Inyaniso ilapha phandle.
Ukuba uziva ushiywe ngaphandle kuyo yonke i-Twin Peaks phenomenon, silapha ukunceda! Veki nganye, nxulumana nomhleli we-tvUkhuphele umhleli uVinnie Mancuso uzama ukuqonda ukuba kwenzeka ntoni esixekweni kule dolophu, ngelixa umhleli ophezulu / ingcali yeTwin Peaks uDrew Grant ephendula imibuzo yakhe. Kule veki: ‘Impikiswano Phakathi Kwabantakwethu . ’
Phambi kokuba sifike kule mpinda, ndicinga ukuba kufuneka sijongane nemfihlakalo yokwenyani idolophu yaseTwin Peaks… ingaba iAgent Cooper noSheriff Truman bazokumanga nini?
Kodwa ngathi, nzulu. Esi siqendu sibona uCooper esenza okuhle kwakhe kuba kubonakala ngathi oh Idemon yokubulala izula nje emahlathini ngoku, sisiphelo esonelisayo kuphando lwe-FBI. Mhlawumbi ubize umfundisi okanye into? Ngapha koko, uCoop wenza izicwangciso zokugqibela zokuloba ebusuku kunye noMajor Briggs ngaphambi kokuba ahambe. Njengesipho sokwahlukana, uTruman unika uhlobo oluthile lokuloba nge-skunk-flavored lore ku Cooper. Ngokwendalo, usisa esi sipho malunga nee-intshi ezintandathu ebusweni buka Cooper, ehambisa le ntetho:
Ngoku, xa ezo ntsimbi zentsimbi zibaleka zinyuka, bacinga ngento enye-ngesondo. I-skunk eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka yaphula uxinzelelo lwayo. [inzulu, incwina yenyama] Ewe. Ndayibopha ngokwam.
Yi… .kufanele ukuba sisikweko? Mhlawumbi uTruman yintlanzi kwaye uCooper yiskunk, okanye, oh mntu Ngu Cooper umlambo? Andazi. Into endiyaziyo kukuba phakathi kukaDonna noJames, uBig Ed kunye noNadine, uBobby noShelly okanye nokuba ngubani, isibini esitshatileyo kwiiTwin Peaks ezinalo naluphi na uhlobo lwechemistry eyiyo nguCooper noTruman. Ukuqulunqa abantwana bakho!
Ngokunyaniseka, u-Cooper unokusebenzisa uthando ebomini bakhe, kuba unosuku olugqwesileyo. Uyiqala ngokunikezela ngesondo elidala elidala elivela ku-Aubrey, kuba ngaphambili umfazi wasweleka kuba emthanda. Kwaye ukuba le nkcazo yemeko izwakala ingacacanga, kulungile nantsi inkcazo kaCooper: Ndonzakele kakubi, kwaye iqabane lam lalahlekelwa yingqondo. Ufuna ukuva enye into kwakhona? Ewe, ewe ngokwenene. Ndifuna ukuva ngaphezulu kunoko. Ngaba unokucinga ukuba umfana ohleli ecaleni kwakho eofisini, masimbize uBill, ebengekho emsebenzini namhlanje kwaye ubuze ukuba uphi, kwaye impendulo yomntu othile yayingu-Oh, ndonzakele kakhulu kwaye uBill waphulukana nengqondo. Ufuna ukuva enye into kwakhona?
Kwaye xa u-Cooper ecinga ukuba uphumile, kanye xa esenza imibuliso yakhe yokugqibela ku-Hawk, uAndy noLucy, abazokuvela kodwa Aba bantu : 
UDun Dun Dunnnnnnn.
Umfo ngasekhohlo uvela kwimicimbi yangaphakathi ye-FBI, umfo ongasekunene uvela, e-Canada ukuba awunakukwazi ukuxela. Basedolophini ukumisa uCooper, ngaphandle kwentlawulo, kuba uCooper wawela umda wangena eCanada ngaphandle kwemvume iqela lamaxesha. Uyenzile le nto, khumbula wena, ukusindisa ubomi babantu abaninzi kwaye asombulule amatyala amaninzi ekungekho mntu unokuwasombulula kodwa I-Canada iyabethana. UChubby Muhammad Ali kunye noMountie phaya phezulu benza uphando olupheleleyo malunga nokungaziphathi kakuhle kukaCooper. Ukuxoka! Ndifunde igama namhlanje.
Kwakhona, iarhente ye-FBI ibhekisa kumfo ovela eCanada njengoMountie King, ekunokuthiwa kwelinye icala mhlawumbi uyi-mountie enegama lokugqibela uKumkani. Kodwa kwelinye icala Ndiyathanda ukucinga ukuba wayethetha u-King Mountie, ukumkani wazo zonke iintaba, umlawuli wazo zonke iihempe ezingenangqondo. Ugqibe kwelokuba ufuna ukuhamba nabani.
Owu, kwaye uKing Mountie unokuba mbi? Ufanele ukuba uphakathi komsebenzi ohlabayo kwi-One-Eyed Jack's, kodwa usebenze ngokucacileyo ngokucacileyo noJean Renault ekupheleni kwesiqendu ukuseta uCooper. Zintathu iindlela onokukhetha kuzo: Ukhetho A) usondele kakhulu kubuchwephesha bokuxhathisa, ekunokwenzeka ukuba ngenxa yokuba uKing Mountie egrogriswa ngumntu, uKhetho B) Ukhohlakele ngokufihlakeleyo, yinto entle kakhulu ukuba yenzeke, okanye uKhetho C) uyinyani, ulungile ngokwenene ekusebenzeni. Kutheni esahleli nje? Ndiqinisekile ukuba ndinokuqokelela ubungqina obaneleyo bokuthumela wonke umntu kwiiJack ze-One-Eyed ejele emva, njengeyure yokuba lapho.
Kwenye indawo, iTwin Peaks High School ibonisa ukungabikho komgwebo kunye nengqiqo ngokuvumela uNadine oneminyaka engama-35 ubudala ukuba abhalise esikolweni kwaye azame i-cheerleading kuba ugqirha wezifo zengqondo kunye nomgcini wesikhululo segesi watsho njalo. Ujika ukuba uNadine amnandi kumdlalo wokuwa kodwa, ubuncinci sinethuba kubemi kulo nyaka!
Ewe kunjalo, kuloo ncwadana, ngaba ndikhankanyile ukuba akukho nto ibalulekileyo ngokusemthethweni eyenzekayo kulo mboniso kwakhona?
Ukuvuka kuyaphoswa eLeland, apho kungekho mntu ulusizi ngakumbi kodwa ukusasazeka kuyamangalisa. UJames ugqibezela inguquko yakhe ukuba yinjanana enosizi ngokubaleka edolophini. UNorma, umlinganiswa ogama lakhe kufuneka ndikhangelwe lonke ixesha kuba ndilungile ndikhathali , ufumanisa umgxeki wokutya ongaqondakaliyo u-MT Wentz wayengumama ngalo lonke ixesha, kwaye umama wakhe wamnika indawo yokutyela ebukekayo uphononongo oluhle. Emva kokuba uNorma ekhulule umama wakhe, kakhulu ke emenza ukuba abe yinxalenye yeshishini likaNorma, uNorma unale nto ayithethayo: Mhlawumbi ndiyaphambana. Kodwa ziindlela zam zokuphendula. Kwaye intlungu endiyivayo kukukhathazeka kwam, kwaye indlela endisabela ngayo ayisiyiyo eyakho ishishini.
Ayenzi ngqondo loo nto, uNorma!
UJosie ubuya, ke oko kuyenzeka. U-Audrey wenza i-ice cream puns kwicala likaBobby. UBobby usazama ukufumana abaphulaphuli kunye noBen. UAndy wenza intle (kwaye mhlawumbi ucebisa ngamashumi amathathu?) NgoDick Tremaine. UCatherine utyhila indlela emke ngayo kwindawo yokugaya kodwa andiyivanga kuba KUTHENI UBUSO BAKHE BUNGCOLILE?
Okokugqibela, kwindawo yokugqibela kwenzeka into, kwaye xa ndithetha into ndithetha ukuba lo mboniso uba nje Iifayile ze-X malunga nemizuzu emihlanu .
UCooper noMajor Briggs baphume emahlathini, bencokola nje ngeBOB ( kutheni wonk 'umntu eqhelekile malunga neBOB?! xa u-Cooper ezithethelela ukuba ayokuthatha umoya ngaphandle, ngokucacileyo yenye yezona zinto azithandayo ukuzenza. Ngokukhawuleza, ukukhanya kwesibane kunqumla emithini kunye noMmeli we-FBI uFox Mulder Dale Cooper ukhawulezela kuyo kanye ngexesha ukuze abone umntu ongaqondakaliyo.
Emva koko ukukhanya kunye nomzobo kuyanyamalala, kubonakala ukuba bathathe uMajor Briggs. Ngaba yayinguBOB? Abaphambukeli? Ibali elinomdla ?! Ndiyacela, Iincopho zamawele . Ndifuna ukukholelwa.
Ndicinga ukuba ndinokuba nemibuzo.
Zithini iingcinga zakho kunye / okanye eyona nto uyithandayo kwi-Cooper kunye neTruman romance?
Yiza, Vinnie. Le ilingana noDrew: Ndonzakele kakhulu kwaye iqabane lam lalahlekelwa yingqondo. Kufuneka wazi kwakhona? Njengakwi, ndiyayazi i-TON ye-slash fiction malunga ne-BookHouse Boys, kodwa andiqinisekanga ukuba ufuna ukwazi ngayo. Kulungile, ibhokisi, yakuba ivuliwe, ayinakuze ivalwe ngokupheleleyo ... .into uDale anokuyifumana ngokungummangaliso kumfanekiso ophuma kwisipili sakhe sokuhlambela.
Nantsi i-fan-fan ekalwe nge-PG endikhetheke ngayo, Kanye kunye noKumkani wexesha elizayo, by cjmarl . Akunzima kwizenzo, kodwa kuya kuba yinto ephantsi yokuziphatha ngokwesondo ngokufanelekileyo.
U-Cooper wayivala le folda kwaye wayiphulula phezulu, ejonge ngasemva kwesandla sakhe. Ixesha lifikile, Harry, utshilo ekugqibeleni. Kwaye kudala yafika.
Ngaba ufuna inkampani?
Cooper waphakamisa isandla kuye. Enkosi, Harry, kodwa ndinayo yonke inkampani endiyifunayo. Kodwa nasi isithembiso - ndiza kujongana nawe apha esitishini ekubuyeni kwethu.
Kwaye ukuba awubuyi?
Emva koko uyazi apho uza kuvela khona.
UTruman wanqwala kwaye u-Cooper wayifaka kwifolda yakhe, wayikopa kwaye wayikhupha kwitafile yenkomfa.
Ke, wena noAlbert, huh?
Uhlobo lothando olunalo u-Albert ayilohlobo onokulufumana naphi na, uHarry. Ngendingekho apha ngaphandle kwakhe.
Andiyithandabuzi loo nto.
Kuninzi okwenzekileyo phakathi kokumka kwam kule dolophu nokubuya kwam.
Undixelele ezinye zazo kwileta yakho.
U-Albert undibonile kuyo yonke loo nto, uHarry. Uyindoda elungileyo.
Elwa indlela yakhe ebuyela kuye ngaphakathi ngaphakathi kwigumbi elibomvu elingenasiphelo, ekhumbula yonke into awayeyenzile okwangoku, xa bekukho ubunzima obunzima bumnyama umphefumlo wakhe, efunda ukuhlala nalo kunyaka olandelayo. Ubumnyama obumnyama.
Kuya kundothusa, kodwa ayenzi njalo. Nantoni na edada isikhephe sakho, Coop.
Ayenzayo, uHarry, uyayenza.
Haha, Coop noAlbert. Ngokungathi.
Ngaba (THE) Mountie King yinxalenye ebalulekileyo yalo mboniso oya phambili? Owu, nceda uthi ewe.
Ngokuqinisekileyo. Andazi. Ingayiyo? Into ekufuneka uyikhumbule kukuba AKUKHO nto ibalulekileyo kulo mboniso, ukuya phambili. Hayi imicimbi yothando ka-Audrey, hayi imfihlakalo entsha ka-Cooper, hayi uBen's weird… kulungile, uyabona. Nokuba ii-cameo zabadlali abadumileyo ngaphambi kokuba badume ayinakuyenza into yokuba akukho nto kweli xesha liphela – kuthintela isiqendu sokugqibela, kwaye apho uJoseph aphela khona-kuthetha nantoni na. Yonke into engamampunge endiya kuyibhala kwi-Ambien. (Ukuthetha ngako oku: Kuyabonakala ukuba ndithathe obunye ubusuku ndaza ndabhala abalinganiswa ababini ogama linguCheryl Crow Conviction noCreek McGraw. UDavid Lynch, ndiqeshe, ASAP!)
Ngaba le ngqungquthela yomoya ngaphambi okanye emva kwee-X-Files yayiyinto? Ngoba ndizobonakala ndinyabi xa Iincopho zamawele wafika kuqala.
Iincopho zamawele wafika kuqala. Kodwa ndiza kuthi enye yeedosos ezidumileyo zibeke iihlabathi ezibini kulungelelwaniso lwexeshana kwaye zenze ukuba imiboniso ibekhona (ubuncinci engqondweni yam) uhlobo oluthile lwe-canon enkulu.
Ndigcinele ixesha kwaye undixelele ukuba ngubani umntu osehlathini onokukhanya. Ndiyacela?
Ummeli uFox Mulder.
