Okokugqibela, siphantse sagqiba ngale ngxaki. Kukho ukuphazamiseka okunzulu, nokuziphatha okungathandekiyo kwinxalenye yesithathu yokuhlangana kwakhona. Akukho mabhaso okuqikelela ukuba ngubani owenza uninzi lwawo.
Siqala apho besishiye khona kwiveki ephelileyo: UKyle ucenga uKim ukuba ayokulanda u-Rinna, othe woma emva kweqonga, kwaye umcacisele ukuba akafuni umvundla wakhe ogcweleyo kuba unenkolelo. Njengokuba uRinna ngumntu onengqiqo. Ndikhunjuzwa ngentetho: Awubenzi baphilile, bakwenza uphambene. Aba bafazi kufuneka bayeke ukuzama ukwenza uLisa Rinna aphile engqondweni.
URinna uyamgxeka uKim kwaye umbiza ngokuba ngumfazi ogulayo, esithi uKim ubuyisela umvundla yeyona nto ihlazisayo eyakha yenzeka kuye. Ukuba yinyani leyo, ube nobomi obumnandi ngenene, nenekazi.
Ngaba uziva ulungile ngokubuyela kum? URinna ubuza uKim. Ubuza abanye abantu lo mbuzo kangangokuba ndinokugqiba nje ukuba uyaprojusa. URinna uhlala ethetha izinto ezoyikisayo zokuziphindezela kwabanye. Kwenza ukuba azive kamnandi ukuhlazisa abantu. Oku kumalunga nobubi beemvakalelo zikaRinna, akekho omnye umntu.
Ndiyakusizela, u-Rinna utshicele uKim, emxelela kufanele ndizisola ngendlela amphathe ngayo uKim. Ulixhoba kwaye uyakuhlala ulixhoba, u-Rinna ubambekile egxalabeni lakhe njengoko ebuyela umva eqongeni. Ewe, engathengi ingcamango yokuba unokuzisola ngayo yonke into ayibekayo uKim kunye nosapho lwakhe.
Nanku uLisa wokwenyani, uKim uthi xa bebuyela kwiqela. Nantso ke. Ewe.
U-Rinna uqhubeka exelela uKim ukuba ukhohlakele kwaye ukhuphe i-app ekhwaza i-FUCK OFF ngaphezulu nangaphezulu xa u-Rinna etyhiliza iqhosha. Uhlala ecofa iqhosha. Ukhule kakhulu kwaye usempilweni.
Emva kokubiza uKim kaninzi njengomfazi ogulayo, u-Rinna uthi, Uyazi, Kim, ufuna nje ukuba kumdlalo-kwaye ndiyitikiti lakho lokutya. Imihlathi yomntu wonke yehla. Linda, wayengenguye uKim omnye wamalungu okuqala alo mboniso kwiminyaka esixhenxe eyadlulayo? UAndy Cohen utsho njalo.
UKim uxelela uRinna yenye indlela: URinna ebesebenzisa UKim njengomxholo webali kule minyaka imbalwa idlulileyo. Akaphosisi.
UKyle uyamcekisa uRinna kwaye umxelela njalo. URinna akaguquki, ewe. UKim uxela ukuba u-Rinna uthethile malunga nokungayeki kwakhe kwaye u-Kim akasayi kuba ngumfazi wasekhaya. Izifungo zikaRinna akazukuphinda athethe ngoKim kwakhona. Akathethi.
Ndiyithatha esilevini, ndoda. Ndiyithatha esilevini kuye wonke umntu. URinna uyithethile le nto, ilandelwa ngokukhawuleza yile: Kwaye andiloxhoba. Andizange ndidlale ixhoba-nanini na. Ndiyayithatha nje. Kulungile, ulahlekelwe ngumnxeba opheleleyo kunye nenyani- ukuba wayenayo.
UDorit uveza, ngobunono kunokuba kufanelekile u-Rinna, ukuba isizathu sokuba ayithathe rhoqo esilevini kungenxa yokuba inguye ongena eringini kwaye aqala imilo. Ndithetha inyani yam, utsho u-Rinna. Thixo, ndinike amandla ukuze ndibukele lonke eli thuba kwaye ndingangxoli ngomsindo.
U-Kyle uveza ukuba ukuthetha into eyoyikisayo neyonakalisayo ngomntu, emva koko esithi Yinyaniso yam leyo, ayiyenzi ilunge. URinna uthi uye waxolisa kaninzi. Kuphela kufuneka axolise kakhulu kuba uqhubeka esenza izinto ezifanayo. Cinezela iqhosha lokufunda, iLipsa!
Ethetha ngemilebe yakhe, u-Rinna uqala ukudlala ixhoba (elingaqhelekanga, kuba usixelele nje ukuba akazange, uyenze loo nto). Uthi ihlaya likaKyle malunga nokuba mhlawumbi akakwazi ukuvala umlomo kwaye angatsho ukuba izinto ezixakekileyo zazikhohlakele. Hayi ibingeyiyo - u-Rinna wenze imali eninzi kangaka ngokurhweba ngemicimbi yakhe yomlomo. Ndikhalele umlambo, lixhoba.
Emva koko, uRinna uthetha into ngelishwa eyanqunyulwa. Ngelizwi eliphantsi, uthetha into ngendlela amele ukuba ngumntu oyoyikeka ngayo kwaye ndihambahamba ndithetha izinto ezimbi malunga… Wonke umntu ngaphandle kukaEileen noErika? Ewe.
UKim utyhola u-Eden Sassoon ngokumlandela emva kokuba azenzele ibali. Eli bango alinakuthembeka kwaphela. I-Edeni isenokungabinayo imida kwaye inamathele, kodwa intle kakhulu. Uyavuma ukuba waqikelela amava akhe adlulileyo kunye nodadewabo ongasekhoyo kuKyle, kwaye uKyle uthi kuyaqondakala ukuba i-Eden ingayenza loo nto. Okokugqibela, umzuzu wokuziphatha kakuhle kulo mboniso. Kodwa ayihlali ixesha elide ngokwaneleyo.
Emva koko, sifumana i-flashback yeempumlo zangaphambili zikaKyle noKim. UAndy udlala ikliphu ukusuka esiphelweni sexesha lokuqala, apho uKyle abonisa khona ukuba yena noMauricio benzela uKim imali ngantoni. Ubuza ukuba oko kuyamvumela yini ukuba likhoboka lotywala. U-Kyle uphazamisekile, kwaye kubonakala ngathi akulunganga ukuba angabotshwa ngento awayeyenza kwiminyaka esixhenxe eyadlulayo. Imeko kaKim kunye nempendulo yabo kuyo itshintshe kakhulu ngelo xesha. UKim uphaphile ngoku. Kutheni uye khona?
Cue olunye uhlengahlengiso malunga nokuba u-Rinna wayexoka ngokungakhumbuli indlela amhleba ngayo uKim noKyle. Akukho mntu ukholelwa ukuba wayenyanisile. Kodwa uErika uthi, andazi, kwaye andikhathali. Embindini wale nto, u-Rinna uxelele iDorit, ndigqibile ukuthetha nawe ngoku. Enkosi kakhulu. Sala kakuhle, kwaye uqhubeka uthetha ngaphezulu kwakhe, ephinda-phinda loo migca iyagxothayo, yobuntwana. Lo mntu unabalandeli njani? Ayenzi ngqondo kwaphela.
U-Eileen ulilizwi kakhulu ekumeleni iRinna. Kunjalo. U-Eileen uyazi ukuba akanayo inqaku lendaba ngaphandle kokubambisana kwakhe no-Rinna. U-Eileen unobomi obuzolileyo, obungenzeli inyani yeTV. U-Rinsanity kuko konke anako ukuhlala efanelekileyo.
Emva koko, u-Eileen uhlasela uKim kwaye uthi, ngeyona ndlela izithobayo, ngenxa yokuba ungoyena ungxolayo kwaye ungoyiki akuthethi ukuba ulungile. Khange ndicinge ukuba unayo ngaphakathi kuye ukuba abe yile nto imbi kangaka, kodwa kujongeka ngathi u-Eileen uthathe into okanye ezimbini ku-Rinna.
Ngaphantsi komzuzu kamva, u-Eileen uphinde wathi kuKim, Kungenxa yokuba une-obnoxious ayithethi ukuba ulungile. Wayezimisele ukufumana eso sithuko kuhlelo lokugqibela lokuhlangana kwakhona, ke watsho kabini? Umtsalane.
I-Edeni ichaza ngokucacileyo ukuba uKim uzifake kungquzulwano phakathi kukaDorit, uRinna no-Eileen ngobusuku bomdlalo, emva koko waba nomsindo e-Eden ngokuthetha ukuzama ukubazolisa bonke. UKim akaphenduli.
Kwibango lakhe elilandelayo le-kooky, u-Rinna ufunga ukuba khange athethe nelimdaka ngo-Kim kwezi nyanga zintandathu zidlulileyo. Njengokuba kungekho namnye kuthi owabona into eyehla kwitheko likaVanderpump kwiziqendu ezibini ezidlulileyo.
Ukunyamezelana kwam ngendlela le ibe yiRinna Reunion enxibe ngayo ebhityileyo. Okulandelayo, kufuneka siye ngaphezulu kweSmoothiegate kwakhona. Siyayibona incoko phakathi kweDorit ne-Eden, engqina ukuba uDorit akazange abuze okanye aqinisekise nantoni na malunga noRinna ukuba ulikhoboka leXanax. Ngaba ucinga ukuba u-Rinna uyaxolisa ngokumtyhola, ephindaphinda, kwaye eqala amarhe okuba isidlo sangokuhlwa sikaDorit sigcwele icocaine? Akunjalongo noko. Endaweni yoko, uthi uDorit uhlala ethetha ngayo. Kwakhona, akuyinyani, kwaye uDorit uzimele kakuhle. URinna uthi, Uyandiphambanisa! Uyandigezisa intloko! Hayi, ufike ulayishwe kwangaphambili uphambene.
Ngesizathu esingaqondakaliyo, uErika uthatha icala likaRinna apha. Huh?
UDorit uxela ukuba u-Rinna wambuza kwikhamera ukuba ngaba abantu benza i-coke kwitheko lakhe lesidlo sangokuhlwa-ngaphandle kokubona isuntswana lecocaine okanye nabani na esenza nantoni na ngaphandle kokushiya itafile ekupheleni kwesidlo- yayililinge labom lokungcolisa uDorit kwaye uyenzakalise. URinna, kube kanye, akananto yakuthetha. Uyazi ukuba yinyani kwaye nawo wonke umntu obeqwalasele.
URinna uthi yonke into ayithethileyo ayenzileyo kwisizini edlulileyo ibiyi-100 yeepesenti kuye - akukho mpembelelo yotywala okanye iziyobisi. Ke yena akanasizathu sokwenza izinto ezoyikekayo, kwaye ufumanisa ukuba yindawo yokuzingca. Akukho kuzisola nakanye. Uyazi, kukho ukuxilongwa kwalonto .
Emva koko, u-Eileen ukhetha umlo noKim. Ubuza ukuba kutheni uKim esoloko ebhekisa kwinto yokuba yena noRinna bangabadlali besepha. UKim uthi ucinga ngokusebenza iisepha efuna inqanaba eliphezulu lemidlalo yeqonga kunokwenza kwiimuvi. Le yinyani yenjongo, kungenjalo ukubhekisa kwinto ethile njengesepha opera ngekhe kube kukufutshane kwindlela yokuziphatha kunye neemeko. U-Eileen akavumelani kwaye uyazikhusela ngokukrakra. Le ayisiyomuvi, utshilo uKim. Bubomi benene. Ukuphendula, u-Eileen uthi, Kulungile. NDENZILE. Bhayi Bhayi! ngeyona ndlela ingacacanga, enentiyo onokuyicinga. Uhlala ephinda ehlekisa, Ewe, Kim, emva koko athi Bye! kwakhona. Elo licandelo likaRinna lokutsiba ungene kwaye uqale ukuthi, Buh-bye, Kim! Molweni, Kim! Sala kakuhle! ngaphaya ngaphaya. Yonke into iyahlekisa kwaye iyenyanye njengoko kuvakala.
Njengokuba uKim ewathetha amazwi akhe okugqibela ngaphambi kokuba ashiye iqonga, u-Rinna uyathetha, Yilezo zinkunzi zixakayo. Uyatsiba kwaye aphume eqongeni, ephethe esithi, Ndifuna isiselo- kunye neXanax! Gimme isiselo kunye neXanax! ngelixa udanisa. Ingqondo epheleleyo.
Ngoku into elula: Ukuhlukunyezwa kwenja!
Ndiyavuya uLisa ekuthatheni oku njengomsebenzi wobomi bakhe, kuba ngokuqinisekileyo yeyona nto iphambili anokuyenza ngaphandle kokuba ngumama. UAndy ubuza uLisa ukuba kuqhubeka ntoni ngokukhangela kukaMax umama wakhe wokuzalwa. Uyakhathazeka kodwa uthi bamfumene. UMax uxelele uLisa ukuba angathanda ukudibana nomama wakhe wokuzalwa ukuze ambulele ngokumnikezela ukuze amkelwe ukuze uLisa dn Ken amnike ubomi obumnandi. Wayengaphaya kombulelo kubo ngesipho se-condo yakhe kwaye akazange azive enelungelo kuyo, njengoko kucacile kwividiyo etyhilwayo esiyibonayo.
Qonda uninzi lokugcwalisa malunga nezilwanyana zikaLisa. Uxolo, andikhathali. I-Ditto malunga nesihloko esilandelayo: Ubomi basekhaya bukaLisa Rinna. Uyacekiseka kangangokuba andinakufumana nto intle. Iintombi zakhe zintle kwaye ziyahlekisa, nangona. Sifumanisa ukuba uGigi Hadid wayethandeka kakhulu kuDelila xa bobabini babebonisa uTommy Hilfiger, kwaye uGigi uyintombazana enkulu. Yiyo yonke loo nto uYolanda, ndoda, utshilo u-Erika, otyhila ukuba ubone nje uYo kwaye akathandani.
Ngaba omnye wethu uya kuba nakho ukubukela omnye umjikelo kaRinna esebenzisa umlomo wakhe njengebhola eyonakalisayo kubomi babanye abantu? Ewe, ufunga ukuba akasoze aphinde athethe ngoKim kwakhona. Kwaye ukuba uyayikholelwa loo nto, uyakukholelwa uKyle xa esithi bonke abantu basetyhini abakwimboniso ngabantu abalungileyo ngenene.
Sigqibile. Ibiyinyani, ibimnandi, kodwa ubukhulu becala ibiyinto enkulu kwaye isisidenge. Sakubonana kwisizini ezayo!
