Nantoni na oyenzayo, musa ukujonga ukuba uyadika. (Ifoto: UMark Davis / imifanekiso kaFetty) Akufanele ube nakho ukuphumelela kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo ungakhange udlulise ukuThetha koLuntu ngo-101. Ngokusekwe kwesi sigqibo sitshisayo kwiminyaka yamaxesha amabhaso, isivumelwano saye satywinwa yi-2016 Golden Globes.
Wonke umntu uhlala ebeka iipesenti ezili-100 zemizamo yabo kwindlela abajongeka ngayo kwikhaphethi ebomvu, ngaphandle kokujonga indlela abavakala ngayo xa besemva kweqonga lokwamkela ibhaso elinqwenelekayo. Ngaba akukho namnye onokuthi enkosi ngendlela eyiyo? Oku, emva kwayo yonke loo nto, bayenzela ntoni sebenza .
UHarrison Ford watsala ngo-2002, xa i-Hollywood Foreign Association Association yamwonga nge-Cecil B. DeMille Award. Ndabhala iintetho ezimbini, wathi, enye inde kwaye imfutshane. Ndiza kukunika omfutshane: ‘Enkosi.’ Kodwa kubonakala ngathi likhona ixesha eloneleyo kwelide, elithi: ‘Enkosi kakhulu.’
Elona candelo lilibi kukuba sonke-kwaye nangaluphi na usuku umntu othile eNew York ufumana ibhaso into ethile -Ungafumana umbono kwaba bantu badumileyo ngokwasentlalweni ukuba yindlela yokwamkela eyenziwayo; yiyo loo nto sinokuthi sizenze isidenge phambi koontanga (kwaye kwimeko yabo, izigidi zababukeli) ngokunjalo.
Ingcebiso malunga nokuba yintoni ekufuneka uyilwele, ezinje ngokuzola, isidima kunye nobabalo, nangona lusemalini, lingabonakala libanzi kakhulu. Mhlawumbi, yintoni hayi ukwenza kunokuba kungqineka kuluncedo ngakumbi.
MUSA UKUBUZA UMGWEBO WOMBUTHO. Kufuneka ukuba wenze impazamo. Niyageza nina? Mna? Xa kukho abaninzi abafanelekayo? Kucacile ukuba umntu khange abale iivoti ngokuchanekileyo . Kulungile, ufuna ukuvakala uthobekile, kodwa sele ngokwaneleyo. Oko kuthetha ukuba ngandlel 'ithile bajijekile ngokukhetha wena kuyanyelisa. Nantsi into enesidima ngokwenene evakala ngathi: Ndizukisekile ukuba ukhethe ukundinika eli bhaso libalaseleyo kum. Ndiyavuya kukuba umsebenzi wam waqatshelwa leli qela lihlonitshwayo. 
UJon Hamm uzimele ngasemva kweglobhu yakhe kwigumbi lokushicilela. (Ifoto: Kevin Winter / Getty Izithombe)
SUKUZAMA UKUZE UWONKE. Masijongane nayo. Nanini na xa uMnu.Hamm ethatha inqanaba silindele ukuba abenolwazi kwaye enze njenge-Don Draper. Akazange abe njalo. Kwi-Emmys kaSeptemba ophelileyo, endaweni yokuhamba eqongeni, waqengqeleka, ephatha ibhatyi yakhe ye-tuxedo njengephedi yeSwiffer. Uye wenza ngcono kancinci kwiGlobal Globes, nangona esaphuma ngathi ungumqhuli wesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo ongafuni ukuba abahlobo bakhe bacinge ukuba uyithatha ngokungathí sina into ye-MVP. USylvester Stallone kwelinye icala, wayiphatha eyokuzicima, enobabalo kunye nokuchukumisa isitya se-combo njengentsimbi, akukho sijeziso senzelwe sona. Ukuhlekisa kwakhe ekwamkeleni iActor Best Supporting for Creed, kweza ngokwendalo: Ndingathanda ukubulela umhlobo wam wentelekelelo uRocky Balboa, ngokuba ngumhlobo osenyongweni endakha ndanaye. 
Enkosi, Matt Damon, ngokwazi indlela onethamsanqa ngayo. (Ifoto: UPaul Drinkwater / NBCUniversal ngokusebenzisa imifanekiso kaGetty)
MUSA UKWENZA NGOKUNGENASIBULELO. Oku akuthethi ngabantu abenza uqhekeko malunga nebhaso eliza kanye ngexesha elifanelekileyo kuba bafuna umnyango omtsha-endaweni yoko, abo babonakala ngathi bayablasé. UDenzel Washinton ufumene i-Cecil B. DeMille Award, wazisa usapho lonke eqongeni, kodwa wazilibala iiglasi zakhe ukuze angakwazi ukufunda intetho kunye nokuphuculwa. UTom Hanks, owazisa inkwenkwezi, phakathi kwabanye uMalcolm X, uPhiladelphia kunye noSuku loQeqesho, wabonakala onwabile yimbeko. Ngelixa uMat Damon esithi imbasa yakhe yeMartian yamkhumbuza indlela anethamsanqa ngayo ukuba akwazi ukuziphilisa, ngelixa ophumeleleyo kwiNdaba ye-American Horror, uLady Gaga evakalise, Eli lelinye lawona maxesha abalulekileyo ebomini bam. 
Inye kakhulu 'umm's evela kuMaura Tierney. (Ifoto nguPaul Drinkwater / NBCUniversal ngokusebenzisa imifanekiso kaGetty)
SUKUYIPHILISA. Ngamazwi kaMark Twain: Ihlala indithatha ngaphezulu kweeveki ezintathu ukulungiselela intetho elungileyo. Utyunjwe. Kuyinyani, awungekhe uphumelele. Kodwa unakho. Ke kutheni ungabhali into phantsi, nokuba zilula bullet points-kwaye mhlawumbi uziqhelise, kwimeko. Ngale ndlela, xa usukuma eqongeni, awuyi a) ukuchitha ixesha lomntu wonke echaza indlela ongakhange uqambe ngayo nantoni na oyithethayo, emva koko b) ungxamile uzama ukucinga ngento kuloo ndawo. 
Ukuba kuphela nguNks Bloom oye weza kanye emoyeni, ngesele sazi ukuba uthanda bani. (Ifoto: UPaul Drinkwater / NBCUniversal ngokusebenzisa imifanekiso kaGetty)
SUKUKHALA, MUMBLE OKANYE UThethe NGOKUKHAWULEZA. Kukho ukuthembakala okungathethwayo ukuba umntu uza kuhlala aphulaphule umntu athethayo, umntu ophethe imakrofoni uyavakala kwaye aqondakale. URachel Bloom, ophumelele oyena mdlali weqonga kumdlalo bhanyabhanya weCrazy Ex-Girlfriend, wayenothutho lomlilo olukhawulezileyo olusuka kwisantya sikaloliwe obalekayo ukuphela. Nabani na abuleleyo babelahlekile ngenxa yokuphefumla amagama abo. 
Ukuvuthela ukwanga, hayi amathuba. (Ifoto nguKevin Winter / imifanekiso kaFetty)
SUKUVUTHA ITHUBA LAKHO UKUBOPHELA INTO ENGCONO KAKHULU (NGAPHANDLE KOKUTSHINTSHA I-AGENDA YOMNTU EMNTWENI WOMNTU WONKE). ULeonardo DiCaprio, oyena mdlali ubalaseleyo kumdlalo weqonga woMnqophiso, wakwazi ukungabaphulaphuli abaphulaphuli, ukuya ababengaphambi kwakhe uMarlon Brando, uJane Fonda, uSean Penn noSusan Sarandon, ngokubhengeza ukuba ufuna ukwabelana ngembasa, nabo bonke abantu beZizwe zokuQala abamele kule filimu nabo bonke abantu bomthonyama kule filimu. UGael Garcia Bernal, ugqirha oGqwesileyo kwi-comedy iMozart eJungle, unikezele ibhaso emculweni, kubo bonke abantu abadlala umculo wabo; indawo yokunxibelelana, ubulungisa nokonwaba.
SUKUFUNA UKUBUYISELA. Masiyibize le, Yabona, ndikuxelele ukuba ndingayenza intetho. Kukho abadlali abathanda ukubhekisa kwiiarhente, abaphathi, abalawuli, bephosa abantu kunye nabavelisi abangabaqeshanga, emva koko babambe ibhaso ngokungathi bathi, Uxolo ngoku? Inguqulelo kaRachel Bloom yaloo nto yayingekuko ukugxila kumbono nakwimbilini yesigqeba seCW esabeka umdlalo ohlekisayo ogcwele iinombolo zengoma-nomngqungqo kumabonwakude womnatha, ngaphandle kokubonisa kuqala bonke abo bawalayo lo mboniso. Isenzo sokuphumelela sodwa yeyona mpindezelo ilungileyo. 
Musa ukubenza bazisole ngokuba bakunike imbeko. (Ifoto: UMark Davis / imifanekiso kaFetty)
Sukusebenzisa gadalala imizuzu yakho eli-15. Nceda usonge '? Kudala ndiyilindile le nto, utshilo u-Empire Best Actress, u-Taraji P. Henson, esongeza, Uya kulinda. Abaququzeleli bomnyhadala abanagumbi laphakade. Kuya kufuneka baphume ngexesha elithile, ke ngoko gcina izinto zihamba. Abathathi-nxaxheba banobude bexesha elithile kwinqanaba. Khangela eyakho kwaye uyilandele. Abamkeli abagijimayo abadinisi nje kuphela, kodwa abahloniphi. 
Amakhadi akhe enkosi asendleleni. (Ifoto: UPaul Drinkwater / NBCUniversal ngokusebenzisa imifanekiso kaGetty)(Ifoto nguPaul Drinkwater / NBCUniversal ngokusebenzisa imifanekiso kaGetty)
UNGABULELI BONKE. Ekhumbula amabhaso abonisa ixesha elidlulileyo, uHillary Swank ulibele ukubulela umyeni wakhe uChad Lowe; UJohn Travolta washiya umfazi uKelly Preston. Nangona kunjalo, abadlali bahlala belawula ukukhwaza ngenxa yokubamba iqhosha kunye nabanye abasebenzi. Kwi-Emmy's, u-Amy Schumer wanikela umbulelo kumculi we-make up owenza iliso lakhe lokutshaya. Ngokwenene? Ukubulela bonke abasebenze kwiprojekthi yakho ngumbono olungileyo, kodwa ukhethe kuphela umzali, iqabane okanye umhlobo obehlala ekukhuthaza, emva koko iingcali zikunike ikhefu lakho okanye abadlali beqela abakuncedileyo ukuba ubone inzame zakho ziphumelele. Njengoko uBrie Larson watsho emveni kokuba ephumelele oyena mdlali weqonga kumdlalo weGumbi, ndiyaxolisa kuye nabani na endimlibeleyo. Ndizokubhalela ikhadi lombulelo. 
Yibethelelwe (ngendlela elungileyo): Kate Winslet. (Ifoto: Paul Drinkwater / NBC)
UNGAPHELI NGAPHANDLE KOKUQHAMBELA. Ngenxa yokuba abantu bengalungiselelwanga okanye bengafundiswanga okanye nantoni na, ngexesha labo liphelile, konke abanokukwenza kukubulela kwakhona kwaye babaleke eqongeni. UWinston Churchill ucebise ukuba umntu makaphelise intetho ngokukhuthaza abaphulaphuli ngesibheno esomeleleyo seemvakalelo. Ukubetha umoya, ibhaso ngesandla, akufezekisi oko.
U-Lorraine Duffy Merkl ngumbhali weenoveli ze-FAT CHICK kunye nokubuyela emsebenzini ukuze ahambe.
