Lo mfo.
Ukuba uziva ushiywe ngaphandle kuyo yonke i-Twin Peaks phenomenon, silapha ukunceda! Veki nganye, nxulumana nomhleli we-tvUkhuphele umhleli uVinnie Mancuso uzama ukuqonda ukuba kwenzeka ntoni esixekweni kule dolophu, ngelixa umhleli ophezulu / ingcali yeTwin Peaks uDrew Grant ephendula imibuzo yakhe. Kule veki: 'Imfihlo yedayari kaLaura.'
Uyiloooooooooooooring. Esi siqendu se Iincopho zamawele yaba yeyokuqala eyayingalunganga, engalunganga, engacaphukisi kakhulu, engothusi kangako ukuba ilungile OKANYE imbi yayiyinto nje… iyadika. Kwaye ukuba awuvumi ukuba 'Imfihlo yedayari kaLaura' yayiyindawo nje yokuthengisa kungekho nto iqhubekayo, ngaba uyakholelwa ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba besingadingi sinye kodwa imiboniso emibini ezinikele ngokupheleleyo kwiihijinks zesidoda sikaAndy? Ndiyayithanda incoko yamadlozi elungileyo njengomntu olandelayo kodwa ndibonise ukuzibamba, Iincopho zamawele .
Ndicinga ukuba elona candelo libi kwesi siqendu yayikukuba ngasizathu sithile Iincopho zamawele Ugqibe kwelapha ukuba yinto enkulu yabalinganiswa engakhange ibe nkulu okanye ibe yindilinga ngokwaneleyo. Itoni ye entsha abalinganiswa bangena baqala amabali amancinci awabo, ngelixa kugxilwa kuhlaziywa kubalinganiswa ngokwenene, andikhathali ngabo kwasekuqaleni. Ndijonge kuwe, Josie Packard. Ndiyikhathalele into kaJosie anyuke ngayo uJosie uyikhathalele impilo-ntle yeempahla zakhe zobusuku ezi-sexy. Njengoko kungqinwa ngumbono omde kakhulu nongabonakaliyo phakathi kukaJosie noHarry Truman, uyakhathala NCNCI KAKHULU malunga nentlalo-ntle yeengubo zakhe zasebusuku ezimnandi.
Ngeli xesha, kukho iqela elipheleleyo lamadoda angaqondakaliyo aseAsia ajikeleza iTwin Peaks. Omnye ubizwa ngokuba nguMnu Tojamura, kwaye asazi nto ngaye. Yimfihlakalo yakhe. Omnye umntu waseAsia ongaqondakaliyo uyamangalisa, asazi negama lakhe. Siyazi ukuba nezinto azithandayo zibandakanya ukubetha uHank Jennings kunye nokubukela uJosie noHarry Truman besabelana ngesondo. 
Awu, ndoda… iimpahla zakhe zasebusuku ezimnandi.
Ngaphandle kokuba ndiphazamile, uJaji Greenwood yenye into entsha kwiTwin Peaks. Kwaye ngaphandle kokuba ndiphosakele, u-Leland Palmer oneenwele ezimhlophe uya ejele ixesha elide emva kokumelana ngokupheleleyo nokubulawa kuka Jaques Renault. Kwaye ngaphandle kokuba ndiphazama, uJaji Greenwood ucinga ukuba uyi-viking.
Kodwa uDonna akaphazamiseki. Ngapha koko, inkohlakalo kaDonna. Rogue Donna Isilumkiso! Uxelela uMaddy ukuba uzakufumana idayari kaLaura kude neHarry's creepy, creepy possessing nokuba uJames noMaddie bayayithanda okanye abayithandi. UJames, kwicala lakhe, wayengekho nakwesi siqendu. Ndicinga ukuba ebexakekile erekhoda UJames Hurley: IiHits.
Amabhanti ambalwa avela kuMaddy noDonna, uHank noNorma bazama ukuchukumisa lo mfo bacinga ukuba ngumbhali odumileyo wokuhamba emhlabeni uMT Wentz, kodwa lo mfo ngummeli we-FBI ogama linguDaryl Lodwick? Ngokunyaniseka ndaphazamiseka ngalo lonke eli xesha kukuba wonke umntu onguDaryl Lodwick, ujongeka ngathi unjani ukuba uYukon Cornelius wayengumntu wokwenene.
Uyazi isiqendu se Iincopho zamawele kuyadinisa xa abantu bam ababini endibathandayo kulo mboniso nakwihlabathi, uDale Cooper noLucy Moran, besabelana ngesigcawu kwaye andikhathali nokuba ndiyilonto. U-Cooper unika uLucy ingcebiso malunga nolwalamano. Zininzi iingcebiso zobudlelwane kwesi siqendu. U-Lucy uyaqhubeka esenza konke okukrazukileyo malunga nezinto kwaye anciphise imali ethile yokuqhomfa ku-Dick Tremayne (oko kukuthi yi-classic Dick, nangona kunjalo). U-Cooper uyaqhubeka nohlobo lokungena kuyo yonke le mpazamo ka-Audrey. UBen Horne ucela uCoop ukuba ahambise imali yentlawulelo ka-Audrey, ukuze uJean Renault ambulale okanye enye into. Ubuncinci kukho ukukhathazeka okuqhelekileyo kwindawo ethile apho ukusuka kuBen ukuya kwintombi yakhe. Ngaba khange ubone okuninzi ngaphandle kwelo xesha, he, ngempazamo wazama ukulala naye?
Ndicinga ukuba ndinemibuzo.
Ngaba ucinga ukuba ixesha lokuQala lalibetha kakhulu ngenxa yokuba lalinemfihlakalo esembindini eyabulala uLaura Palmer? Kwaye yayiziqendu ezinje ngeli bali apho eli bali laba yinto ecekeceke emva kweendlela ngeendlela ezininzi ezacima abantu ukuba bangabikho kangako kwisizini yesi-2?
Xa abantu bethetha ngelixesha le-2 liyehla ... awukafiki apho. Ndikholelwe, uyakukwazi xa loo ngxaki yokuqala yexesha isonjululwe njengeyona mfihlakalo iphambili. Kodwa kwinqanaba lakho, Iincopho zamawele sele iqalile ukuvumela ezinye zeentanda ukuba zibonise, ubukhulu becala kukuthontelana kweentlobo ze-weirdo kuluntu oluncinci: le dolophu sele idlule ngokwaneleyo! Kwakungadingi iqela labemi baseMilambo baseKhanada abenza utoliko lwedinala lokuThathwa (okanye iThathelwe i-2), okanye abantu baseAsia abasondelayo abaziva ngathi bayabanjiswa, okanye abanesithukuthezi ngakumbi. Ngenxa yobuthixo, iiTwin Peaks. Uyafana IPortlandia ukuba izinto bezisoyikeka. (Kodwa ndiyaqikelela xa besenza usodolophu waseCooper yonke into ihambe kakuhle!) 
Yonke imihla, zivumele kunyango!
Iincopho zamawele ngapha koko, ayingqinelani kakhulu. Siyazikhumbula ezona ndawo zilungileyo-zona eziye zaba ngabangqinisisi kwangoko omabini la mzuzu wenkcubeko kwi-90s nangento ekuthethwa ngayo nguLynchian. Kodwa ke kukho ngathi, imizuzu engama-45 yenkomo kwisiqendu. Owu, uLucy ukhulelwe kwaye akayazi ukuba utata unezidanga ezimbini ezifanelekileyo anokukhetha kuzo? Kulungile, kupholile… NGABA UKHONA UMNTU ONGAKHANGELA KWI-RONETTE PULUSKI KWISEKHODI ESIShushu? Ndiziva ngathi-uthixo uyakuthanda'uLucy kunye nenqaku elipheleleyo likaAndy kulo mboniso kukuba ziingceba zefanitshala Indlu yokudlala kaPee-Wee Herman eziye zatshintshela kwifom yomntu kwaye zingena kuninzi lwe-D-R-A-M-A. (Kananjalo lilizwi lomhla.) Kodwa ekhaya baya kukhululeka, bavule iziphu babe ziifom zokwenyani kwakhona: Ngaba kufanelekile ukuba ndiziva ndingonwabanga ngoHarry Smith? Kungenxa yokuba uHarry Smith undinika iiheebie-jeebies. Yintoni ephosakeleyo ngendoda ethanda nje ii-orchids zayo kakhulu, ihlala ilungile? Hayi, uHarold Smith uyingcwenga, kwaye into endicinga ukuba ekugqibeleni ndamqonda eyiyo kukuba nangona wayenothando ngoLaura, eneneni, wayekhuselekile naye… ubuncinci okwexeshana. (Kuze kube mnyama amehlo akhe acime ilanga kwaye bonke baba sisihogo emhlabeni.) Into malunga ne-agoraphobia yakhe kunye nokungafuni ukungcoliseka lihlabathi ngaphandle kuthetha ukuba ungaphandle koluhlu lwezona zinto zininzi zedolophu. Kungenxa yoko uLaura wakhetha ukufihla idayari yakhe eyimfihlo apho, apho eyazi ukuba iya kukhuseleka kuBOB okanye nakweyiphi na into yakhe. Kwakhona: Funda Idayari eyimfihlo kuLaura Palme r, ebhalwe yintombi kaLynch uJennifer Lynch. Kukufunda okuhle okongezelelekileyo komboniso, kwaye uya kwiinkcukacha ezininzi malunga noHarold kunye nobudlelwane bakhe noLaura. Molo Dayari, UHarold Smith yayiyeyona nto ndiyizisayo. Njengoko ndicinga ukuba ndikuxelele, uyindoda enomdla. Mhle kakhulu. Kuyabonakala ukuba wayengumntu wezityalo. Ngesizathu esithile akakwazi ukukhumbula, wavuka ngenye intsasa ukuze azifumanele i-agoraphobic. Ukholelwa ukuba ukufa kungaphandle komnyango, kwaye ebusuku kuye kumbiza evela ngaphandle njengentaka engaqhelekanga. Kwaye njengokuba izinto ziba mnyama: Bendithembisa ukuchitha ixesha elifutshane noHarold iiveki ngoku, kwaye ekugqibeleni namhlanje ndikwazile ukwenza njalo. Ngaphambi kokuba uLaura enze into engafaniyo neLaura-efana (okanye enokubakho ngokupheleleyo njengoLaura? Ngubani owaziyo!) Hamba: Ndamxelela ngendlela endiye ngayo kuHarold kwiveki ephelileyo, nyani nyani kwaye indlela endimoyike ngayo ngokuza kuye ndinzima kakhulu. Kwaye emva koko, kuba ebengenakushiya indlu yakhe, unyanzelwe ukuba alale nam. Ngubani. Kuvakala ngathi uLaura wayeyingozi yokwenyani, apho. Le yinkxalabo encinci, kodwa ngaba siye safumanisa ukuba kwenzeka ntoni kwizinwele zikaLeland Palmer? Ngesizathu esithile yile mfihlakalo ndingu-100% onomdla kakhulu ngoku. Kulungile kuphela kuba awubonanga Frozen okwangoku, dummy. Ngomnqweno kaLeland wokukhanyela ukusweleka kwentombi yakhe, uhamba nokufihla, ungaziva, ungabazisi, uElsa credo, ngaphambi kokuba ekugqibeleni uyiyeke. UYesu, iLOTI Yiyeke ihambe kwingoma entsha kunye nomdaniso omnandi kaLeland. Jonga iingoma zoqobo kwaye undixelele ukuba azithandeki kwiingoma zakhe ezingenangqondo ngoku. Iyahlekisa indlela ethile yomgama Yenza yonke into ibonakale incinci Lixesha lokuba ndibone ukuba ndingenza ntoni Makuhambe, kuyeke Ndimile apha
Indlu yakhe incinci kwaye igcwele ziincwadi ukusuka kwitanki langasese ukuya phezulu kwifriji. Ndicinga ukuba kufuneka aqhubeke nokufunda la mabali kuba kunqabile ukuba abe namabali awakhe.
Ndiyathanda, ukudlala noHarold ngamanye amaxesha. Ndiyayithanda indlela axhonywe ngayo kwigama lam ngalinye njengoko ndicacisa ezinye zeentlobo zam. Ngokukodwa abo baphuma kwi-One-Eyed Jack's (apho ngendlela uJacques esebenza njengomthengisi we-blackjack). Amabali am ayamkhuthaza uHarold. Ndiyayazi lo nto. Kodwa okwangoku uphendula ngogonyamelo, kwaye esoyika, xa ndisondela kuye, nokuba athobekile kangakanani. Ndiyabuthanda ubumnene bukaHarold kwaye ndihlala ndiziva ndimnandi xa ndinaye naxa ndicinga ngaye. Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha ndizithiyile ngaphezu kokuba unokucinga ngeemvakalelo ezivusiweyo endizifumanayo xa ndibona ubuso bukaHarold obothusayo, obufanele ukuba buyinto efanayo uBOB ayibonayo xa endijonga. Ixhoba, likona. . . ukuthotywa isidima. . . wenze into yokudlala. Ndiyaqaphela ukuba ngaphezulu nangakumbi, kwaye ndicinga ukuba uBOB, xa, endityelela, ukuba andinakukhathaza okanye ndibuhlungu ngokwaneleyo mva nje.
Ndixelele uGqr.Jacoby ukuba ndilile kangangeeyure emva koko kuba ndiziva ndisoyika. Kwakuthatha phantse iyure yonke ukuthetha noHarold kuba ndandimenza oyike, kwanakwikhaya lakhe, ekuphela kwakhe indawo yokusabela. Kwaye emva koko ndaxelela uGqirha Jacoby ukuba isiqingatha sexesha ndilicaphukela kwaye lonke ixesha lindenza ndizive ndomelele kwaye ndishushu phakathi kwemilenze.
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Kwaye uloyiko oluye lwalawula mna
Awukwazi ukufikelela kum konke konke!
Ukuvavanya imida kunye nokugqobhoza
Akukho lungelo, akukho mpazamo, akukho mithetho kum ndikhululekile!
Kwaye ndiza kuvuka njengokusa
Makuhambe, kuyeke
Intombazana egqibeleleyo ihambile!
Ekukhanyeni kwemini
Vumela uqhwithela luqhubeke,
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