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Bendingalunganga. Undivile: bendiphazama. I-Countess iyatshata. Ndacinga ukuba iihagu ziya kubhabha, oomama bangaphantsi, kwaye uDonald Trump wayeza kuba nguMongameli ngaphambi kokuba u-Countess azinze kwaye athengise isihloko sakhe-isihloko sakhe esinexabiso, esichazayo ukuba ungubani - isimaphambili sikaNksk. Ewe, uTumpump waba nguMongameli, kwaye u-Countess uyatshata, kwaye andinakuyifaka intloko yam malunga nantoni na.
Ewe, mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba nam ndimbi njengoCarole ekuqikeleleni izinto. UCarole ungene kweli xesha lincinci njengenguqulelo yabasetyhini ye-MRA activist ehlala kwigumbi elingaphantsi likamama: inenekazi elinexesha elininzi ezandleni zalo. Ikhaya lakhe sele, njengoko esixelela, i-zoo yokuthambisa, kunye neekati ezimbini ezijoyina inja yakhe uMntwana. Ukwanomlutha wexesha lonyulo, esisiphumo esibi kuye nabani na ochitha imini yonke ebukele i-CNN kunye ne-MSNBC njengobomi babo buxhomekeke kuyo. Esinye isiphumo esisecaleni siqala ukuvakala njengabahlalutyi bezopolitiko kunye neepundits kunye nabaxeli abangxolayo omnye komnye kwiindaba zekhebula zokubetha.
Ke xa uCarole etyelele iBethenny, kubonakala ukuba uza kudibana neenjana ezintsha ezithandekayo zikaBethenny - iBiggie kunye neSmalls - uCarole akakwazi ukuzinqanda ekuthetheni ngesihloko asithandayo: unyulo. Andizukuthetha ngayo, uthembisa uBethenny. Ke, ngokwemvelo, uthetha ngayo. Uthathekile: uyahlalutya, uthumela i-tweeting, uqikelela. Ngoba? Kuba, njengoko esixelela, kanye eyintatheli, uhlala eyintatheli. Kodwa andiyithengi. Ukuzibamba kwakhe, ngakumbi kumabonwakude, uthetha kuhlobo lomntu kaCarole lobuchwephesha: ubukrelekrele bakhe. Nangona uCarole engakhange achaze ngokungangoko, ucinga ukuba ungoyena mfazi ukrelekrele kulo mboniso, ecaleni kukaBethenny noDorinda xa enganxilanga.
Ubungangamsha bokuphakama kukaCarole kulo mbandela baphuma kumaxesha ambalwa edlulileyo, xa uAviva etyhola uCarole ngokusebenzisa umbhali wesiporho. Kwaye uCarole, owayebonakala ngathi akanacharacteristically, wakhwaza kwaye wancitshiswa kwaye ngokubanzi wenza umonakalo omkhulu. UCarole ngu-pro-Hillary, kwaye ukholelwa ukuba uHillary uyinxalenye yezihlangu. Njengokuba unyulo ludlala, kwaye, njengoko sonke sisazi, uHillary ngokothusayo uyaluphulukana nolonyulo, ndicinga ukuba siza kumbona esombulula kancinci.
U-Bethenny ohluphekileyo kwafuneka ayifihle intloko yakhe ekhabhathini njengoko uCarole eqhubeka nokuqhuba, eguqukela kumboniso we-CNN wokhetho olukhethekileyo. Kodwa, ubuncinci ngokwezezimali, izinto zijonge phezulu kwi-SkinnyGirl yethu: uthengisa indlu yakhe ye-Tribeca awayehlala kuyo ex yakhe njengoko wayemxinile ngalo lonke ixesha lokugqibela awayenalo ngexesha lokuqhawula umtshato ixesha elide.
Ukuthengisa indlu? Lixesha leBravo crossover! UFrederick osuka Uludwe lwezigidi zeedola: eNew York ubuyile kwaye ulapha ukuthengisa iflophouse kaBethenny's Tribeca, aka iphupha lakhe langaphambili. U-Hee wayeyishiye kumngxunya: ifanitshala yakrazulwa, imigangatho egudileyo kunye neendonga. Kodwa uFrederick yindoda yomlingo kwaye walungiselela indlu ukuba ayithengise. UFrederick, wayenomdla omangalisayo, wenza ukuba kubonakale ngathi yimali. Ngokucacileyo, ithengisiwe ngosuku, imali egcweleyo, kunye nexabiso lokurekhoda. Ngenxa yokuba nguFrederick.
Ngokubhekisele kwi-Countess, endiza kuthi emva kwayo kuthiwe nguNkskz, unomdla kwaye uzimele njengentombazana yamabanga aphakamileyo eluthandweni. Utshata kwaye, othusayo, akukho mntu umenyiweyo ngaphandle kwe-mole ayithandayo kunye ne-sycophant: uDorinda. UNkosikazi ucacisa ukuba ufuna kuphela abantu apho abamthandayo kwaye abafuna okona kulungileyo kuye kwaye baya kuqinisekisa ukuba abayi kuza nedrama. Kwilizwe lokwenyani, yinto eqhelekileyo ukuba uyifune. Kodwa lo ngumhlaba wooMama basekhaya okwenyani: umdlalo weqonga ongakumbi, ixesha eliqinisekileyo lekhamera. Kwaye wonke umntu kwaba bafazi ufuna into enye, kwaye inye kuphela: ukuba kwikhamera yonke imini, yonke imihla. Ke kutheni bonke aba bafazi benqwenela ukungabinayo idrama kwiminyhadala yabo? Ayisiyo ngongoma leyo?
UDorinda, onwabele ukuthomalalisa uNkskz, ukhangela ixesha lokuhlengwa, kodwa sele eqalile: ubudlelwane bakhe noSonja busematyeni. Akafuni nokuva igama lakhe. Yeyiphi eyothusayo, kuba ibiziibesties kwisizini ephelileyo. Ndiyathetha, ngokuqinisekileyo, bekukho iintanda ngaphezulu: UDorinda wayezithoba kuSonja, uDorinda wala ukumamela uSonja okanye uvelana neemvakalelo zikaSonja. UDorinda wakhetha ukuncanca ukuya kubuntu obukhulu, obunamandla ngakumbi kwiqela elifana noBethenny kunye noNksk. Limvumela ukuba abonwe njengomenzi woxolo, njengoko bekucingelwa ukuba ngumakhi webhulorho.
Kodwa uDorinda wayefuna ukuqiniseka ukuba uyazilungelelanisa kwakhona noCarole, ke ngoko wacela ukulilela ukuxolelwa ngokuziphatha kwakhe kuCarole. Kwaye ngelixa kumnandi ukuba uDorinda angaliyeka elidlulileyo, kwaye unawo amandla okuxolela ngokwenyani (endaweni yokuba ndixolele kodwa ndingaze ndilibale ubudenge aba bafazi babonakala ngathi bahlala ngabo). Kodwa uyazi ukuba ukuba noCarole njengotshaba kulilize kuba uyintandokazi yabalandeli (i-tagline yakhe ibanga ukuba uphumelele ivoti ethandwayo).
Kwaye nangona uDorinda noSonja bengaphandle, uSonja akabonakali ephazamisekile kakhulu ngenxa yayo. USonja ulahliwe kumdlalo we-Broadway, upakisha malunga nendlu yakhe kwaye ngovuyo uhlamba iithoyi zakhe zokwabelana ngesondo kwindawo yakhe yokuhlamba iimpahla, kwaye naye kubonakala ngathi ungaphantsi kwe-hoarder njengoko enikela ngeempahla zakhe zokunxiba ukuze uphumelele. UBethenny ungunozakuzaku weSinxibo Sokuphumelela, kwaye ke undwendwela u-Sonja's corroding Grey Gardens househouse ukuze aqokelele iimpahla.
Iimpahla zakhe, ngokungathandabuzekiyo, ngumxube weeGafci ezikruqulayo, ezingenakulinganiswa, iisilika ezimfutshane, kunye nokumenyezela kukaBob Mackie. Njengokuba emi phakathi kobubukhazikhazi obumenyezelayo, uxelela uBethenny indlela awayemenyelwe ngayo emtshatweni kaLuann, kodwa wayenezicwangciso zokumisa iinqwelo-moya zokuya ePhuket, eThailand.
UBethenny, entlokweni yakhe ethethayo, uyazi eyona nyani: akukho mntu uya emtshatweni ngenxa yelungu lobudoda likaTom. Kwaye oko kungumgca osezantsi.
Kodwa ke, buyela kuDorinda. Kungenxa yokuba uDorinda noRamona luhlobo lukaDorinda endilithandayo, ngakumbi xa uRamona evuma ukonwabela uSlimy Johhny kumsitho wamva nje. URamona luhlobo lomntu onobuntu obungenangqondo obunyanzela abantu ukuba babe ngabona bantu babalaseleyo okanye abaziphethe kakubi. NgoRamona, uDorinda angawela kwindima yakhe yezwi-yesizathu, akwazi ukunceda uRamna athethe ngengxaki kaRamona noLuann, alungiselele uRamona yena kunye noLuann.
Isidlo sasemini, ewe, sasilele. Xa uNkskz engeniswa ngolwazi olubi, indlela yakhe yokufumana ulwazi kukufumana into engalunganga ngendlela ulwazi olwenziwe ngayo: uyakuthi umntu obize abantu ebusuku kakhulu, kwaye ebezingela ulwazi. Ngaba uRamona wakwenza oko? Ingayiyo. Kodwa uRamona uyayiphika, esithi, abantu bayanditsalela umnxeba. Zombini ezi meko zibonakala zinokuthenjwa, kodwa ayinamsebenzi: UNksk akayikhathalelanga inyaniso okanye malunga nokutyholwa komyeni wakhe. Uthandana kakhulu nombono womtshato, umbono wokuba nendoda yeendlela, onobomi abufunayo kwaye onokumnika indlela yokuphila avakalelwa kukuba uyifanele.
URamona, ngomzuzu omfutshane wokuqaqamba okucacileyo, utsho ngokucacileyo: vele uvume ukuba awukhathali. Oko akukhathazi ukuba uyaqhatha. Kucacile ukuba kunjalo. UNksk uzimisele ukungqina ukuba wonke umntu (mna ndibandakanyiwe) gwenxa kangangokuba ukhathalele kuphela isihloko sakhe se-Countess, ukuba ufumene isihloko esitsha sokuzibandakanya: isihloko somfazi. Kwaye akukho nto kwaye akukho mntu kwaye akukho nyaniso iya kumnqanda ekufezekiseni injongo yakhe.
Sifumana ukubona uNksk prance malunga nendlu entle kaTom enenenekazi lendoda. Ubuhle bakhe-nokuba buqhutywa bubuntu bukaTom obuthandekayo okanye kwenzeka ukuba abe nendlu efulelweyo, uNkskz ubonakala enomxholo njengoko ejonge ngaphaya kwethambeka kwisibhakabhaka sedolophu. Uhlala esofeni njengoko ecwangcisa umtshato wakhe wasentsomini, awufumananga ukuba ube nexesha lokuqala ukubala. Ngoku ukhangele phambili ekubeni nguNkosikazi D'Agostino. -Fayilishwe phantsi kwamagama andizange ndicinge ukuba ndiyakuva uNksk.
Inyaniso, ndonwabile ngaye. Kodwa masinyaniseke: UNksk akathandani nabantu, uthandana nezinto: izihloko, ubunewunewu, imali. Kwaye nangona eya kuhluthwa isihloko sakhe sobuxoki, uya kufaka indawo entsha eza kuqhubeka nokumnika isizathu sokugcwala kwaye abambelele. NguLuann lo, ngapha koko.
