'UCarrie Pilby' okhutshiwe Waste Charm kaBel Powley

U-Bel Powley ngumlingisi omncinci wase-Bhritane onamehlo amakhulu aluhlaza okweebhola zekristale kunye namachibi acocekileyo okubhukuda Idayari yaMantombazana aFikisayo ukuba ubonakala emiselwe ukudlala ubuqili kunye nokuba sesichengeni kwangaxeshanye, kwindima eyenzelwe ukubonisa iitalente zakhe kunye namakhubalo akhe. Kwindima yendima yamanye amaxesha akrelekrele kodwa ubukhulu becala ayile UCarrie Pilby, Uhlawula irhafu yemida yomibini.

Ifilimu eyenziwe phantse ngabasetyhini, yinto yokuqala yomlawuli uSusan Johnson, kunye neskripthi se-sassy nguKara Holden eguqulwe kwinoveli yobudala obuhlekisayo nguCaren Lissner, malunga nelinye ibhinqa eliselula elinelungelo elizama ukuqonda ubomi Uchithe kabuhlungu kwaye uwedwa eManhattan, indawo apho uye wagwayimba kathathu nxamnye nawe nokuba ungakanani ubudala kunye nesini sakho. Umntwana okwishumi elivisayo ongaqinisekanga ngegama lakhe, uthi uCarrie utyhila imiba yokungonwabi kwakhe ngeeseshoni kunye nogqirha wakhe wezifo zengqondo (uNathan Lane ongalunganga, okhangela uburharha kwaye ecenga). Siva ukuba uCarrie uthunyelwe elubhacweni eNew York, ngenxa yezizathu ezingacacanga, kuba umama wakhe wasweleka xa wayeneminyaka eli-12 ubudala. ogcina amakhwenkwe kude, waya eHarvard eneminyaka eli-13, waphumelela kwangoko, kwaye ngoku, eneminyaka eli-19, usebenza ebusuku eofisini yezomthetho, efunda amaphepha asemthethweni, kwaye uhlala emini kwigumbi elihlawulelwa ngutata wakhe (owachithwa nguGabriel Byrne) , ochitha ixesha elininzi eLondon. Ufunda iincwadi ezili-17 ngeveki, abize igama likaVan Gogh ngokuchanekileyo, kwaye ecaphukisa wonke umntu adibana naye, kubonakala ngathi ulangazelele kakhulu ukukhuhla iimpumlo zomntu wonke ekuphakameni kwakhe ngokuziphatha nangokwengqondo phakathi kokuqeshwa kunye nokuncipha kwakhe. Ngokucacileyo utyhafiswe ngumamaverick, ukungahambelani ngokungafanelekanga, umnika uluhlu lweenjongo ekufuneka azifezekisile ngaphambi kokuphela konyaka ukuba ufuna ukonwaba. Yiya kumhla. Fumana isilwanyana sasekhaya. Zenzele umhlobo. Chitha uEva woNyaka oMtsha nomntu. UCarrie Pilby Imalunga nendlela intombazana edanile ngokunzulu kuluntu lonke ethatha isigqibo sokulandela ingcebiso kagqirha wayo: Nika uluntu ithuba. Umntu unokukothusa.

Uyazama. Yohlobo lwe. Kwizilwanyana zasekhaya, uthenga intlanzi yegolide. Ngomhla, uphendula intengiso yakhe kwiLizwi leLali kwaye aphendule kumfo obuyayo, ecebisa ngendawo yokuhlangana hayi eluntwini ukuba uza kukhutshwa, kodwa esidlangalaleni ngokwaneleyo ukuba ngekhe ukwazi ukundibulala ngaphandle kwamangqina . Kwintombazana ebisoloko iwathatha amadoda njengengekho nje ngaphandle kwengqiniba kwibhasi yomnqamlezo, yakuba yehlise iinwele zayo, ngequbuliso ijongisa abafana abathathu ukwenza ixesha elilahlekileyo-i-nerd nesoka (uJason Ritter), i-Columbia entle Unjingalwazi ofuna isini se-kinky (i-Irish heart-throb Colin O'Donoghue), kunye nomdlali we-clarinet kunye neNew York Philharmonic (uWilliam Moseley). Ukuze umhlobo kuluhlu lwamabhakethi achithe uEva woNyaka oMtsha kunye naye, ngokungalindelekanga uphela kunye nesithandwa esifanelekileyo, esijika sibe ngummelwane owayehlala ezantsi eholweni kuye ngalo lonke ixesha kwaye akazange amqaphele.

Ekugqibeleni, kuyacaca ukuba uCarrie Pilby yinto yeentlungu. Yintoni eyona nto inkulu ngesondo? Ubuza watsho. Kutheni le nto ndingenakuya kwivenkile yokutya ndingakhange ndifakwe kwizihloko eziphambili ndibanga iindlela ezili-101 zokuba ne-orgasm? Ngaba iindlela ezingama-53 bezingayi kwanela? Ungomnye wolutsha olunoluvo olubonakala ngathi luyazi yonke into ngaphandle kokuba namava nantoni na. Ndincamile xa ethandaza kuThixo ngeKrisimesi, ndongeza ngalendlela, Happy Birthday. (Ngaba yayingenguye uYesu, yayingenguye uThixo? Ukubuza nje.)

Yintoni abaphulaphuli ekujoliswe kubo kolu hlobo oluthile lweelekese zomqhaphu? Amantombazana akwishumi elivisayo aphupha ngothando lokuqala ngelixa esela i-cherry pop? Okanye abafundi beenoveli zabantu abadala abathandana nabantu abadala abanqwenela i-aphrodisiacal concupiscence ngaphandle kokukwazi ukuyipela okanye ukuyibiza? Nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, akunakulunga ukuba ibe yeyam indebe ye-teyi ehendayo. Yintoni eyenza ukuba inyamezeleke yincoko yababini kunye nokusebenza okuphakathi kwendawo nguPowley. Unika uCarrie Pilby amandla okusilela angekhoyo kuwo UCarrie Pilby.