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UTony, indoda eyayinamaqabane amabini ebethandana nayo yafika kwindlu awayehlala kuyo nentombazana yesithathu ahlangana nayo, emva koko wadibana nabo bobathathu ngexesha lomdlalo bhanyabhanya kaEddie Murphy / Nick Nolte, uyaqhutywa kumona obangelwe ngumona ngenxa yokufika kweentyatyambo ezizizimumu. Ukufika kwe-bouquet kunika ukukhula kophawu ngakumbi kunayo nayiphi na irote Ilizwe lokwenene udliwano-ndlebe. Umzekelo, uTony woyikisa ngokususa iintyatyambo ngokuthi, ndizakuziphosa iintsimbi kumnyango wangaphambili. Ngaba wakha weva umntu ebhekisa kwiintyatyambo njengamaqhuqhuva ngaphambili? Andi. Kutheni ubaphosa ngaphandle ngomnyango wangaphambili? Kutheni ungangeni kwinkunkuma? Kutheni ungaphumi ngefestile? Kutheni ungangeni kuMlambo iChicago? Iintyatyambo, njengabo bonke abo bahlala kunye nabo 'Amathambo afike ngomnyango wangaphambili ke ngoko mabaphume ngomnyango wangaphambili. Kwelinye icala, uMadison uyavuma ukuba akazange afumane iintyatyambo ezintle njengezi ntyatyambo ziqhelekileyo.
Kwiveki ephelileyo, bendixolile kwangaxeshanye ndidanile nguMathison's Skeleton. Ndonwabile ukuba yayingudade wabo hayi ukwenza kwakhe iziyobisi, ukuphembelela ukuvalelwa ejele, isoka elidala elibi. Nangona ndifuna ukumbona ex-bf. Kodwa andizange. KODWA NDENZE. Kule veki, sifunda ukuba kukho omnye umntu owayethandana naye. Igama lakhe nguSkyler kwaye uyazi nje, wenza into yasemkhosini. Akazange amtsalele kumakhoboka eziyobisi. Ngokwenyani, iziyobisi zonakalise ukuhamba kwakhe noMadison. Unetattoo yesifuba kunye nobunye ubugcisa bomzimba obungaziwayo obufana ngqo netape ethi Iinyawo ezintandathu-zeLanga, uKerri Walsh ubeka emagxeni akhe ngexesha lehlobo leolimpiki yeOlimpiki. Ukwabiza uMadison ngeenyathi ezinkulu ezimhlophe. Ungumfana wonke owayethanda intombazana enzima kakhulu kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo ukuba ayisoze, nanini na, ihambe nokuba yenzani, njengokuya kwenza nomnye umntu xa umthatha uye kumkhuthaza njengomhla wakho okanye uyazi, njengokwenza umthwalo kwisikhephe yeheroin nokuya ejele. Xa uMadison ebonakala noSkyler, uTony uyaphulukana nayo. Uyakwazi ukuxelela xa uTony ephulukana nengqondo ngenxa yokuba ebambekile kwiluphu, eziphinda ephindaphindeka okomntu omncinci, onqwenela ingqalelo uRainman. UTony uxelele wonke umntu ahlangana naye malunga neentyatyambo ezibonakalisayo. Ngokuqinisekileyo uxelele i Ukutshata Nabantwana umthombo kunye Abasemzini abagqibeleleyo umnyango ojikelezayo kuba ayingobantu abanokuhamba bemke kuye. Xa umphathi kaTony ebuza ukuba yena noMadison baqhuba njani, uyaphinda wathi Silungile. Silungile. Silungile, amaxesha amaninzi kuvakala ngathi ayisiyompazamo yakho Ukuzingela okuhle .
Ngenxa yokuba umabonakude eyinkosikazi enkulu kwaye emangalisayo, usinika iindawo ezininzi zikaTony noSkyler abanyanzelwe ukuba baxhonywe kunye noMadison. UTony umbetha ngqo kwi-bat kunye Uyazi ukuba yintombazana yam leyo, akunjalo? Kutheni umkhupha kwimihla? Hayi, ndiyadlala. HAHAHAHA * uthetha iiggs eSkyler, ngokuthe chu ukuzoba umnwe wakhe emqaleni nasemlonyeni ufile. Kwaye ukucinga kukaSkyler kufana Ndiyithandile indlela yakhe ixesha elide kunawe, khange umbukele nokujikeleza iziyobisi, uya kuba ngowam ngenye imini ukuba ndihlala ecaleni kwakhe ndenze njengomhlobo ongoyikisi. NGUBANI OFUNA UKUBA NDIBEKE NDIFAKA IJUISI YELIMONI EMEHLO AM , HAHAHA, ayisiyonto ihlekisayo leyo, andisoyikisi, uMadison ngu-bffffffffffffffff-NDIYAMTHANDA, uh-bffffffffffff. Kwaye uMadison ufana, hee akamhle uSkyler? Kwaye uTony unjengokuba ndingamniki nto ngaye. Hayi, ndiyadlala. Kodwa hayi nyani kuba ndim ndedwa uTony Raines, ndiyintshatsheli, Akukho TONY 2.0, andinawo nomona wokuba uphume wahamba naye kuba ndathi ndifunela ingxowa yenja, kodwa Andiyithandi le nto, kodwa ndiyaphila. I-FEEEEEEELINGS, ayikho enye into ngaphandle kwe-FEEEEEEELINGS. Andizange ndibenayo into yokukhula. I-T-Imvula, yo. Kwaye wonke undwendwe olucinga ukuba uTony umphethe kakubi uMadison, konke oku ngaphandle kukaBruno, ucinga ukuba kulungile ukuba uTony ekugqibeleni afumane incasa encinci yeyeza lakhe.
UTony unyibilikile endlwini. Uyaziphosa ezo ntyatyambo, kodwa hayi ngaphandle komnyango. Uwaphosa kwibhalkoni, ivasi kunye nako konke, ekhitshini. Emva koko upheqa ibhedi kaSkyler kwaye uya kuphosa oko ngaphezulu. UTyler unale nkangeleko, njengale ndoda iphambeneyo kodwa angandiphosa phezu kwebhalkhoni ukuba oko kuthetha ukuba uMadison uza kuba ngowam kwakhona. Okokugqibela, uMadison uthulisa uTony phantsi kwaye uye wagqotsa waya kuTony-sleep, apho uTony eyiKumkani kwaye lonke eli bhinqa linomdla kuye. Ngentsasa elandelayo, yena noSkyler benza abahlobo njengoko uSkyler etyhila ukuba kuya kuba yinto ephambeneyo ukuba angene endlwini azame ukuhamba eMadison, umfazi ahlala enaye kwaye eya kuhlala emthanda. Ke, kanye, poof, umkile.
UTony ayinguye yedwa undwendwe lwedrama yomfazi. UBruno ukhupha uCarla ngomhla omnandi. Xa engena kwintombazana uya kwenza nantoni na kubo kuba ungumfana othanda iChick Flicks kunye ne-junk. Ufuna ubusuku bakhe bufane nomdlalo ovela kwiNcwadana. Ndiyibonile imovie ngaphezulu kwamaxesha angamashumi amabini. Kwaye ndiwukhumbula ngokucacileyo umbono xa uNowa wayisa uAllie kwigumbi lokugcina inyama laseCarmichael kwicala laseNtshona laseChicago kunye no-Allie kufana nokuba kutheni ndingazange ndive kuwe kwaye uNowa ufana nokuthi NDAKUTHENGA I-365 SIRLOINS !! Ndiba neenyembezi ngalo lonke ixesha ndicinga ngayo. Kodwa uBruno ulwa noCarla kuba ufuna ukusika iinwele zakhe simahla kwaye ngekhe amxelele ukuba zibiza malini. Kwaye ubuza ukuba ingaba le yinto yokuhlekisa kwaye yena umbono wakhe kaJoe Pesci, Ke ndiyintlekisa ngoku? Ngokunyaniseka, andinalo nofifi lokuba isihogo uBruno uthini isiqingatha sexesha okanye kutheni engena kule mfazwe. Uphosa uCarla ngaphandle kwendlu kodwa emva koko umbize kamva kwaye bayaxolisa kwaye uthi Bruuuuuuun-O, ndigqibile ngezi khamera kwaye umxelela ukuba uyamthanda. Emva kwexesha, akumelanga ukuba ahambe naye kodwa wenza njalo. Ndiyathetha ukuba baya kwenza ntoni, bamkhabe ngaphandle komboniso? Sele ephantse wabetha intombazana yakhe ahlala nayo, waqhekeza isiqingatha sendlu, wayethetha gadalala, kwaye esoyikisa wonke umntu. Kodwa ewe, umkile xa bekungafanelekanga, ke unamathuba okubuyela ekhaya.
Ngawo onke amaSeletele ahamba, iqela lemigulukudu liyokonwaba. UJason wenza umhlobo wakhe. UTony noMadison bonwabile. Omnye umntu uthenga izithonga zikaNicole kwaye udanisa naye. Busuku benzolo. Emva koko uTony uyeba ibhotile yewayini aze abanjwe. Unika ibar ikhadi lakhe lekhredithi kodwa uyazi ukuba iyakwaliwa. USylvia ucaphuka. UJason ukhathazekile. UNicole ongumlingani wesini esahlukileyo, wenza esi sihlobo, uZach, umlinganiswa wam omtsha endimthandayo Ilizwe lokwenene , UKUZE umbhatalele ibhotile ebiwe nguTony. Kwaye uyakwenza. Ilungele uZach. Kwakhona, kuvakala ngathi yibhotile yewayini engama-20. Andigwebi mali nakubani na kodwa ukuba ikhadi lakho letyala alinayo indawo ye- $ 20 kuyo, yingxaki leyo. Emotweni, uSylvia unomsindo ukuba uTony angayenza loo nto. Kuyabonakala ukuba, ayisiyiyo okokuqala ukuba uTony ahlasele into. Uziva ngathi ibenza bonke babonakale bengalunganga. UNicole umela uTony. Kukho yonke le nto yokuba yinkwenkwe yethu, kufuneka sibenomqolo nokuba uphoswa ntoni na. Kodwa ubukhulu becala, ndicinga ukuba abantu bayagula kukuziphatha kakubi kukaTony noBruno. USylvia ubiza uTony ngenkunkuma emhlophe ngokuba. UTony une-meltdown # 2 yesiqendu, egcwalise nge-shadow-boxing, stomping, i-shirt-grabbing, kunye ne-anecdote engaqondakaliyo malunga nokungabinalo uhlobo lwe-air conditioner apho unokuhlengahlengisa khona ubushushu endlwini yakhe ekhulayo. USylvia noJason baziva ngathi uNicole wenza izizathu kuBruno noTony nokuba benza ntoni kodwa ubambe uJason noSylvia kweminye imigangatho. UNicole uyagula kukuva uJason ekhala ngaye kwaye waya kuye. Isiqendu siphela kwi-cliffhanger.
Ngokuphawulekayo engekhoyo kule veki ngu-V. Ujikelezile kodwa akanaso isiqendu. Kodwa unenkangeleko entle yesiqendu sonke. USkyler odikidiki, onxilileyo umi ecaleni kwebhedi yokulala xa uV ehamba ecaleni kwakhe ngetawuli aze amdubule ajonge ukubunyibilikisa ubuso bakho ngokukhawuleza kunokuvula iTyeya yomnqophiso ekupheleni kwe-Indiana Jones. Uyamangaliswa yiyo kwaye uyakhubeka ukuyisusa. UBOMU BOKUGQEKEZA.
Izinto zixinene endlini kwaye kujongeka ngathi uJason sele eza kuphulukana naye kuNicole. Ndiyathemba ukuba ukuhlela okuhle nje kodwa siza kubona. Kule veki izayo sisiphelo sonyaka kwaye ndiza kulila de kuqale iSizini 31.
