Faka igalelo kwi- $ 1 ukuvuselela ubulungu bakho obugcinayo bango-2018 ngaphambi kwentsimbi ye-11: 59 PM NGOKUHLWA.UKaitlyn Flannagan / uMqwalaseli Umhlobo wam ufuna idola. Ngokwenyani, mandiphinde ndichaze: uMhlobo ufuna i- $ 1. Ikomkhulu u-F libalulekile, nangona bendingazokumbiza ncam umhlobo WAM. Ufana nomntu oqhelene kakhulu naye endimazi nge-Twitter. Kodwa ngokutsho kwakhe, idola yam-epokothweni yakhe-izothumela umothuko kwihlabathi liphela.
Ngelishwa kuMongameli uDonald Trump, ndihlwempuzekile; Nangona kunjalo, ndinokuba notyekelo lokunikela ngedola ukuba ingamnceda ukuphinda aqeshe umyili onobuchule obuthile owenza ukuba iphulo likaTrump li-imeyile libonakale linobungcali kangangeveki-de abe yena, mhlawumbi, wagxothwa.
Ewe, Sihlobo, lixesha lokuba singene kwaye (ubuncinci sizame) ukukhupha ii-imeyile ezinobundlobongela nezihlala zikhohlakele ezithunyelwa liqela likaTrump / iqela / usapho rhoqo kubaxhasi beMAGA.
UDonald Trump Unabahlobo-Mhlawumbi, Ngokuqinisekileyo, Mhlawumbi
Masiqale uhambo lwethu ngokujongana nokusetyenziswa ngokungathandabuzekiyo kwephulo igama elithi Mhlobo (njalo, uhlala ebanjiwe).
Kuya kubonakala ngathi yonke ingxwabangxwaba yeWhite House kunye nengeniso yeWest Wing ishiye umongameli wethu edanile kwaye enesithukuthezi-yonke i-imeyile enye endiye ndayihlalutya (i-63 iyonke, ukuqala nge-31 kaMatshi ngo-2017) ikhokelela kumbuliso, Mhlobo. Nangona kunjalo, i-imeyile yephulo likaTrump ithunyelwe ngo-Epreli 7, kunye nomxholo wedwa, iyandiqinisekisa ukuba oku akunjalo . 
Isihloko: YedwaIKomiti yeSizwe yeRiphabhlikhi
Nangona kufanelekile, kubonakala ngathi uTrump usadinga ukuba ndenze igalelo nge-1, ukuba ndifuna aqhubeke nohambo lobongameli hayi ndedwa.
Yintoni eyona nto ingaziwayo kunale imeyile ingentla kukuba iphulo lakhe lathumela i-EMAIL EFANELEKILEYO NGOKUPHELELEYO kwiiyure ezingama-24 kamva ngo-Epreli 8-eli xesha kuphela elinomxholo wokubonisa iindaba.
Imihla ebekiweyo ifile ngokwenyani (#RIP)
Isihloko: Bonisa amajelo eendabaIKomiti yeSizwe yeRiphabhlikhi Qaphela nantoni na engaqhelekanga malunga nezo imeyile ezifanayo ezithunyelwe ngaphandle kweentsuku ezimbini? 
(I-Emojis yongezwa nguMbonisi.)IKomiti yeSizwe yeRiphabhlikhi
Ngoku, andazi ukuba umququzeleli we-imeyile kaTrump akaliqondi ixesha okanye ukuba ixesha alisekho, kodwa apha ngentla ngaphambi kwentsimbi ye-9: 30 NGOKUPHELELEYO umhla wokugqibela awuzange ube yinto enzima ngokwenene… Kwiintsuku ezintathu kamva, ikhonkco ukunikela kwiKomidi eliGunyazisiweyo leKomiti yeLizwe yeRiphabhlikhi yeKomkhulu leTrump (asazi ukuba oko kuthetha ntoni) NAKUTSHO, Ndicela wenze igalelo ekuvuseleleni ubuLungu obugcinayo be-2018 ngaphambi kwe-9: 30 PM NGOBUSUKU ungene kuluhlu lwam olulandelayo oluhlaziyiweyo lwamalungu .
Nge-11 ka-Epreli, loo mhla ubekiweyo watshintshelwa ku-11: 59 PM NGOBUSUKU-umhla ocacileyo ocacileyo, ngokucacileyo-owathi emva koko watshintshelwa ku-9: 00 PM NGOBUSUKU iintsuku ezimbalwa (ngo-Epreli 17 ukuya ku-19), ngaphambi kokuba abuyele ku-11: I-59 PM kwi-imeyile zamaphulo akutshanje nakwindawo yokunikela. 
Elinye lamaphepha amaninzi okufika komnikelo kaDonald Trump.IKomiti yeSizwe yeRiphabhlikhi
Imihla, amaxesha, amaxesha amisiweyo: akukho nto ibalulekileyo nangakumbi.
Igrama eyiyo yeyona Ndaba yeXoki FAKILEyo phaya
Ingakumbi amagama… amagama ngokuqinisekileyo awabalulekanga. Zizinto nje ezingenangqondo zexesha lika-Obama.
Kwiminyaka yangaphambi kukaTrump, igama ngokuhlwanje (okanye NGOBUSUKU, ukuba ukhetha) lichaze ngokuhlwa kosuku lwanamhlanje. Ngoku, ngokuhlwanje ngonaphakade, kwaye ndilapha ndikhangela eyona migaqo isisiseko kwiwebhusayithi kaMerriam-Webster ukuqinisekisa ukuba andiphambananga.
Umhlobo wayethetha into ethile. Oonobumba abakhulu abasetyenzisiweyo ukumisela igama njengolokuqala kwisivakalisi okanye kwisibizo esifanelekileyo. Kodwa kwihlabathi likaTrump, uMhlobo usisiphelo nje sesikhahlelo.Kukho imibala ye Akukho Lizwe laMadoda amadala UJavier Bardem, thabatha i -o. 
Isihloko: Eli lithuba lakho lokugqibela (i-Emoji yongezwa nguMbonisi.)IKomiti yeSizwe yeRiphabhlikhi
UMongameli ucele uluhlu lomntu wonke ohlaziya ubulungu babo, kwaye sifuna ukuqiniseka ukuba igama lakho likolo luhlu, Mhlobo, ufunda i-imeyile kaSeptemba 2017 etyikitywe liQela uTrump. Ngoku, uluvo lokuba uTrump ufunda uluhlu olunamagama abo bonke abantu abanegalelo kwiphulo lakhe lihlekisa ngeyona ndlela, kodwa ngokunyanisekileyo, isoyikiso esinobunzima sanele ngokwaneleyo ukugcina imali yam epokothweni.
Izintlu zamagama zeGestapo kunye neSanta Claus, kwaye andiyiboni iTump ikhuphuka phantsi nayiphi na iitshimini ukusasaza iholide. Kwaye, ubuhlobo abuhlali budinga inombolo yekhadi letyala okanye idilesi efanelekileyo yokuhlawula.
Kwaye, ukuba ngaba sele ulibele, ezi zii-imeyile azithumela kubaxhasi BAKHE. 
Isihloko: Abasekho emva kwamIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Abahlobo abavumeli Abahlobo basebenzise igrama engalunganga, kodwa ukuba ndifunde nantoni na ngokudibanisa i-imeyile yomkhankaso kaTrump, kukuba loo nto EMPHASIS kumagama athile ayisiyiyo kuphelaKulungilekodwa.
Amathoyizi kaTrump! Fumana i-Ya Trump Toys Apha!
Kunyaka ophelileyo, injongo ye-imeyile yephulo likaTrump ibonakala ngathi iguqukile.
Kwangoko i-2017 yayilixesha lokufumana imali ngokucacileyo. Eyona nto siyithandayo? Ukuthengiswa kwephakheji esemthethweni yeTrump tailgate package (iimvakalelo zikamongameli zobuqu kwibhola ekhatywayo ziyagwetywa). 
Isihloko: I-TRUMP TAILGATEIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Kwakukho ukhuphiswano lokuphumelela enye yeefoto zokuvulwa ezintlanu ezisayinwe nguTrump (igalelo nje le- $ 1 yiyo yonke into oyifunayo UKUNGENELA UKUZE UPHUMELELE ISIQENDU SOMBALI). 
Isihloko: Ndizisayine ngokwam iifoto zoMsitho wethuIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Kwakukho intengiso yoSuku lwaBasebenzi… 
Isihloko: 25% isaphulelo kule mpelaveki!Ixilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Intengiso yePasika (iKhowudi yokuNyusa: BUNNY)… 
Isihloko: Hop kwintengiso yePasika…Ixilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Ityala loHlelo oluNqunyelweyo, elenziwe eMelika, iMedali kaMongameli weSikhumbuzo (ngokukodwa isilela kwinxalenye ehamba entanyeni yakho)… 
Isihloko: IiMedical Presidential Medals zilaphaIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Kwaye ukufika kweekomityi ezisemthethweni zeTrump-Pence 45 (sizigcinele wena ngokukodwa!). 
Isihloko: IiTrump ezintsha zeTrump-Pence ezingama-45 zilaphaIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Nangona kunjalo, into eqale njengonyuselo lokuthengisa * ngokuthe ngcembe lwatshintshela kwimigaqo-nkqubo, izikhalazo zopolitiko kunye neepolitiki (ngaphandle kokukhetha, kodwa sizakufika emva koko).
Ukuhlaziywa kwezopolitiko kwi-imeyile yePhulo likaTrump ngokuchasene neLizwe liphela
Ii-imeyile zamva nje zindicelile ukuba ndityikitye izicelo zokwakha udonga, ukuphelisa i-lottery ye-visa eyahlukeneyo, ukuxhasa ii-Pro-American Tax Cuts, kunye nokuxelela iiLiberal: YEKA UKWAKHA.
Kule veki, uTrump uthethe nesimangalo se-DNC, endiqinisekisa ukuba AKUKHO BUNGQINA BOKUXHUMANISA. Uyazi, kuba kulula ukukholelwa izinto ezikhwazwa kuwe kuzo zonke ii-cap. 
Isihloko: Iidemokhrasi zihlambalaza iMelikaIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Umongameli naye wakhawuleza watsibela kuhlaselo lukaJames Comey kwiveki ephelileyo, emva kokukhutshwa kwencwadi yomlawuli wangaphambili we-FBI, Ukunyaniseka okuphezulu . Ngapha koko, u-Comey akafumananga enye-kodwa zimbini-ii-imeyile zokuhlaselwa. Umgca wokuqala wesifundo: JAMES COMEY 
Isihloko: JAMES COMEYIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Umzuzwana? Iza kunye noMhlobo. (Ngokwam, umxholo wam endiwuthandayo kuzo zonke ii-imeyile endizivavanyileyo.) 
Isihloko: re: Comey vs. FriendIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Uvoto oluPhezulu lwezeNzululwazi
Eli phulo likwathumela ii-polls-ezenziwe liQela eliSemthethweni lokuVota ngokuVota-ngokundicela ukuba ndilinganise ukusebenza kukaMongameli uTrump. Iinketho zam? Kukhulu, kulungile, kulungile kunye nezinye. Hmmmm… Kubonakala ngathi yamkela ingxelo engalunganga. 
Isihloko: INKQUBO ENTSHA ENKULUIKomiti yeSizwe yeRiphabhlikhi
Ukuvunywa kokuvunywa, ngokwenene.
UDonald Trump kunye noMike Pence: Abafana ababini basendle nabaPhambeneyo… Ndiyaqikelela
Njengoko bekutshiwo ngaphambili, bekukho enye into ebaluleke kakhulu kwiinzame zikaTrump zokutyhala umgaqo-nkqubo ngaphezulu kwemveliso ngokusebenzisa ii-imeyile zakhe. Ukuthumela konke ukuzingelwa kwamagqwirha, ipropaganda yesilo sogxobhozo yinto enye; ukuzama ukundenza ndihlale noDonald Trump-okanye uMike Pence! -enye into iyonke.
Ukusukela nge-13 ka-Epreli, ndifumene ii-imeyile ezisixhenxe ezahlukeneyo endimemela ukuba ndithathe inxaxheba kwii-sweepstakes ezintathu ezahlukeneyo. 
Isihloko: Ngaba uya kuba lapho?IKomiti yeSizwe yeRiphabhlikhi
Ngegalelo le- $ 1, ndingangenela ithuba lokuphumelela intlanganiso noTrump eFlorida. Ngokuqinisekileyo uya kuthatha isithombe kunye nomninimzi, kodwa nangona umgca omnye wesifundo ofundwayo, Ngaba uza kudla?, Nokuba uya kuphumelela isidlo sangempela kunye nomongameli uhlala engacacanga. 
Isihloko: Ngaba uza kudla isidlo sangokuhlwa?IKomiti yeSizwe yeRiphabhlikhi
Eli phulo ngokucacileyo lifuna ukuba ndingenele olu khuphiswano. Kakhulu kangangokuba ngandlela thile ndivule ungeno olukhethekileyo oluphindwe kabini (umkhondo? Mhlawumbi uDean Wormer ngoyena ubangela zonke ezi zinto ??). Njengazo zonke izinto eTrumpland, kukho umhla wokugqibela, kodwa akunamsebenzi. Ndisenako ukungena. Okukhona ndifunda ngale sweepstakes ethile, kokukhona ndiqinisekile ukuba ophumeleleyo uya kufumana isidlo sangokuhlwa-ukugcinwa kwindawo yokutyela kunye nako konke-kodwa hayi ngoTrump. 
Isihloko: Ukungena kabini kuweIKomiti yeSizwe yeRiphabhlikhi
Ngenxaso-mali eyahlukileyo eyi- $ 1, ngendangena kwi-sweepstakes ukuba ndiye kutya isidlo sangokuhlwa noMike Pence. Mhlawumbi ngenxa yokuba eyi-VP ephakamayo hayi i-fly-by-seat-of-his-pants-Prez, isidlo sangokuhlwa sikaPence ngenene sichaze umhla wokubhukisha, ngo-Epreli 20, endicinga ukuba uthetha ukuba umhla wokugqibela sele udlulile. 
Isihloko: Ukubekelwa isidlo sangokuhlwa: Epreli 20Ixilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Kodwa ngokunyaniseka, mhlawumbi wayethetha ngo-Epreli 20, 2019. Ngubani owaziyo? Yintoni? 
Isihloko: Ulibele ukungena?Ixilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Uthetha ubuxoki obucacileyo kuzo zombini ii-imeyile ezikhuthaza ukhuphiswano, kwaye ngobubele wazithemba ngokwakhe kumyalezo ngamnye. Ufanele ukuxabisa ukungqinelana! Awuyiboni? Kulapho .. ecaleni kwamadoda, kodwa ngekhe ibandakanywe konke konke ukuba uPence wayeyibhalele i-imeyile ngokwakhe. Ewe, ndithetha ngabafazi.
Phambi kokuba wonke umntu abe nomsindo ngale ngxelo inye kuba… ¯ _ (ツ) _ / ¯… ubufazi, kufuneka uyazi ukuba UMike Pence uyabacaphukela abafazi . NGOKUQINISEKILEYO akanathemba lokudibana nabantu ababhinqileyo abangomfazi wakhe kwisidlo sangokuhlwa. Isikhundla sakhe kumalungelo abasetyhini siphelelwe lixesha kangangokuba ubizwa ngokuba ngowoyikiso olukhulu kwabasetyhini kwisizukulwana. Nditshi nje. 
Isihloko: Olu luvo olungcono kakhuluIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
I-sweepstakes yokugqibela kamongameli ngo-Epreli yayiphendula isidlo sangokuhlwa se-White House Correspondents Dinner, apho uTrump waphinda walitsiba. NjengoBrett Samuels I-Hill iqaphele , UTrump ukhethe ukugxila ekunyuseni ingxowa mali ngephulo lokuhlasela i-imeyile yeendaba ezingeyonyani. Endaweni yesidlo sangokuhlwa, wagqiba kwelokuba abhabhe aphumelele omnye onethamsanqa aye eMichigan kwirali kunye nefoto-kunye, wenza inqaku lokukhankanya ukuba uyakumbeka loo mntu ehotele. 
Isihloko: Ulibele ukungena?Ixilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Kulungile, ulungile. Ewe kunjalo, kuya kufuneka uncedise kwenye idola ukuze ucinge ngokungena kukhuphiswano.
( Inqaku elisecaleni: Ukuba ungumxhasi wangempela kaTrump kwaye ufunde oku kude, HAYI! Nikela okungenani i-1 yedola kwiakhawunti yam yeVenmo yobuqu, kwaye uya kufakwa kwithuba lokudibana nam. Andizukukhathalela naziphi na iindleko zokuhamba kwaye ifoto ayiqinisekiswanga.)
Uyenza njani incwadana yeDummies
Ngelixa umgangatho / ukungaguquguquki / ukuchaneka komxholo kwii-imeyile zikaTrump kunokuba (ithiyori) zisenokuphikisana, ii-aesthetics azikho.
Yenziwe ngokucacileyo eshedini ngokukhanya okungalunganga ngexesha lokuqala kweminyaka yee-1980, imiyalezo ngokwazo ayikholisi iliso. Ukusuka kulwakhiwo, kukhetho lwefonti, ukuya kumabinzana abhalwe ngokungacacanga kwaye abonakalisiwe, ii-imeyile zikaTrump zikhangeleka ngathi zilandelwe emva kweenwele zakhe- zimbi nje. 
Isihloko: Uyinxalenye kule ntoIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Malunga neveki ngoSeptemba 2017, itshintshile… Kwakukho imifanekiso kunye neefoto kunye nee-GIFs kunye nokufana kokungcamla kobugcisa. 
Isihloko: Umyalezo wethu oya kwiDemokhrasi…Ixilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Sinokucinga nje ukuba nabani na owadala ezo imeyile wakhutshwa ngoko nangoko ngenxa yokusilela ukudala isiphithiphithi esibonakalayo esihambelana nothotho lukaTrump olunjenge-Twitter. Ngokukhawuleza nje ukuba ii-imeyile ezintle ziye zavela, zanyamalala ngokukhawuleza.
Ngaba yayinguMbindi Merika ifuna indlela ethe kratya yokuya kwimicimbi yabo yobongameli? Ngaba yayingumfundi ongalawulekiyo ogqibe ekubeni enze jazz imiyalezo kaTrump kumzamo wokugqibela wokuchasa? Sisenokungazi.
Ngaphandle kwembambano emfutshane yokukhulelwa ngobuchule, ii-imeyile zomkhankaso kaTrump ziye zahlala ziipesenti ezingama-100 zihambelana kwindawo enye-ithoni. 
Isihloko: SIYAFUNA UDONGAIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Iphulo le-imeyile lifunde ngokuchanekileyo njengeetweets zikamongameli, ezichaphazela kakhulu, zinomtsalane kakhulu okanye zombini. Bahlawulwa yiTrump Yenza iMelika ukuba ibe yiKomiti ePhindi kwakhona, ikomiti edibeneyo yokunyusa ingxowa mali egunyaziswe nguDonald J. Trump kaMongameli, Inc. kunye neKomiti yeSizwe yeRiphabhlikhi. Iimeyile zize zisayinwe luluhlu lwabalinganiswa-umongameli ngokwakhe, u-Eric Trump, uLara Trump, uMike Pence, iqela le-TRUMP-kodwa kuvakala ngathi uDonald uthumela ngqo kwi-inbox yakho.
Ngapha koko, ngamanye amaxesha unjalo. 
Isihloko: Yeka ukuyekaIxilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Nge-9 ka-Epreli, ndafumana i-imeyile yomkhankaso weTrump nge-cross-platform ye-tweet yokufakwa endikhe ndayibona okoko ndiqale uhambo lwam kuzo zonke ezi imeyile zangaphakathi. Ndiyabulela uthixo uTrump uqinisekise ukuba ndiyayibona.
Ukuba kuye kwafuneka ndibheje, ndingathi uDan Scavino kufuneka abe ngasemva kwee-imeyile zephulo likaTrump ngandlela thile. Ukuba akabaphathanga, kufuneka ukuba uncede okanye anike uhlobo oluthile lokufaka. UScavino, umlawuli weendaba zase-White House ongazange weva ngaye, kutshanje yenziwe ngu INew York Times njengeNdoda eXhasa iiTweets zikaMongameli.
Ke, iyavakala.
Unethoni nelizwi phantsi pat. Ngokucacileyo ungomnye wabancedisi bakaTrump abathembekileyo nabaxabisekileyo. Uhlala ngaphandle kokuqaqamba kwaye ubhala ghosttweets ngokungakhathali ukungakhathaleli igrama, isigama, isitayile okanye iinyani. 
Isihloko: iintsuku ezili-100Ixilongo Yenza iMelika ibuye ibe yiKomiti
Upelo? Ukujija izichazi magama! Ngubani ozifunayo? I-CAPS LOCK? OH YEAH, YIYONA NTO. Ukulungelelanisa i-alt-ekunene, uMbindi Merika, ubuzwe kunye nabathandi bemincintiswano bonke endaweni enye? Umngeni, mhlawumbi, kodwa ngoku ukuba iTrump Train isishiyile isikhululo ngokukhawuleza kwaye kunzima, ezi phulo ze-imeyile aziyi kuyeka ukuza nanini na kungekudala.
