Omid Abtahi njengoSalim noMousa Kraish njenge-djinn.Starz Drew : Ndimele ndithi Vinnie, kude kube ngoku ndifumene Oothixo baseMelika kancinci… ukuqhuba kakubi. Hayi ngendlela eyoyikisayo, kodwa ukuhamba ngokukhawuleza ukuza kuthi ga ngoku kube nzima (kutheni iziqendu ezibini zokuqala ziphela kanye phambi komzuzu?), Kwaye njengoko ndimthanda uRicky Whittle, andicingi ukuba uShadow ungeno olulungileyo yalatha kweli bali. Iziqendu ezibini zokuqala ze Oothixo baseMelika Kubonakala ngathi ijolise ngokukodwa kubalandeli bencwadi: ukuba awuyazi ukuba ngubani lo mntu ekuqaleni, ubhala ngembali ka-Odin kunye neAnansi, kulungile… joyina iklabhu. Ngokwenyani andikhumbuli ukuba ngubani lo mfo okanye wenza ntoni kweli bali, ngaphandle kokubonelela ngesakhelo esibalisayo esenza Intliziyo yobumnyama kubonakala ngathi iqonde ngqo.
UVinnie: Ndiyakhumbula! Umntu obhala izahluko zokuza eMelika ngokubhalwa ngesandla okucocekileyo nguMnu Ibis (odlalwa nguUDemore Barnes), uthixo wase-Egypt ongamakhwenkwe kunye noMnumzana Jaquel, aka dude obamba umphefumlo womfazi emva kobomi kule veki ibandayo. Olu lwazi luphendula ngokuthe ngqo zero yonke imibuzo yakho kwaye, ukuba kukho nantoni na, yenza izinto nokuba zide zidideke. Eyona nto ilapha ndilapha ukuyenza.
Drew : Kodwa ngesi siqendu, ndiziva ngathi SIPHELELE ukuyifumana ngocwangciso lomboniso kwaye sihamba ngokukhawuleza. Ayisiyiyo kuphela into yokuba bavumele le veki ukuba uThixo azazise-inguDyakalashe wase-Egypt, u-Anubis- othe ngandlela ithile kwimizuzu emihlanu wacoca amabali amaninzi emva kokuba iiyure ezimbini ezalandelayo zingaphumelelanga ukufikelela kuzo. Umzekelo, sifunda ukuba oothixo… ubuncinci abadala… basebenza kuhlobo lokuBamba njengoko ukubamba kungabonakalisa ingqondo. Njengokuba, akunamsebenzi ukuba uyafa ungumSilamsi; okoko nje ubuntwana bakho ngexesha elinye wayekholelwa intsomi malunga noJackal, amathuba okuba azakuvela nje emnyango wakho kwaye angcamle isidlo sakho sangokuhlwa ngaphambi kokuba akuzise esikalini.
Obu buya kuba bubomi ukuba uTom Brady uza kugqiba ukuba uye ezulwini okanye awusekelwanga kwangelo xesha elinye iklasi yakho yebanga lesibhozo yathatha uhambo oluya eBoston.
UVinnie: Isikweko esifanelekileyo sokujonga uTom Brady ngokwenyani nguthixo waseMelika. Kodwa! Kanye nje ngeveki ephelileyo, Drew, ndiyalihlonela ilungelo lakho oothixo baseMelika abanoluvo olwahlukileyo kunam, kodwa ndiyayifumana indlela oqiqa ngayo iyabhidisa njengokusebenzisa kwethu izikhombisi zemidlalo ngesiquphe. Ukuhamba ngokukhawuleza, utsho? Ukuhamba ngokukhawuleza? Ukuba umba wakho ubuphethe ukuhamba, andiqinisekanga ngesiqendu esanikezela ngemizuzu eli-15 nangaphezulu kwintengiso ye-trinket yomsizi olusizi egcinwe yimilingo yamadlozi omlilo weteksi eqhuba ilangatye-moya nguye oza kubuyisa izinto endleni. Ayikuko ukuba lo mbono wawungengomhle ngokumangalisayo, umzekelo obonisa umdla wento eyenzayo Oothixo baseMelika umboniso owahlukileyo kakhulu kumabonwakude ngoku. Kodwa ayizukuhambisa ngqo izinto ngokukhawuleza. Ihambise izinto kunye ngokwenyama , ngoncedo lwepeni ye-genie ye-CGI eyandisiweyo, njengoko zonke izinto kufuneka zihanjiswe kunye.
Ndiyaqikelela ukuba le nto ndiyithethayo yile, kwaye ungayithatha ngokuthanda kwakho: Kwimizuzu engama-50 yokuqala yesi siqendu semizuzu engama-57, ekuphela kwezinto ezenzekileyo ukuhambisa ibali eliphambili yayingumdlalo omnye wechess kunye nesaqhwithi semvula.
Drew Ndiyayithanda indlela intlambululo miphefumlo yase-Egypt ibukeka ngayo kanye njengokuba injalo I-OA . Thanda ukungaguquguquki phakathi kwehlabathi! Kodwa nangakumbi, ndiyayithanda imbono yenenekazi elidala elizama ukunyoba ukufa ngento enje, ipayi yenyama ethandwayo, okanye nantoni na le ayiphekileyo. Kwaye ke ukuphendula okupheleleyo kwe-deadpan ku ukufumana uKalima'd ? Uqinisekile ukuba ndiyayenza nawe le nto? A + kuloo mdlali. Kwaye u-A + kwimbono yomntu onako ngokwaneleyo ukuvumela umphathi wemidlalo emine yezulu ukuba akhethe ikamva lakho. Ngaphandle koko uxinzelelo lwe-soooooo, uVinnie. Ngaba unokucinga?
UVinnie: Kwaye kwakungabalulekanga! Eli bhinqa lihlwempuzekileyo lalinokubuza ngokungakhathali ukuba yeyiphi ubomi obungunaphakade emva kobomi obunamahhala ngaphandle kwekati ka-Anubis efana ne-meow bitch ingcinga yenkululeko yokuzikhethela ibubuxoki.
Drew : Ngoku, ndicinga ukuba ubunamanqaku amaninzi malunga neShadow njengomlinganiswa kwiveki ephelileyo. Njengokubhanxana kwakhe konke, ukuba ndiyaphambana, kutheni ungadlali uthixo oxhela inkomo kumdlalo wabahloli? Nangona ekubuyiseni kwakhona kwakubonakala ngathi kukuzibulala okuthe kratya, ucinga ukuba umdlalo sele uqalile (kwaye njengoko uMnu Lwesithathu watshoyo kumqhubi wenqwelomoya, imidlalo ebambekayo yeyona ilula ukukopela) kwaye, mqwalasele lowo uchasene naye, bhuti. Kodwa mhlawumbi ikho into ekumele yenziwe ukuba umnqweno wokufa kukaShadow wenza INDLELA EFANELEKILEYO ngesimilo sesidoda esisandula ukuphuma entolongweni siyokufumana umfazi wasweleka noDane Cook's dick emlonyeni wakhe. Ngapha koko, i-dude sele ikhohlakele phakathi kwakhe kwaye yayithe nkqo HUNG emthini (umgca owuthandayo woluhlu ukuza kuthi ga ngoku: Isiqhamo esothusayo! Iziqhamo ezixutyiweyo!), Ndiqinisekile ukuba kufuneka ndifumane u-Anton Chigurh'd don 'Ungabhalisela iShadow ngendlela ebeya kuthi ngayo, mna okanye wena.
UVinnie: Ngokunyaniseka, ukuba intombi yam eyintombazana, nje, ngengozi yankqonkqoza kwilungu lobudoda likaDane Cook kwigumbi elinabantu abaninzi ndingabuza uthixo wokubulala waseRussia ukuba andityumze intloko ngesando, naye.
Drew: Ke simkile eShadow kwiveki ephelileyo malunga nokuba intloko yakhe yathotywa nguCzernobog, isithixo esincinci esineengcinga zezopolitiko ezinobuhlanga ezinokumenza abe ngumalume ophambeneyo Izixhobo ’Umsebenzi wosapho olandelayo. Kodwa ngethamsanqa, ngaphambi kokubulala undwendwe lwakho, oothixo bayathanda ukuba uthathe ubuthongo obuhle kuqala.
UVinnie: Ewe ndinomsindo omkhulu bayinqumle yonke intetho encinci engathandekiyo ekufuneka yenzekile phakathi komzuzu uCzernobog wayevuya ngokuya entlokweni ye-bludgeon Shadow ngemallet kunye nomzuzu awayewazisa ngawo uShadow ukuba ufuna ingubo eyongezelelweyo kukho ezimbalwa kwigunjana lendlela, kulungile, zilale kakuhle.
Drew: Ngoku andazi ngawe, Vinnie, kodwa ukuba bendicinga ukuba uPeter Stormare uza kutyhoboza ukakayi lwam ekuzeni kokusa, ndingafuna i-Ambien eyongezelelweyo okanye ezimbini. Yintoni eya kuchaza iphupha likaShadow le-espy, apho adibana khona nowesithathuVechernyayadade, uZorya, kwaye uboniswa le Wain's Wain epholileyo, elinye igama le-Big Dipper. AyingoThixo oyinyaniso othi iZorya, ebonakala ngathi kukutsha. Njengoko utshilo kwiveki ephelileyo, nayiphi na imizuzwana ngoku ulindele indlu yangasese ukuba ibhekise kuyo njengoThixo weShit kulo mboniso. Ndiyathetha, kukho ezi thixo zineengcinga ezinjengeMedia kunye neTekhnoloji ejikelezayo, kodwa iinkwenkwezi zokoqobo ngokwazo azenzi thixo?
Iindevu zikaOdin ezithandekayo, uVinnie, ndinokuba ndicinga ngale nto.
UVinnie: Kwimizuzu efana nale, apho ababhali bagqiba ekubeni bayiphathe imithetho Ngubani uThixo Ngaba kunjalo? kungcono uhlale phantsi ubonakalise indlela ngobuhle ngobuhle lo mboniso ujonga ngamanye amaxesha.
Njengaye, ndifuna ukucwina kuloo Charmin Ultrasoft-esile lavender tint ukuba umlawuli uDavid Slade ukwazile ukuhlamba lonke eli phupha-njengesihogo ngokulandelelana phantsi.
Drew: Sifumana isiqwenga solwazi ESIBALULEKILEYO kulo mboniso, kukuba xa yena (engacacanga ukuba ngubani!) Owakhe wabaleka ejele leNkwenkwezi (okanye into), umhlaba uya kube ugqithile. I-Shadow ifana Kulungile, elandelela ngokunyanisekileyo uluvo ngokubanzi eMelika ngoku. Ukuphela kwehlabathi ngoLwesibini? Izandi malunga nelungelo.
Emva koko uShadow uyahamba noZoria, okhokelela ekulungeleni, ngoku umgca wam WOKUTHANDA womboniso: ukwanga kuyenyanyeka, kodwa ngendlela entle. Njengetshizi eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka okanye ibranti. EWE NGOKUQHELEKILEYO. LEYO kunye Ingxowa YESANDI , AMATHAMSANQA.(Hayi kodwa okwenyani, ukusukela ngoku ukuya kwam kumgca wokudibana nabafana: Kuya kufuneka undiphuze. Siza kuyenza ngoku.)
UVinnie: Ndingumlandeli omkhulu womgca ukhetha ukufa kunokuba uphile kwihlabathi elinamabhere esibhakabhakeni? kuba sithandwa senkosi, nenekazi, ewe. Ukuba kukho Ibhere elikhulu elenziwe ngesitayile ndilinde nje ukubhabha ezantsi nditye iChicago okanye nantoni na ke ewe uyandibulala kwaye uyenza ngoku.
Drew: Owu, kananjalo? Umthunzi ufumana eyakhe iNYANGA? Kwaye, Mnu Lwesithathu uphuma noCloris Leachman, othe ngandlela thile utshabalalisa i-Odin's Wain kwaye aqale imfazwe eyaprofethwa nguZoria kwimizuzwana nje edlulileyo. Uyazi ke, ukuba usazibuza ukuba nguwuphi uthixo othanda uLwesithathu, kufanele ukuba ucace ngoku.
Njengokulungileyo, ukuza kuthi ga ngoku siyazi ukuba uMnu.
- Uthixo wakudala.
- Uthixo wemfazwe.
- Uthanda uLwesithathu
- Inento yokwenza ne-Big Dipper kunye nelinye igama layo.
Akukho nto? Akukho nto ???
UVinnie: ENKULU ABOYIKI UMnu Lwesithathu ngenene nguBatman villain weKhalenda.
Drew : Ekugqibeleni sibubona ubuntu bukaShadow, obungaphezulu kokuthengisa nje kukaTom Ford. (Ngokukrakra, eyona ngxaki yam inkulu ngalo mboniso ukuza kuthi ga ngoku yindlela uShadow ayifumene ngayo isuti efanelekileyo yokuphuma entolongweni, kunye nendlela awayenayo ngayo iselfowuni esebenzayo kunye neenombolo zabahlobo bakhe ezazicwangciswe ngobo busuku. kuye eli xesha lonke? Ibithathiwe? Ngubani obehlawula ityala leseli ngalo lonke elixesha? Ngaba uye wamisa umngxuma phakathi kokuphuma ejele esiya kwisikhululo senqwelomoya kumngcwabo womfazi wakhe? IMIBUZO EMININZI!) Siyazi ukuba uShadow ungene ukuvalelwa entolongweni, kodwa asikamboni eyinyhasha ngendlela enza ngayo kwesi siqendu, ekholisa uCzernobog ukuba NOKUZONWABISA OKUNGAKUMBI kunokutshayisa intloko yakhe ibe yimpuphu ngekhe akwenze oko. Ngokwenyani, umthe tye UKUMTSHABISA komnye umdlalo. Ngaba iyasebenza loo nto ??? Ngaba kufanelekile ukuba ndicela umngeni kubantu abaninzi abasongela ubomi bam kwimidlalo yabantwana?
Inqaku elisecaleni: Andazi ukuba uFuller uyikhupha njani le nto, kodwa ndiziva ngathi ndinganuka indlela iCzernobog enukayo ngayo.
UVinnie: Ewe, besele sisekele kwiveki ephelileyo ukuba uCzernobog ngoyena thixo unosizi kwimbali, kwaye oko kubandakanya inkunzi-G evela eBhayibhileni, owayethembele kum, wayengumntu oyinyani uJon Snow moper de ngathi sisiqingatha sebali lakhe lemvelaphi. Iyavakala ke into yokuba uShadow angadlala ukungazithembi kweCzernobog kwiinkulungwane ezadlulayo njengefiddle fiddle yeWittle. I-Russian bastard ehluphekayo, ebilayo ayikholwa nokuba ingayikhonkxa ngokufanelekileyo iShadow ngesando esineenyawo ezintlanu. Ngaba ububonile ubungakanani bentloko kaRicky Whittle? Ndingayibetha loo nto ngesibhengezo seLego esimalunga neenyawo ezingama-25.
Drew: Ndiyayithanda iMads Sweeney ayikho elungileyo, embi kakhulu, usuku olubi. Lowo enoScott Thompson osuka Abantwana kwiHolo , ngokunyaniseka, ayisiyonto imbi yosuku. Owu, ide yenzeke le nto.
UVinnie: Nangona ndilungile ndichulumancile lonto Oothixo baseMelika Ndifumene indlela yokongeza kwi-phobia esele inzulu esekwe ngu Indawo yokugqibela engu-2 , Ndimele ndivume ukuba uPablo Schreiber ubethelela ukubonakala kokungahambi kakuhle emva kokubona ukusweleka komntu ohlekisayo kwiinyawo ezimbini.
Ubuso obenziwe nguMad Sweeney emva kokuba umqhubi ebethelelwe ngekrele ngombhobho wentsimbi bubuso obufanayo obenziwa ngabantu xa umntu ezisa usana olilayo kuloliwe wePATH.
Drew : Yima, makhe sixoxeI-Islamic genieU-Djinn, usebenza njengomqhubi wekhabhathi ye-gay eNew York ngomlilo oqobo wamehlo. Simbonile lo mfo ngaphambili, kwiveki ephelileyo, eshiya isidlo sangokuhlwa emva kokudibana noMnu ngoLwesithathu. Kuyenzeka ukuba simbone ekwimo yenyathi, ikwanomlilo wamehlo, kumqhubi wenqwelomoya.Kodwa um… yintoni eyona nto uyithandayo malunga noVinnie? Eyam yey: damn, nkqu ooThixo abancinci bafumana inyathelo elininzi kunam. Bacoca i-fuck up! (Ngaba nguLukas Haas umkhweli we-Djinn?) Ngoku uyahamba!
(Zama ukuphepha nantoni na eya kukufumana esisongelo sokufa kwi-Twitter, nceda.)
UVinnie: Ndiyathetha, ndikhathazekile kancinci ucinga ukuba i-vignette eyandisiweyo efikelela kwisini sendoda-yendoda ngokuthanda kakhulu ukuwela ixesha, indawo kwaye uhlobo lomntu aluyongxaki enkulu. Andazi ukuba uyakwazi na ukuxela, kodwa ndathenga waaaay fudge in Oothixo baseMelika ’ ifomula, kwaye ibandakanya yonke i-trippy, ukuphambuka okungxamisekileyo okuza nayo. Oku kuza eMelika kwakukuhle ngokwenyani kukulinda kwayo kutheni i-genie iqhuba iteksi? uhlobo lwendlela. Andiqinisekanga ukuba kufuneka sinyanzele into eshushu yokuyithatha le ngaphandle kokufuna i-TV ngendlela ENGAKUMBI? Njengokuba, mhlawumbi kuya kufuneka sijonge ukuba kutheni Imidlalo yeethrone' Iibhola-to-boobs ratio azilingani ngaphezu kwebunzi lika-Ian McShane.
Ngokwenyani, ingxaki yam ekuphela kwayo ngayo yonke le ndlela yindlela ephele ngayo. USalim nje… ufumana iteksi ngoku? I-djinn NJE ichaze ukuba kufanelekile kanjani ukuba ngumqhubi weteksi eNew York! Ndishukunyiswa ukuba nditshintshe igama elithi Ghosting ngokufumana iJinned On.
Drew : Ngoku, ndingathanda ukukubonisa indlela ikopi-yombhali ka-Starz asichaza ngayo esi siqendu, kuba yi) succinct kunye b) uhlobo olumangalisayo.
Kodwa loo nto indizise kwindawo yam elandelayo: yimalini uMnu Lwesithathu ade afune iShadow kule stunt? Ndiyathetha, iyabila kwisikhonkwane sikaShadow sithathe ifowuni ngalo mboniso ulingana neVandelay Industries.Ngokuqinisekileyo uthixo unokuphatha i-heist encinci yebhanki ngaphandle koncedo lwe-ex-con, ekufuneka ucinge, luhlobo olunzima lokuphoswa kukuzulazula kufutshane nomrhumo wefowuni ohlawulelwayo ongaphaya kwesitalato usuka kwiTrust yeSizwe. Kodwa fokanye esinye isizathu, bendicinga ukuba le heist izakuba ne-hiccup enkulu, kodwa kungenxa yokuba ezi ndlela zokugqibela zokuphanga zikamabonwakude zibandakanye oololiwe, imeth, izigcawu, idynamite kunye neerobhothi. Akunjalo nje, okulingana nokuba noBart Simpson abize uMoe.
UVinnie: Ewe, uyalibala ukuba i-Shadow ibonakala ngathi inayo kubonakalise isaqhwithi sekhephu ukusuka ngaphakathi kwentloko yakhe egudileyo. Oko… kufuneka ubale into, akunjalo? Ngokwenyani ndicinga ukuba ezona zinto zingcono zokuhanjiswa kukaWittle ukuza kuthi ga ngoku kulo mboniso yi-sassy-as-hell mutter yakhe Bendicinga ngekhephu ukuya ngoLwesithathu xa bephuma emotweni. Utsho ngethoni efanayo yomntwana ofikisayo othetha notata wabo ongqongqo, ukuba loo mfana ubukrwada naye ujongeka njengemodeli yokomelela komzimba kwaye wayishiya i-CW's I-100 phantsi kweemeko ezithandabuzekayo .
Drew : Ngokukhawuleza ngokwenene ngoku: sibona uMad Sweeney ebuya, ithamsanqa lakhe lincinci kakhulu kunxiba, emva kokuba enike uShadow ingqekembe engeyiyo. Kodwa yhoo, emva kwexesha, uShadow wayiphosa loo ngcwaba engcwabeni lomfazi wakhe ngaphambi kokungcwatywa kwakhe. Yeyiphi, engaqhelekanga ngokwaneleyo, akubonakali ngathi iyamkhathaza uSweeney. Phola thnx C U! kunye neIrishstache yaseIreland ibuyile engcwabeni likaLaura Moon, isimba into eqinisekileyo ukuba iza kubola iye ishiyeke kancinci (kunye okanye ngaphandle kwemfihlo yesithandwa sakhe esithungelwe ngaphakathi kuye, ukuba i-Audra entle iyakholelwa,) kodwa endaweni yoko ... isothuso! AKUKHO NTO ebhokisini! Akukho ngqekembe, akukho mzimba, kunye nokudideka kukaSweeney kubonisa okwethu okomzuzwana, ngaphambi kokuba sinqumle uShadow evula umnyango wehotele yakhe. Siyazi ukuba ngubani oza kuba semva kocango. Kwaye, ukulala umgca ukusuka kwiprogram eyintandokazi yeMedia: Ufumene ezininzi 'i-splainin' zokwenza!
UVinnie: Ngqo, ukuba uLaura Moon wayeye kubulisa injana kunye ne-Dane Cook's enqunyiwe ipenisi yayiwe ngaphandle komlomo wakhe ngekhe ndaliqonda igama elithi Peak TV.
