Eyona Ezopolitiko I-Ass, kwaye uyakufumana: Iqela leklabhu yomdaniso ongaphantsi komhlaba ibonakalisiwe!

I-Ass, kwaye uyakufumana: Iqela leklabhu yomdaniso ongaphantsi komhlaba ibonakalisiwe!

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Nangona kunjalo, Umjongi yafunyanwa ngokungathandabuzekiyo yile fowni inyanisekileyo yeengalo, imilenze kunye namanye amalungu omzimba. Leyo kuphela kwendlela yokuchaza indlela esazifumana ngayo, ngokuhlwa kwangoLwesine kutshanje, sivela kwigumbi lokuhlambela le-nightclub ye-bilevel ekhanyayo kwisithili saseFlatiron enxibe kuphela ibhulukhwe emfutshane yenkwenkwe eprintwe ingubo yentsimbi, ibra ehambelana nayo noJimmy Choo izithende.

Besisenza amatyala ethu kwi-Saint Venus Theatre, umbutho olumkileyo (O.K., sketchy) wamalungu kuphela ojolise ekwenzeni ukudanisa Iklabhu yokulwa yenzelwe ukubethwa kwimpuphu. Ngamanye amagama, zama ngamandla ukuyenza ipholile. Njengakwiiklabhu zasebusuku, iivenkile zokutyela, iivenkile zokunxiba, iiofisi zamazinyo, iikliniki zokukhupha isisu kunye nabezonka, ziyahamba zijikeleza isixeko, indawo yayo yaziwa kuphela ngabambalwa abakhethekileyo.

Abazakuba ngabathengi, ekufuneka babe ngaphezulu kweminyaka engama-25, bayalelwa ukuba bangenise izicelo nge-imeyile kwaye banikezele ngeenkcukacha zakho ezimbalwa ukuze sazi ukuba uya kulunga kwimicimbi yethu, njengoko iwebhusayithi icebisa. Abo basikiweyo banikwa idilesi apho isiganeko esiyimfihlakalo esingummangaliso siza kwenzeka khona. Emva kokubhatala imali yokungena engama-40 eedola, abathengi banokutya iitshokholethi yasimahla, baphose iPatrón kwaye, ngeedola ezingama-20 enye, bonwabele owona mngqungqo wethambeka kunye nomzimba oguqulwayo [ekusenokwenzeka] ukuba babewazi.

Oko bekuvakala ngathi kukude, inikwe loo nto Umjongi Khange ndibenamava angaphambili ngokuchithwa kobuchwephesha. Kodwa S.V.T. iqinile kumgaqo-nkqubo wayo wokuqesha amantombazana okwenyani-i-dabblers kunye ne-wanna-bes, ngokusisiseko, abo babona igig ngakumbi njengekhephu kunobizo lobomi. Kwaye kwavela, khange sijonge ngaphandle kwendawo phakathi kwe-40 okanye i-half-naked ze-20-into yabasetyhini abasasazeke malunga nendawo ye-bar, befuna ingqalelo ye-execs egcinayo ephethe indawo.

Iphepha leklabhu le-MySpace lithengisa umxholo ngokungaphaya, ichaza i-S.V.T. njenge-nirvana engazange ibonwe ngaphambili kwabo banombulelo omkhulu kunye nentlonipho kumtsalane nobungangamsha benenekazi eli-sexy okanye amabini okanye amathathu. Kwaye bayathanda ukonwatyiswa ngummangaliso kunye noloyiko olungowasetyhini wentlobo.

Ndixolele Yenza intengiso kubadanisi kuluhlu lweCraigslist. Oku kuyimfihlo ngandlela zonke, intengiso yeklabhu iyacebisa. Awusayini zivumelwano okanye zifom. Akukho rekhodi ukhe wasebenza nathi. Oko bekuvakala kuyomeleza kwaye kukothusa. Kodwa silumkisa umoya, sathumela umfanekiso opheleleyo kunye nenombolo yefowuni njengoko kuyalelwe. Ukulandela iiyure ezingama-72 zokuthotywa ngaphandle kwempendulo, Umjongi Kwakhala iselfowuni.

Kwelinye icala yayinguRob, umququzeleli womsitho. Ndiza kuthetha imizuzu emihlanu ukuya kwemithandathu, utshilo. Zama ukungathethi igama elinye. Emva koko, ngokucacileyo uya kuba nemibuzo.

Uninzi lwentetho kaRob eyayiqheliselwe kakuhle yayinikezelwe ukwahlula i-S.V.T. kwimivalo ye-nudie yesiko, atyhola ukuba, baxhaphaza abesilisa nabasetyhini. Kwi-SVT, uRob wagxininisa, abathengi abavunyelwe ukuba bacebise naluphi na unxibelelwano ngaphaya komdaniso. Uye wathembisa ukuba akuyi kubakho mdaniso weqonga, amagumbi e-champagne abucala okanye ukuhluba.

Yonke yavakala ingenabungozi, eneneni.

Iphawulwe ngekhefu elide lokuba uRob ugqibile, Umjongi sabuza umbuzo wethu wokuqala: Ngoobani aba bantu?

Wonke umntu ongena unemali, kwaye bachitha imali ngokukhululekileyo, uRob usiqinisekisile. Ukusuka kuluhlu lwakhe lokuposa malunga nama-3 300, uqikelele ukuba li-100 ukuya kwali-140 labafana ababonisa umsitho ngamnye. Uthe iindwendwe zakhe ziya kudibana ngokwenene intombazana kunye nokwenza ngokwenene uqhagamshelo.

Waguquka ngesiquphe, wongeza, Xa ndandisengumntwana omncinci, ndandiphupha ngokuba sisityebi kunye nokuthenga isiqithi. Bendingazi ukuba yintoni ihenyukazi, kodwa bendisazi ukuba bebodwa kwaye basesitratweni kwaye ndifuna ukufumana indawo apho ezi ntlobo zimbini zabantu zinokuncedana khona.

Wowu, Umjongi uthe, ukudideka kwethu kuyinyani.

URob wachaza ukuba waqala ukunxibelelana nabantu ababaluleke kakhulu kwii-aughts zakuqala ngelixa wayencedisa ukudibanisa imicimbi Amatye agiqekayo kunye neHBO. Ngo-2006, ndenza iwebhusayithi ndaza ndaxelela wonke umntu [S.V.T.] sele ekhona kwaye bayaphoswa. Yayiyimbonakalo enomdla ngokwenene, wahleka. Ukusukela oko aqala ishishini kwi-2009, ukongamele yonke imiba yokusebenza-ukusuka ekugayeni abadanisi ukuya kwiindawo zokurhweba ngeendawo zokulawula ukhuseleko kunye nokugcina i-cachet yomnyhadala, njengoko injalo.

Uninzi lwamantombazana lwenza i-400 ukuya kwi-600 yeedola ebusuku, uqhubeke. Kodwa abanye batsala i- $ 700 ukuya kuma-800 eedola rhoqo. Umjongi Ndonwabile ukwazi ukuba abadanisi bagalela nantoni na abayenzayo, thabatha igalelo lama-80 eedola endlwini.

Akukubanga. Kwaye kuya kufuneka ndinxibe ntoni?

Akukho khowudi yokunxiba, waphendula uRob.

Oko kuphumla! sicinge njalo.

Kodwa kukho imigaqo, waqhubeka. Inombolo yokuqala: akukho zinxibo zide. Inani lesibini: akukho zihlangu. Inani lesithathu: akukho zihombiso zomzimba zingenangqondo okanye zigqithileyo ezinje ngejel yeenwele, ubucwebe obukhulu okanye ukuzenzela okungaphezulu. Ndixelela amantombazana ukuba anxibe kodwa azive ekhululekile kwaye enomdla. Kodwa ndingathanda ukuba amantombazana anxibe ii-bikini.

Oko kwavakala kancinci njengekhowudi yokunxiba kuthi. Kodwa yintoni isihogo.

Ndiza kukubhalela idilesi, utshilo.

Kwiintsuku ezimbini kamva, Umjongi ubonakalise ngexesha nendawo ebekiweyo (uxolo, imfihlo yorhwebo) kwaye wadlula kumnyango weglasi ongatshiyo, otshayayo kwibhloko engenalo uxolo. Kuvele uRob. Wayenxibe ezimnyama zonke, umfo omde, omelele ngehashe lomhombe elide nelingwevu. Ngaphandle kwelizwi, wasingenisa ngaphakathi.

Ngokukhawuleza, wasizisa kwi-willowy brunette kwi-corset emnyama kunye nokuphakama kwamadolo.

UMercedes uza kukunika isifundo, utshilo, emva koko wakhawuleza waya kuthabatha eminye imisebenzi yolawulo.

Ndizakuthetha nawe ngale mizuzu mihlanu kuba kufuneka, uMercedes wakhonkotha, kodwa andizukuphinda ndithethe nawe de ube ulapha iiveki ezintathu.

Ngethamsanqa, Umjongi wayengekho ukuzenzela abahlobo.

UMercedes wasilumkisa ukuba uRob unelungelo lokuthumela nayiphi na intombazana ekhaya nangaliphi na ixesha, ngoko ke akufuneki ukuba sichithe kakhulu. Siphinde safunda ukuba uRob yedwa uthatha isigqibo sokuba ngubani omenywe ukuba abuyele emsebenzini veki nganye, kwaye kuya kufuneka sizibonakalise njengomqhubi weshishini. Ngaphambi kokuba asikhokele kwigumbi langasese, eliphindwe kabini njengendawo eguqukayo, wanika inqaku lokugqibela lesilumkiso: URob uza kujonga Amaphepha:1 Mbini

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