenzeka ukuba ubeke ixesha elininzi kunye nezixhobo ekuncedeni. Oko kwathethi, angazincoma kangako ngayo.
Kukwanjalo nakwiziko lokuhlangula inja yendawo, apho yena noKen beye khona ukutyelela. ULisa ufumana umboniso wekhamera enkosi ukuba ubhatele, njengoko omnye wabasebenzi ekhutshelwa ngaphandle ukuba achaphazele indlela amangalisa ngayo. Kuya kufuneka uthabathe umnqwazi wakho nakubani na onceda ukuhlangula izinja kwaye uzifumane zinamakhaya anothando. Kodwa imeko yecandelo lokudumisa i-LVP yi-icky nje.
U-Eileen, u-Rinna, no-Dorit badibana ngeziselo. URinna uncoma inkunkuma yeLucite heel Connecticut enxibe, ephefumlelwe ngu ubuhle obucocekileyo beenkwenkwezi zoononophala i-Courtney Stodden kunye noShauna Sand . I-Dorit ayichithanga xesha ngokugungxula kangangokuba i-PK yayingonwabanga kukudanyaza kwilungu lobufazi okungazange kwenzeke. UDorit, ecacisa gwenxa ukunyaniseka kukaRinna noEileen, uthetha inkunkuma malunga noErika ongaphumelelanga kwiLady 101. URinna akachukumiseki. U-Eileen uthi akanakulinda abekho xa uDorit eyikhankanya kuErika.
Ngosuku olulandelayo, uDorit noKyle baya kuthenga, kwaye uKyle ubuza ukuba yena kunye namantombazana bathetha ngePantygate. Oko kufana nokubuza ukuba abantwana bakaDorit babiza oomama babo uMama. Ewe, ngokucacileyo. UDorit uxelela uKyle, Ewe kufuneka ndimhlekise xa ndimbona. Hayi awuyenzi, wena phony engenasigaba. UKyle ucacisa gca: U-Erika akasoze akhanyisele nabani na. Kwi-Dorit ebanga ukuba i-PK ayinakukunceda kodwa ujonge, uKyle uthi, Ewe, kulungile kwaye uqengqa amehlo akhe. Ngelishwa, uthi kudliwanondlebe not ebusweni bukaDorit. UDorit uthabatha ipeyinti kwaye uthi uza kuyinika uErika kwaye amxelele ukuba ayinxibe kwixesha elizayo. UKyle uthi kuye, Ukuba uyenza loo nto ndingakhange ndime apho, andiphindi ndithethe nawe.
Emotweni besendleleni eya kwigumbi lokubaleka kunye nabanye abafazi (ewe, usandul 'ukubona oku kumiselwa' kwabafazi basekhaya baseAtlanta '), u-Eileen uvuyisana no-Erika nge-9 yakhe ye-hit kwiitshathi zomdaniso weBillboard. Umvelisi ophetheyo we-Y & R ufuna ukuba angene amfundele. Emva koko uya kuba nababhali benze indawo yakhe. Eso sandi usivile nje yayiyimeko ye-LVP e-ethe ethe yaphahlaza kwisigidi.
Abafazi baqale ukufika kwigumbi lokubaleka, kunye noDorit beqhaqhazela ngokunxiba izihlangu eziphakamileyo ezimnyama. U-Erika ubuza ukuba kutheni enxibe iimpompo. I-Connecticut ithi kudliwanondlebe naye, andikaze ndifumane nto ndingenakuyenza kwimpompo, ndinika iwink. Yena kunye nomyeni wakhe okhwankqisayo ngumdlalo ogqibeleleyo.
UDorit uzenza ngathi ulunge ngokupheleleyo kwaye uphumle malunga nobuxoki obabubonisa yena noPK. Ukusondela kuErika ngempahla yangaphantsi ayemthengele yona, uDorit uthi uPK wamxelela ukuba akanakuyeka ukujonga. Ukuva oku, amehlo ka-Erika aya kuba mkhulu nge-alamu. Kufuneka kube yinto engaqhelekanga ukuva umntu ethetha ngokweenkcukacha malunga nento engazange yenzeke kwaye baziva njani ngayo. UDorit uwela phezu kukaErika ehleka, esithi, Kuya kufuneka ubenelona lomfazi lihle ehlabathini. U-Erika uthi kudliwanondlebe naye, Yonke le nto iyinto engaqhelekanga. U-Erika uyabulela kuye - KAKHULU ngobabalo kunokuba kufanelekile ngeDorit- ngeepanties kwaye uzama ukudlulela phambili.
UKyle ufikile kwaye uDorit uyamxelela, ndinike uErika isipho sam endimthengele sona izolo.
UErika: Ndizamile ukulibala.
UDorit: Ithathe uhlobo lokuthatha ubomi bayo.
UErika: Injani lonto?
UDorit: Kungenxa yento endixoka ngayo kunye nokuhleba.
Hayi, kunjalo iConnecticut ayithethanga nyani. Endaweni yoko uthi wonke umntu kudala ethetha ngayo-ngokungathi khange abe nguye oqala ezo ngxoxo.
U-Erika uyenza icace into yokuba wayeya kwikomando kuphela ngenxa yelokhwe, hayi ukuba nesisa. UDorit ekugqibeleni ulahla ifuthe lokuhlekisa kwaye walala kuErika ngenxa yobuganga bokuhamba ngaphandle kwengubo yangaphantsi kwilokhwe emfutshane. Yayingenguye lo bendicinga ukuba uzama ukulukuhla umyeni wam okanye nantoni na… utsho. U-Erika wonele. Ndiza kukunika isiluleko esihle ngokwenene phambi komntu wonke. Okukhona uthetha nge-shit, kokukhona iya iba mbi. Qaphela nje.
Kudliwanondlebe naye, iConnecticut ilele kwi-melodrama: Ngaba esoyikiso? Kuyothusa kancinci kwaye kuyothusa kancinci, ukunyaniseka ngokugqibeleleyo. Ukuba uyintyatyambo ethe-ethe, akufuneki ujikeleze usenza ubuxoki obudumisa abantu. Yenza i-bugger icinyiwe, iDorit.
I-LVP ingena, igcinwe ixesha ngokugqibeleleyo, kwaye uthi uKen wacaphuka ngu-PK ngokungamthengiseli iindawo ukuze abone amalungu esini ka-Erika. U-Erika uyacaphuka kudliwanondlebe naye: Kutheni le nto le mingxunya iqhubeka nokuthetha ngobufazi bam? Ngenxa yokuba ngabantu aboyikekayo, aboyikekayo. Uzama ukutshintsha isihloko kwaye asuse kwigumbi lokubaleka, kodwa i-LVP ithi, Hayi, masibuyele kwi-coochie yakho. Kumntu ofuna ukuba simbone njengamahlwempu, abeke ikhampasi yokuziphatha ye-cast, i-LVP iqinisekile ukuba iyazenza umntu oziphethe kakubi.
Iimpawu zabasetyhini abazama ukuphuma kwigumbi lokubaleka ziyadika. I-LVP, ukuba ngumntu ohlekisayo, uthi akazami nje ukubaleka kwigumbi, uzama ukubaleka uEileen. Abafazi bayabaleka, ewe. Emva koko bayatya. Umntu othile ubuza ukuba uqhuba njani uKim Richards. UKyle uthi unemincili ngomzukulwana wakhe omtsha ukuba azalwe kwaye, kudliwanondlebe naye, uchaza uKim njengesidenge. Inyaniso yokuba uKim akekho kubadlali ngoku ngumqondiso olungileyo wokuba oku kuyinyani.
U-Eileen uthi basebenze njengamaqela ukuphuma kwigumbi lokubaleka, sayoyisa imiqobo yethu kwaye sayilungisa loo nto. U-Kyle, ohlala ekhuthaza, uyabuza, Ngaba uthetha ngomdlalo, okanye uthetha ngawe noLisa? I-LVP iyakhwaza, Zombini! Zombini! Ewe kulungile.
UKyle uqhubela phambili ngokuxelela wonke umntu ukuba uDorit uthenge iimpahla kwivenkile enye apho athenge khona iimpahla zangaphantsi zikaErika. I-LVP ithi iyiphosile yonke le ncoko kwaye ifuna ukwazi ukuba kwenzeke ntoni.
UErika: Undithengele impahla yangaphantsi.
I-LVP: Ibiyiyo?
UErika: Kulungile, mbuze.
UDorit: Mamela, andifuni u-Erika azive ekhathazekile ngayo.
UErika: Andenzi njalo. Ngokwenene andenzi njalo.
U-Erika uyaqhubeka, esithi nangoku akacingi ukuba uPK ujonge nantoni na phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Kodwa, ukuba ebenayo, ucinga ukuba ngewayethethile into ukusindisa iintloni zakhe. UDorit uthi uPK akangekhe axoke ngale nto, yenzeke ngokupheleleyo. U-Rinna uthi kudliwanondlebe, uPK uthetha ngayo kwaye uyayijonga? EW! EW! EW!
U-Erika uthi, Konke kulungile, akunamsebenzi. Kodwa uDorit ufuna ukuthetha ngayo kude neqela. U-Erika uthi ubaluleke kakhulu, uDorit, andidingi kuncokola ngayo kwaphela. Ndicinga ukuba le nto iyayiphelisa incoko. Akukho nto ithi. Indlela yokukhupha umoya kwiiseyile zaseNew Englander ezinxaniweyo!
Unqwenela ibali lendaba, uDorit akazukuyilahla. U-Erika akaqinisekanga ukuba akukho PK okanye omnye umntu okhe wajonga kwilungu lakhe langasese. UDorit uthi kudliwanondlebe naye, Uxolo, sithandwa, kodwa ukuba uyinikela kwisitya, ulindele ntoni? Ewe uza kuyijonga! I-Connecticut ilindele ukuba umyeni wakhe enze njenge-sleazeball. Hayi umtshato onomona!
UDorit akazukusivalela esihogweni, kwaye kufuneka njalo. UErika ekugqibeleni uyamvala. Ndiyifumene. Ndiyifumene, utsho. U-Kyle uthi kudliwanondlebe no-Erika upholile kwaye uzolile kodwa uyazi ukuba ufuna ukuyithatha le njakazi. IDorit isathetha. U-Erika uthi, Kulungile, kulungile, kwaye ubuza enye imargarita. I-LVP, inqwenela ukuba u-Erika asokole, iyabuza, Ingaba kukuphela kwayo? UErika noDorit bathi, ngazwinye, Kum, kunjalo. Baphakamileyo ezintlanu. Omnye wabo uyaxoka.
