Umdlalo weqonga ka-Austin ubusoloko ujonge phezulu-veki yonke. (CBS) Ndenze izibalo ezincinci kule veki njengoko ndigqibile ukubukela ixesha le-3 Ubhuti omkhulu ngaphambi komdlalo odlulileyo we-BB17. Phakathi kweziqendu ze-tv, ukutya okuphilayo, kunye namaxesha amadala endikufumanayo kunye / okanye ukubukela kwakhona kubhaliso lwe-CBS Access, ndibona ngokomyinge malunga neeyure ezilishumi elinesixhenxe Ubhuti omkhulu Iveki. Ndizama ukungqubana nokufikelela kumashumi amabini anesine. Makhe ndithethe into ekhawulezayo malunga nephepha lokufikelela le-CBS kuba ndichitha kufutshane nosuku olupheleleyo ngeveki apho. Ndihlawula umrhumo ukuze ndifumane ukutya kunye neziqendu zodidi. Ungabukela uninzi lweminye imiboniso apho, nayo, kodwa ndizama ukufumana eyam Ubhuti omkhulu amanani phezulu ngoko andinaxesha lokuntywila Umyezo wezilwanyana ngoku. Yiyo ekwindla leyo. Ihlobo lilonke Ubhuti omkhulu kum. Ndihlawula umrhumo wenyanga wobhaliso kwaye kufanelekile ngaphandle kokuba baqhuba iintengiso kuyo nayiphi na i-eps yekhathalogu yangasemva. Ayilunganga kodwa eyona nto imbi kukuba umthamo apho iintengiso zidlala khona izihlandlo eziliwaka ngaphezulu kunaso nasiphi na isetingi onomboniso kuso. Babehlala bekwenza oku kumabonakude emva kwemini kwaye iFCC yathi akukho semthethweni. UGeorge Bush ndade ndabaleka nale njengenye yeendawo zakhe zomkhankaso. Yeyona nto imbi kakhulu. Ndithumele malunga nemiyalezo engamashumi amathathu kwicandelo lamagqabantshintshi kwiwebhusayithi, ke kukho ifolda kwiseva ethile ye-CBS ethi yehlisa ivolumu kwiintengiso zakho eziphindaphindiweyo ezivela kum. Ayifuni kuvakala njengejet ethatha nje kuba usebenzisa intengiso efanayo yeT-Mobile amaxesha alishumi elinesixhenxe kwimizuzu engama-40. Ndizokulwa lo mlo ulungileyo kwaye ndiza kuphumelela (okanye ndiyeke ukufikelela kwi-CBS nini Ubhuti omkhulu iphela ekwindla, nokuba yintoni…)
Inkwenkwe yakho, ngokuqinisekileyo ayiyinkwenkwe yam, uAustin wahlanganisa enye yeeveki ezimbi kakhulu zomdlalo weqonga okomzuzwana. Ekuphela kwendlela ekunokuba kubi ngayo kukuba umfelandawonye wakhe umenze wabuya umva. Bafike ngokumasikizi kuyo kwaye ngoku bajongene neziphumo zokuzikhuphela kwindlu epheleleyo. UAustin uneenwele zikaWeird Al, ezinikwe zilungile. Kodwa umnqwazi ophezulu ngokucacileyo ngowona mnqwazi upholileyo phaya kwaye uyakwazi ukuyenza ibonakale imbi. Ungayikholelwa loo nto?!? Ngowona mnqwazi we-debonair okhoyo! Iyandikhathaza kakhulu. Ndiyayithanda imbono yokuba ungene nzulu ekudlaleni indawo kaJudas angabinakho ukuphuma kuyo njengaxa uSonny Crockett engenakuyeka ukuba nguSonny Burnett xa wayefihlakele ixesha elide Miami Vice . Ngaphandle kwale veki iphelileyo uYudas wayengekho kwi-rampage ye-top hat eyenze ubuxoki. UAustin usemathandweni. He looooooooves uLiz. Umfanyekiswe luthando kangangokuba ugqiba kwelokuba anike uJason ulwazi oluyimfihlo. Ubeke umfelandawonye wakhe kunye nomdlalo wakhe emngciphekweni kuba unomphunga. Ubhuti omkhulu ngumdlalo weqhinga apho abantu kufanelekile ukuba balunge ekuphenduleni nasekufundeni. Uyazi ukuba yintoni embi yokufunda? Xa weba ukwanga emntwini kwaye impendulo yabo kwangoko kukuzisonga ube yibhola, uziqengqele kude kuwe, kwaye akuxelele ukuba bakuthiyile. Impendulo ka-Austin: ewe, ihambe kakuhle kakhulu. Yonke imeko yakhe yokudlala ngothando noLiz ebhedini yayingakhululekanga ukubukela. Ukuba u-Austin umbi kangako ekufundeni imiqondiso, akazukuhlala ixesha elide apho. Ngokusisiseko wathengisa umdlalo wakhe kuVanessa, wamthembisa ukuba akakhathali ngokuphumelela, ufuna nje ukuya kwindlu yejaji noLiz ukuze enze inkqubela phambili engafunekiyo. Ke gross, yuck utata.
Le veki ibingumzekelo ogqibeleleyo wokuba kutheni ndithanda Ubhuti omkhulu Okuninzi. Kungenxa yokuba nangaliphi na ixesha kukho isicwangciso esingenangqondo endaweni, sihamba ngokupheleleyo nangokupheleleyo. UVanessa wayefuna ukubuyela ngaphandle eAustin kuba waxoka ebusweni bakhe. Waxoka malunga nokuba ngubani owamvotela kwiveki ephelileyo ukuba enze isiphithiphithi kwaye waxoka ngencoko yakhe noJason apho anikezele khona ngempahla kwiwele lewele kunye negama lokwenyani likaJulia. UVanessa noJackie baceba ukutyumba abo. U-Becky no-Clay bavumile ukuba benyuke bayiphumelele kunye noJames bephosa ukhuphiswano kwelinye icala ukuze uJackie ahlale esemandleni kwaye akhuphe u-Austin endlwini. Ngandlela-thile, uLiz wakwazi ukuphumelela i-BOB yedwa nangona uJames wayesenza konke okusemandleni akhe ukuba angaphumeleli. Oko kwashiya udongwe noBecky kwibloko kunye noVanessa ngamandla. Udongwe luphumelele i-veto kodwa umanyano lweSenseth Sense luqonde ukuba ukubuyela umva kuka-Austin kuya kulungisa onke amayelenqe abo ajikeleze i-twist yokufaka uJulia endlwini kuba bebezakuphulukana nenani njengokuba elinye elizayo liza kungena. Kananjalo, abenzi njalo uyaqonda ukuba ukujija kwi-6th Sense yayikukuba babefile lonke ixesha? Ayilulo ukhetho olukhulu lwamagama. Ke uVanessa kuye kwafuneka ayitye kunye nawo onke amalungu angaphandle endlu awatsala esiqwengeni sokubuyela ngaphandle eAustin. Kwakufanele ibe yiveki emnandi nelula. Akukho nto injalo.
UJason, umntwana owayesebenza kwivenkile enkulu kodwa kunokwenzeka ukuba wagxothwa kwaye uhlala kubazali bakhe kwigumbi elingaphantsi wabuyela umva. I-Blindside ibuyele umva. Andikaze ndiyibone isiza. Akusekho uIan Bernardo 2K15. Ukutya bekukhanya kakhulu kunokuba bebonakalisile kumdlalo ophilayo malunga noku. Indlu yanyanzeliswa de uVanessa enze umsebenzi othile wokufumana isizathu sokuba uJason ahambe. Ungumlandeli omkhulu kwaye ukuboniswa kwakuthetha lukhulu kuye kunaye wonke umntu okanye watsho njalo. Bekukho idrama eninzi endlwini sele kule sizini kwaye uhlala elungile ejikeleze unobangela wayo ukuze angalali phantsi ncam. Kodwa kwafuneka simkhusele uBecky. Kufuneka ahlale endlwini ngazo zonke iindleko. Kwaye ungacingi ukuba andikubambanga Ubhuti omkhulu umvakalisi owenza ukuthanda umdlalo we-Becky uza kudilizwa ngokusisigxina xa usika urhwebo. (Isikhumbuzo: U-Becky wabethwa ebusweni ngololiwe !!?)
U-Steve ubonakalise ubomi obuninzi kule veki, ebeka u-Becky ngesizathu esithile. Kwakungacwangciswanga kwaphela kodwa wayeyimba ukuze abukele u-Becky ecaphuka ngenxa yokungaphumeleli kwi-veto comp. Wayenomzuzwana omncinci wothando kunye nekhamera emlandelayo ejikeleze njengoJohnny 5 xa efumanisa ukuba luyintoni uthando malunga no-Ally Sheedy. USteve unedumela le-creeper kuba uyazula-zula endlwini, amaxesha amaninzi uthetha yedwa. Akaze anike naluphi na ulwazi, nangona kubonakala ngathi ukunye noVanessa ngoku. U-Becky uzame ukumfundisa ukuba kutheni abantu becinga ukuba uyarhubuluza (kwiifidi) enokuba kutheni uSteve ephumile kuye ngoku. Kodwa elona xesha lilungileyo likaSteve yayikukuhamba kuka-Austin ngaphandle kwegumbi lokulala ngaphandle kwesilumkiso-kulapho uSteve aya kuhlala yedwa kwaye adumise kwigumbi lokufota kwaye uAustin wamnika i-Ogre ukuyibetha, nerd!
UJohnny Mac usengumntu othandwayo kakhulu kwaye sifumene iphakheji entle ngobomi bakhe kunye noqeqesho lwamazinyo. Kuyabonakala ukuba, uyindlela eqhelekileyo kubomi bakhe babucala kwaye akenzi njengoSteve Martin Ivenkile encinci yoyikisayo xa enezigulana esitulweni. Ngumdlalo wakhe nabani na ngoku uClay noShelli bevezwe ngolu hlobo kwasekuqaleni. Zona ziithagethi ezinkulu kwaye abantu baya kuba baphambene bangazami ukwahlulahlula. Soloko kufuneka wohlule izibini phezulu. UJohnny Mac ukwindawo elungileyo ngoku.
Okuncinci ukujija, ukujija kwamawele ngoku kuphelile. Julia ngokusemthethweni endlwini. Ndiliqhwabela izandla iqhinga lobumbano olusetyenzisiweyo ekumngeniseni kodwa ukutyhilwa kwakubuthathaka kakhulu (ngaphandle kobuso bukaJames obothusayo xa wabona amabhinqa AMABINI amahle). Bathembisile ukujija kunye nokuthatha izinto ezininzi ngeli xesha lonyaka kodwa khange sibenalo ixeshana. Mhlawumbi ukuthatha kukaGronk kube yimpumelelo kangangokuba akukho mntu unokuze ayilandele. Ukulandela le twist twist, umdlalo usete kwakhona, ke iMfazwe yeBhlok yenziwe. Kuyakubakho iNtloko enye kuphela ngeveki enamabizo amabini. Kwakukhuphiswano lokunyamezelana ngoko ke kwahamba ixesha elide kwaye iziphumo azenzanga umboniso ophilayo. Kungaphelanga nemizuzu emithathu iphelile, wonke umntu endimaziyo undithumelele umyalezo ngephasiwedi yam. Ndiyazi ukuba ngubani ophumeleleyo kodwa andizukuyimosha apha. Iziphumo kunye nokutyunjwa kweNtloko yeKhayaiCawe, VetouLwesithathu, ukukhutshwa ngokuhlalangoLwesine olandelayo.
