UChristopher Walken (Umfanekiso ngeGetty) Ngo-1: 50 emva kwemini. Nge-7 kaSeptemba, umdlali weqonga wesikrini kunye neqonga uChristopher Walken wayehleli esihlalweni somqhubi we-Cadillac Seville sedan yakhe emnyama, kwindawo yokupaka kwisitrato esiphambi kwendawo yakhe yokuhlala yesibini, iflethi ephantsi komhlaba kwi-West 80th Street. Wayenxibe isikipa esimnyama kwaye ephele iblukhwe emnyama ephethe iqhiya. Isipili sefudo-iqokobhe lokufunda laxhonywa kwihempe yakhe.
Wangena kwigumbi lakhe lokulala, indawo yesibini esetyenziswa kakhulu ngumfazi wakhe ongaphezulu kweminyaka engama-30, uGeorgianne, osebenza eManhattan njengearhente yokuphosa. Ngasekunene, kwigumbi lokuhlala eliphangaleleyo, bekukho imizobo emibini emikhulu epeyintwe ngumhlobo wakhe olungileyo, uJulian Schnabel. Ngakwesobunxele, ngenja yesidlo sakusasa ejonge eWest 80th Street, yayiyikhitshi. Izitya zobumba ezinemifuno ecoliweyo-i-zucchini, i-squash ehlotyeni, kunye no-anyanisi-behleli kwikhawuntara, ngaphezulu, kwishelufa, bekukho ibhokisi endala ye-cigar ezotywe ngegama elithi Ncuma ecaleni komfanekiso wekati entle, watsho, i-crestfallen, yanyanzelwa yilo femia leukemia. Kwikona, kufutshane nomnxeba kwakushicilelwa umbala omnyama nomhlophe kaJerry Lewis, esenza utyikityo lokusela iglasi-emlonyeni, ethathwe kwiiMbasa zikaTony.
UChristopher Walken watyumza iglobhu egalikhi ngamandla asetafileni, ngokungathi wenza i-CPR, kwaye waqala ukunqunqa igalikhi ngemela yokukhangela ebonakala isoyikisa. Ukhuphe i-Lincoln Wear Ever fry pan efakwe iplastikhi eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka i-Cool Handle II, wayibeka phantsi kwesitovu sombane esimhlophe seWhirlpool, kwaye waqalisa ukugqogqa kwiidrowa ze-spatula, ekubonakala ukuba wayengazifumani.
Kudala ndipheka apha, utshilo uChristopher Walken. Umfazi wam usebenzisa le ndawo. Uyazithenga ezizinto. Ndinerhasi eConnecticut, yona intle kakhulu. Inzima le nto. I-oveni yombane ayimbi, kodwa umphezulu wegesi ungcono kakhulu. E-Connecticut ndine-oveni yombane enegesi ephezulu. Inzima le nto. Andazi ukuba kuzokwenzekani. Awukhangeleki kamnandi. Kutheni ungahlali phantsi? Owu, mkhulu, ndilibele ukuvula isibane.
Ukupheka kufana neshishini losapho. Utata wayengumbhaki ubomi bakhe bonke. Uvela kusapho olukhulu eJamani. Uyise wayengumbhaki. Abantakwabo ngababhaki. Weza eMelika wavula indawo ekubhakwa kuyo eQueens kwaye wayenayo iminyaka engama-60. Kulapho ndivela khona kusasa. Umama wophuke inyonga. Kukurhuqa, kuba bahlala endlwini kwaye ngesiquphe abakwazi ukunyuka benyuka izinyuko.
UChristopher Walken waqala isidlo sakhe sokuqala, iZucchini Linguine, ngokufudumeza ioyile yomnquma kwiskillet.
Ndibeka igalikhi ngaphakathi. INew York ilungile kwimveliso. Ezo marike zaseKorea zihlala zinezinto ezintsha kakhulu.
Mna nabantakwethu sasikwishishini lokubonisa xa sisebancinci, kodwa sisebenza nakwivenkile yokubhaka. Bendihlala ndisa iikeyiki kwinqwelo yesikhululo kwaye ndisebenza ngasemva. Ndingumfana obeke ijeli kwiidonathi. Ngezo ntsuku, ubuya kuba nethuba elikhulu lokufaka iplanja kuyo. Yayineenaliti ezimbini ezinkulu ezithe nca kwicala ngalinye. Ubungathatha iidonathi ezimbini – sele ziphekiwe – uzincamathisele kwezo zinto zenaliti. Emva koko uyityhale phantsi, kwaye uzive zigcwala. Kuhlala kubakho i-jelly encinci ekugqibeleni. Ngokwenyani, yayiyeyokwenyama.
Kwipani yokuntywila, uChristopher Walken wongeza itswele kuqala, emva koko wabomvu ipepile, emva koko zucchini kunye ne squash yehlobo.
Umama ebengenguye umpheki kakhulu. Ndiyathetha ukuba wayelungile. Wayedla ngokugqitha yonke into. Uvela eScotland kwaye wenza izinto ezinomdla, izinto endingasazukuzibona, njengee-oxtails-uyazi, ziyinyani… ndiyaqikelela ukuba igama 'kukudla'. Izinto ezifana nokuhlanganiswa kwezinto.
Utata uyakuthanda oko kutya kwaseJamani. Wayedla ngokusela ijusi ye-sauerkraut. Uneminyaka engama-97 ubudala kwaye uyayitya le nto inezinga eliphezulu le-cholesterol. Zonke ezo soseji zinkulu. Utya knockwurst kwaye uyayihlamba ngebhiya. Kwaye utya intloko yesonka samasi, ezisisiseko ezi zinamafutha amakhulu kwigelatin kwaye yenziwa isonka. Kufana nokutya amanqatha aqinileyo. Kwaye ungumfana onqinileyo. I-cholesterol yam ilungile. Qho xa ndisiya kugqirha, uye afikelwe sisifungo kukuvuya ngenxa yoxinzelelo lwegazi. Ndifumene uxinzelelo lwegazi olungakholelekiyo. Xa ndandingumntwana, bendiphuma ngamanye amaxesha, kuba bendicotha ngokwenyani. Igazi, uyazi. Kodwa xa usiba mdala, kulungile.
UChristopher Walken waphosa imifuno, wongeza idill kunye nejusi yelamuni epanini, wakhetha imbewu emva koko. Wafaka ipasta eyomileyo emanzini abilayo.
Le yipasta elungileyo, uDe Cecco, utshilo. Ngaxa lithile bendinomatshini wepasta. Ndizamile lonto. Benza ukuba kubonakale kulula. Kodwa ayisiyiyo. Ukwenza ipasta yakho akukho lula.
Ngoku ndingabeka iminquma apha. Uthanda iminquma? Ndafaka ijusi yelamuni apho, nayo.
Xa ndandisengumntwana, yonke imihla endlwini bekukho ikeyiki, amaqebengwana, iipayi zetshokholethi. Veki nganye, inenekazi elicocekileyo laligoduka nengxowa enkulu yezinto. Ungacinga ukuba kungakuhle. Kwivenkile yokubhaka, bendidla ngokwenza ezi zinto ezinkulu zokuvota zetshokholethi enyibilikiweyo. Ivumba leswekile kwelo nani likhulu kakhulu. Iphantse yagqithisa.
Ngoku, andikaze ndiyidle idessert. Nditya iilekese kunqabile kakhulu. Andiyityi iswekile. Ekuseni, xa ndinekofu, ndibeka imolasses kuyo. Kulunge kakhulu. Xa ndisiya kwindawo yokutyela, abantu bahlala benee dessert, kwaye ndihlala ndiyitsiba. Ndingafumana itshizi okanye into elolo hlobo.
UChristopher Walken wagalela imifuno egalelwe kwisitya wayibeka ecaleni, emva koko wangcamla ipasta, eyayingekenziwa. Ufike wangena efrijini waphuma ephethe iphepha elimhlophe elisongelwe, waqalisa ukulikhulula.
Kwi-pasta, bathi imizuzu eyi-12, utshilo, kodwa ndihlala ndizama ukujonga. Le salmon evela eCitarella. Kukho enye ezantsi esitratweni. Bendisebenza eNova Scotia naseHalifax. Ufumana ezona ntlanzi zingakholelekiyo apho. Iimbaza ezingangcamli ncam njengembaza owakha wanazo ngaphambili. Isalmon, akukholeleki. I-Chilean bass yolwandle, uyazi ukuba awuyifumani apha, kodwa xa ndisiya eCalifornia, banayo kakhulu. Yinto entle kangako. Ufumana isiqwenga esikhulu sayo kwaye uyibhake. Yinto entle kakhulu. ECarlifonia banazo zonke ezi zinto zinkulu njengeabalone. Kuyinto entle. Kodwa kubiza kakhulu.
Kum, ukupheka yinto endiyenzayo xa ndifunda iincwadi zeempendulo. Ndibeka iskripthi kwikhawuntara kwaye ndapheka ndifunda imigca yam ngaxeshanye. Ngamandla okuphazamiseka, ndifumanisa. Ndifundile ukuba abantu abaninzi benza into enye ngelixa kukho into abayenzayo ngaxeshanye. Abanye abantu badlala amakhadi okanye igadi. Ndiyapheka. Umfazi wam akapheki. Oko kuqhelekile. Ndicinga ukuba maninzi amadoda aphekayo kunabafazi abaphekayo.
UChristopher Walken wabeka isalmon kwikhawuntara kwaye waqala ukusika kuyo.
Andikusiki ngesikhumba, utshilo. Ndiyifumana nje ngokobungakanani besahlulo kwaye ndishiya ulusu luxhomekeke.
Kuya kufuneka ubukele ubunzima bakho kwishishini lomdlalo bhanyabhanya. Yinto nje esebenzayo. Abadlali bahlala behlobo oluthile lokutya. Zininzi iindawo ezihleliyo kwiiseti zeemovie kwaye abadlali bahlala behleli ezitulweni zabo kwaye bethetha ngokutya. Isenokubangelwa kukuba bakukutya kwaye bacinga ngako kakhulu. Kuyinyani ukuba ikhamera ikhohlakele kakhulu. Ikwenza ubonakale unzima kunokuba unjalo. Kwaye ukutya kwe-movie ngokubanzi kulungile kakhulu, kuba kufuneka baqiniseke ukuba amagcisa ayonwabile. Bathanda isidlo sasemini esihle kunye nedessert. Kuyahenda. Kufuneka uzijongile.
IiBuffets ziyingozi kakhulu. Uninzi lwabadlali endibaziyo bafumana iiponti ezili-15 xa besenza imovie. Ndandiye kumdlalo bhanyabhanya kube kanye – andifuni kuthetha ukuba yeyiphi – leyo yathatha iinyanga ezisibhozo ukuyenza. Iimuvi azidutyulwa ngokulandelelana, ke unokuzibukela kwaye ubone abantu abakwimuvi bekhula besiba bancinci. Ngamanye amaxesha ndiye kwezi ziganeko zamuvi, kwaye kuyakubakho i-buffet enokutya okumnandi kakhulu. Uyakubabona bonke aba bantu babalulekileyo, abazizityebi bemi emgceni befumana iipleyiti ezinkulu zayo. Abayidingi. Kodwa ngokwasemphefumlweni, ndiyaqikelela ukuba yinto ethile yakudala. Umntu othile kufuneka ayitye.
Ndizama ukugcina i-icebox ingenanto, kwaye ndithenge izinto ngendlela endifuna ngayo. Nditya kanye ngemini. Ngokuqhelekileyo malunga nentsimbi yesi-7. Ukuba ndinezinto endizenzayo, ukutya kuyandibambezela. Ndiziva ngathi ndiphantsi kwamanzi.
UChristopher Walken wayishiya intlanzi okomzuzwana, wayikrazula ingqayi esongelwe ngephepha, emnyama, enento yokuthambisa awayeyiphose kwisitya sokuxuba.
Ngu chutney lowo, utshilo, kwaye ndiza kubeka into enkulu apho. Kwaye ndinegalikhi esele icociwe. Kwaye ityuwa yolwandle. Ndizofaka ilamuni encinci phaya ndiyidibanise. Ndine cilantro apha. Abantu abayisebenzisi kakhulu i-cilantro, kodwa ilungile ngenene.
Nditya kancinci. Ithatha ixesha elide. Ndihlala ndibukela umabonwakude, ndibetha nje ngeenxa zonke kwaye ndifumane ezi bhanyabhanya zibalaseleyo ndingazi nokuba zikhona. Yeyona nto intle malunga nale ntambo. Ndisandula ukubona umculo omangalisayo kunye nabadlali abaninzi abamnyama ababizwa ngokuba yiMozulu enesiphango. Imizuzu engama-20 yokugqibela ilungile njengawo nawuphi na umculo endakha ndawubona. Emva koko ndiye ndalala kanye.
Andiphumi ndiyotya kakhulu. Ngamaxesha athile ndiye kwezi ndawo zokutyela zintle ngesikhumbuzo okanye umhla wokuzalwa okanye enye into. Andifuni ukubiza amagama, kodwa khange ndikhutshwe kule minyaka imbalwa idlulileyo. Ngemihla yakudala – le yiminyaka engama-20 eyadlulayo- ndandidla ngokusa inkosikazi yam eLutèce kwisikhumbuzo sayo okanye ngomhla wayo wokuzalwa. Oko bekuhlala kuyinto entle. Kusenokwenzeka nangoku. Kodwa ndiye kwenye yezona zinkulu kutshanje. Itsheki yayingakholeleki. Kubantu abathathu yayingathi ngama-300 eerandi lilinye. Ndandinedada okanye into enjalo. Ngapha koko, kwakulungile. Kodwa ndenza idada engummangaliso. Kufuneka uqhume idada kuqala. Andiqondi ukuba abantu abaninzi bayayenza loo nto. Inani elimangalisayo lamafutha liza. Emva koko uyibeke kwindawo yokubeka. Uyifaka ngegalikhi kunye neeorenji, uyazi, ityuwa, ipepile, enye imifuno, nokuba yeyiphi na. Kwaye uyibeka kwirack kwaye uyosa, kwaye iphuma inyabe ngokwenene. Ndiyifumene kwincwadi yokupheka kaJulia yoMntwana. Iincwadi zakhe zokupheka ziyamangalisa, uJulia Umntwana.
Emva kokuphosa i-linguini kwi-collander, uChristopher Walken weza nesosi ye-chutney kwi-salmon fillet kwaye waqala ukuphulula isosi kwintlanzi.
Owu, ngelishwa, wathi, izandla zam zinokubonakala zingcolile, kodwa yipeyinti leyo kubo. Bendipeyinta. Ndizothatha le sauce ndiyibeke phezulu. Uyifumene amanqaku, ngoko ke iyehla ukungena emingxunyeni.
Ndiyakuthanda ukupheka kwaseMexico. Kungaphezulu kakhulu kunokuba abantu besazi. Nantsi, uyazi, i-guacamole kunye ne-enchiladas. Ndiyakuthanda ukutya ispaghetti. Ndingayitya yonke imihla kwaye kufuneka ndiyibukele. Ndiyakuthanda ukutya kwesiFrentshi kodwa ngamanye amaxesha kutyebe kakhulu. Ndakhe ndaya eJapan kanye, ndaza ndathi kubantu endandihamba nabo, niyazi, 'Ndiyakuthanda ukutya kwaseJapan, ke ndingathanda ukufumana ukutya okwenyani kwaseJapan.' Baye bandithatha baya kule restyu bandinika isitya wento ebonakala ngathi yipasta. Ndayijonga. Kwakukho onke la mehlo amancinci, kwaye yonke loo nto yayihamba. Ndicinga ukuba zazingama-eel amhlophe amancinci. Ndinazo ezinye zokuba nembeko. Kwakunzima. Kwafuneka ndiyise ezantsi kunye nebhiya.
UChristopher Walken wayisa intlanzi wayisa apho itreyi yokubhaka inxitywe nebhedi yetswele, wayiqhwaba intlanzi, ecaleni kwesauce ezantsi, waya kwetswele.
Kulungile ngoku, utshilo. Ndinayo le pan nayo yonke le anyanisi bendiyenzile. Ndibashukumisile kancinci.
Ngexesha leemovie, ndizisa okwam ukutya. Ndineendidi ezahlukeneyo zeTupperware. Kwaye ngalo lonke ixesha ndihamba ngalo naliphi na ixesha elandisiweyo, ndiza kuhlala kwigumbi okanye ehotele enekhitshi. Xa ndandisengumntwana, ndandikwimusic, kwaye kuyakubakho abadanisi, uyazi, la maGypsies aphambeneyo. Babedla ngokuvela kwihotele encinci bephethe isutikheyisi, bayivule, kwaye yayinazo zonke iintlobo zezitya zokupheka. Bebeza kupheka oku kutya kungakholekiyo. Umbulelo wawuza kufika kwaye babepheka le turkey inkulu egumbini. Andazi ukuba benze njani.
UChristopher Walken wayifaka isalmon ehovini.
Kukwi-broil, watsho. Andinaxesha layo. Unokwenza uhlobo lokuxela ngokulichukumisa.
Kuye kwafuneka ndihlale kwiindawo apho bekukho kuphela imicrowave. Akukhuthazwa, kodwa unako ukupheka iintlanzi ezithile kwi-microwave. I-Salmon unokupheka phantse naphi na. Kwaye ukuba uhlala njenge-hobo kwigumbi lehotele, unokwenza izinto ezimangalisayo kwiimbiza ezomileyo. Ungancamathisela inkukhu apho kunye neminye imifuno. Yijike iphantsi kwaye uyishiye apho imini yonke. Kwaye xa ubuya kumnandi.
UChristopher Walken wakhupha iphakheji yejumbo shrimp kwifriji kwaye, wayibamba ezandleni zakhe, wayinqunqa ngemela yokuxhela, emva koko wabaleka phantsi kwamanzi.
Oku kuyingozi kancinci, utshilo. Uyazi ukuba akufuneki usike ngoluhlobo. Ungasisika isandla sakho. Uyabona, uyabhabhathaza. Kwaye kukho lo mthambo phakathi apho. Ufuna ukuyilahla loo nto. Zizibindi, ndiyaqikelela. Ufuna ukufumana ezo zintle kwaye zicoceke.
Ndiphantse ndenza umboniso wokupheka. Ndaya eBravo nakwiMTV nakwiComedy Channel. Ndandiba neentlanganiso naba bantu kwaye ndiza kwenza lo mboniso. Yayinga-10 okanye ali-12 amacandelo. Andikhumbuli. Ndiza kuba nohlobo oluthile lokuseta ikhitshi. Ndandifuna ukuba ibe ngathi iPhousehouse kaPee-Wee. Ndiyawuthanda lo mboniso. Kwaye ndingathi mhlawumbi ndiyintombazana yokubonisa, uyazi, ndinento encinci, ndinqunqe imifuno yam. Mhlawumbi ezinye iimvumi. Kunye nabaphulaphuli. Abanye abantu abanokuthetha nabo.
UChristopher Walken wabeka i-shrimp kwindawo ephekiweyo, apho wayethumele ikonofile egalelwe ioyile. Wacudisa iorenji kwimagi yekofu eyayifunda iSikolo samaBanga aPhakamileyo i-Notre Dame, iklasi yama-25 yokuhlangana kwakhona, iklasi yowe-1967.
Ndiza kulahla igalikhi engaphezulu apho, utshilo. Ufuna i-cilantro ngakumbi kwi-shrimps. Uzibeka ngeqokobhe ezantsi kwioyile eshushu- kodwa icandelo elilandelayo liyakhohlisa kancinci, abanye bathi bayingozi. Into endiyifumeneyo apha yirum, kwaye ndikhama incindi encinci yeorenji kwirum. Kuya kufuneka ulinde de le shrimp ukuba ibe mhlophe kancinci. Ezi zikhulu, ngoko zithatha ixesha.
Ndiyayikhumbula imiboniso emidala kaDean Martin, xa wayeneeGold Diggers. Yayingumboniso omnandi kakhulu. Bathi babenayo yonke into emiselweyo kwaye wayeza kungena emotweni yakhe kwaye aqhube endlwini yakhe, apake imoto, angene kwisitudiyo kwaye ayenze ngokupheleleyo ngaphandle komkhombe. Uyayibukela kwaye ubunokumxelela ukuba wayengazi kakuhle ukuba kuqhubeka ntoni. Kwaye ngalo lonke ixesha izinto ziba rhabaxa, la mantombazana abonisa abizwa ngokuba ziiGold Diggers – la mantombazana mahle- ayesiza enze le nombolo yomdaniso. Yiloo nto endinayo engqondweni.
Banelisekile ukuba i-shrimp yayanele ngokwaneleyo, uChristopher Walken wayibamba iramu, wajika isitshisi waphosa iramu epanini, emva koko wayigquma ngesiciko. Yatshonisa phezulu.
Le phezulu ayiqinanga ngokwaneleyo, kodwa iyasebenza, utshilo. Kufana nebhafu enkulu yokuqubha ngequbuliso.
Ngentambo, le nto yayi, xa ifikile kuyo, ngamnye kubo wayefuna into echanekileyo ngakumbi. Bafuna ukuba icwangciswe ngakumbi. Ingakumbi into ebambekayo, eyenziweyo enokuphindwa. Bafuna ukuba nomlingisi ohlekisayo kunye nam. Bafuna ukuba neskripthi. Iziqhulo. Ndiyazithanda iziqhulo. Kodwa andizukufuna ukuthetha iziqhulo, uyazi. Kuba amaxesha athile izinto ziyahlekisa. Ndiyathetha, abantu abahlekisayo bayahlekisa. Kwaye ndathi kubo andizokwazi ukwenza lonto. Ndifuna ukuba kufane nomboniso weDean Martin.
Ukutya kwenziwe. UChristopher Walken waphosa imifuno kunye ne-pasta kunye, wakhupha iiglasi zewayini ezincinci, iipleyiti ezimbalwa kunye nebhotile enesiqingatha ka-1998 iCorvo, iwayini emhlophe yase-Itali. Wayephethe i-canister yokhilimu omuncu phezu kwetafile ye-pasta.
Ndihlala ndibeka ukhilimu omuncu kuloo nto, utshilo. Ixhomekeke kuwe. Ndiza kukuxelela into elula ngokwenene ukuba uza kuba nabantu ngaphaya. Kuyabiza, kodwa ufumana into ye-caviar – kodwa ungasebenzisa icaviar ebomvu. Kodwa enye yezona zinto zibalaseleyo emhlabeni lulwimi, into enkulu yokhilimu omuncu embindini kunye ne-caviar enkulu. Ngomnye pepper. Ifana neyona intle. Nabani na angayenza. Isiqwenga sesonka? Isonka esihle. Ikona nje elincinci? Ndiza kukufumanela i-napkin. Ndizokunika ukutya. Andizukutya namhlanje. Ndizotya ethubeni.
UChristopher Walken wahlamba izitya. Wacoca isinki ngesiponji. Intsalela wayifaka eTupperware. Emva koko waphosa iitawuli zamaphepha ezimbalwa emhlabeni kwaye wosula umhlaba ngokujikeleza ngaphezulu kwetawuli ngonyawo olugciniweyo.
UCilantro kunzima kakhulu ukucoca, utshilo. Zonke ezi zinto zincinci ziluhlaza.
Ukuba bendingonqena kangako, ndiza kukuxelela into endiza kuyenza. Ndayibona le nto kumabonwakude. Yonke le nto inabantu yokufaka iikhamera ezindlwini zabo, zeNet. Ndiyaqonda ukuba abantu banxiba izindlu zabo ngezi zinto, kwaye amanye amantombazana athandana naye afumanisa ukuba uhambe ze kuyo yonke i-Intanethi. Uva ngalonto. Ukuba wonke umntu angayenza, ayinakuba nzima kangako. Kufuneka ujonge ukuba ungene phi, akunjalo? Ndingadinga uncedo ngale nto. Andiqondi ncam ukuba isebenza njani i-Intanethi. Andinayo ikhompyutha. Uyazi, abantwana abaneminyaka eli-12 ubudala bayazi yonke loo nto.
Ndacinga ukuba ndingafumana ezi khamera ndizibeke ekhitshini lam eConnecticut kwaye, uyazi, vula nanini na ndiziva ndifuna njalo. Mhlawumbi ndiza kuba nexesha elithile losuku endiya kuyenza, okanye into enjalo. Unokuhlawulisa abantu ukuba bathathe ii-hits, okanye into enjalo. Kwaye bekuya kupheka mna. Ndaze ndacinga ukuyenza into ehlekisayo, bendicinga ukuba ndiza kuba nenombolo yomnxeba – uyazi, umnxeba obomvu. Kwaye banokufowuna kwaye ndibanike iingcebiso malunga nobomi babo bothando. Ndithetha izinto ezingenangqondo, imibuzo yobuqu, ngazo, uyazi, ‘Ndifanele ndenze ntoni?’ Ngemihla yakudala, bekukho ezi zinto – andikhumbuli ukuba zibizwa njani, kodwa ligama lesiSpanish. Njenge-bodega, kodwa enye into. Ngebabe kwiimbombo. Unokuthenga iyeza lothando. Ungathenga, uyazi, into, ukuba ubuqumbele umntu, ungathenga i-hex. Bade baba neerosol, ndiyakhumbula-ungafafaza umntu ukuze abathandane nawe okanye enye into. Ndingabonelela ngeenkonzo ezinje. Okanye thetha nje ndisapheka.
UChristopher Walken wahlala etafileni yasekhitshini.
Kwaye niyakhumbula inkqubo ebizwa ngokuba bubomi bakho obu? Ndacinga ukuba ndiza kuba nekhethini kwelinye icala kwaye kanye emva kwexesha ndiye ndibenendwendwe engaqondakaliyo. Uyazi, abadlali bahlala beza endlwini yam. Mhlawumbi uJoe Pesci uza aze enze i-tomato sauce. Wonke umntu wenza into, uyazi ukuba ndithetha ukuthini. Ngaba awucingi ukuba oko kuyahlekisa?
Okanye ndinokwenza uphononongo lokutyela. NjengoRuth Reichl, ndingahamba ndizifihle. Njengewigi enkulu enkulu. Njengaye wonke umntu ebezokwazi, bayakuba njengaye, Oo, nanko esiza uChris ephethe iwigi enkulu. Ngubani ohlekisayo ngezo glasi ezinkulu zimnyama? Okanye ndinganxiba okomfazi. Nxiba ngengubo enkulu yoboya, kwaye bendinokuzenza ngathi ayindim.
UChristopher Walken uthe uza kutya ethubeni.
I-T.N.T kaChristopher Walken Isibheno seShrimp
(ukhonza ezine)
1 indebe yerum emnyama
Ijusi ye-1 yeorenji
I-4 jumbo shrimp, entsha, kunye namaqokobhe ashiyekileyo
Ityuwa nepepile
Iigrafu ezi-2 zegalikhi, ecoliweyo
Iipuniwe ezi-2 zeoyile yomnquma
Hlanganisa iRum kunye nejusi yeorenji. Ukushiya iqokobhe livulekile, bhabhathaza i-shrimp ngokuyisika ngesitshetshe esibukhali, ukusika ukusuka ngasemva ukuya emilenzeni, ukuze i-shrimp ilale tyaba, igobolondo icala ezantsi, kwaye iziqingatha ezibini ziqikelela ukumila kwentliziyo. Hlamba kwaye ususe i-shrimp phantsi kwamanzi abandayo. Ityuwa kunye nepepper i-shrimp ngokukhululekileyo. Kwi-skillet phezu kobushushu obuphakathi, mdaka igalikhi. Hlela i-shrimp epanini, ecaleni kwegobolondo, kwaye usonge malunga nemizuzu emine, okanye kude kube uninzi lomzimba we-shrimp uye waba opaque. Guqula ubushushu buphezulu. Xa i-skillet iqala ukuba yi-sizzle, yongeza umxube we-rum-kunye ne-orenji-yejusi kwaye ngokukhawuleza usibeke isiciko esiqinileyo kwi-skillet, ucinezele phantsi ngokuqinileyo ukuze umphunga omncinci uphume. Gcina isiciko sicinezelwe phantsi malunga nemizuzu emi-3. Susa kubushushu, kwaye utyhile. I-Shrimp kufuneka ijonge ukutyeba, mnyama kwaye ifakwe ngaphakathi. Khonza ukusuka epanini, ngecala leqokobhe ezantsi, ugqume i-shrimp ngesosi eseleyo ye-rum.
Iilwimi ze-Zucchini Linguine
(ukhonza ezine)
Iigrafu ezi-3 zegalikhi, egalelwe
Iipuniwe ezi-3 ezongezelelweyo zeoyile ye-olive
1 itswele, idayisi
Iipilisi ezibomvu ezibomvu ezi-2, zidityanisiwe
2 zucchini, uthathe i-1/4-intshi intshi-yevili
2 isikwashi sehlobo, sika ngokufanayo
Ityuwa nepepile
I-1/2 indebe yokhula lwe-dill entsha, inqunywe
I-10 enkulu yeminquma ye-kalamata, isikiwe (ukhetho)
Ijusi ye-1 lemon
Ibhokisi ye-1 iDe Cecco linguine
Iipuniwe ezi-4 zokhilimu omuncu
Kancinci umdaka igalikhi kwioyile ye-olive kwi-skillet enkulu, kubushushu obuphakathi. Yongeza i-anyanisi kunye nepelepele ebomvu, kwaye usonge de ithambe. Yongeza i-zucchini kunye ne-squash yehlobo, kwaye usonge kude kube lula kodwa ungacimi. Ityuwa kunye nepepile ukungcamla. Okokugqibela, yongeza idill, ijusi yelamuni kunye neminquma. Gweba kunye kwaye ususe ekushiseni. Phosa umxube kunye ne-dente linguine. Gcoba nge dollop ukhilimu omuncu.
New Delhi Salmon kaChristopher Walken
(ukhonza ezine)
I-11/2 yeepawundi esandula i-salmon fillet, ulusu lushiye
Iipuniwe ezi-2 zeoyile yomnquma
1 icephe yolwandle ityuwa
I-anyanisi e-1, igalelwe kumacandelo e-1/2-intshi
Ingqayi 1 yechutney enkulu
Iigrafu ezi-3 zegalikhi, ecoliweyo
I-1/2 yekomityi ye-cilantro entsha, inqunywe
Ijusi ye-1 lemon
Yilungiselela i-broiler. Ngemela ebukhali, sika i-salmon fillet enqamlezileyo kwiindawo ezine, kodwa musa ukwaphula ulusu lwe-salmon. Hlikihla malunga neepunipuni ezimbini zeoyile yomnquma kwisiqwenga samanqaku salmon nakwimingxunya yayo, emva koko uthambise malunga nepunipoon yetyuwa yolwandle. Yisuse ecaleni. Esipokeni, umbala omdaka kancinane itswele itswele. Faka i-anyanisi ebomvu kwi-cookie sheet okanye kwi-Pyrex plate, wenze ibhedi ye-anyanisi kunye nommandla oqikelelweyo njenge-salmon fillet. Kwisitya esincinci sokudibanisa, hlanganisa i-chutney, igalikhi, i-cilantro kunye nejusi yelamuni. Hlikihla lo mxube kumphezulu we-salmon fillet, uqiniseke ukuba isosi ethile iwela kwimingxunya. Emva koko thabatha i-salmon fillet kwaye uyihlabe phantsi kwebhedi ye-anyanisi, ukuze ulusu lujonge phezulu kwaye icala lesosi liphantsi. Beka ipani kufutshane ne-broiler kunye ne-broil kangangemizuzu engama-20, okanye kude kutshiswe ulusu kwaye embindini wefillet ushushu ekuphathweni nakwipinki emnyama. Susa ulusu kwaye usebenze epanini, isosi- kunye no-anyanisi-kwicala lasezantsi.
