U-Eleanor, oneminyaka engama-26, umbhali wefashoni o-blonde, ukhalaze ngelithi: Kunzima kakhulu ukuyivula yakuba yonke into ithambekele. Sichithe imizuzu emihlanu elungileyo ukuzama ukuyivula loo nto ngaphambi kokuba sincame!
Kwaye uHarriet, oneminyaka engama-31 ubudala wase-blond waseMazantsi onama-bangs osebenza kwiZizwe eziManyeneyo-onke amagama esi siqwenga sitshintshiwe-wayenemincili ekwabelaneni nomhlobo wakhe ngoku. Owu, Thixo wam, oh, Thixo wam, wakhwaza esitratweni xa bedibana. Wakhe weva ngeringi eshukuma? Yisangqa esincinci esiya kwilungu lobudoda kwaye ngaphezulu kukho isidlidlizi esincinci esincinci kwaye xa usabelana ngesondo siyachukumisa ngqo kwi-clitoris yakho kwaye maaazing .
Umhlobo wakhe, naye onama-31, osebenza kwifashoni, ebedidekile. Uthetha ukukhala kweqhude?
Hayi-yiringi encinci kwaye inebhetri encinci encinci, ucacisa uHarriet. La mabhinqa mabini mabini ayokufuna ivenkile yokuthengisa ngesondo.
Akudingeki ukuba bakhathazeke. Nawuphi na uDuane Reade ngewayebazithengise izixhobo — ezifihlwe ngobunono ukuze zifane nqwa nebhokisi yeekhondom, zigcinelwe ushicilelo oluhle, kwaye ziboniswe ekuhleni phakathi kwee-racks ezinemibala yomnyama yeekhondom ezithengiswayo kuzo zonke iikhemesti zesixeko nakwiivenkile ezininzi zokutya.
Ixabiso lophawu lweTrojan lweringi engcangcazelisayo- $ 9.95 yebhokisi enesangqa esinye kunye nekhondomu enye enokuphoswa ngokufanelekileyo - kutsha nje iphosele umsesane wobundlobongela kumjikelo weendlela ezininzi zeveki nganye zeNew York zeDuane Reade, eziphoswe kwi Ibhasikithi kunye ne-lip gloss, iCrest White Strips, Ngeveki kunye neVitamin Water. Owu, ayiyiyo imveliso engaqhelekanga kwaphela, utshilo umqeshwa onobuhlobo eDuane Reade ku-Broadway nakwisitalato i-18, xa ebuzwa malunga nemisesane eshukuma. Iyathandwa kakhulu njengoko ndinokukuxelela.
Kanjalo. NgokukaJim Daniels, usekela-mongameli wentengiso kwiTrojan Brand Condoms, ukuthengisa eNew York City eDuane Reade kwiivenkile zeringi eseTrojan eshukumayo-rhoqo, amandla aphezulu ombane owongezelelweyo, iDuo, iMagnum, kunye nemodeli ye-Elexa efakwe kwi ibhokisi yabasetyhini-inyukile ngama-46 eepesenti ukusukela ngo-2006. Ukuthengiswa kwemveliso kwiivenkile zokutya zaseNew York City kunyuke ngeepesenti ezili-115. (Ezinye iinkampani zeekhondomu-iLifeStyle, iDurex-nazo zithengisa ezazo iindandatho zeringi engcangcazelayo.)
Kwilizwe lonke, ngokweTrojan, ukuthengiswa kweeringi kukhule ngeepesenti ezingama-74 kunyaka ophelileyo, ukuya kwi-750,000. (Umnumzana Daniels uthe wenza umfanekiso wobhedu kwilungu ngalinye leqela lophuhliso ukukhumbula ukumiliselwa.) UTrojan wagxila kwiphulo lakhe lokuqala eManhattan, kwaye kwiminyaka emibini kamva, ukuthengisa esixekweni kusaqhubeka ngaphezulu kunakwenye indawo kweli lizwe.
Akufanele kusimangalise: Emva Isini kunye neSixeko , Abasetyhini baseNew York banciphise kakhulu malunga nokubeka imali ezinkozo zombane. Nokuba ii-fellas zinomdla wokulahla i-10 yeerandi kwisixhobo esenzelwe ukuba sinxitywe njengeqhina elisezantsi lesaphetha kwisiseko sothando lomlo ngexesha lomnyhadala kwaye sisebenzela ukwandisa ukonwaba kweqabane lomfazi ngumbuzo ovulekileyo. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, amadoda anokufumana umbane ngombane ezantsi phaya, nokuba uvela kwibhetri encinci. Ithemba lokuzonwabisa noJimmy kwinkqubo inokuba ngumqobo kwabanye. Kwaye ngokubonakalayo, amadoda nabafazi bahlala bevuma, imveliso ayinakuvusa: iringi yelatex ehonjiswe ngento enye okanye ezimbini ezincinci, ezimilise okomgqomo, ezigqunywe ngeentente zerabha eziqinileyo.
Ke-ngaba yi-buzzkill, okanye i-buzzthrill?
Kumsitho weKrisimesi kwi-Upper East Side ngo-Disemba ophelileyo, le nto ikhankanywe ngasentla yomnqweno wabasetyhini yayisesinye sezipho zokugqibela ezasala zimile kumdlalo weSanta eyimfihlo. Kwakukho, ecaleni kwebhotile encinci yeJaggermeister: iringi yeqhude engcangcazelayo.
Ndixelele wonke umntu malunga nendlela engasebenzi ngayo, utshilo uNeel, umbhali oneminyaka engama-24 owayesetheko kwaye waziva ngokucacileyo isidingo sokuzimela, eyindoda endala, engenabungqina. Ndatsho ukuba akukho siphumo. Ayenzanga nto kwaye yenza nje ukuba uzive usisiyatha.
Umfazi osemncinci wavula ibhokisi kwaye wavula enye yeeprintics. Wayibamba, wayilayita.
Ndikwenzani .
Wonke umntu wayebukele njengoko irhamncwa loomatshini lalijikeleza ngakwitafile enjengeenundu ezenzakeleyo.
Babonakala benomdla, kodwa baphazamiseka kancinci, utshilo uNeel wabasetyhini ababekho.
