Icawa kaBathathu Emnye.Wikimedia Commons Uninzi lwethu lusebenzisa iYelp ukujonga iivenkile zokutyela, kodwa uninzi lwabasebenzisi abazinikeleyo kwisiza baphonononge kakhulu kunendawo zokutya neziselo-kwaye kubandakanya neecawe. Aba bantu bathanda icawa banika amabandla abo uphononongo olupheleleyo, bechaza yonke into ukusuka kumoya omculo kunye nomculo kubuhlobo bomfundisi kunye nendlela ezikhuthaza ngayo iintshumayelo.
Ukuphononongwa okuhle kukubaleka-kwe-okusila. Ezimbi, nangona kunjalo, zinoburharha njengoko ubuya kulindela. Abanye bakhalaze malunga namanenekazi amadala ahlebayo kunye neeflegi zomnyama (njengeNew York), kunye namatye amangcwaba aphelayo abenza ukuba babe lusizi. Elinye ibandla laseBrooklyn lafumana iinkwenkwezi ezimbini ngokujika kwazo zaba lihipsterland.
Nazi iindawo ezimbalwa zokuzonwabisa ezingalunganga zeYelp kwiicawa ezikwiSixeko saseNew York:
1. Le nkonzo ityholwa ngokuba ikhetheke kakhulu
Kufuneka indawo engcwele yokwenza umthandazo okhawulezayo wento ebalulekileyo ezayo. Ndingene kunye neqabane lam ndaza ndagqitywa ngenxa 'yomcimbi wangasese'. Akukho sithembiso sokujoyina, akukho ncwadana inemifanekiso, akukho kwamkelwa ngcwele. Ndaziva ngathi ndikhutshiwe kwiklabhu yasebusuku. Ngapha koko kwakubonakala ngathi kukho umnyama kuyo yonke indawo, ibandla lase-NYC eliqhelekileyo-uNathan G. (weLuthere Church of Grace & St Paul eManhattan)
2. UNicolas Cage unike lo mvavanyi ulindelo olungelulo
Ngokomboniso bhanyabhanya weSizwe Treasure kufanele ukuba kubekho itoni yobuncwane phantsi kwecawa ... kodwa andiyifumananga! Iimuvi zihlala ziyinyani kwaye ziyinyani akufuneki ndingajongi ngokwaneleyo, umntu othile angandinika uthsuphe? -Thomas C. (iTrinity Church eManhattan)
3. LOL iintsimbi ziyacaphukisa
... Lol kuyinyani ukuba iintsimbi ziyacaphukisa. Oomama abadala balapha bahleba kakhulu kwaye ndingazi ngoba usapho lwam lubandakanyeke kakhulu kule nkonzo… —L. T. (Icawa ye-RC yaseSt. Barbara eBrooklyn)
4. 666 nyusa eyakho - !!!
Esi sikolo siphakamile kuThixo iesile abanangqondo. Bakhulule abantwana bam ilokhwe kwaba kanye kuba bebanga ukuba ucofiwe kwaye ebesopha kuyo. Ndimthumelela iimpahla zokutshintsha (bacela abazali ukuba bathumele ngendlela ukuze bazi ukuba kukho amalaphu ongezelelweyo), kodwa ke ndafika ndizomfumana eqinile. Bendizibona iimpahla zakhe zangaphantsi !!! Ke balindele ukuba abantwana abaneminyaka emi-3 ukuya kwengama-6 ubudala beze esikolweni notshintsho lwezihlangu ngelixa kuyikhephu emva koko ungabancedi ukuba babuyele kwiibhutsi zabo! Bonke abantwana bam abathathu babeneebhutsi zabo ngasemva! Umsebenzi olungileyo ufunza i-c-nts ekhawulezileyo! F — k wena noYesu! U-666 uphakamise u-!!!… -UJonathan R. (Inenekazi lethu leCawe i-Angelus R C eQueens)
'Iingcango zezikhukula zavuleka kwaye aba' bazobi 'bazama ukuba' ngabangcungcuthekisayo 'kwaye bafuna ukudala impikiswano kwaye bagqibela ngokuqhuba esi sithuba sakha sasisihle emhlabeni ngenjongo embi.'
5. Ubuvila kwaye abungeni ndawo
Ukunyaniseka yenye yezona zimbiwa zakha zakha zakha zakha zakha zaye zaya kuye. Iyadika, ayiphefumlelwanga, ayilononophelo kwaye ayinamsebenzi -UMarilisa A. (Inkosikazi Yethu ye-Counselling e-Manhattan)
6. Liphi iqela lokulondolozwa kwamangcwaba?
Amagama amaninzi kumangcwaba aphelile, kwaye loo nto iyandikhathaza. Ndiyathemba ukuba bayazigcina iirekhodi zokuba ngubani nakweyiphi na indawo abakuyo-uJennie C. (iTrinity Church eManhattan)
7. Amagcisa aseBrooklyn awonakalisile kuwo wonke umntu
Icawe yaseGreenpoint yayikhe yayindawo engcwele eyayinokwamkelwa luluntu kwaye kwavakala ngathi likhaya lesibini kwabaninzi. Iibhendi zasekhaya, amaqela emidlalo yeqonga kunye nokutshintsha kweempahla kwagcina i-vibe inyusa kwaye ilungile. UThixo wayesisiseko sale nkonzo kwaye amalungu ayakuxhasana ngexesha lolonwabo kunye nobunzima emva koko yonke into yehla. Amaqela amatsha afikileyo ayengenantlonipho ngokumangalisayo ngokuba kwakuthetha ntoni ukukhonza ngendlela engcwele. Iingcango zezikhukula zavulwa kwaye aba 'bazobi' bazama ukuba 'ngabangcungcuthekisayo' kwaye bafuna ukudala impikiswano kwaye bagqibela ngokuqhuba esi ndawo sasikhe sasisihle emhlabeni ngenjongo enobubi. Intliziyo yam inzima ngokuba uMesiya abe yenye nje indawo engenamphefumlo, e-hipsterland-Adena G. (Icawa yamaLuthere kaMesiya eBrooklyn)
8. IBrownstone?!?
Ewe, intle evela ngaphandle, nangona isigqibo sokwakha ukusuka kwi-brownstone kunokuba yinto enzima (i-marble, i-limestone, i-granite) ithathe umthwalo wayo. Iziqalelo ziye zanxiba ezona nkcukacha zintle kwaye uZiqu-zintathu uqalile ukufana nekhekhe lomtshato elalishiywe yimvula encinci… - UWilliam B. (iTrinity Church eManhattan)
9. Ngokwalo mbuyekezi, abantwana abaneminyaka eli-10 babaphatha gadalala abantu ukuba bathandaze kunye nabo
Ndandingekabinakwishumi elivisayo xa ndabona iqonga lam lemidlalo bhanyabhanya endilithandayo liguqulwa laba ngumbutho onegama elothusayo nelothusayo ngokungathandabuzekiyo njenge 'The Rock Church'. Phantse iminyaka elishumi, ndihamba ngayo xa ndigoduka ndisiya kwisikhululo kwaye iminyaka elishumi, indawo leyo ijongeka ngathi ibethwe yinkanyamba. Kuyabonakala ukuba, icawe iyakuhlala isakhiwa kwaye xa ndibona ngeengcango zeglasi bonke abantwana abancinci abadlala kwigumbi lokungenela elihluthwe imigangatho okanye iindonga ezipeyintiweyo, ndiyazi ukuba zininzi iingozi zokhuseleko ekuhambeni. Eyona nto indikhathaza kakhulu ngabaqeshi abathunyelwa yicawa, ihlala ivenkile okanye epakini. Qho ndimisiwe kwaye ndinyanzelwa ukuba ndinike iinombolo zomnxeba ezingezizo 'kubathunywa bakaThixo', ndiye ndaphawula ukuba bayancipha kwaye bancinci. Ngenye imini, abantwana abaneminyaka elishumi ubudala bandicela ukuba ndibuyele ecaweni ndizokuthandaza kunye nabo-uPearl H. (I-Rock Community Church eQueens)
10. Kubonakala ukuba le cawa AKUKHO mlilo
Le yinkululeko kwaye ngokukodwa iklasikhi yodidi olukumgangatho ophakathi wazo zonke iintlanga. Ingqondo inomdla. Kodwa amaqela ahlala kwaye ayinamdla kumphambukeli ophakathi kwawo. Ngaphandle kwendawo yabo yokuthuthuzela ekumgangatho ophakathi, kwabo baya kwi-radical okanye avant-garde okanye abahlwempuzekileyo okanye abohlukileyo, akukho kwamkelwa kwenyani. UMphathiswa uhlala engahoywanga. Kodwa umculo ulungile. Ukusetyenziswa kakubi kwendawo, iCawe ayinanto. Hayi ngomlilo-U-Elizabeth L. (ICawe yoLuntu yaseNew York eManhattan)
11. Ukucula kunyanzelekile
Xa ndimamele utat'uWilliam Krilis ethetha unecala elimnyama / elibi njengoMfundisi… ngexesha lobunzima uhlala efuna imali kwaye ngoku icawe iyakhiwa xa ephakama ethetha uhlala enendlela yokucela imali ukulungiswa kwecawa. Ngamaxesha athile unokuba krwada kwaye abe krwada uyokuya ebantwini xa engena ecaweni ukuba umntu akaculi ubaxelela ukuba bakhuphe incwadi yokuthandazela bacule..akahloniphi abantu ngokuba bangobani… Umntu othile kufuneka amnike uqeqesho lobungcali kwindlela aziphethe ngayo ingakumbi xa enguMfundisi… Uxolo ngokubeka le nto… -Nina V. (Elona Gazi lixabisekileyo leCawa yamaRoma eQueens)
