Eyona Ukuzonwabisa 'Ibali laseMelika lokuDuduzela' Ixesha le-6 iNkulumbuso yokuBuyisa: Boo (Blair) Bitch!

'Ibali laseMelika lokuDuduzela' Ixesha le-6 iNkulumbuso yokuBuyisa: Boo (Blair) Bitch!

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Okuninzi njenge Ibali laseMelika laseMelika : Kulungile, andifuni ukuva malunga nephupha lakho elingaqhelekanga, amIright guys?I-FX



Andiyibhalisi kwi-adage yokuba zimbini iintlobo zabantu emhlabeni, nokuba zenzela ukuba zintle kakhulu Amahlaya e-Twitter . Kukho, umzekelo, ubuncinci iintlobo ezintathu zabantu abaxakeke ngumzimba kaRyan Murphy WEDWA. Kukho iindawo eziqinisekileyo zokufa (jonga i-Gleeks okanye nayiphi na indawo ye Iklabhu yabalandeli beBooBooDaddy ); umlindi ozonda inzondelelo wehipster (ngaba babulala indlala uJessica Lange ngaphambi kokufota ngenxa yokuba xa ehlafuna loo ndawo inzima blah blah uyayifumana inqaku NANTSI ISIKHUMBUZO ESIMNANDI ) emva koko kukho mna. Ndizibiza ngokuba ngumbonisi olumkileyo kaRyan Murphy nayo yonke i-crossover yakhe, ikhampasi, uhlala eyonqena kodwa ngamanye amaxesha INCEDIBLE coterie yenkqubo kamabonwakude. Mna ngokwam iwe ngaphezulu kwiseti yokuqala yabantu kunale yokugqibela , Kwaye ndiya kuvuma ukuba ndisakhathala ngokwaneleyo malunga Ibali laseMelika laseMelika -Ewe, Umboniso weFreak Kwaye konke –ukuthotywa xa inkulumbuso ingafikeleli kulindelo lwam. Kwaye kuyo yonke i-hoopla kunye ne-buzz kunye ne-misdirects ezithengiswa kakhulu (yona ngokwayo yayiyintengiso engaqhelekanga, ukuba abadali bakho baphume bavuye malunga nokuba akunakwenzeka njani ukuba baphile ngokuthanda kwabo), I-Roanoke Nightmare yam yaziva iphawuleka … Tyaba. Ngokwenjongo, ngokuqinisekileyo. Yima nzu… ncwina .

Kuqhubeka ntoni ngeli xesha lonyaka? Ewe, emva KWONKE OKU, kuvela ukuvuza kwangaphambili malunga nebali elibandakanya ikoloni elahlekileyo yaseRoanoke kwaye uhlobo oluthile lwesidalwa seSlenderman ehlathini lwenzeka ngokuchanekileyo. Yawn, wayibiza. Isixhobo sokwakha esibalisayo, sokuba umboniso ngoku ngumboniso, ngaphakathi, nabantu bokwenyani bethetha amabali abo njengeentloko zokuthetha ngelixa elona cebo liqhubekayo njengembonakalo, kunokuba mnandi ezantsi emgceni, kodwa wandibetha ngokungaphezulu ingcinga entle kunemodeli ezinzileyo. Ngenxa yokuba le miboniso ayifotwanga njengemiboniso; Zifotwa okweenkqwithela ezipheleleyo, isichotho samazinyo apho uMarcia Clark kunye no-O.J. USimpson njengesibini esitshatileyo esithandabuzayo nokuba bayayitshona yonke into enambuzelayo ukuya kwimithambo okanye ukubulala abantu abanobuhlanga. Musa ukukhathazeka, iCuba Gooding Jr. ngokuqinisekileyo icinga ukuba kunjalo Zombini Ezi zinto, kwaye kamsinya nje yena noSarah Paulson bahlala kwikhaya labo elitsha (athe walishiya kwangoko, kuba ungumthengisi ohambahambayo, nto leyo iseyinto esele isekhona, esp xa unokuphakama usuke eLa uye EMZANTSI UCAROLINA), uphume efaka iikhamera zokhuseleko ukuze abambe izinto ezingaqhelekanga ezenzeka ngaphandle kwendlu. Ayikwazanga ukufaka i $$ eyongezelelweyo yokufaka isitshixo sokwenyani kwiingcango, okanye enye yezo zinto zokwazisa inkampani elumkisa ngenkqubo yokungena endlwini nangona kunjalo. Mhlawumbi ungumthengisi wekhamera yevidiyo ohambahambayo?

Ewe ewe, kwaye uSarah Paulson uphinda enze amava kaLily Rabe edlala umfazi ogama linguShelby, kwaye iCuba idlala umyeni wakhe, uMatt (naye odlalwa nguAndre Holland ngokulandelelana kweentloko). Into evakalelwa kakhulu, iphinde isetyenziswe kwakhona apha: kwixa elidlulileyo, uMurphy wayenabalingisi abaphindaphindayo kwaye badlala ngaphezulu komlinganiswa omnye (kwihotele ephelileyo uPaulson noFinn Wittrock kwiindima ezimbini nganye), kwaye ngoku sinokuchasana noko, Kubonakala ngathi ayinangqondo ngakumbi okanye inomdla wokubukela. Ewe siyayifumana, ulwaphulo-mthetho lokwenyani / imisebenzi yeparanormal ibonisa ukuba ishushu ngoku, kwaye umntu unokuthi iMurphy's phenomenal Abantu V. OJ Simpson ibingumboniso wokomfuziselo omangalisayo owawusebenza njengomlinganiso olungileyo kubo bonke Iingqungquthela kwaye Ukwenza Ababulali emhlabeni ngoku. Kodwa i-Murphy kunye ne-AHS abanomdla kwi-gritty realism yokuba umboniso awunakukhathazwa ukuba udlale kwi-trope yawo: yiyo loo nto, iintloko ezithethayo zivela njengento engekhoyo. Ngokucacileyo, sinokucinga ngokufomatha ukuba oku kuthetha ukuba uShelby noMat, kunye nodadewabo kaMat u-Lee (uAdina Porter njengentloko ethetha, u-Angela Bassett kwimidlalo ephilayo) basinda kwiRoanoke Nightmare, ngaloo ndlela bethintela kuphela ukungavisisani ebalini ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, kodwa nguRyan Murphy lo sithetha ngaye. Ezi doppleganger inokuba zizinto zenyani zikaMat noShelby noLee, abasabotshwe kwigumbi elingaphantsi kwenye indawo, bebukele into endikholelwa ukuba nguDenis O'Hare badubula imuvi yasekhaya Kude kube sekuseni .

Ewe ewe, ke masifike kuloo nto yozuko. AHS Ayinakubekwa tyala ngendlela ekunzima ngayo ukukrazula ezinye iikhonsepthi ezoyikisayo, kuba olo luhlobo lwenqaku lomboniso. Kodwa bekuncinci nasempumlweni ukuba ube neetreyila UBlair Witch eqhuba ngexesha lentengiso lomboniso obile oonodoli beentonga ngqo kwisebe labo lepropu. Kwakhona, ndiqinisekile ukuba ndikho kwinto enale Kude kube sekuseni Ithiyori, kuba ii-wendigos yinto enokwenzeka I-Roanoke Nightmare . Cinga ngako: izitho ezide, ihagu yentloko yomntu-ingxubevange? Sithetha ngee-Skinwalkers yonke indlela, sana.

Siphela ngoShelby esenza ekuphela kwento esengqiqweni onokuyenza xa indlu yakho ihlaselwa, Ukuhlangulwa -style, kunye nokuqhuba i-fuck ngaphandle kwedodge, kuphela ukubetha uKathy Bates kwiingubo ezindala, amlandela ehlathini, ethi iqale kwangoko ingene ngendlela engaqhelekanga. (Clive kakhulu Barker, Kwiinduli, eziXekweni. Ukwalahleka kwangoko, NJENGOKO KWENZIWA NGAMNYE, aze akhubeke kuninzi lwezinto ezilahliweyo zikaBlair Witch, emva koko… iinguqulelo zeentaba zeentaba ezineefolokhwe? Ngaba ezinye zitshatile ngesiqingatha sobuchopho obuphakathi? Iinduli zinamehlo Udibana neGongqongqo lehagu? Asazi ukuba sijongana nantoni apha okwangoku, kwaye ngaphandle kokuvulwa kwethu ngokulandelelana ngetyala ukusixelela ukuba silindele ntoni ngeli xesha lonyaka, ndigcina nje iminwe yam iwela ukuba u-Evan Peters ayenze kwisiqendu esilandelayo.

Ukujongwa kokuHamba:

-Ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo i-Lee's backstory iyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu. Ndandilipolisa elasindisa usana emngxunyeni, ndonzakala emsebenzini, ndalikhoboka leVicodin, emva koko umrhanelwa wam wazidubula kodwa ndatyholwa ngalo mhla kwangolo suku wandishiya umyeni wam. Damn, gcina ezinye zezo zinto zasemva kwexesha lonyaka, nenekazi! Kwakhona, bendimthanda uNks. Porter – endizakuhlala ndimazi kuqala njengomama kaTara Igazi lokwenyani Ukukhetha ukudlala i-Basset ye-dopple-popple.

Ndiyathemba ukuphela kwale, WONKE umntu uya kufumana intloko ethethayo. Njengengxilimbela yehagu kufuneka nje ibe kwikhamera ngaxa lithile, ngaphandle kokuba nguMat Bomer kwaye unxibe imask yentaka kwaye uya Ewe, okomzuzwana apho, ndaziva ndingaqondwa ngokupheleleyo ngabamelwane bam abatsha.

- Ibali laseMelika laseMelika 'Ixesha lesithandathu livakala njengokuphinda kusetyenziswe kwakhona inqaku lesizini eliphambili. Ukubandezeleka kwesibini emva kokuphuma kwesisu kubeka yonke imali kwindlu endala abanokuyithenga kwi-waaaaay ngexabiso eliphantsi; abamelwane abangenabuhlobo, izehlo ezothusayo, umfazi ushiyeka yedwa NGOKO, Yada yada. I-elementi ye-biracial ithe tye ukusuka kwixesha lesibini, kodwa isethwe ngo-2016 (okanye nanini na xa iphinda iphinda isenza kwakhona), le nkcukacha ibonakala iyinto encinci. Kutheni le nto esi sibini siza kuya eNorth Carolina, ngakumbi? Nasiphi na isizathu? Ndiyathetha, ukuba isizathu sokuba uMat afune ukuphuma kuso nasiphi na isixeko esikhulu sasezidolophini abaqale kuso (LA? ENew Orleans?) Kuba wayelixhoba leqela lemigulukudu elenzeka ngokungacwangciswanga (eyenzeka ngalo lonke ixesha, ngokuqinisekileyo) eyayingengokobuhlanga ekhuthazekile, kutheni ufudukela kwilali yamanzi aseAppalachian? Owu, ubuncinci apha siqinisekile ukuba abamelwane banamakhoboka. Akukho mbuzo.

-LOL kumntu othabatha ixesha lokubulala ihagu kwaye amisele umdlali we-VHS kule ndlu intsha yokubulala, xa kucacile ukuba AMAZINYO AWELA KWISIBHAKABHAKA NAKWI-TECTONIC GROUND SWELLS. Ihambisa isoyikiso, kancinci. Nantoni na eza kule Roanoke Nightmare, ndicinga ukuba abahlaseli bamakhaya abantu kwimpahla yaseColonial Williamsburg kungenzeka ukuba ngabona bancinci kubo bonke abantu.

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