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Isiqendu sokuqala se UMongameli wethu weKhathuni Ngexesha lokubonisa liqale nge-spoof ye- Fox kunye nabahlobo , Umabonwakude awuthandayo kamongameli uDonald Trump. Ukuthetha kwikhamera kwaku-co-anchor uBrian Kilmeade (bonke abalinganiswa yayiziikhathuni).
Mnu. Mongameli, vuka ukhanye! Utshilo uKilmeade. Kwaye ndiyakuthanda!
Isiqendu sesibini saqala nge-spoof kaSean Hannity, obonisa ixesha lakhe eliphambili kwiFox yinkqubo yesibini kaTrump eyintandokazi evekini.
Siqala ngokuhlwanje ngokulungiswa, utshilo uHannity. Kwiveki ephelileyo, ndithe imemo kaDevin Nunes ngamaxesha eWatergate aliwaka. Ngapha koko, yi-asteroid eyabulala iidinosaurs amaxesha asisigidi.
Kodwa ezona ndaba zilungileyo zekhebula kule mveliso ikhokelwe nguSteven Colbert isenokuba yile yayimalunga ne-MSNBC's uRachel Maddow kunye nengxelo yakhe yokuhlutha ebalisa. Umzobo oopopayiweyo wakhe wawulungile, nawo.
Iindaba zeLotta zokufika, utshilo uMaddow. Ukuphumelela okungaqhelekanga kulawulo lukaTrump. Kodwa, kuqala: Septemba, 1995. ENew York. EManhattan. UJFK Jr., unyana kaMongameli Kennedy kunye nenkosikazi yakhe, uJacqueline…
Kwaye ke uMaddow waqala ukuthetha ngecala kwakhona.
Ukuqikelelwa kwezinto ezahlukeneyo zebhayoloji kukhokelela emithini…
Ukuba UMongameli wethu weKhathuni Ukuncamathela ekunciphiseni iindaba zekhebula zeTV, inokufezekisa ubukhulu bayo kwisizini yayo yokuqala kwiziqendu ezili-10. Iziqendu ezibini zokuqala zidlalwe ngeCawe ephelileyo, kwaye ezinye zizakusasazwa ngeCawa ebusuku ngentsimbi yesi-8.
Nangona kunjalo, le nzame intsha ijika usapho lakwaTrump kunye nabasebenzi beNdlu ye-White House babe ngabalinganiswa ngokunyanzelwa okupheleleyo, okune-barreled sit-com sendup ethi izame ukuba nzima kakhulu ukwenza okuninzi. Kufana nokubukela IiSimpson ukuba ibhaliwe ngabasebenzi be Beavis kunye neButthead .
Ngamanye amaxesha iyasebenza. Umntu weTrump uvakaliswe ngokuqaqambileyo nguJeff Bergman. Ezinye zezona zinto zibalaseleyo zinenqaku leepathos, njengaxa iTrump ithembisa ukuphumelela i-State of the Union Idilesi.
Eyo ntswahla, izakuba nkulu, utshilo uTrump. Mkhulu kakhulu kangangokuba ekugqibeleni ungagcwalisa umngxuma osentliziyweni yam ushiywe ngutata wam ongenaluthando.
Emva kwexesha, ebhedini emva kwentetho, uTrump uxelela iNenekazi lokuqala, uMelania, ndiphumelele uMbuso weManyano, kwaye ngekhe ndikwenze ngaphandle kokuba uhlale uthule malunga ne-porn star endiyihlawuleleyo.
Kwitafile yesidlo sangokuhlwa kunye namanye amalungu osapho, uphendula xa uTrump ebuza ukuba luhambe njani usuku lwakhe.
Ewe ndivukile, utsho uMelania. Ndifumene ikofu. Ndabeka isanti emhlophe encinci kule kofu. Ndibulisile kulomkhosi. Ndathi, ‘NdinguMfazi Wokuqala.’ Emva koko ndaya ndenza ukulila kwam. Emva koko isidlo sasemini. Namhlanje, yayisisuphu. Emva koko, ukukhala ngakumbi. Emva koko, uEllen!
UMelania Trump ngumlinganiswa omncinci kulo mboniso kodwa onokuthi afumane incoko engakumbi kunye nemigca yokuceba. Ubuso bakhe buzotywe obobukumkanikazi abane kumgangatho wokudlala amakhadi.
Ilizwi lakhe lifana nelo likaNatasha, umhlola waseRashiya eRocky naseBullwinkle ngeminyaka yoo-1960. Ngaba ukho umntu okhumbula iDiary ka-Judy Agnew Diary kwi-National Lampoon ngexesha lolawulo lwe-Nixon yee-1970?
Lo mlingiswa woMama wokuqala unokukwazi ukuba ulungile. UTrump akasoze alikhumbule igama lakhe, wakumbiza ngokuba yiLaGuardia.
Kodwa umboniso ngokubanzi ufana nokubukela i-baseball slugger engathi ibethe ibaleke okanye ibaleke ngaphandle, akukho nto iphakathi. Isantya siphantse sashesha kakhulu. Amathumbu ahamba ngokukhawuleza njengeemoto kuhola wendlela ngoko akukho xesha lincinci lokunandipha ezilungileyo okanye ukugcuma ngenxa yezimbi.
UTrump ubonakaliswe njengomxube kaFred Flinstone, uRalph Kramden noHomer Simpson. Unyango loonyana abadala bakaTrump, uDon noEric, luthintela inkohlakalo. Umlingiswa weTed Cruz kufuneka uhlaziywe okanye uchithe. Ukuhlekisa malunga nokuhamba kancinci akufuneki kube yile nto inqabileyo.
Ndiyayonwabela nepunch ngamanye amaxesha kwi-butthole, u-Cruz uxelela uTrump. Ewe.
Abanye abadlali abancinci bahamba ngcono ngokubhengeza kancinci. Kukho uMitch McConnell ofileyo-ofezekileyo, ogcotya uTrump kunye nokuthetha ngumahluko wabo wokuqala.
Uguqukile kwikona kwaye wagqiba kwelokuba enze izinto ngendlela yaseWashington, utshilo uMcConnell, kwaye ndivumile ukuxabisa ukwanelisa isazela sam.
Eyona nto ingcono ngumlingiswa kaStephen Miller osele ekufanelekile ukuba aphume. UMiller ubhala i-State of the Union Idilesi kaTrump ngelixa enqunyanyisiwe phantse ehamba ze ngamagwegwe avela esilingini, ilaptop yakhe ingqongwe ngamakhandlela avuthayo.
UMiller uhambisa iskripthi kuTrump kunye nephepha lesihloko iGazi Horizon kwaye ufunda isicatshulwa kuye kwiOval Office.
Kwaye, yabona, ulwandle lwaseCaucasus luza kudilika kunxweme lwaseChicago, lujike iilwandle zeLake Michigan zibomvu ligazi labantu abangaphangeliyo ngokungaphangeliyo…
Kodwa eyona migca ilungileyo iya kwiiankile zeTV. Ikhefu leHannity lokuthengisa kunye nokuqhula okufana:
Xa ndibuya, mna noSebastian Gorka kwaye siza kutsiba umntu ophuphayo ndinqumle iRio Grande,
kwaye
Xa sibuya, mna noRudy Giuliani siza kuthetha ngogqirha omnyama, kwaye kamva, siza kujonga iflegi yaseMelika iphosa ibhola. Qengqa intengiso yokubambisa ngempahla!
Okwangoku, igama lokugqibela kufuneka liye ku-Kilmeade, onika uTrump kuphela u-9.9 kwisikali se-10 kwintetho yakhe yoMbuso. Njengoko ikhathuni iKilmeade ichaza:
Inxalenye encinci yobuchopho bam-kwaye incinci kakhulu-kodwa iyakhwaza ukuba konke oku akulunganga kwaphela.
