Isiqendu sesine se Igazi lokwenyani' Ixesha lokugqibela lijikeleze konke malunga nokucwangcisa. Oko kukuthi, yayingabantu abahlali beBon Temps (kodwa hayi, njenge-anti-vampire mob yabantu, ndiza kufika kubo kancinci) ndibeka icebo lokuhlangula uArlene, uNicole noJane kwigumbi elingaphantsi kweFangtasia. Kwaye esi sicwangciso sasibandakanya ukufunda kweengqondo zabantu, ukuqokelela i-vampires kunye nokuhlanganisa abantu, zonke ezo zinto ndaphazamiseka kuzo ngenxa yengcinga enye:
Esi sisicwangciso sobuyatha. Kutheni bengakhange bahambe nje ngexesha lasemini?
Uyabona, i-crux yeli linge lokuhlangula (ngokuqinisekileyo lijongwe nguSookie) kukuba abanako ukuphumelela ngaphandle koncedo lwee-vampires ezinje ngoJessica noBill. Nokuba siyathanda okanye asithandi, asinakukwenza ngaphandle kwe-vampires, utshilo uJason kuSam, xa uSam ecebisa ukuba bahambe bayokugcina abo babathandayo ngoku bayazi ukuba bakuphi. Izinto ziba shushu kancinci. 
Yeka ukukhathalela abantu obathandayo!
Kodwa, ngathi, kutheni ungayi kwiFangtasia xa ilanga liphumile? Uyazi, ilanga ? Ibhola enkulu yokukhanya eyi-100% ebulalayo kwizithunzela kwaye ibaqhube phantsi komhlaba? Emini? Elona xesha kuphela abantu abanalo naluphi na uhlobo ngaphezulu kwezi vampire? (Umhl. Qaphela: Ngaba abaguli sevampires, nabo?) Ngaba ixesha xa izidumbu kufuneka zilele okanye ziya kuqala ukopha ezindlebeni zazo nakwizinto? Ngokwenyani, icebo lam beliya kuba li-1) Yiya kwi-Fangtasia 2) Vula ii-Blinds 3) Kulungile akukho zintathu, kuba yiyo yonke into ekufuneka uyenzile.
Kodwa hayi, bayavuma ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba kuphela into esengqiqweni ukuyenza kukulinda kude kutshone ilanga, izilo ezothusayo zegazi ezibadlula ngokungaphaya ekuvukeni kwabo, kwaye babaleke bangene ebharini bonke bengazi. Kodwa izakulunga, kuba baya kuba neyabo Kulungile nezithunzela kwicala labo kwaye akukho nto iya kuhamba gwenxa.
Ncwina.
Kwakhona, ndicinga ukuba ngekhe ndiphoswe yincoko yeqela apho abantu bekhwaza uEric emva kwexesha ngalinye. Ndicinga ukuba akasekho njengesiqhelo kumhla wanamhlanje njengoko wayefudula enjalo, kodwa masingayiqhubeli le nto emhlabeni.
Le flashback ikhetha apho okokugqibela ishiye khona ngo-1986 (ukukhawulezisa okukhawulezayo: abantu baseFrance abahamba ze, uYakuza, iinwele ezothusayo ezingama-80). Igunya leVampire ligwebe uEric noPam ubomi eLouisiana, apho baya kunyanzeliswa ukuba baqhube into ebalulekileyo njengeBlockbusters.
Le ndawo inuka isperm kunye nepiss kunye nedayi yeenwele ezimbi, uMagister utsho, echaza ngokuchanekileyo iShreveport kunye nepros yam ephezulu.
Ngokukhawuleza phambili kancinci kwaye kwivenkile yevidiyo uhamba uGinger omncinci, ngelo xesha ungumfundi wasekholejini onomdla kwizithunzela. Uyamangaliswa nguPam kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo wothuswa nguEric - nangona ejonge ngasemva andiqinisekanga nokuba kungenxa yokuba ngokungaqondakaliyo wayesazi nje ukuba wayenguvampire, okanye ukuba wayecinga ukuba phakathi kweminyaka engama-90 uJustin Timberlake wayesandula ukuphuma kancinci egumbini elingasemva. 
Kuya kuba ndim.
I-Flash iya phambili kwakhona kwakhona ku-2006 xa uGinger, ngoku engumqeshwa, ethenga oko kamva kuba yitrone ka-Eric Fangtasia kwaye unika uPam umbono wokuguqula ivenkile yevidiyo ibe yibhari.
Sinazo zonke ezi vidiyo onokukhetha kuzo, kwaye silufumana phi uninzi lweshishini lethu? Icandelo le-porn, uGinger ucacisa, ethi, khawufane ucinge ngalo, kuvakala ngokungathi ngumboniso onetoni yeentsomi ezipholileyo onokukhetha kuzo- njengevampire kunye ne-werewolves umzekelo - kodwa endaweni yoko kugxilwe kubantu abaqingqiweyo abacunusileyo.
Ngapha koko, uPam uyayikhupha ngaphandle kwentloko kaGinger kwaye athabathe umbono wakhe. Ngokwam, eyona njongo yale minqweno yayikukundikhumbuza ukuba ngaxa lithile uEric eneneni wayenjalo uhlobo lwe-vampire badass ehleli kwisitulo esimnandi somthi kwaye yanika zero zero malunga noluntu. Ngoku ndinobukrakra nje sisixa seefuck aqala ukusinika kule minyaka isixhenxe idlulileyo.
Buyela kumhla wangoku, uSokokie uzama ukuhlanganisa imikhosi ngokuba luhlobo lweesile elithobayo. Owona mzekelo ndiwuthandayo yile nguSokie okholisayo uJessica ukuba aphinde ondle. Uyabona, wonke umntu wayecaphukiswa nguJessica UJess , ngenene usaxhonyiwe ngokubulala ngokumasikizi la mantombazana mathathu amsulwa? Kodwa u-Sookie wagqibela ngokufika kuJessica ngokumxelela ngokuthe ngqo ukuba akanikeli nge-angst kaJessica, kwaye abahlobo babo eFangtasia zezona ziphambili.
(USidenote: akusoloko kunjalo Igazi lokwenyani delves into irony straight, kodwa uSookie uxelela omnye umntu ukuba khange anike fuck malunga nobuyatha bakhe, iingxaki ezingonwabisiyo kwaye aqhubeke nje nezinto ezipholileyo ze-vampire esele imeta ngokupheleleyo.)
Nabani na, uJessica uyavuma ukondla uLafayette ngelixa uJames ejonge, kwaye unokubeka uxinzelelo lwezesondo phakathi kwakhe noLafayette ngesibonda somthi. 
Ukuthetha ngomthi.
Okokugqibela, iqela lokuhlangula lidibana kunye ne-vampires ezintlanu ukuya ngokuchasene ne-15 okanye njalo e-Fangtasia. Ntlanu. Into elungileyo abayifunayo bayalinda de litshone ilanga. Ngethamsanqa, kumzuzwana wokugqibela obonakala emnyango kodwa uEric noPam. (Umhl. Qaphela: Ngaba kungenxa yokuba uEric angabhabha? Khumbula loo nto? U-Eric angabhabha. Akakho omnye umntu onokubhabha, kodwa ngu-Eric lowo.)
Kulungile, mamela, ngoku bendikwamkele ukuba bafuna ukulinda kude kube lixesha lasebusuku ukuba bazalisekise icebo labo kuba Igazi lokwenyani . Noba yintoni. Kodwa bayazi kakuhle ukuba u-Arlene, uNicole noJane bagcinwe phi ngoku, kwaye bayazi ukuba umzuzwana ngamnye abalindileyo ngomnye umzuzwana kufutshane nokufa kwabo okunegazi.
Ke kutheni, kutheni, fucking kutheni le huggest ihamba kancinci phakathi kuka-Eric noSookie kufuneka yenzekile kulungile loo mzuzwana ? Njengokuba uSookie wayefuna ukuthatha elixesha athi Oh, Eric, Ndiyazi ukuba bendithetha ngesi siqendu sonke ngokungxamiseka kokuhlangula abahlobo bam, kodwa izinto bezinzima kakhulu Mna mva nje. Thatha ixesha lakho, Sook, akukho mntu umaziyo ugcinwe kwintolongo engaphantsi komhlaba okanye usetyenziselwa ukutya.
Iqela lokuhlangula ekugqibeleni libonisa uFangtasia kwaye izinto ziqala nge-bang, nto leyo ethetha ukuba uEric ubuthathaka ukubetha udonga. 
Undikhumbuza ukuphinda ndenze lo mboniso.
U-Eric ekugqibeleni udlula eludongeni oloyikekayo, kwaye yena noPam benza amanyathelo okuhlangula abo bathinjwa. Iindaba ezimbi nangona kunjalo, kuba u-Arlene wondliwa zii-vepire ze-Hep-V. Into ethi, mandiphinde, ibingazukwenzeka ngexesha lasemini.
U-Eric umisa oku ngokuzisa iSookie kunye negazi lakhe elimnandi, nelithandekayo egazini, kuba hayi Igazi lokwenyani Isicwangciso silungile ngaphandle kokuba kubandakanya ukubeka iSookie kwinqanaba eliphezulu lomngcipheko wokungakhathali. U-Eric noSookie bajongane nabasebenzi bonke be-Hep-V, kubandakanya i-vampire eyoyikisayo yase-Bhritane kunye ne-MVP yam yesi siqendu, i-vampire ka 'Tig Ol' Bitties. 
U-Emmy wale ndoda
UJessica, uJames kunye nazo zonke ezinye ii-vamp zingena ngaphakathi kwaye sele iza kuba yimbambano, xa uVince kunye nabanye abantu beedolophana ezichasene nevampire bevela kwaye uyandibhanxa? Aba bantu bacwangcise ukubonisa iFangtasia kananjalo kwaye bagqiba kwelokuba balinde de litshone ilanga? Babengafuni nokufuna hlangula nabani na. Ngokwenyani banokubonisa nje nge-3 emva kwemini kwaye bayitshise loo ndawo emhlabeni.
Yeyiphi le nto bazama ukuyenza xa beza, kodwa ngenxa yokuba zizidenge abantu abalinde kwada kwasebusuku, babulawa ngokulula zii-vampires. Nokuba uVince i-Asshole ubulewe, ke RIP Vince the Asshole ndiyaqikelela.
Ngelixa konke oku kusenzeka, u-Arlene uxakekile esopha de wasweleka ngaphakathi ebharini. Ngobuthongo, ubona umyeni wakhe uTerry onokumkhumbula uhlobo lokuzibulala ngokuqesha omnye umntu ukuba ambulale ukufa kwisizini ephelileyo emva koko atyhwatyhwe ekulibalekeni ngako. Isiporho (?) UTerry unexesha lemvakalelo kunye no-Arlene, kodwa ekugqibeleni uyamqinisekisa ukuba aqhubeke ephila. Oku kuthetha ukuba u-Arlene kufuneka athathe ezinye zegazi likaKeith weVampire Drummer, ke uze nephupha lika-Arlene noKeith besabelana ngesondo edlelweni okanye into ethile.
Ekugqibeleni, emva kwezinye isenzo esimnandi sokuhamba kancinci, Zonke ii-vampires ze-Hep-V ziye zancitshiswa zaba ziimfumba zegazi emhlabeni. Ke, kuya kubakho nabaphikisi kweli xesha lonyaka.
Ngo-Arlene ekhonkxiwe ezingalweni zakhe, uSookie wabelana ngamehlo angenamazwi noEric ngaphambi kokuba ahambe, kwaye bakhona iimvakalelo ezininzi zipakishwe kulolo jongo. 
Umfanekiso: iimvakalelo ezininzi.
