Kukho ingoma kwi-albhamu ezayo ye-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Yiza Poop kunye nam, ebizwa ngokuba akukho Migaqo kubukumkani bezilwanyana. Inesandi esine-punchy New Wave-isandi. Nantsi into eyithethayo:
Ungaba kwaye awunamoni / Ungayincamathelisa ingalo yakho kangaroo / Kwaye wenze notata-womnyaka isidlo sangokuhlwa.
Isenza isishwankathelo kakhulu, utshilo uRobert Smigel, uncumo oluzicaceleyo oluqhakaza iindevu zakhe, ngelixa ethatha iteksi esuka eGreenwich Village ukuya kwiBeacon Theatre eyokuqhelisela umboniso wesikhumbuzo seminyaka eli-10 yoLate Night noConan O'Brien.
Umnumzana Smigel wayenxibe iiglasi ezimnyama ezenziwa ngocingo, isikipa esimdaka ngebala esasinxitywe ngentloko yengonyama, ibhulukhwe emfutshane, iincopho ezimnyama ze Nike kunye neekawusi ezingwevu ezimnyama. Izilwanyana zidlala indima enkulu kwihlaya likaMnu Smigel. Bayamvumela, utshilo, ukuba anike izimvo kwinyama yethu yezilwanyana kunye notyekelo lwethu lokwenza izinto ezikhohlakeleyo okanye ezigulayo ngamanye amaxesha sibaleke, emva koko sivule idime kwaye sibe ngoomongameli bequmrhu kwaye sibhiyozelwe ubutyebi bethu okanye Umtsalane kwaye uziphathe kakubi ngexesha elinye.
Wamkelekile kwihlabathi likaRobert Smigel.
Yinto engaqhelekanga ye-cosmology, apho zonke izinja zithetha ngezimbo zaseRussia, uRobert Goulet communes ngoonodoli besandla, amagorha angaphambili babesakuba ngooMongameli okanye bengacacanga ukuba bayathandana kwaye, nokuba izinto zivela phi na, inyani ihlala ithethwa. Nokuba uhambisa into efana ne-id ka-Arnold Schwarzenegger, uBill Clinton, u-Yasir Arafat okanye u-Al Gore kwelinye lamacandelo e-Late Night's Clutch Cargo, okanye ngokungxamisekileyo eyakha ngokutsha inkcubeko kunye nekhathuni ye-TV Funhouse ngoMgqibelo ebusuku, Mnu. Smigel Uburharha kwii-opiates zobuntwana bethu-izilwanyana, iikhathuni, ii-comics, kunye nemiboniso yabantwana eyayishumayela kwaye isixokisa xa sasingabantwana. Yena kunye neqela lakhe lababhali basebenzisa ukuzingca kwabo ukungcolisa iintloko zethu. Siyazibona iifom kunye neepatheni zentetho, kodwa ngoku bayathetha… inyani! Akukho nto ngaphandle kwenyaniso.
Ngumsebenzi okhaliphileyo kwinkcubeko apho ukuchaneka kwezopolitiko, abantu abadumileyo kwezopolitiko kunye nezopolitiko ezikhuthazayo ziye zathintela iintatheli kunye neengcali ezazisoloko zisitsho njalo. NgoDisemba ka-2001 iFunhouse Funhouse, indoda ekhephu ephuma kuloo ndawo iRostin neBass yokutya okutyaliweyo, uRudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, wagqiba kwelokuba, ngenxa kaSeptemba 11, akazange ayifumane kuye ukuze enze indima yakhe njengombalisi. . Ndibambe iinyanga ezintathu zeCipro ndinyusa impundu zam kwaye kufanele ukuba ndiyothatha ibanjo? uthe.
Ngasentla nje kwesikhululo seenqanawa sePort Authority, kwigumbi lokurekhoda eliphezulu ngaphezulu kwendlela yesibhozo, ilizwi likaTriumph lavakala kubahloli. Ndarhuqa iimpundu zikaJo Lo ndaye ndachukumiseka kakhulu / Undishiyile ibhombu enkulu kuneGigli.
Kufuphi nesitudiyo, uMnu Smigel wayehleli kwisikipa esimdaka, ezimfutshane ezimnyama kunye neekawusi ezimhlophe ezibhityileyo, esenza izinto ezininzi ecaleni kwesitya seelekese. I-PowerBook yakhe yaqhubeka ibonisa ii-imeyile ezintsha, iselfowuni yakhe yayihlala ikhala: abaphathi berekhodi, abasebenzisanayo. Umfazi wakhe, uMichelle Saks Smigel, wafowna emcela ukuba amhlekise.
Umnumzana Smigel wayemamele i-I Keed, ingoma ethukisayo ye-hip-hop eya kuba yinto eyodwa Yiza Poop kunye nam. Ngaba i-Triumph's bass-and-synthesizer-heavy litany ye-pop-star disrespect: Avril Lavigne, punk queen? Ngoku kukho umqweqwedisi / Buyela emantla, uCéline ufuna umntu oza kuhlala umntwana, u-Triumph raps. Ujoja i-tush ka-Elton John, kuyo yonke imbali, uthatha uFilipu Glass- iesile yeAtonal / Awukhuselwanga ngumzimba / Bhala ingoma ngengoma etshayayo- kunye noSnoop Dogg: Kukho indawo yenja enye kuphela, putz / Kwaye ndiyakwazi rap. Ngaba ungazikhotha amandongomane akho?
U-Keed ukwabhekisa kwi-MTV Music Awards ka-2002, xa oonogada baka-Eminem benkqonkqozayo kwiskripthi sika Mnu Smigel njengoko u-Triumph wayezama ukuba umrepha enze incoko. Umnumzana Smigel uthe u-Eminem ufumene into eluhlaza evela kumaphephandaba, ukuba abavelisi bemiboniso khange banike umlobi iintloko ukuba le nto iyeza.
Bandidibanisa noMoby, kwaye bendithanda, 'Ukuba ndiyenza iMoby, kuya kuba kuhle ukusuka kuye uye e-Eminem, kuba uEminem uyamthiya uMoby.' Kwaye bafana, 'Mkhulu, mkhulu, siza kukuseta. kunye neMoby ezantsi kufutshane ne-Eminem kanye ngaphambi kwebhit. Kwaye ndinje, 'Kulungile, uza kuxelela uEminem?'
Izwi likaMnu Smigel laqala ukuvakala njengomthengisi we-aluminium-siding: 'Ahhhh, unomdla omkhulu. Uya kuyithanda. U-Eminem, uyahlekisa! ’Kwaye, kunjalo, wayengazi ukuba ngubani u-Triumph. Wayecinga ukuba ndingunodoli uMoby wayemenzele indlela yokumngcungcuthekisa.
Njengokuba umatshini wokushicilela wawungena, nangona kunjalo, uMnu Smigel wagqiba kwelokuba yayiyinto entle kanodoli. Kodwa, wathi, andikuthandi ukuba nguJohn Hinckley wee-comics zokubetha.
Phambi kwamabhaso alo nyaka, i-MTV yathetha noMnumzana Smigel malunga noKoyiso oluvela kwinkqubo yeeMbasa zango-2003, kodwa uEminem wayenombono wokubeka izimvo ngesi siganeko ngonodoli ovela eCrank Yankers, othandwa ngulo rapper. Kwaye i-MTV ineComedy Central, ke bayityhala iCrank Yankers kulo nyaka, utshilo uMnu Smigel.
I-MTV ayigcinwanga ku-I Keed: Kwaye kuluhlu lwe-pussies / Musa ukushiya i-MTV / ndiboyikisile kunye no-Eminem / Ke bandinika ikhonkco.
Kodwa, kamva kwingoma, uloyiso luvakala phantse ludibanisa u-Eminem: Slim Shady, kutheni undoyikisa nje? Ubuza. Singababini nje dudes abaqhelekileyo ababethe uMariah Carey.
Njengoko injineli yayidlala ingoma iphindaphindwe, izama ukufumana umxube ngokuchanekileyo, ukuhanjiswa kukaMnumzana Smigel satyric kwahlala kumnandi. Ngokuchasene nodonga lwangasemva lwe studio, unodoli walala ngecala, isiqwenga sephepha esifakwe emawini alo.
Uloyiso lwaqala ngoFebruwari 13, 1997, isiqendu seLate Night, kwangobo busuku apho uJennifer Lopez wangaphambi kokuqaqamba wabethwa kulo mboniso. Kodwa imvelaphi yakhe ibuyela umva kakhulu. Umnumzana Smigel uthe wasebenza noonopopi ababi kwiqela lakhe laseChicago elihlekisayo kwiminyaka yoo-80, kodwa ixesha lokugqibela xa umfazi wakhe wafumana iqela loonodoli abasebenza ngokunyanisekileyo kwivenkile yefanitshala ebizwa ngokuba yiMabel, esele ivaliwe. Inja eyayiza kuba yi-Triumph yayiphakathi kwabo, kwaye uMnu Smigel wathi: ndandisezulwini elipheleleyo. Ndayibeka loo nto ndaza ndaqala ukufunxa iesile lakhe kunye nokuthetha naye, kunjalo, ngendlela yaseRussia.
Ucebise ngeLate Night apho sikhuphe iintshatsheli zaseWestminster, kodwa bagqibela ngokuba ngoonodoli abazokucula umxholo kwiThe Bodyguard okanye benze umbono kaJack Nicholson. Umbono yayikukuba abagqatswa bakhuphisana bafumana italente engaphezulu minyaka le. Ngenye imini, wacela ukubuyisa isuntswana-kwaye ngeli xesha, uMnu Smigel uthe, wayefuna enye yezinja ibe yinto ehlekisayo.
Ndiyasiqonda isizathu sokuba abantu bathande uloyiso, utshilo uMnu Smigel. Mhle kakhulu kwaye unamehlo aphambeneyo, kwaye kukho into ethandekayo kakhulu malunga nendlela onwabe ngayo uloyiso xa eyimpundu komnye umntu. Akazisoli ngokupheleleyo. Ufana noLouie De Palma njengenja-nje i-id engalawulekiyo kwaphela. Okanye mhlawumbi iGroucho Marx.
Yiza Poop kunye nam, isithembiso seminyaka emithathu esigqityiweyo phakathi kwezinye iiprojekthi zikaMnu Smigel, ngumxube wokurekhodwa okwenzeka ngoku kunye nesitudiyo, nenxalenye yeDVD ethathwe kwi-live Triumph ibonisa ukuba uMnu Smigel ucofe iBowery Ballroom. Khange ndiluva olu xinzelelo lukhulu ukusukela oko uMarmaduke ehleli ebusweni bam, utsho u-Triumph kwintshayelelo ye-CD. Amacandelo evidiyo kunye nevidiyo abandakanya uMnu O'Brien, uJack Black kunye noAdam Sandler- ongumvelisi olawulayo wealbham kunye neTV Funhouse kaDoug Dale, uHoratio Sanz weSNL noMaya Rudolph, kunye noBlackwolf iDragmaster. , igeek fantasy-game geek eyayiyenye yeenkwenkwezi ze-Star Wars ezikude ngoku ezenza u-Triumph kuLate Night.
UMnu Smigel akawudlali umculo. Uye wagqiba ukucinga iingoma kwaye wazicula kwirekhodi. Ilungu lebhendi yeLate Night uJimmy Vivino walungiselela kwaye wavelisa icwecwe le-eclectic, kubandakanya icalypso Underage Bichon, iBenji's Queer kunye neekati Ngaba ziiCunts, apho uMnu O'Brien aboleka khona ingqumbo yakhe eyoyikisayo yaseIreland. Imizuzwana engama-30 yoMlingo linani le-R & B elicothayo kunye noMarvin Gaye-falsettos kaMnu. Smigel kunye noMnu Sandler, kunye nesingeniso esithethileyo sikaTriumph esilinganisa iLebhu etyheli yamaphupha akhe ngesitya senja esigcwele iShiraz neLady kunye I-tramp yenyuka ukuya kwindawo yespaghetti. UBob Barker sisinyithi esinamandla sokuchasana noMnu uMnyama: uBob Barker, kufuneka ithambo lokukhetha / Gonnawukuhlaba kwilitha lakho / njengentonga eluhlaza.
Phakathi kweetraki, u-Triumph wenza i-prank ebiza indlu yenja, i-hotline eyosulela ngokwabelana ngesondo kunye nendawo yokutyela yamaTshayina-akukho namnye kubo owaziyo ukuba uMnu Smigel udlala inja. Xa ebiza indawo yokutyela ekhangela umntakwabo, umfazi okwelinye icala uyambuza ukuba ngubani igama lomntakwabo. Boomer, utsho u-Triumph. Kodwa okwangoku mhlawumbi nguGeneral Tso.
Umnumzana Smigel uthe khange acwangcise i-Come Poop kunye nam ukuba ibe yinto ephambili, kodwa ngoku i-MTV ifuna ividiyo kunye noMnu Smigel ufumana izibonelelo zeMovie yoloyiso, iinkqubo zentetho kunye nentengiso. Ngokomthetho, i-Triumph yipropathi yoLate Night kunye noConan O'Brien, ke uMnu Smigel kufuneka afumane imvume yokwenza umsebenzi wasemva nopopu. Kodwa, wathi, andazi ukuba kutheni engenakwenza isenzo seVegas. Sinesenzo. Sineengoma ezininzi, kwaye sinokwenza udliwanondlebe nabantu abaza edolophini. Thetha namalungu abaphulaphuli. Inokuba yinto elungileyo kwiVegas, emva kokuba umntu abone uCéline Dion.
Zimbini iintshukumo, utshilo uMnu Smigel. Enye kukuba ucofe nje zonke iithontsi ngokungakhathali, kwaye enye ibe madolw 'anzima ukubeka emngciphekweni umva ombi onxulunyaniswa nezinto ezazifudula zithathwa njengezihlekisayo.
Xa uMnu.Smigel esenza njengo-Triumph okanye omnye wabalinganiswa beClutch Cargo kuLate Night, ii-bits zibhaliwe. Emva koko uMnu Smigel uphosa kuyo nayiphi na intengiso yeza kuye. Kodwa iibhola zikaMnumzana Smigel zokuveza uBill Clinton, uGeraldo Rivera noArnold Schwarzenegger bathatha imizobo kwiindawo eziphakamileyo ezoyikisayo. Ungumdlali ongoyikiyo, utshilo umbhali oyintloko womboniso, uMike Sweeney.
Ukulingiswa kweClutch Cargo kaMnu.Schwarzenegger, uMnu Smigel abethe izikhalo ze-phlegmy rhoqo zikaNooooooooooo! -Isixhobo awathi uMnu O'Brien weza neminyaka emininzi eyadlulayo xa babesebenza kwiskripthi sikaHans noFranz- Ulawula ukubamba iqhawe lase-California-iqhawe lika-Cohiba-ukungakhathaleli nantoni na ngaphandle kwakhe, nokuba uyayekelela ngokungapheliyo i-smash-hit classic classic, 'Jingle All the Way,' ekhumbula i-orgy apho wabona uCarl Weathers no-Chuck Norris beya kumantongomane i-butts, etyhola umbonisi-ntetho ngokuba ne-po-po encinci… igama lase-Austrian le-weenie encinci, okanye ukubhengeza emva konyulo: Abantu baseCalifornia bathethile. Kwaye bathethe u-'ewe 'oqaqambileyo kummfuno kunye' ewe 'kuHitler!
Ngokwenene abantu baphendula uArnold ngendlela abaphendule ngayo kuBill Clinton endandiqhele ukwenza, kwaye kungenxa yokuba ifoto gimmick indinika iphepha-mvume lokuba abanye abalinganisi bangabinayo…. Kuyinto ehlekisayo ukuthatha ubuso bomntu obufanelekileyo kwaye uyikrazule ngaphandle kwento engafanelekanga, engaphezulu, utshilo uMnu Smigel. Kuhle kakhulu ukummela kakubi nokummela ngaxeshanye.
Xa ndaxelela uMnu. Smigel ukuba ukuzenza kwakhe ngathi kufumaneka kwiinyani ezisisiseko malunga noMnu Schwarzenegger, wathi: Kwakunjalo nangoClinton. Okwenene uClinton akazange akhwaze okanye aye 'Neee-hah,' kodwa ucinga ukuba kwenye indawo kwezi ndawo zingashukumiyo zimnyama, angathi ujonge intombazana aze ajike abe yingcuka evela kwiikhathuni ze-Tex Avery.
Emva koko uMnu Smigel wabonakala ngathi ujika waba yingcuka: utshilo u-Bug-a-bug-a-hummumma-hummmuma. Emva kwethutyana, ukwenza nje ukuba uConan ahleke, ndaqala ukuphosa kwi-gumbo esemazantsi yayo nantoni na endinokuyisebenzisa ngokukhululekileyo kuBill Clinton. Ndamguqula waba yi-Foghorn Leghorn okwethutyana, apho, xa wayechaza izinto, ndandiye ndimyeke nje, 'Ndithi, ndithi, ndithi, ndithi, andenzanga nuthin!'
Ukudubula iClutch Cargo segment kufuna isitshixo / inyibilike ifoto. Umnumzana Smigel ufihla iindevu zakhe ngothambiso, kwaye ifoto yomntu odumileyo esikwe umlomo wakhe ikhutshiwe ebusweni bakhe. Ndicelile kuMnumzana Smigel ukuba wonwabe kakhulu njengoko kubonakala. Wancuma wathi, Ewe, yeyona nto intle. Ndingumntu oneentloni. Kwaye kukhululwe ngokukhulu.
Umdlalo ohlekisayo uMnu Smigel ngaphandle kweLitye lama-30 unobuntu obahlukeneyo: I-Triumph kunye ne-Clutch Cargo bits zisebenza ngokuzenzekelayo, kodwa iikhathuni zangoMgqibelo zeTV Funhouse zeSNL zondla umbhali ohlekisayo ofuna ukuba afezeke, ejonge zonke iinkcukacha kunye ne-jeweler's loupe. Ku Ngaba Ushushu?, Umgwebi wodumo uFernando Lamas uhlawula i-Popeye egqibeleleyo (ndiza kukunika isihlanu kwisibheno sesondo ngenxa yokuxokozela), uBetty Boop, uOlive Oyl (ngokunyanisekileyo, badle i-cheeseburger) kunye noBarney I-rubble, eya kuvela ukuba ibe ne-bulge engaphantsi kwengubo yayo yangaphambili.
Kodwa ukhenketho lukaMnu Smigel lokunyanzelwa lubonakaliswe kwisiqendu sokugqibela seSNL. Ukuzaliswa njenge-Abu Dhabi Kids Network, i-centerpiece yayingumfanekiso we-Arabhu obizwa ngokuba nguSaddam no-Osama, apho ii-Super Titans ze-Jihad zisebenzisa amandla abo omlingo, amandla okuguqula umkhosi wase-US, zijika zibe yingxowa yeengulube kunye ne-mustachioed Umfuziselo weDodge Charger evela kwiiDukes zaseHazzard, uGeneral Lee, ngelixa amagosa obukrelekrele aseMelika eboniswa njengabathandi beminqwazi yeenkomo. Okwangoku, iflegi yakwa-Israeli ibhabha isiya e-White House, uMongameli Bush uyinkawu eyothusayo (Boo hoo hoo! Ukuba andizukubamba iArabhu kungekudala, ndiza kuziqhatha) no-Ariel Sharon uphantsi kwetafile esenza isini somlomo kuDick Cheney Ngelixa usekela-Mongameli uqwenga ihagu egcadiweyo.
Umboniso wanciphisa ukunyusa isiqendu sase-Arabhu sikaBatman apho i-Caped Crusader ilwa neJoker, i-Riddler kunye ne-Penguin, echongiweyo njengomYuda !, omnye umYuda! kunye nomJuda omdala omncinci! Oku kwalandelwa yintengiso yentengiso eyenzelwe abantwana, eyakhiwe ngamatye (uShaq, funda enye), ebanjwe ngabantwana abadanisayo abonwabileyo, emva koko kwiindaba zeendaba zamadoda ephosa amatanki.
Ikhathuni yayikukuhlaselwa kwe-propaganda, kodwa ngokuka Mnu Smigel, abahloli be-NBC bamxelele: Asinakukuthintela oku, kodwa sicebisa ukuba uye kude kakhulu. UMnu Smigel uthe umvelisi olawulayo we-SNL uLorne Michaels wamxelela, Kukuwe, uyazi. Ukuba ufuna ukuba amaYuda akuthiye, yifowuni yakho leyo.
UMnu Smigel wabiza utata wakhe ukuba afumane uluvo lwesibini. U-Irwin Smigel, ugqirha wamazinyo owasungula ukubopha izinyo, ukwangumJuda ozinikeleyo, onamandla, oxhasa u-Israyeli. UGqirha Smigel unike unyana wakhe i-A-OK. Uthe, 'Kucacile ukuba yintoni ihlaya, likhuseleke ngokupheleleyo. Awunakukhathazeka malunga nantoni na. Iflegi yakwa-Israeli e-White House-konke kulungile.
Umnumzana Smigel usaligcina ilitye likaShaq-urhwebo lwacetyiswa ngumhlobo wakhe kunye nomnye umbhali, uLouis CK-yeyona nto ayithandayo. Kulungile, bayasicaphukela, kodwa abanakunceda kodwa njengabadlali bethu bebhasikithi.
Wancoma i-animators yecandelo, uDavid Wachtenheim noRobert Marianetti, abenza umsebenzi omninzi kaMnu Smigel, ngokuba ne-nerdy kunye neopopayi njengoko ndinomdla malunga neenkcukacha. Amazwi kaSaddam kunye no-Osama yayingabadlali beArabhu ababencede uMnu Smigel ukuguqulela isicatshulwa kwaye baqinisekisa ukuba wayethetha imigca yakhe ngokufanelekileyo. Kwaye uyazi, lonke igama liguqulelwe ngokuchanekileyo ngendlela onokuyiguqulela ngayo. Kwaye zonke izihlokwana okanye zonke izihloko zichanekile ngokupheleleyo. Asizukuyenza enye indlela, utshilo. Oko kuya kuba kukungabi nantlonelo. Yinto enye ukubonakalisa inethiwekhi eqhutywa ngurhulumente xa usenza inqaku. Kodwa awufuni nje ukuthi, 'Ayinamsebenzi.'
Oko uMnu Smigel akubiza ngokuba ngumbono wakhe ophambeneyo-yinto eyintsomi kwilizwe elihlekisayo. Ndiziva ngamanye amaxesha ngathi uzelwe enayo yonke into ehlekisayo esele kwingqondo yakhe, utshilo uMike Sweeney weLate Night. Xa egungxula izinja [kumboniso waseWestminster], kukwajongeka emehlweni ezinja ngathi, 'Owu Thixo, ngaba ndenza oku kulungileyo?'
URichard Korson, umvelisi owongameleyo kwi-TV Funhouse, ukhumbule uMnu Smigel okholisa uRobert Goulet ukuba abhabhe eLas Vegas kwiveki elandela uMbulelo ukuze enze ifilimu kwisiqingatha seAtlantic. Isuntswana lalifuna ukuba uMnu. Goulet asebenze ngofudo lokugabha kunye noKoyisa, ochithe isiqingatha sesibini secandelo linamathele kwirump ye-poodle ephilayo, eyothusayo ngaxeshanye: andinakho ukuya kwi-onstage ngephoyinti eliqhotyoshelwe kwidick yam . UBerle wayenza loo nto kwiminyaka engama-20 eyadlulayo.
Iphantse yafana neenombolo eziphambili, utshilo umhlekisi uLouis CK, umhlobo kunye nomdibanisi uMnu Smigel oqeshe ukunceda ukumilisela uLate Night. Ayinako ukwahlulwa ngayo nantoni na ngaphandle kwayo. Awunakho ukufumana iziphumo zayo okanye izinto zayo.
UMnu Smigel ukhulele kwizitalato zaphambi kokuhlanjululwa kwe-Upper West Side, kwisixeko esine-disco kunye noWoody Allen. Ukongeza ekuyileni ukubopha izinyo, utata wakhe ebengumongameli weAmerican Society for Dental Aesthetics kule minyaka ingama-28 idlulileyo. Utata wam ubaluleke kakhulu kugqirha wamazinyo kunokuba ndiza kuba ngumdlalo wokuhlekisa, utshilo uMnu Smigel.
Umama kaMnu Smigel-uGqr. Umfazi kaSmigel weminyaka engama-47-usebenza kumkhuba womyeni wakhe eMadison Avenue kwaye wavelisa iSmile Smile. Umnumzana Smigel uthe iinjongo zemfundo zabazali bakhe abangamaJuda abazikhusela kakhulu, babenothando lokuba abuye ekhaya ephila. Ke, gcina isishwankathelo esifutshane, esibuhlungu kwiSikolo seLizwe iRiverdale kwibanga le-10, Mnu. Smigel uchithe iminyaka yakhe yangaphambi kwekholeji kwisikolo sabucala saseFranklin (okoko waxhaswa nguDwight), kwisitalato i-West 89th, kwesa sitalato sinye ahlala kuso . Umnumzana Smigel wayibiza ngokuba yi-nerdy, B-level Manhattan kwisikolo sabucala apho wayelima khona njengodidi lomhlekisi ongumhlekisi.
Ndandi zoba iikhathuni nabahlobo bam kwaye ndenza umbono wootitshala kunye nabafundi, kwaye ndiza kwenza iiteyiphu kunye nomhlobo wam, uHarvey, utshilo uMnu Smigel. Waqokelela iiKhokelo zeTV kwaye wayethanda iRed Skelton kunye noMnu Ed. Ndingamzoba uFred Flintstone olungileyo xa ndandineminyaka emi-5 ubudala.
Olona hlobo lokuzonwabisa luphucukileyo lweeBugs Bunny apho athe wafumana indoda ethe tye efana neBull, utshilo uMnu Smigel. Ukukhawuleza abaya kuthi bakusuke kulo msindo ubukrakra bazive benyanzelekile okanye baneentloni kwaye emva koko babuyela kumsindo, kwaye umsebenzi wobugcisa kunye nokwalathisa, kukugqibelela okunje. Umnumzana Smigel uthe uyayixabisa indlela uLooney Tunes abhenela ngayo ebantwaneni nakubantu abadala, hayi kuba bephosa inkcubeko ye pop-pop ngendlela ezininzi zeekhathuni okoko bezamile ukubhena kubantu abadala, kodwa ngenxa yokuba, nge Bugs Bunny, eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu kumgangatho wabantu olungiswa ukuba uhlekiswe ngabo.
Xa uMnu Smigel wayeneminyaka esi-7, utata wakhe wamnika ingqokelela yephepha elibhalwe iphepha-50 le-Fawcett / Crest leekhathuni zikaCharles Schulz's Peanuts. UMnu Smigel wahlala ubusuku bonke efunda kwaye wafumanisa iqhawe lakhe lokuqala lokuhlekisa.
Yayingabantwana, kodwa yayingathethi phantsi ebantwaneni, watsho. Akukho mntu uphumeleleyo kwikhathuni, kwaye wonke umntu uhlala ekhathazwa yinto okanye enye into. Kwaye akukho mntu wakha wafeza nantoni na ukunciphisa amaxhala abo. Mnu Smigel, ikwenze waziva ungaphantsi wedwa ngendlela enzulu.
Umnumzana Smigel wangena kwindlela yangaphambi kwamazinyo eyaqala e-Cornell yaza yaphela kwiYunivesithi yase-New York, apho angena khona kukhuphiswano lokuma kwabafundi. Bobabini bangabanquli bakaSteve Martin kunye noAndy Kaufman, uMnu Smigel wabonakala eqongeni enxibe urabi wobuOthodoki. Wayenxibe iindevu zelekese kunye nokubonakala kwakhe ngokungathandekiyo ebusweni. Ubaleke ixesha elide, kodwa wagqibela ngokuba ngomnye wabaphumeleleyo abathathu abaye bakhuphisana kwiComic Strip, kwaye waphumelela apho. Ngokuqinisekileyo itshintshe yonke into, kuba abantu abangabaziyo babecinga ukuba ndiyahlekisa, yayiyeyona nto bendihlala ndiyifuna, utshilo. Kwiminyaka engama-22, wafudukela eChicago wajoyina iqela elihlekisayo elibizwa ngokuba kukutya. Kulapho ke wadibana khona nomfazi wakhe wexesha elizayo, uMichelle Saks, owenza ukukhanya komnye wemiboniso yeqela. Esi sibini sinonyana oneminyaka emi-5 ubudala, uDaniel.
U-Al Franken no-Tom Davis, emva koko bavelisa i-SNL, bafumanisa konke onokukutya ngo-1985 xa behlola i-movie, kwaye uMnu Smigel waqeshwa kwi-SNL njengombhali. Imizobo uMnu Smigel ayibhalileyo okanye ayibhalayo kwiminyaka yakhe esibhozo njengombhali weSNL ibandakanya iiMidlalo zeMcLaughlin Group, iSchmitt's Gay Beer kunye nomzobo weTrekkies (apho uWilliam Shatner uxelele iqela labalandeli beStar Trek, Fumana ubomi !) Ndikunye noJim Downey kunye noMnumzana Franken, wasebenza nakwisikripthi sikaReagan esikrelekrele apho uMongameli, edlalwe nguPhil Hartman, wayilahla loo mpazamo yakhe yomzuzu kwimizuzu awayeyifumana ngasemva kweengcango zeNdlu yeWhite kwaye waba yinkokheli egxile kakhulu ongazange abhekane nezidenge.
Ukufika kukaBob Odenkirk kunye noConan O'Brien kwi-SNL's bullpen ngo-1988 kwaba nefuthe ekuguquleni ukubhala kukaMnu Smigel. Aba bantu babenentembelo engakumbi kunye nokuzithemba ngakumbi kuhlobo lwabo lokuhlekisa, kwaye kwandinceda ukuba ndikhulule ukuphonononga isidenge sam sangaphakathi kwaye ndiqale ukwenza uhlobo lwezinto ezaziza kundenza ndihleke xa ndandineminyaka eyi-10. Kwaye ke umdlalo wam ohlekisayo waba ngumntu emva koko kwaye uqhubekile, ungcono okanye mbi.
Ngo-1993, uMnu O'Brien wakhetha uMnu Smigel njengombhali oyintloko nomlimi-kunye noLate Night. Basebenza noMnumzana CK, uDino Stamatopoulos (owathi kamva waba ngumvelisi ophetheyo weTV Funhouse) kunye neqela labanye ababhali ababenombono ofanayo wokuphinda babonakalise intetho yasebusuku. Kum, lowo yayingowona msebenzi unomdla, okhuthazayo endakha ndawenza, utshilo.
UMnu Smigel waba ngumvelisi olawulayo we-The Dana Carvey Show ngo-1996, umboniso okhunjulwa rhoqo ngomzobo apho uMongameli uClinton waboniswa khona amantshontsho okuncancisa. Umnumzana Smigel uwubize lo mboniso njenge-debacle, kodwa kulapho i-Ambiguously Gay Duo yaqala khona.
Umbuzo, ewe, ngowokuba ingaba uMnu.Smigel angawulandela na umendo wabafana abathandayo njengoLarry David, owathi, ngo-1991 wamnika umsebenzi ngokungekho sikweni eSeinfeld. Ndiyamhlonipha ngokuqonda indlela yokwenza abaphulaphuli bahleke, kwaye bayenze ngendlela emangalisayo, eyintsusa, utshilo. Ndihlala ndinomdla ngakumbi kubavukeli abanxiba ijezi kunabo badlala iLuna Lounge kwaye banxibe mnyama kwaye, uyazi, bashumayela kwikwayala.
Xa ndabuza uMnu.Smigel ukuba ucinga ukuba angazenzela indawo kwindawo yesiqhelo, wathi, Ngokuqinisekileyo. Ndiyathetha, ukuba ndiyahlekisa ngokwaneleyo ndicinga ukuba ndingayenza.
UMnu Smigel wayehleli kwindawo yokutyela kwi-Sixth Avenue esitya i-turkey burger ene-ketchup. Wayecinga ngokunciphisa kwi-SNL. Kukho imicimbi yemali kunye nemicimbi yobuqu, utshilo. Ndicinga ukuba umsebenzi lilungelo lokwenene kwaye ndiwuthatha ngokungathí sina… Kodwa okukhona ndiwenza iminyaka emininzi, kokukhona umceli mngeni mkhulu kwaye nesilingo esiba sisiqingatha seedonsi.
Kunzima ukubiza, watsho ekugqibeleni. Kukho inxenye yam engathanda ukuhleka yonke into endiyenzileyo ethandwayo kule minyaka ili-10 idlulileyo kuba iluhlobo lwekona endizipendele kuyo.
Ukusuka ngaphambili kwindawo yokutyela, kweza umfana ongaqhelekanga kwaye ocekeceke kakhulu. UnguRobert Smigel andithi? uthe.
Umnumzana Smigel wakhangeleka esoyika kancinci.
Ndingumlandeli omkhulu nje, utshilo umfana. Wayenxibe isikipa esimhlophe esimthubi esifundeka iLas Vegas kwaye iinwele zakhe zazidibene kwii-engile ezingaqhelekanga kwikepusi yakhe yeTraki emnyama.
Kutheni ungandiqapheli nje, utshilo uMnu Smigel.
Ekugqibeleni lo mfo wazazisa njengo-Jesse Camp, owayekade eyi-MTV V.J. oyeke i-radar yenkcubeko kwiminyaka embalwa edlulileyo.
Uyi-Jesse Camp. Ikaka engcwele! UMnu Smigel uthe. Ndikhe ndakuhleka nge-albhamu yoNqobe. (IJesse Camp ngoku ijika ubuqhinga eLincoln Tunnel, utsho u-Triumph.)
Umnumzana Camp emva koko wangena kwi-monologue eyandisiweyo, enesiyezi malunga nendlela awayedlala ngayo umlinganiswa kwi-MTV kunye nendlela uTriumph alala ngayo esithi ngqo ngendlela ekumele kuthethwe ngayo komnye umntu.
UMnumzana Smigel wayenqwala intloko kwaye ehleka kwaye eqhubeka nengxoxo, kodwa rhoqo wayejonga emva kwam ngamehlo athi, Uyayibamba le nto?
Kwakunjengokubukela uMnu Smigel ejika abe yingcuka ye-Tex Avery, egcwalise ngebhaluni yokucinga eyabona uMnu. Camp njengesiqhu esimanzi. Kwaye xa umnumzana Camp wade wanqwenelela u Mnu Smigel amathamsanqa kwaye wahamba indlela yakhe, uguquko lwagqitywa.
Kulungile, uzakwenza ntoni, watsho xa ejika ejongana nam. Kusafuneka ukuba ahlatywe. Ungumntwana olungileyo, kodwa u-Triumph unomsebenzi ekufuneka ewenzile.
