Umnumzana Paris, oneminyaka engama-72 ubudala, uyayazi indlela yakhe ajikeleze iqhekeza.
I-Toupee, isiqwenga seenwele, ufakelo lweenwele, nokuba leliphi igama abeza nalo ecaleni lokulibiza, utshilo esihlalweni sesihlalo esihle sesikhumba ngasemva kwetafile enkulu, ebiza kakhulu ebonakala ngathi yeyamahogany. Bonke bathengisa into enye.
Biza igama lomntu oyindoda kunye neenwele ezikrokrisayo, kwaye amathuba nguMnu. Hayi, nangona kunjalo, uPeter Orszag, umlawuli oneminyaka engama-41 ubudala weOfisi yoLawulo noHlahlo-lwabiwo mali, othe amandla akhe okumangalisa ngesini sabasetyhini wazisa ingqalelo kwisutikheyisi enoboya elungelelekileyo entlokweni yakhe.
Ubonakala ehlekisa! UMnu Paris wakhala, xa ndanyusa i-gotcha! igalari yezithombe epapashwe kwiPost Huffington. Ukuba unokuhlala esiqithini, kungcono alumke. Emva kwethutyana, iinkozi ziya kuqala ukujikeleza loo nto.
Ngaphandle kweRogaine, iPropecia, iMonasta kunye neeplagi, urhwebo lombhoxo luxakeke kunanini na ngaphambili, ngentengiso enganyanzelisiyo yokunyusa iinwele kwi-500 yezigidi zeedola ngonyaka. IsiXeko saseNew York, ngamanye amaxesha ekubhekiswa kuso kwi-biz njenge-Big Toupee, senza i-akhawunti yesihlanu saloo pie. Umnumzana Paris uthe ivenkile yakhe yenze ngaphezulu kwesigidi iminyaka emibini ibaleka, kunye nesiseko sabathengi esimalunga ne-4,200-nangona oko kubandakanya abathengi beenkosikazi zakhe.
Ukuba ukrokrela into encinci eyenzekayo, mhlawumbi kunjalo. Google yona. UBen Affleck, uMateyu McConaughey. Ding. Ding. Yintoni efihliweyo ngu-Ashton Kutcher phantsi kwaloo tosi ilunge kakhulu kodwa yatshayelwa phambili umphunga ongunaphakade?
UJohn Travolta, Thixo wam, ujongeka ngathi nguBela Lugosi ngesithsaba entlokweni yakhe, uMnu.
Umboniso omkhulu uhla njani unale nto?
Ngumbuzo wokuqala obuzwa ngamadoda xa bengena apha, utshilo uMnu. Bathi, 'Ngaba ndingalala kuyo?' Bathetha ukuthini, 'Ngaba ndingayifaka kuyo?'ungadada kuyo!
Umnumzana u-Orszag ubonakala ngathi uyayithanda into yokubopha (ubambelelo lonyango yinkcazo ekhethiweyo). Ayilunganga kwaphela, utshilo uMnu. Akukho mntu uhlala ongafuniyo ukubeka into kwaye angaze ayikhuphe. Kodwa into endinokuyithetha kukuba kufana nokunxiba iimpahla zangaphantsi ezifanayo inyanga. Okokuqala, bayayibopha kwi-perimeter, kwaye xa uhlamba, kuba ngekhe uyikhuphe kwaye ibotshelelwe, intsalela yesepha, izinto zesepha zihamba ngentambo kwaye zibanjiswa kukudibana okukude . Yongeza umbilo kumxube: Uya kunuka njengesiseko sesithathu emva kweveki yesithathu. Uxolo intetho. Yimeko yococeko.
UMnu Paris ukhetha ikliphu. Jonga ukuba kuya kuba lula kangakanani ukuthatha kwaye ususe ngokwenza oku. Akakhange abotshwe kwaye abeke u-Frisbee weenwele zakhe ezihlala zibuthathaka kwidesika yakhe. Kuyamangalisa. Imfihlelo yenkqubo yeenwele ekhangeleka ngokwendalo: Ukuba awukwazi ukufunda iphephandaba ngalo-yindlela ekumele ukuba kubhitye ngayo.
Ngee-wigs ezenziwe ngobuninzi, uya kuvuka ujonge njengeFonz. Ufana, 'Ngubani, kwenzeke ntoni? Yileyondlela iinwele ezininzi kakhulu. ’Ke uxelele umfo ukuba azichebe. Uxelela umchebi wakhe, ‘Nceda unciphise.’ Ngoku wenze iinwele ezinde neenwele ezimfutshane. Ulungile ukuba ukwimo elawulwayo, kodwa xa uphuma uye emoyeni, ezinde ziyaqhuma kwaye awuziva. Ezimfutshane ziyavela. Ezimfutshane zisebenza njengemiqadi yenkxaso endlwini. Ke ungena kwivenkile yokutyela kunye nenkosikazi yakho kwaye uthi, 'Ndithengise into yokusela ngelixa ndisiya kwindlu yangasese ndibone ukuba umoya undenze ntoni na.' Ke ngoku umhlaba wakho uphela ujikeleza kubungakanani bokutshiza kweenwele sebenzisa usuku olulandelayo. Kwakhona, akukho mntu uboya bomnye umbala oqinileyo, kwaye ke ufuna izinto eziphambili, izibane eziphantsi ukuze zibukeke zendalo. Isiqingatha salezi sidenge, kufana nokuzama ukunxiba iiglasi zamehlo zomnye umntu okanye amazinyo emboleko ngenxa yokuba bezithenga sele zilungisiwe kwaye azenziwanga ngokwesiko.
Phambi kokuba avule ivenkile yakhe, umnumzana Paris wayehlala ejikeleza egameni leNdlu yaseRevlon efundisa abantu basetyhini ngendlela yokunxiba iiwigi zabo, izinto zokuthambisa ezizisebenzisayo, njl. Phambi koko, wayengumlungisi weenwele. Ngenye imini, omnye wababhali bakhe wafumana iPolaroid ebonisa u-Joey Paris oneminyaka eli-19 ubudala ephethe indebe: ibhaso lokuqala kubo bonke abachebi eBrooklyn.
Yayingengomsebenzi wobudoda, utshilo.
Umnumzana Paris ukhulele uJoseph Guarnera eBensonhurst. Umama wakhe wayesebenza kumzi-mveliso weedyasi. UTata wayefama. Khange athethe nonyana wakhe iminyaka emibini emva kwesigqibo sakhe sokuthatha ucheba endaweni yemela. Babebaninzi abantu besini esaguquka baba ngabachebi iinwele ngezo ntsuku kunabantu abathe tye. Ngoku kunguye nabani na, nantoni na ofuna ukuba yiyo nokuba ulifanasini okanye uthe tye, ihempe kunye nethayi, iikhola kunye neekhafitshi. Ayinamsebenzi.
UJoey akazange aphumelele kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo. Kule mihla, uyabamamela abaxumi bakhe abagqirha xa bekrola ukungunda: 'Ndaya esikolweni iminyaka esibhozo kwaye usika oonodoli bamaphepha kwaye undibiza i-3,600 yeedola.'
Umnqweno kaMnu. Paris unokuba nento yokwenza nokubandezeleka kwakhe alopecia areata , oku kuthetha ukuba yinkqayi enamabala-ngokuchasene ne zizonke , oko kuthetha ukuba ujijile-ukusukela kwiminyaka eyi-14. Oogqirha bamxelela ukuba luxinzelelo.
Kwimiboniso yoBuhle baMazwe ngaMazwe, umphathi ovela eClairol wamnika umsebenzi, ukuba angatshintsha igama lakhe. Wayejikeleza kwiivenkile ezahlukeneyo zelizwe lonke efundisa amagcisa ngobuhle indlela yokufihla iwigi. UBetty White. UMarlo Thomas. Nkosazana eSweden. Baza kufumana usaziwayo wokuzoba abo bhinqa evenkileni.Amaphepha:1 Mbini
