Eyona Ukuzonwabisa 'Imithetho yeVanderpump' Phinda u-5 × 16: Isaziso seeveki ezimbini

'Imithetho yeVanderpump' Phinda u-5 × 16: Isaziso seeveki ezimbini

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Xa abaphambukeli beza eMhlabeni, nceda ubabonise eli xesha lonyaka Imigaqo yeVanderpump . Eli qhekeza ngokukodwa libonisa isamente kwimo yayo esulungekileyo, neyona ikhutshiweyo: Ukunxila, ukulwa, nokudideka. Kukuphela kohambo olugwenxa lwaseNew Orleans, kwaye IZINTO AZIKADE.

Kwiiveki ezimbini phambi komtshato, kwaye kwikamva uMnu noNksk. Maloney-Schwartz banesidubedube somlilo eholweni. Zijikelezwe ligquba labahlobo babo abasenyongweni, bonke abo bazama (kwaye basilele) ukungenelela. Iqela loqhekeko lizahlula kubini, kodwa hayi ngaphambi kokuba uTom Sandoval aqhawule kumhlobo wakhe osenyongweni ukuba [Yena] bekufanele ukuba uyisebenzisile yonke le nto phambi kokunyanzela [uTom Schwartz] ukuba acele! Yhu. Ngaba ngokwenene ucinga ukuba oku konke kunokuhlala entlokweni kaKatie? Akukho mntu ufuna ukukholelwa, uyaqhubeka, Kodwa kunjalo yinyani .

Ngeli xesha, uSandoval ubuyela kwigumbi lakhe lehotele, ekhala kwaye elila ngemeko yobudlelwane bukaSchwartz ngelixa enxibe uninzi lokutsala kwakhe. Lo mbono awunakuchazwa. Ikhamera ihlala kwi-Sandoval eyenziwe kakhulu, ekhawuleza inyuke iye kwi-hysterics phambi kwe-Ariana kunye ne-Scheana. Unjengomfazi obethwayo obethayo! USandoval uyakhwaza, Mjonge! Inyathelo lakhe elilandelayo kukukhaba ngokukhawuleza ukuvula umnyango kwigumbi lokuhlambela, apho uSchwartz athumela imiyalezo ngovuyo kwindlu yangasese. Ujiwuzisa izandla zakhe. Aba bantu ndinxile kakhulu .

UKatie noSchwartz bafumana ixesha lokulwa elinye ixesha ngaphambi kokulala. UKatie umangalela ngokucacileyo uSchwartz ngokulala nentombazana kuhambo lwakhe lwaseLas Vegas kwiminyaka embalwa eyadlulayo, kwaye uSchwartz, engekoyiswa, ubiza uthando lwakhe njenge-bitch. Njengoko wayekhutshelwa ngaphandle kwelo gumbi ngabahlobo, uSchwartz uyambombozela malunga nokunqwenela ukuba uKatie wamkhohlisa, kwaye ukungathembeki kwaba yingxaki yabo kuphela. Lihambile ixesha, ke uStassi onentloko ecacileyo ukhwela ebhedini noKatie, ekubonakala ukuba unxilile kwaye ulusizi.

USchwartz, ongakhange ayifumane ingcebiso, unxibe impahla ecaleni kwabo. Uyala ukuphela ubusuku. Ndixelele into endiyenzileyo engalunganga, kwaye ndiza kuyamkela, uyabongoza. Ngelixa uStassi ezama ukufumana eyona scoop yokwenene kuKatie - khumbula, ngexesha lohambo lukaSchwartz eVegas, wayephumile emfanekisweni ngokupheleleyo - uSchwartz uthatha isigqibo sokukhetha ithagethi entsha. Ubomi obumnandi bokuthandana, usika ngaphakathi, kumangalisa amantombazana. UJax, uFrank, uPatrick. Ukubaleka kakuhle, Stassi. Schwartz, nangoku kutsala okumenza jonga Njengo Stassi Schroeder, wenza indlela yakhe emnyango. Ubaleke kakuhle! Ukubaleka kakuhle, iStass.

Kutheni ehlasela yena ? Kutheni le nto ethukisa intombi, kwaye ephosa ubudlelwane obungaphumelelanga ebusweni bakhe? Kungenxa yokuba uphakathi kwakhe noKatie, ngokoqobo, ngokwasemzimbeni kule ndawo, kwaye akanamonde? Ingayiyo. Kungenxa yokuba udiniwe kukulwa noKatie, kwaye kuphela kukuqhuba ukuze alwe nomntu omtsha? Kungenxa yokuba uSchwartz noStassi ngasese bahlala kunye? (Ewe. Ndiyathemba ngokunyanisekileyo njalo.) Ekugqibeleni, uSchwartz uyakhubeka, uStassi uyayishukumisa, kwaye uKatie uyakrokra ukuba uTom undikhohlisile, uqinile, waxoka, emva koko wavuma. Kodwa kuphela, njenge, 20% yayo. Ngokuqinisekileyo ngekhe silazi ibali elipheleleyo.

Ngentsasa elandelayo, uSchwartz uvuka ehleka, elungiswa, esanxibe ilokhwe kunye nebhanti. Ikhamera iyaxhuma ijikeleza, isondeza ngaphakathi eScheana naseShay ngokungathandabuzekiyo bexoxa ngomtshato wabo omkhulu (esi sibini sibhengeze uqhawulo-mtshato ngaphambi kweli xesha lokuqala) kunye nentsasa kaSandoval noAriana emva koko. USandoval uphawula ukuba uKatie noSchwartz babeneengxaki ezifanayo kulo lonke ixesha lobudlelwane babo, kwaye kukho ukubuyela umva kwiminyaka eyadlulayo. Okumangalisayo kukuba, okanye mhlawumbi ayothusi into yokuba uKatie unxilile kwaye uyakhwaza eSchwartz phambi kwabahlobo babo. USchwartz uyiphethe ngokumhlekisa kuye wonke umntu olapho. Yikes. Andifuni yonke into ibe yi-Band-aid ngcono, utshilo uAriana, ndidiniwe, Kodwa ndifuna izinto zibe ngcono. Ngethamsanqa, uqhubeke Imigaqo yeVanderpump , apho uhlala uza kufumana isuntswana kuzo zombini. Kwaye njengezinye izinto ezisithoba, nazo.

Phantsi echibini, abasebenzi-thabatha u-Stassi, uKristen no-Katie-baphinde bahlangana, okuchazwa ngu-Ariana njengokuziva njengehlazo emva kokuba i-orgy ihambe kakubi. Imo ixinene, glum. Andazi nokuba kwenzeke ntoni, utshilo uSchwartz, wothukile, Yaze njani le nto? Kwintloko yakhe yokuthetha, wongeza eyona nto ndiyikhethayo ngoku… ubaleke. Thatha nantoni na endinayo kwaye uqale ngokutsha. Kwakhona, umtshato ushiyeke kwiiveki ezimbini.

Ngaphesheya kwedolophu, iStassi, iKristen, kunye noKatie bandwendwela ikhaya labantwana bakaStassi. UStassi ukhankanya ukuba kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo, xa wayeyedwa ekhaya, wayecula iingoma zokubonisa kubaphulaphuli bobuxoki awayecinga ukuba babekwigumbi lakhe lokuhlala. Xa ebuzwa ukuba enze le nto kwakhona kubahlobo notata wakhe, uyagigitheka, uneentloni. Iphi iStassi esikhule sayithanda sisoyika? Ngaba ukwaphuka kwentliziyo, ukuba buhlungu kwentliziyo, kwamkhupha? Ukumbona enokubuyiseka yinto encinci, ukunyaniseka.

Buyela echibini, uJax uphawule ngoSchwartz ukuba ucinga ukuba enye into eza kuqhushumisa izophula esi sibini. Akacingi ukuba uSchwartz unayo ukuba alwe kwaye enze kwakhona. Elinye ixesha, lezihlalo ezingabizi kakhulu ngasemva: Xa uJason Jax Taylor Couchi ekunika okuhle, iingcebiso zobudlelwane obuphilileyo- ikaka yakho iphazamisekile. Ke ngoku, uSchwartz noKatie bagqiba kwelokuba bayikhuphe kwigumbi labo lehotele.

UKatie ukhankanya kwintloko ethethayo ukuba waziva engqinelwa ziziganeko zasebusuku zangaphambili. Ukuziva wonwabile kuba abahlobo bakhe babone iqabane lakhe linokunyibilika… kuyamkhathaza. Kodwa ekugqibeleni, ekugqibeleni, kule ndawo, ayisabunjwanga njengoyena mntu ukhohlakeleyo. Emva kokungxola kunye nokubuya-ngexa apho uSchwartz esiva isidingo sokusela iVodka kwibhotile kunye ne-foam etyutyiweyo emlonyeni wakhe - umtsalane uSchwartzy uyayivula. Ubuyiphupha elibi lomntu wokuqala kwiminyaka emi-2-3 endikhe ndathandana nawe, utsho, -yinyani. UKatie uthi mhlawumbi, ukuba ufuna ukuba alibale ukreqo lwaseLas Vegas, uSchwartz kufuneka ayeke ukuzisa iimpazamo zakhe zangaphambili. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, wabeka umsesane emnweni wakhe wavuma ukutshata naye. Iiveki ezimbini de kufike umtshato, yall !!!!

Soze sifike naphi na, utsho uKatie, Soze sivume. Yeka ukugxeka yonke into endiyenzayo, ke akufuneki ndiqhubeke ndizikhusela. Ngommangaliso, uvakala njengomntu omdala, ngelixa uSchwartz eza evasive kwaye enobuntwana. Uqhula ukuba ungumtshakazi. Aba babini benza uxolo. Inkosi elungileyo.

Bubusuku bokugqibela bohambo lwabo. USandoval ugcina iinzipho zakhe zokurhuqa kwaye unxibe isuti, kuba ufuna ingqalelo lonto kakubi, nkqu nomhlobo wakhe osenyongweni bachelor's party. USchwartz uqalisa umdlalo we-spin-the-bottle kwaye uchola uStassi ukuze amange umntu olandelayo. Ngaba uqinisekile ukuba ufuna ukutshata noKatie, Schwartz? Njengoko oku kusenzeka, uKristen uthi nkxu ngaphandle ngenxa yomsi, kwaye uSandoval uphuma phandle nawo - ngokungathi ayizukuba yingxaki leyo. Kwenye into ebuyela umva ngendima engaqhelekanga, uKristen uphuma engenzakele kwaye esengqiqweni, kwaye uSandoval ubonakala ngathi uvusa idrama. Njengobhonasi, le ncoko ityhila ukuba inwele yenkunkuma kaSandoval ngeli xesha lonyaka kungenxa yokwandiswa kwakhe. Izandiso. UKWANDISWA. U-TOM SANDOVAL UNOKWANDISWA KWEENWELE. Abalungisi bezinwele be-LA, ‘fess up: Ngaba ibinguwe lo? ndiyayonyanya kakhulu . Ndimmangalela ngokwenzakala ngokweemvakalelo.

Ngapha koko. U-Kristen ujongane no-Sandoval malunga nendlela awathetha ngayo ngaye kwisithandwa sakhe, kwaye ubonakala enyanisekile kwaye ekhubekisiwe kwaye kube kanye , uchanekile. Ngaba le ncoko i Itswele isihloko, bekungafundeka into enje ngokuba Konke kwakudlulileyo kum, saysa man kwincoko efanayo etyhola owayesakuba yintombi yakhe iminyaka eliqela ngokumkopela kunye namaqabane amaninzi kwimpelaveki enye. Emuva ngaphakathi, uSchwartz noKatie bayagigitheka kwaye banobuqhetseba kwaye umnika ikhefu. Kamva ngobo busuku, uya kuchaza ukupeyinta ubuso bakhe obulele kunye ne-glick dick njengempindezelo ebusweni bakhe yokuba enjalo. Oku kuyakuba ngumphefumlo ofanayo awusebenzisayo ukuchaza amahla ndinyuka abo. Ndiyoyika aba bantu.

Owu, nakwi-LA, uLisa Vanderpump noKen Todd baneenja ezintle eziliwaka kunye nemiqamelo emhlophe poofy. Ngelixa ulungiselela ukulala, bobabini bayoyika ngokuvula indawo yokutyela entsha, kunye nethemba lokutsala eSandoval njengeqabane.

Kwisiqendu seveki ezayo, umtshakazi- kunye nomyeni wethu-wethu ukuba bacele uLisa ukuba aphathe umtshato wabo. Oko kuya kuhamba kakuhle.

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