‘Ilizwe Elinyani Igazi Elibi’ Isiqendu 7: Ikhutshiwe

Wonke umntu kwi Ilizwe lokwenene Indlu ngoku ikolunye uhlobo lwesibini. UMike noJordani abakwazi ukufotwa ngokwahlukeneyo. Kwaye bazama kangangoko banokuthi batyibilike bangene eSeattle phantsi komhlaba, abasebenzi bekhamera bahlala bebafumana njengomthengi omtsha ngandlela thile bahlala belandelela iQela le-A veki nganye nangona iyunithi ye-commando ebalekileyo ejele kwaye kufanele ukuba intle akunakwenzeka ukuba bafumane ukuba bafuna ngokwenene. UMike noJordani uyonwabisa ngakumbi ngoku ukuba akazami rhoqo ukunyanzela indlu iphela Imfazwe yeRos imeko. Ibali lakhe malunga nephupha lobugqwirha kwiveki ephelileyo likhokelela kumgca ohlekisayo walo lonke ixesha lonyaka: Mama, ndaphinda ndabona igqwirha kwakhona. Ke ndikhwele ngokupheleleyo kwesi sibini.

UPeter wayexhuma noAnna kodwa udadewabo, uKatrina, wayecinga ukuba ungena endleleni. UJenn yi-ex kaDJ Robbie kodwa bangabahlobo ngoku. UJenn unesithandwa sakhe ekhaya. Kodwa emva koko uJenn noPeter bayamanga. Indlela abayilahla ngayo le miboniso kulindeleke ukuba ibe yinkqubo eyimfihlo. Njengophicotho lwabantu abaninzi kwaye uphendula zonke iintlobo zemibuzo. Kodwa ndiyikrobile indlela oqhuba ngayo. Ukuba ukhe wahlukana kakubi kodwa wadibana nomntu omtsha kwiinyanga ezimbini ezidlulileyo kwaye uziva ngathi ikamva lakho ngokuqinisekileyo uya kufumana umboniso. Emveni kweminyaka, Umhlaba wenene Ubulale ubudlelwane obungaphezulu kweenyanga ezimbini ngaphezu kokwenza isiporho, kunye nokuphelana, kunye nekampu yehlobo ephela idityanisiwe. Kodwa ke uJenn noPeter kubonakala ngathi bayathandana kwaye bafunga ukuba oku akunanto yakwenza noAnna. Andazi nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, ndiyazi ukuba uPeter une tattoo ethi ROMEO okuthetha ukuba awukwazi ukumthemba. Ndiyathetha ngaphandle kokuba kufana negama lesihlobo, kwimeko apho ndiyaxolisa, kodwa ukuba kubhekiswa kumdlalo kaShakespeare, kuya kufuneka uphume apho, uJenn. Nangona ndinokuwuxabisa umoya wokufumana i-inki ephefumlelweyo ka-Bard, kuba ndakhe ndaphantse ndafumana umvambo othi UTHENYA WENYANYA. Ndikhwele ngokupheleleyo kwesi sibini nangona ndikwaloluhlobo lokufuna ukubona uPeter ethandana nomntu ngamnye endlwini ngeli xesha lonyaka kwaye aphule irekhodi lokuloba endaweni yokuthumela amalungiselelo okutya kwindlu yakhe.

UTyara kunye noTheo bakule ngxaki yokuya ngapha nangapha yobudlelwane endingenakuze ndiyixelele nangaliphi na ixesha ukuba balwa ntoni. Ngokwesiqhelo, ndilunge kakhulu ekuchongeni ityala kodwa uTy noTheo ngabo Ngoku uyaandibona ubuqili bomlingo wesibini, okuthetha ukuba andizukuzama nokufumanisa ukuba yonke into izakudlala njani ngoba ndiyazi ukuba ngabom awundiniki lonke ulwazi endilufunayo ukwenza uqikelelo oluchanekileyo. UKassius ucinga ukuba kungenxa yokuba uTheo uye waba ngumntu-kaTyara ofana notata-kodwa kungaphantsi kukaGeorge Michaels-y. UTheo uyamthanda uTyara nokuba yintoni nangona bengekhe baphinde balale kwigumbi elinye, ebesatsho ukuba uzakufaka umntwana kwi-esile endiqinisekile ukuba ayiyiyo leyo. Andikho kwesi sibini kuba andiyiqondi kwaye siyoyika esingakwaziyo.

Ngaba kubonakala ngathi ukuthandana nabanye Funyuns, nto leyo intle. Kwakhona, kwiveki ephelileyo uWill uphulukene nesazisi sakhe kwaye akakwazanga ukuya ebharini nabo bonke abantu ngoko ke wamema intombazana xa indlu ingenanto, ekucingelwa ukuba ixakekile. Kodwa kwavela amantombazana amabini, endicinga ukuba wayeyazi ukuba izakwenzeka ngoba yayingabonakali ngathi iyamothusa. Abantu ababehlala kunye bagoduka kanye njengokuba amantombazana afika apho ke wabandulula. Kodwa andicingi ukuba olu ibilutyelelo lokwenene ngenxa yokuba wenzani nenye intombazana? Akukho mntu usekhaya kwaye uyokutyibilika ungene egumbini lakho kwaye ushiye umhlobo kwigumbi lokuhlala yedwa? Kubonakala ngathi ukrokrela.

UAnna noKatrina bakulwalamano lwabo nolunye olubonakala ngathi alunampumelelo kuba bafikile ekhaya kwaye baqala unonkala-behamba ezantsi epasejini njengentombazana eyoyikisayo evela Iringi ngathi yinto abayenzayo rhoqo kwaye ndiza kuncama bonke abahlobo bam abaqhelekileyo kwiqabane elinye kulwaphulo-mthetho olunje.

UAnika ufuna ixesha elingaphezulu lesikrini kwaye andiqinisekanga nokuba u-100% u-Orlana okanye uKim bahlala kwindlu enye njengaye wonke umntu. I-Kassius, ungatsho nje ukuba kuninzi okwenzekayo ngaphandle kwendlu abangayibonakalisiyo kwaye kufanele ukuba ibe yeyayo uthotho lwe-spinoff.

URobbie usengumhlobo osenyongweni endandimfuna. Ndinqwenela ukuba ebehlala nam kwaye angandinika iintetho ezimnandi zemini yonke emva koko siphume sidanisa ebusuku sinyibilikise amashiya ethu ndize ndithenge iseti yezinto ezinje kwaye ndiziqhelise ukuba ngu-DJ ngelixa eme egxalabeni lam yee-headphone zam ngokunqwala ngenkxaso. Ingakulunga loo nto.