UHilly Kristal, umnini we-CBGB, phambi kwendawo yakhe edume kakubi.(Ifoto: Wikipedia Creative Commons.) Iphepha elichazayo ukuba awusenanto oyifunayo: Umcebisi wam wexesha elinye kunye nomkhuseli kwiiAtlantic Records, uDanny Goldberg, waboniswa ngokufutshane njengomlinganiswa kwesi siqendu. Ndicinga ukuba uyakufumanisa ukuba oku akuchaphazeli ukubanakho kwam ukuba lilungu elipheleleyo malunga neempazamo ezincinci kuthotho lweTV olubalaseleyo.
Kwakukho impazamo enye enkulu, etyebileyo kunye necacileyo kwinjongo yokugqibela yexesha IVinyl (Isiqendu 10, Alibi), kunye nesibini sokuzithoba. Ngoku, impazamo ekujoliswe kuyo xa ubona into ebangela ukuba ulahle iFribble yakho uhambe, WhoooBoy , baqinisekile ukuba kukho into engalunganga! Impazamo ehambelanayo, kwelinye icala, kuxa into inyanzela ukuba uyeke okwexeshana ukufafaza igolide, imana yeqabaka kwi-gob yakho engenamonde kwaye uthi ngokuvakalayo, Ewe ... ewe, kunene, lonto yenzekile.
Okokuqala, impazamo ekujongwe kuyo: Ngongasekhoyo, uHilly Kristal omkhulu ebengahlali ejikeleza enika iziselo ezingabizi kakhulu xa ngequbuliso efumana ibhalbhu ekhanyayo entloko kwaye ebhengeza, ndiza kubeka umculo ophilayo kule bar yomqolo, kwaye mna uya kuyibiza ngokuba yi-CBGB!
Olu hlobo lwento luthe ngqo ngaphandle kweJackie, yimini enelanga apha eDallas, masishiye umphezulu kwi-limo! isikolo sokubhala sedrama. I-corny, ivila kwaye ayichanekanga. IVinyl isebenzisa obu buchule kakhulu, kodwa kunqabile ukuba ilahlekise ngolu hlobo. Phambi kokuba igumbi elimnyama ehlathini kwaye ligcwele iqokobhe e-315 iBowery labizwa ngokuba yi-CBGBs, kwathiwa yi-Hilly's On The Bowery, kwaye uqagele ntoni? Babenomculo ophilayo apho.
IVinyl ifumene inyani ebalulekileyo malunga noHilly Kristal zonke izinto ezingalunganga, kwaye utyelelo olunye kwimizuzwana engama-44 kwiWikipedia lunokuyilungisa.
Ngapha koko, uninzi lwezenzo ezazisenziwa ngexesha lokumiswa kweminyaka ye-70's Bowery revolution eyadlalwa eHilly's, kubandakanya i-Stillettoes (eyaguqukela kwi-Blondie kunye ne-Sic F * cks), i-Magic Tramp, kunye namanye amagcisa angahoywanga Ndivale i-glammy post-Warhol Mercer's / Club Club ye-82 ngekamva le-CBGB.
Ke IVinyl iphosakele konke, kwaye utyelelo olunye lwemizuzwana engama-44 I-Wikipedia ngekhe wayilungisa. Ngamanye amagama, yayiyimpazamo yesidenge, kwaye luhlobo nje lokuhlaziya olwenza ukuba ndibeke phantsi iFribble yam ndiye, Hayi, hayi namhlanje, sithandwa sam esithandekayo kunye nokhrim. Ihlabathi limnyama kakhulu kwaye lingenalwazi ngendawo enokukhanyiswa nangokwe-gooey incandescence yakho.
Ngoku, izinto ezizithobelayo-oko kukuthi, izinto ezingenakwenzeka (nangona kungenakwenzeka ngokupheleleyo).
Kwisiqendu se-10, i-Nasty Bits yenyuka eqongeni (kwi-faux) ye-Academy of Music njengesenzo sokuvula iiDolls, kwaye zimbini izinto, ezingenakwenzeka kakhulu ezenzekileyo: Okokuqala, isiqingatha senani labo lokuvula (loo Radar incinci incinci Uthando lokuphinda ubhale sithethile ngalo kwenye indawo), baphumelela ngokupheleleyo kubaphulaphuli ababenobutshaba.
Mamelani, zihlobo, ndibone iigig ezininzi; Ndizibonile iigigs ezininzi kuneekhalori kwiFribble. Kwaye ngelixa kucingelwa ukuba isenzo senkxaso sinokuphumelela kubaphulaphuli abanobutshaba okanye abanomdla ngexesha leseti, akunakwenzeka ukuba wenze oko ngaphambi kokuba ufikelele kwinqanaba lendawo yengoma yakho yokuqala. Ngexesha lokuphila kwam njenge-gig, ndiyazi ngokwenyani inye kuphela-mhlawumbi ezimbini-zokuvula ezinokuphumelela kubaphulaphuli abanobutshaba phakathi kwengoma yabo yokuqala; le yinto enzima kakhulu ukukhupha.
Ndibonile ukungqubana okukhohlakeleyo kunye nokucinywa kwentambo kuvulelwe Ngubani kwaye uwele njengoTed Nugent kwindibano yaseBernie Sanders; Ndikhe ndayibona i-R.E.M encinci yenyoka. kuvulelwe amaPolisa, kwaye ujonge kude. Shit, ndabona iiStooges, zisandula ukudibana kwakhona kwaye zilambile kwaye zishushu ngumlilo, ziye zaphakama eqongeni ngelixa zivulela uMarilyn Manson.
Ndithembe, ii-Bicy Nasty ezi-freaking kunye neRubinoos-meet-Cheap Trick-enxibe-njengo-Richard Hell FM-rock enobuhlobo ngekhe ibenze iqhinga. Ke ndibiza inkunzi yenkomo, ixesha elikhulu. Le yayiyinqanaba lesithathu uMickey Rooney / uJudy Garland-ism, kwaye IVinyl kungcono kunoko.
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(Kwirekhodi, isenzo esinye endisaziyo esinokuphumelela rhoqo kubaphulaphuli abanobutshaba okanye abangenangqondo kwingoma yabo yokuqala yayiyi-New Orleans slop-billy pop band, Umlomo weCowboy ; Esinye isenzo endisibonileyo sisikhupha rhoqo-kodwa hayi ngokuthembekileyo njengoCowboy Mouth- yayiliqela le-hyper-pop, Abaongameli beMelika . Zombini ezi zenzo zazinezinto ezifanayo: Ngokubanzi ngokwasemzimbeni, ukubhabha emoyeni, ngokuqina kakhulu, ukuseta kwinqanaba elithile, kunye nokuqhutywa yikorasi kakhulu; Iimpawu ezintle azabelani nanye kwezi mpawu.)
Okwesibini: Ndiyathandabuza ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba malunga no-1973 naliphi na ipolisa liza kubamba ibhendi eqongeni e-NYC ngokusebenzisa amanyala engomeni. Ngokuqinisekileyo kukho into eyandulelayo kweminye imimandla yelizwe (nangaphambi kowe-1973), kodwa ukuba nantoni na ekude ngolu hlobo yenzekile eManhattan ngasekupheleni kuka-1973, ndingathanda ukuva ngayo. Oku kwabonakala ngathi kukujija iqhinga, ukutsho nje okuncinci.
Enye into ekufuneka uyiqaphele: Ukuphehlelelwa kweAlibi Record 'apho uRichie Finsetra wakhuthaza abasebenzi ukuba bapeyinte i-ofisi ukuze babonakale bephefumlelwe ngokukhululekileyo sisiganeko esifanayo. NgoMgqibelo ebusuku ngo-1981, xa UMichael O'Donoghue , kusuku lwakhe lokuqala njengo SNL umbhali oyintloko, wazama ukuhlanganisa kunye nokukhuthaza amajoni ngokuchaza indawo (yasilela ngendlela eyoyikisayo, kodwa lelinye ibali). Kwirekhodi, ongasekhoyo u-O'Donoghue ngokunyanisekileyo ngomnye woothixo behlaya lala maxesha kwaye kufuneka sonke sime size sithandaze sithule kwaye sihlambele imbeko yakhe, kodwa oko kungaphandle kwesihloko, akunjalo?
Ndibiza inkunzi yenkomo, ixesha elikhulu. Le yayiyinqanaba lesithathu uMickey Rooney / uJudy Garland-ism, kwaye iVinyl ibhetele kunoko.
Kwaye iyaphela, kwiinyanga ezimbalwa, nokuba kunjalo, utyelelo lwethu oluncinci lokuphambuka kakhulu ukuba umhlaba ongachanekanga ngokuchanekileyo IVinyl.
Nazi izinto ezimbalwa esizifundileyo:
1) Ukuba u-Andrew Dice Clay kunye noBo Dietl benza abantu abanyanzelekileyo ukuba bathathe inxaxheba, kuthini apha emhlabeni malunga neshishini lomculo?
2) Utata wakho angangomnye weenkwenkwezi zerock ezaziwa kakhulu kwinkulungwane ephelileyo kwaye umama wakho angatshata nenye yezona zityebi emhlabeni, kodwa kwixesha elizayo xa umntu ekucela ukuba uthathe inxaxheba efuna ukuba wenze umsebenzi Isimbo saseMantla London, yehla ngentlonelo kwaye uthi, Hayi, ukuba ndiyayenza loo nto, ndiza kujongeka ngathi ndisisidenge kunoDanny Bonaduce odlala ibass.
I-3) Lo mboniso mhle kunye nokuphambukisa bekungangcono ukuba ubusekwe ecaleni kwebhendi yohlobo lwe-KISS, hayi eyothusayo nebonisa ngokwexesha i-oxymoronic Faux Pistols (enkosi kuKeith Hartel noGqirha uJennifer Jo Brout ngokucebisa ngokwahlukeneyo). 
Ello 'Guvna', uyayithanda iti 'n crumpets ngee-anachronisms zakho?(Ifoto: Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Izithombe)
4) Ndingathanda ukubona lonke uthotho olusekwe kwirekhodi lendoda enguvulindlela kunye nesihlwele esidibeneyo UMorris Levy , imodeli yobomi bokwenyani yomlinganiswa uMaury Gold.
5) Ixesha liphela kwaye akukho nto ikhankanyiweyo Ihlelo leBlue Oyster ? Akulunganga. Okona kuncinci, ndilindele ukuba u-Alan Lanier avele UPatti Smith Ingalo kwiSizini yesibini.
6) Okokugqibela, awungekhe uguqule nje imbali ukuxhasa isiseko somboniso kamabonwakude, ngakumbi ukuba iziganeko ozibonakalisayo zikwimemori ephilayo yababukeli bakho abaninzi. IVinyl ngekungcono kakhulu ukuba ibingenaNasty Bits-iqela elikhangeleka njenge '76 / '77 -style punk band edlala '96 -style punk music kumdlalo owenzeka ngo-1973-uhleli ekunene embindini webali. Impazamo ehlekisayo yayithetha ukuba nabani na onolwazi olungaqhelekanga lwembali yomculo wayekhutshwa ngaphandle komboniso ngalo lonke ixesha iiNitshi eziMdaka zazikwisikrini. Ndiyathetha, kwi I-Basterds engaqhelekanga , UTarantino usenokuba waqamba ukubulawa kukaHitler, kodwa unengqiqo yokuba angayibeki ifilimu ngo-1929.
Makhe ndiqukumbele ngesicatshulwa esivela kuDarren Viola omkhulu: Ngethemba lokuba kunyaka ozayo uRichie Finestra wasayina inqwelomoya yenqwelomoya yeConvair CV-240 kukhenketho olubi lwaseMzantsi.
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