U-Inbar Lavi njengoMaddie, uRob Heaps njengo-Ezra, uParker Young njengoRichard, noMarianne Rendon njengoJules.U-Ed Araquel / uBravo Kukho inani elingenasiphelo lezinto ezisebenza kwi-alchemy eyimfihlakalo yokwenza uMboniso oLungileyo weTV. Njengomntu obhala ngomabonakude ukuze aphile, ndiphantse ndihlale ndinyanzelwa ukuba ndijikeleze uluhlu lwezinto endifanele ukuba ndizihlalutya: ukwenza, ukubhala, i-cinematografi, isandi, uburharha, isinxibo, njl. Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha, ngamanye amaxesha Kunzima oko. Ngamanye amaxesha umboniso ulungile kuba awunakuyeka ukuwubukela, kuba uyabakhathalela abalinganiswa kwaye ufuna ukwazi ukuba kwenzeka ntoni emva koko. Zonke ezi zinto sele zikhankanyiwe ziyahlangana ngokudibeneyo, ziyanyamalala ziphelele kwaye zenza into eyonwabisayo, i-goddammit.
Injalo imeko nge Abakhohlisi kwiBravo, eyothusayo endiyithandayo kumabonwakude kulo nyaka, uthotho olubhaliweyo olulandelayo uEzra (Rob Heaps) ngenyanga emtshatweni wakhe kunye nobuhle baseBelgium u-Ava, othe wanyamalala ngesiquphe nayo yonke imali yakhe washiya ividiyo echaza ukuba uAva akazange abekho ngaphandle ixesha elide.
I-Ava ngenene nguMaddie (Inbar Lavi), onkhondo lakhe ekujoliswe kulo libandakanya uhlobo lwe-jock Richard (Parker Young). KuRichard, waba nguAlice, unxweme olusempuma blonde owamisa u-Richard's ego ngeengcinga zakhe zokuba yi-senator.
La madoda mabini, aphuke intliziyo kwaye aphelelwe lixesha aqhekeza, abhangqa ukuze afumane umfazi ozenza ngathi ungumfazi wamaphupha abo.
Sisiseko esihle, kodwa esinokuthi sehle kwi-opera yesepha ezandleni ezingenamandla kangako. Iyelenqe le Abakhohlisi Igcwele isimanga, kodwa mhlawumbi eyona nto yandothusa kakhulu yindlela ekubhale ngayo okubukhali. Ngokukodwa xa u-Uma Thurman ebonakala kwindima ephindaphindayo, nokuba umgxeki kamabonwakude ogqithileyo njengam ebengenakukunceda kodwa ukonwabele ukukhwela.
QAPHELA : Ke loluphi ulwalamano lwakho lokwenyani?
IIMPAWU ZOBUTHO: Intombi yam yokuqala ndabuza xa ndandineminyaka eyi-16 esikolweni, kwaye emva komhla onesiqingatha, wathi, Ndingaba nelizwi nceda? kwaye asizange sincamisane, sasingekenzi nto. Kwaye bendicinga, Yiyo le, ekugqibeleni siyakuphuza, ekugqibeleni siza kumanga. Uye wahamba, ndicinga ukuba ndiyakuthanda nje njengomhlobo? Kwaye ndiyaliva igazi liza nje ebusweni bam yayiyeyona nto imbi kakhulu. Kwaye emva koko kunjalo, sisikolo ukuze wonke umntu athethe ngaso. Ndikhumbula usuku lonke, bendidlala umbhoxo kwaye abantu bebehleka kum ebaleni.
UKUHLAMBA IBHARI: Ndininzi kakhulu. Ndicinga ukuba eyona imbi kakhulu yeyokugqibela — ndafumanisa ukuba umfana endithandana naye oneminyaka esixhenxe ubonile omnye wabahlobo bam abalungileyo emva kwam, kwaye oko kwandidiliza. Yayingumntu endimthembileyo ngokupheleleyo, kwaye ndandivale amehlo, andizange ndibone kusiza, kwaye ndandimthemba ngokupheleleyo, kwaye yandophula nje. Wayefana nomyeni wam, uyazi, iqabane lam umhlobo wam osenyongweni, usapho lwam. Enye ilula kancinci-ndiyakhumbula ukuba bendimthanda kakhulu lomfo kwaye besithandana kancinci kwaye bendicinga ukuba sizakutshata kwaye sizale abantwana! Kwaye sithandana iinyanga ezimbini kwaye wandicela ukuba ndize endlwini yakhe wathi, Kufuneka sithethe, kwaye bendifana, Oh fuck. Ndize endlwini yakhe kwaye wayefana, andicingi ukuba le nto izakulunga, kwaye xa wayethetha oku, kwankqonkqozwa emnyango, wayalela ukuba kukhutshwe indawo edibeneyo yenkukhu eqhotsiweyo, kwaye Ndime nje ndimlindile ukuba abhatale umfana aze afumane inkukhu. Emva koko umfana ohambisayo uye wemka kwaye bekuthe cwaka egumbini, kwaye ndithe, Qhubeka kanye, thatha inkukhu yakho etshisayo. Ukubulala.
UMPAKI OMNCINANE: Ndiye ngokwenene kuphela kubudlelwane omnye ebomini bam. Kodwa besinamaxesha okuhamba nokucima, kwaye ngexesha labo lokuziva baziva ngathi kukuqhekeka okubi. Ndiphule umnyango kwintombazana yam nomnye umfana. Ehlombe. Ndandinaso isipho seKrisimesi kuye ndinomsesane ngaphantsi komthi weKrisimesi.
Oh Thixo wam. Kulungile, ukukhanya kancinci-yintoni oyithandayo ye-rom-com?
UTSHA : INgonyama yeNgonyama.
IIMFULELO : Bambi! [Ehleka]. Unemeyile. Ndisoloko ndithanda kakhulu. Ndiyayithanda indlela ekungafanelekanga ngayo ngoku kuba isekwe kolu luvo lokuba i-imeyile ithatha ngathi, iintsuku ezimbini ukuthumela nokuvula. Ke ndinendawo ethambileyo yalonto.
Ukuhlamba : Ndiyathanda Ukulibala uSarah Marshall. Ndicinga ukuba iyahlekisa.
Ujongeka kakhulu njengoMila Kunis.
Ukuhlamba : Ndiyifumana kakhulu. 
Inbar Lavi njengoMaddie njengoSafronUDean Buscher / iBravo
Ke zeziphi i-doppelganger enizifumanayo?
IIMFULELO : UParker oselula
UTSHA : Rob Izifumba
Ukuhlamba : Ngaba uRob akabonakali njengoHugh Grant?
IIMFULELO : Ndifumana abantu abohlukeneyo kakhulu. UAndy Samberg, ndiyifumana kancinci.
Ukuhlamba : Ndicinga ukuba uParker ujongeka kancinci njengoTom Cruise ngamanye amaxesha. Yiyo nje i-swag.
IIMFULELO : Babenengxaki yokuphosa eyakhe indawo kuba xa umlinganiswa engena kuqala, isicatshulwa sithi Uvula umnyango kwaye kukho lomfo umi phaya ofana noRobert Redford omncinci. Kwaye uyazi, le yayiyeyona nto ibalaseleyo esinokuyenza.
Ke, ngaphandle kokungangqinelani okukhulu komzimba, zeziphi izinto ezifanayo phakathi kwakho nabalinganiswa bakho?
IIMFULELO : UmYuda, andingomYuda. WaseMelika, andinguye waseMelika. Kuyafana ngaphandle kwaleyo.
UTSHA : Ndiyinkwenkwe. Umlingiswa wam wayedlala imidlalo kakhulu kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo kwaye nam ndenza njalo.
Ukuhlamba : Ndicinga ukuba uRichard ubeke i-facade yalo mfo onzima, kodwa ngaphakathi ngaphakathi ulungile kwaye uyathandana, kwaye ndabona okuninzi eParker kulo lonke ixesha lonyaka. 
URob Heaps njengo-Ezra, Inbar Lavi njengoMaddie njengoAvaU-Eike Schroter / uBravo
Ngowuphi umntu kaMaddie onxibelelana kakhulu naye, Inbar?
Ukuhlamba : Ndinxibelelana nabo bonke, kwizinto ezahlukeneyo. Zizo zonke iinguqulelo ezahlukeneyo zam, kwaye ndafumana uninzi lwazo kum kulo lonke ixesha ebelimnandi ukufumanisa. Ndicinga ukuba uMaddie ngoyena ndoqo, kwaye ndicinga ukuba ndimazi kakhulu — umntu onqwenela ukubaleka nokubaleka kunye nokuzonwabisa ngokuhlala kwiindawo ezahlukeneyo nokuba ngabantu abahlukeneyo ngalo lonke ixesha, kanti ke unxanelwe indawo fowunela ekhaya kwaye ufumane ezinye iingcambu kwenye indawo.
Ngaba uhlala usazi ukuba ufuna ukuba ngumdlali weqonga?
Ukuhlamba : Nda. Andikhumbuli ixesha endandingafuni ukuba ngumdlali weqonga. Ndikhumbula yonke ikeyiki endiyifumene ngomhla wokuzalwa, xa kufuneka ndivale amehlo kwaye ndenze umnqweno, bendizocela abazali bam bafumane uqhawulo-mtshato, kwaye ndicele ukuba ngumdlali weqonga.
UTSHA : Ndihlala ndidlala ngathi, kakhulu, kwaye ndifuna ukuba yiarhente eyimfihlo okanye i-ninja. Ungaze uzinze kwenye, kodwa uthathe isigqibo sokuba kuya kuba mnandi ukuzenzisa.
Ke ngoku ingangumculi onjani owenza ngathi ubaluleke kakhulu kuwe t enye ikhangeleka njani?
Ukuhlamba : uyazi into enomdla, kwaye [bonisa abadali u-Adam Brooks kunye noPaul Adelstein] baqhubeke nokuphinda oku, ayisiyiyo kwaphela into esifuna ukuba iqabane lethu libukeke-yilento sifuna ukubukeka xa besondele kuthi. Konke kukuzingca ekupheleni kosuku. Ke, ngoRichard, waziva ekrelekrele kwaye enamandla ngoAlice engalweni yakhe. Imalunga nendlela amjonga ngayo, kunye nendlela emenza azive ngayo. Konke malunga nokubonakaliswa.
Ke umntu kaMaddie angamenza azive njani? Ufuna ukuba ngubani?
Ukuhlamba : Nguye kanye lo mbuzo kufuneka azibuze wona. Akanalo nofifi, kwaye yile nto ndiyathemba ukuba ababukeli bethu bayakwazi ukuzibuza-ngubani abafuna ukuba?
Ke loluphi utshintsho lwakho lomzimba oluthandayo?
Ukuhlamba : Ukuzijonga, umlinganiswa endiziva ndimhle kakhulu kuye mhlawumbi nguAva. UAlice wayeliphupha elizalisekileyo — ndiyintombazana engumJuda kwa-Israyeli eneempawu zobumnyama ezimnyama ngokwenene, ndaye ndaba blonde ngamehlo aluhlaza. Ndaziva njengoJennifer Aniston usuku kwaye oko kwakumangalisa. Kodwa ngokwasemzimbeni, ukuya morph kwiCeCe, yayiyeyona nto indonwabisayo kakhulu kuba wayehluke kakhulu kuye nawuphi na umlinganiswa endandimelwe kukudlala, kwaye ukhululekile kakhulu kwaye ukhululekile kwaye unemvukelo.
Ngaba ubusele uyayazi indlela yokwenza isandi saseBelgium [seAva]? Ukwazi njani ukuba isandi saseBelgium sivakala njani?
Ukuhlamba : Yinto ethambileyo encinci, kwaye inonyani kunesiFrentshi.
IIMFULELO : Yile nto kanye ayithethayo uEzra kumboniso!
Ukuhlamba : Kodwa yinyani! Ndicinga i-aksenti yase-Israeli, ukuba uyayilungisa kancinci, ingavakala isiFrentshi esincinci, kwaye umakhulu wam wathetha isiFrentshi kunye nesiArabhu endlini, ke bendisele ndinayo. Kodwa kwiBelgian, ndaye ndenza uqeqesho kunye nomqeqeshi wethu omangalisayo eVancouver. 
URob Heaps njengo-Ezra, uParker oselula njengoRichardU-Ed Araquel / uBravo
Rob, ngaba ubufuna uqeqesho kwisimbo saseMelika okanye ubusele uyi-ace?
IIMFULELO : Kwakungagqibekanga. Kwakulungile, kodwa sasinabaqeqeshi ababesemagqabini. Ndimamele iipodcast ezininzi- Uyenzile ukuba ingumnqa noPete Holmes? Ndiyazifela ngayo. Kuyamangalisa kuba kwangaxeshanye kuthathwa umboniso wethu, ebekwi-podcast yakhe, bendikhe ndacholwa kuba unalo mboniso mtsha, Ukuphazamiseka Kwi-HBO. Kwaye iiposta zakhe ziphakamile kunye neepowusta zethu.
Ke yayiyintoni imisebenzi yakho yokuqala?
IIMFULELO : Bendi leta, kwihotele ekufutshane nalapho ndihlala khona. Kodwa babenento apho iindwendwe zihlala khona iveki yonke, ke uya kwazi iindwendwe-wenza isidlo sangokuhlwa kunye nesidlo sakusasa kangangeentsuku ezintlanu. Ke uya kufumana iingcebiso ezinkulu ngentsasa yangoLwesihlanu xa wonke umntu eza kujonga. Ndandisoyika. Ndandineminyaka elishumi elinesithandathu. Ndisoloko ndilahla izinto. Bendiphethe ibhaskiti yokusika egcwele ngokupheleleyo endleleni eya kwindawo yokuhlamba izitya, ndaza ndalahla loo nto. Awuyi kukholwa isandi. Kwakunjengokuqhambuka kwesiqhushumbisi. Ndikhumbula ikhulu leendwendwe kwindawo yokutyela zithe cwaka kwaye wonke umntu endijongile.
UTSHA Ndasebenza kwivenkile ethengisa intengiso. Ndandijola nentombazana endadibana nayo kwikhefu losapho kwaye ngelo xesha yayifana nobuso bukaAbercrombie, ke uya emall kwaye yayingowona mfanekiso mkhulu xa uhamba emnyango. Ke ngelaxesha bekukho la shit kuhle. Ndisebenza evenkileni. Akukho namnye wabafana abangenanto.
Ukuhlamba Ndasebenza kwivenkile yevidiyo xa ndandineminyaka elishumi elinesithathu, kwaye leyo yayiyindlela yam yokufunda isiNgesi. Ivenkile yabizwa ngokuba yiVideo Giant, ngesiHebhere, kwaye bangena phantsi xa iBlockbuster iphuma, kodwa ndasebenza apho iminyaka emine, kwaye ndiza kuthatha nje ikhasethi yevidiyo endinokufumana kuyo. Umama wam uya kufumana isixa seethephu phantsi kwebhedi yam nakwigunjana lam.
Yeyiphi imuvi oyirente kakhulu?
Ndandikwishumi elivisayo! Ndiyintombazana eneminyaka elishumi elinesithathu ubudala. ndibukele Akukho nto lonke ixesha. Bendihlala ndicinga malunga nokukwazi ukudlala indima enjalo. Uyabona ukuba ndibukeka njani-bendicinga ukuba ngekhe ndikwazi ukudlala indawo yeCher. Kwaye ke ndafumana le ndima, ke amaphupha ayazaliseka, bantwana!
Ke zeziphi ezinye iindima zamaphupha onazo?
Ukuhlamba : Ndihlala ndifuna ukuzisa uJasmine Aladdin ebomini. Ndingathanda ukwenza u-Aladdin, kodwa nditshintshe iindima, ndenze uJasmine njengentombazana ebaleka ezitalatweni kwaye ibile ii-apile kwaye ibe ngumkhwabanisi, kwaye bendiya kumfumana ukuba afumane isibane kwaye afumane i-genie.
ROB : Yeyona mpendulo ikhethiweyo, kodwa iHamlet. Wonke umntu uthi iHamlet, kodwa yindima enayo yonke into.
UTSHA : USimba, osuka Ingonyama King.
Olona hlazo lukhulu lwothando ngalo lonke ixesha!
* * *
'Abenzi' 'bangoLwesibini nge-10 / 9c kwiBravo
