Ndenze into enobungozi kakhulu, kodwa imigaqo kunye neemeko zilungiselelwe i-lulz. Bwahaha!Wikimedia Commons Xa engekho Ukuwola okufudumeleyo kukaGrimes , U-Elon Musk usebenza ngombono omnye emva komnye. Kodwa iprojekthi yakhe yamva nje ibonisa ukhuseleko lwewebhu ayisiyiyo enye yeesuti zakhe ezinamandla.
NgoJanuwari, uMusk watyhila iNkampani eBoring Flamethrower, uguqulelo lomthengi ngesixhobo esisetyenziswa kwiprojekthi yetonela yakhe yangaphantsi. Amawakawaka abantu ba-odola kwangaphambili isixhobo esiyi- $ 500, ehlawuliswa njenge-flamethrower ekhuselekileyo kwihlabathi.
Ngaphandle kwemiceli mngeni kwezomthetho, uMusk wanyanzelisa ukuba esi sixhobo yayingeyiyo ihlaya. Kwaye ngoku sinobungqina bokuba wayenyanisile.
Inkqubo ye- imimmiselo nemiqathango kwinto yokudlala entsha kaMusk-ngoku ebizwa ngokuba yi-Not a Flamethrower-kutshanje yangena yintsholongwane kwimidiya yoluntu. Iintatheli kunye neetekhnoloji zobuchwephesha ngokufanayo zithumele izikrini kwi-Twitter yezinto eziphambeneyo ekufuneka bevumile kuzo.
Ngokwenyani ndiyayithanda into yokwenza ulwimi olucacileyo iibhokisi zokukhathala ezilandelwa yi-'e'yokwenene 'ye-ToC, ukuba nje ziyahambelana (kukho eyenyani ekugqibeleni). Intle le @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/GvNN1FXCkH
-Mateyu Panzarino (@panzer) Ngomhla we-10, 2018
Yenza i-omg @lukhanyiso imigaqo kunye neemeko zabo ze-Not-A-Flamethrower ziyamangalisa ngokumangalisayo !!! pic.twitter.com/o3ovOMSQjW
-Imihla ngemihla iAstronaut (@Erdayastronaut) Ngomhla we-10, 2018
Njengayo nayiphi na intatheli elungileyo, bendifuna ukuzibonela ngokwam ukuba la magama ayenyani na. Kodwa bendingade ndi-odole ilangatye.
Kuvela ukuba ibingengxaki.
Ndicofe ikhonkco kwimigaqo endiyifumeneyo kwimidiya yoluntu kwaye ndakhawuleziswa ukuba ndenze idilesi ye-imeyile enxulumene nokuthenga kwam.
Ngoku, kwakhona, andizange ndithenge nto. Kodwa ndibeka eyam imeyile ukuze ndibone ukuba kuzakwenzeka ntoni. Kwaye ndothuka, kuyasebenza.
Ifom kaGoogle yaqala ngehlaya elomileyo. 
Oh Elon, ulikhadi elinje.Inkampani edinayo
Emva koko, uMusk wasebenzisa ugqirha wakhe wangaphakathi uSeuss. 
Andikuthandi oku, Sam Ndingu.Inkampani edinayo
Okulandelayo, iNkampani ekruqulayo yazikhulula kuxanduva lwayo ngendlela ehlekisayo. Kwafuneka ndicofe zonke iibhokisi ezintandathu ukuze ndiqhubeke. 
Ukugubungela uElon zonke iziseko.Inkampani edinayo
Izinto zafumana i-boilerplate engakumbi ukusuka apho, njengoko ndavuma ukungayisebenzisi i-flamethrower ukuba yonakele. Kodwa emva koko uMusk wenza imithambo yomzimba ethile esemthethweni. 
Um, Kulungile…Inkampani edinayo
Ke iNkampani ekruqulayo ayinalo uxanduva ukuba ilangatye lilibazisekile okanye alifikanga libulela isenzo sikaThixo. Kodwa ukuba kukho into ehamba gwenxa, basaya kuyilungisa? Isebenza njani lonto Elon?
Ndaye ndavuma ukuba ndingathengisi kwakhona, ndibuyisele imali okanye nditshintshe i-flamethrower nokuba andiyiyo loo nto.
Iphepha lokugqibela-elibizwa ngokuba yiTekhnoloji, nantsi into esiyithethayo ngayo yonke loo nto- ifana nokuba yeyiphi imigaqo kunye neemeko ezibonakala ngathi zinje. Ngaphandle kwe- Nje kancinci Igatya.
Eli gama lesiFrentshi ngengozi engenakuthintelwa ngokusisiseko lithetha ukuba Inkampani eyiBoring ayinoxanduva lweziganeko ezingaphaya kolawulo lwabo. Yinkqubo esemgangathweni kwiimeko ezininzi kunye neemeko.
Kodwa uluhlu lukaMusk lweziganeko ezingalindelekanga luphelele ngakumbi kunezinye iinkampani. Ibandakanya:
isenzo sikaThixo, intlekele yendalo okanye eyenziweyo, uqhushululu, imfazwe, ugwayimbo, ukulibaziseka komphathi, ukunqongophala kweMveliso, isenzo okanye ukushiyeka kwamanye amaqela, isenzo okanye ukushiya igunya likarhulumente okanye lomkhosi, utshintsho kumthetho, ukunqongophala kwezinto, umlilo, izikhukula, ubhubhane, ukuthintela ukuvalelwa, izenzo zobunqolobi, okanye ukulibaziseka kwezothutho okanye ukungakwazi ukufumana abasebenzi, izixhobo okanye iimveliso kwimithombo yazo yesiqhelo.
Yintoni kanye le uMusk akhathazekile ngayo?
Kodwa, kunjalo, ndifike kule ndawo kwaye andizukuyeka ngoku. Ndiye ndayijonga ibhokisi.
Njengenyathelo lokugqibela, kuye kwafuneka ndibeke inombolo yam yoku-odola. Okwangoku, bendicinga ukuba uMusk uza kufumanisa ukuba ndizama nje kwaye kwakungekho myalelo wakuqala.
Kodwa imigaqo yathi ukuba andinayo inombolo yoku-odola, ndinokuchwetheza nje inombolo 0. Ndenze njalo.
Kwaye yabona, ndigqibele kwisikrini senkosi.
Ndimele ndivume, ndothuswa yile: itekhnoloji yobuchwephesha njengoMusk shold inokhuseleko olungcono kunye namanyathelo okuchonga endaweni yabo bathenga into enobungozi.
Ngaba imigaqo yakhe yayiyinto nje eyonwabisayo engenabungozi, okanye ngaba ndaye ndaphelela kuluhlu lwe-flamethrower? Ngaba uMusk uyazi ukuba ndingumkhohlisi kwaye ke undixakile?
Makhe ndithathe eli thuba lokutsho: Elon, nceda ungandithumeli umbane. Igama lesidlaliso losapho lwam alisiyongxaki.
