Uhlaziyo: Bukela i-'Mirror Mirror 'eKhethekileyo yeKrisimesi noJon Hamm (Ividiyo)

Lindela ude ulapha i-pitch ye-Draper yecookie. (Chanel 4)

Nabani na onethamsanqa ngokwaneleyo ukuba angahlala e-UK okanye abe nokufikelela kwi-Directv, isitokhwe seveki ephelileyo asibandakanyi nje izixhobo eziqhelekileyo kunye ne-gizmos. Endaweni yokuba siphathwe ngesiqwenga esikhethekileyo seKrisimesi emhlophe Isibuko esimnyama , itekhi Indawo yaseTwilight Uthotho lwe-anthology olwenziwe nguCharlie Brooker. Ngelixa amaxesha amabini edlulileyo omboniso wehlelo egxile kwikamva elingekude kangako (cinga Yakhe , kodwa indlela ye-creepier) ehlala ifana nobomi bethu- gcina enye okanye ezimbini ze-gizmos zobuchwephesha kunye / okanye izixhobo zokwenza iyelenqe- kubekho izinto ezaneleyo kwezi ziqendu zintandathu (i-White Bear, Ishumi elinesihlanu lezigidi zeMerit, ukuphela kukaWaldo) Le mizekeliso iqulethwe yimeko-bume yanamhlanje. Kodwa iKrisimesi emhlophe, edlala indawo yaseMelika uJon Hamm, yatsho ukuba ezi zinto zinokwenzeka zinokunxibelelana ngakumbi kunokuba sicinga. Bukela isiqendu esingezantsi emva koko ufunde ngethiyori zethu.
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Isibuko esimnyama esimnyama seKrisimesi ukusuka Itripu ivuliwe Vimeo .

Okokuqala, manditsho ukuba andiyiyo iyelenqe xa kusiza kwiithiyori ezahlukeneyo. Yenza konke Amabali kaPstrong zikhona kwihlabathi elinye? Ngubani owaziyo! Yeka ukucinga Ibali lethoyi Kunzima oko! Kodwa uluvo lokuba zonke iZipili eziMnyama zinokwenzeka kwindawo enye yomda wexesha elidlulileyo ziye zadada ngaphambili, ikakhulu koku Umtya weReddit . (Kwaye uYesu, xa oko kubaluleke kakhulu, uyazi ukuba ukwiwebhu.)

Oku kubonakala ngathi kunencindi encinci kum, kodwa iKrisimesi emhlophe yayinee-Eggs zama-Ista ezicacileyo: sibona umlinganiswa efota kwizikhululo apho ungabona ikliphu yomboniso uWaldo kunye neSpot Spot ukusuka kwi-15 yezigidi zeMerit, kunye yiva ingoma ka-Irma Thomas eboniswe kwiiMerits njengeqweqwe lekaraoke. Izixhobo zecookie ezenza ii-avatars esekwe kwiingcinga zabantu nakubuntu babo emva kokunxitywa iveki kubonakala ngathi kukuphoswa nje kwelitye kufakelo lweenkozo esilubonileyo Yonke Imbali Ngawe . (Nangona, kucace gca, ingqolowa kuphela inezinto ozibone ngokwakho- uhlobo lweelensi zoqhakamshelwano lweGoPro – ngexa ikuki iyisidalwa esenziwe ngaphandle kweengcinga neenkumbulo zangaphakathi. Kwaye Amehlo eZed – enye ingcinga ingenisiwe Esi siqendu, sifana neGlass elilinganayo likaGoogle, elinokuthi lenze uhlobo lweGrain lungafuneki. Kodwa hey, mhlawumbi yi-Apple kwiGrain's Samsung.)

Ngumbono omnandi wokudlala nawo, kodwa ekugqibeleni awonelisi. Kungenxa yokuba ukuba uWaldo uphela kulawulo lwehlabathi, kwaye umboniso ovela kwishumi elinesihlanu lezigidi zeMerit usaqhubeka ngalo nakweyiphi imeko ye-apocalyptic kubandakanya ukusebenza neWii Fit e-Equinox ngelixa ulinde ithuba lakho lokugxekwa nguSimon Cowell wexa elizayo, sithetha nje isibini yamashumi eminyaka apho umhlaba uya kuphinda uxoleke ngokwaneleyo ukuba uphinde uhlaziye. Njengoko uBrooker watsho kudliwanondlebe luka-2013:

Iyamangalisa indlela esikhawuleza siqhele ngayo izinto. Ndicinga ukuba yile nto Isibuko esimnyama isithi: kuthekani ukuba isantya sotshintsho singaphaya kolawulo, kwaye asikhange siguquke ukuze sijongane naso ngendlela efanayo nathi njengeenkawu ezisisiseko esingakhange siguquke ngokwenyani sithathe uxanduva lwezixhobo zenyukliya? Asinakho ukuxhotyiswa ngokwaneleyo ukujongana neziphumo ezinokubakho ze-Twitter. Kuthengisiwe kuthi sonke, kodwa kuya kuba nini ngaphambi kokuba iifom ze-Twitter zokuqala zibulale umntu? Kuza kwenzeka.

AKUKHO MALATHA!

Kungenxa yesi sizathu le nto kufuneka sithathe amaqanda e-Ista kwiKrisimesi emhlophe ngexabiso lobuso, kunokuba sizikhuphe ezinye URyan Murphy-esque Ithiyori enye yendlela isiqendu ngasinye esidityaniswe ngayo. Kuba isiphelo sesiphelo seziqendu ezininzi sithetha i-apocalypse ecaleni kolundi… hayi umva kwisikwere esinye sengqondo esiqala kwakhona ixesha ngalinye lendima yekhredithi.

Okwesibini, imibono emininzi Isibuko esimnyama musa ukubambelela ekuvaleni… ungasathethi ke ngobume bengqondo enye obuya kufuneka ukuba bucwangciswe ngocoselelo kwasekuqalisweni komboniso. Oku akunjalo Ugqirha Ngubani , emveni kwakho konke. Akukho ziphindaphindeki kubalinganiswa, okanye itekhnoloji ephindaphindayo. Njengokuba kunjalo, sisathandabuza kancinci malunga nezinye zeembono ezibekwe kwiKrisimesi emhlophe: ukuba usetyenziso olukuvumela ukuba uvimbe abantu ngokucacileyo lukhokelela ekuziphatheni kwe-stalker-esque kwaye alwenzi kwanto ukuthintela ibhloko eyenziwe ngumntu ukuba ikubangele. ukwenzakala ngqo komzimba. Kwaye akukho ngqiqweni ukuba ii-cookies, isixhobo esitsha esitsha esixabisa idenariyo entle (ke sixelelwe), iya kuthi ngokuzenzekelayo ibekwe kuyo yonke i-hobo apho amapolisa ekrokrela imisebenzi yolwaphulo-mthetho. Okanye loo nto ithi amapolisa aya kugweba ngokuqinisekileyo lelinye ibanjwa . Okanye ukungqina ukubulala kunye nokwala ukubiza oko kukwenza ukuba ube sisaphuli-mthetho ngokwesondo. Okanye yonke intuthumbo engapheliyo yeengcamango ze-avatars. Ingcamango enqabileyo? Ngokuqinisekileyo. Kodwa ayiyikhuphi moya… hayi ngokudubula ixesha elide. Kwaye ukuba konke Isibuko esimnyama 'Itekhnoloji kufanele ukuba ibekho ngexesha elinye elinomda, kwaye ungatsho, iiyunivesithi ezininzi ezifanayo, kunokuba siza kuba neengxaki ezithile.

Njengomnye umzekelo: thatha isiphelo se- Ibhere elimhlophe , Oku kusenza sikholelwe ukuba ipaki yeJustice Park eyothusayo yakhelwe umfazi owafunyanwa enobunto ngexesha lokuxhwilwa nokubulawa komntwana. Kwaye ukuba abemi bangabhatala – BATHABATHE ABANTWANA BABO! –Kule Jurassic Park yesoyikiso yokufotokota eli bhinqa (inkumbulo yalo iyasulwa qho xa ivuka) kwaye ithathe inxaxheba kolunye ulonwabo, usapho LARP’ing lokuthuthumbisa. Ubuncinci abadlali beRen Faire baya kufumana ingqesho kwixa elizayo.

Yeyiphi, uyazi, iphakamisa imibuzo eliqela:
1) Ngaba kukho iipaki zomxholo zolwaphulo-mthetho ngalunye eBritane? Ngenxa yokuba ipaki enye yeWhite Bear yayintle kakhulu-inkulu ngokwaneleyo ukuba ingene ehlathini kunye nommandla wedolophu kunye nohola wendlela onesitishi segesi-kwaye, kulwazi lwam, abantu baseLondon abazukuhamba baye kwiminenga okanye nantoni na eyenzela usapho ukugweba.
2) Ukuba inkqubo yasejele yase-Bhritane iqhuba ipaki yolonwabo eyenzela inzuzo, isebenza njani LEYO? Kuya kufana nokudibanisa iDisneyWorld kunye ne-gitmo.
3) Ungaqhubeka njani ukohlwaya umntu ngolwaphulo-mthetho angasoze akhumbule ukulwenza? Ngaba iwela phantsi kwezinye Umthetho wamaLungelo oLuntu waseYurophu ukwaphula umthetho?

Kwaye isuka nje ISIQEPHU ESINYE . Ukuba udibanisa onke amazwe Isibuko esimnyama usibonisile, ubuya kuba nemeko yeSkynet ezandleni zakho ngokukhawuleza kunokuba unokuthi ndiyabuya. Ngokuqinisekileyo, ngubani ongekhe afune ii-avatars ziqhutywa ziingqondo ngengqondo yokungalawulwa kwezinto zekhaya zakho? Kutheni ungabinalo ulawulo lobuzwilakhe lwamazwe aphesheya oluqhutywa yikhathuni ekrwada? Okanye ngaba abantu abafileyo babuyela ebomini ngobukho babo beendaba zentlalo? Ngekhe nje isebenze… kuyakubakho okuninzi kakhulu ukuthatha, kwaye ubambane kunye, ukuba isiqendu ngasinye asizokwazi ukupakisha inqindi elibuhlungu elenza ngoku.