UPeter Capaldi kwi Ugqirha Ngubani IKrisimesi ekhethekileyo. (ifoto: BBC America) Ngamaxesha athile Ugqirha Ngubani Iimfuno zeKrisimesi ziba nzima kakhulu ngomxholo weKrisimesi. Iintshaba ziirobhothi zaseSanta. Okanye umlinganiswa ophambili yi-Scrooge egutyungelweyo. Kunyaka ophelileyo, okwenyani (ukuba kuyinkohliso) uSanta Claus ubonakalisile, wagcwalisa ngeeindeer kunye neelvescracking elves.
Ayisiyonto imbi leyo: Ndizonwabele zontathu ezo ziqendu; bonke baqhubela phambili ibali ngeendlela ezifanelekileyo nezinefuthe.
Kodwa ndiyonwaba xa inkalo yeKrisimesi yexesha elikhethekileyo isezantsi, njengakwisavenge salo nyaka, Abayeni beNgoma yoMlambo. Isiqendu siqala kwaye siphele ngemiboniso esetiweyo ngexesha leKrisimesi, kodwa iphantse yadibana, kwaye ayinampembelelo yokwenyani kumxholo. Ugqirha ubonakalisa ukunxiba ii-holographic antlers, kodwa umzuzwana nje. UMlambo Ingoma imenza abonakale ngengubo ebomvu esikwe ngombala omhlophe, kodwa emva koko ayiphinde ibonwe.
Hayi, kulo nyaka, endaweni yokusinika ibali elinesihloko seKrisimesi, ababhali endaweni yoko bagqiba ekubeni basinike sonke isipho seKrisimesi: isahluko sokugqibela esilahlekileyo kwibali lothando likaGqirha noMlambo. Emva kobunzulu kunye nokuntsonkotha kweziqendu ezimbalwa zokugqibela (uClara uswelekile! Ugqirha uthuthumbiswa iibhiliyoni zeminyaka! Umqolo kaGallifrey! So Clara! Uhlobo!), Uziva njengesipho esifanelekileyo.
Ewe asazi ukuba yile nto injalo ekuqaleni. Ukuthandana kuza konke kusongelwe kumabali akhulayo. Kwaye ngaphandle kokufumba okukhulu kuncedisa ekuqondeni gwenxa. Yeyiphi ngokungafihlisiyo eyenza ukuba kubonakale kuqala kuncinci njengebali lothando kwaye kufana nephupha elibi lothando.
Xa umlingane woMlambo uNardole efumana uGqirha kwindawo ekude yabantu eMendorax Dellora, ufuna ukuya ugqirha. Ngokukodwa ugqirha wotyando, oqeshwe nguMlambo ukuba asuse intloko yendoda yakhe entsha, i-cyborg enobundlobongela uKing Hydroflax, ukuze ebe into efakwe kwingqondo yakhe, eyona dayimani ibaluleke kakhulu kwindalo iphela. Kukungaqondani okuncinci-ngalo lonke ixesha uGqirha esithi ndinguGqirha! UMlambo uva kuphela ukuba ndingugqirha.- kwaye ungaziva ungatshiphu kwaye uhleli sitcommy ukuba khange ube neziphumo ezibi kangaka.
Oko kukuthi, ukuba ugqirha uye abone ukuba unjani uMlambo xa engekho. Kwaye ayintle kakhulu.
Besisoloko sazi ukuba uMlambo wayelisela, usomathuba, kwaye ekhululekile ngenyaniso. Kodwa andiqondi ukuba kwakukhe kwenzeka kuGqirha ukuba angatshata umntu ukuze ambulale. Okanye ukuba ajike athengise izinto zakhe ezibiweyo kuye nakweyiphi na into ecekethekileyo ye-genocidal maniac ephendula intengiso yakhe ye-craigslist.
Okubi ngaphezu kwayo nayiphi na loo nto, nangona kunjalo, umbono wokuba ebexokisa uGqirha lonke elixesha, emsebenzisa, ngendlela efanayo ebekade elele ngayo kwaye esebenzisa iHydroflax. Ungumyeni wakhe, emva kwayo yonke loo nto. Kwaye, ngokungazi ukuba uyathetha naye, utyhila zonke iintlobo zezinto ezimbi. Uyavuma ukuba wayeba i-TARDIS rhoqo kwaye wayisebenzisa ngeenjongo zakhe, eyibuyisela kwindawo kunye nexesha elinye ukuze uGqirha angazi. Xa ebuzwa ukuba uyamthanda na, uphendula ngokuthi hayi, kodwa uluncedo olubi ngamanye amaxesha.
Mhlawumbi okona kubalulekileyo, xa ebuzwa ukuba wayifumana njani i-Hydroflax ukuba imthande ngokukhawuleza, uthi amadoda azokukholelwa ngokuzenzekelayo kulo naliphi na ibali aligorha lawo. Inkangeleko yobuso bukaGqirha xa esiva oku kuyaphula intliziyo. UMlambo akavumeli nje ukuba ebemsebenzisa, umxelela kanye ukuba kutheni esengozini yokukholelwa ubuxoki bakhe.
Kodwa emva koko iskripthi sityhile kuthi. Zininzi izinto ezijijekileyo ebalini: Intloko ye-Hydroflax iyajika ibe yinto enokuchithwa, ke bayithatha ngelixa esaphila. Kodwa umzimba wakhe weerobhothi ujika ube nengqondo eyeyayo, kwaye uyabasukela ukuya enqanaweni apho badibana nomthengi wedayimani. Bayasibamba kumthwalo wempahla, kodwa emva koko umthengi ajike azinikele kwi-Hydroflax, ngenxa yoko abanakho ukumbonisa intloko enedayimane ekuyo. Kwaye nangokunjalo.
Kwaye kuwo onke amanyathelo endlela, kuyo yonke into ebuyiselweyo, uMlambo ukholelwa ukuba ulawula ngokusisiseko, okanye angaphinda abuye. Ugcina umoya wakhe opholileyo, onomdla wokunyamekela lonke ixesha. Nokuba ugqirha uqikelela ngokuchanekileyo ukuba uyaqonda ukuba uza kufa kungekudala.
Kuphela kuxa ikhaphethi ijongeka ngathi inokusongela uGqirha apho etyhila iimvakalelo zakhe zokwenyani. Ukutshintshisa ngokusindisa ubomi bakhe, inqanawa yokuthambisa inqanawa ithembisa umzimba weerobhothi ye-Hydroflax eyona nto iphambili inokuthi ithathe indawo yayo (kungekudala izakufa kwi-diamond-in-the-brain) Hydroflax: intloko yokugqibela yeNkosi yeXesha . Kuba uMlambo ngummeli owaziwayo kaGqirha, kufanelekile ukuba ibe yinto elula ukumsebenzisa ukuze afumanise ukuba uphi.
Kodwa uMlambo akazi, kwaye intetho yakhe kwisiphumo ekugqibeleni isibonisa inyani. Banokukhangela konke abakufunayo, kuba akukho ndlela uGqirha anokuzifumana ekuyo ngekhekhe kunye naye. Uyekile ukwenza eyakhe into, njengesiqhelo. Isimo sakhe sokungakhathali kuye ngalo lonke elixesha siyindlela yokuzikhusela ngokuchasene nokuziva ulilolo kwaye ulahliwe ngulowo amthandayo. Ukuthanda ugqirha kubuhlungu, kuba ngekhe azise ekukholelweni ukuba uyakwazi ukumthanda.
Ewe kunjalo, ukhona, umi kanye ecaleni kwakhe, kwi-pickle kunye naye emva kwayo yonke loo nto, kwaye isigqebelo simnandi kwaye sinentliziyo ebuhlungu.
Lo mboniso wawuza kwanela isipho seKrisimesi Kodwa isiqendu sinenye into egciniweyo. Ngenxa yokuba inqanawa imalunga nokubethwa yimeteor kunye nengozi (leyo yayiyicebo lokubaleka loMlambo), kwaye iplanethi abangena kuyo yiDarillium, ikhaya leSinging Towers. Ugqirha uyazi ukuba kuthetha ntoni oko: Kwithala leencwadi, ukubonakala kokuqala koMlambo (kuthi) nakwindawo yokugqibela awayephila kuyo (endaweni yokulinganisa ikhompyuter kunye / okanye nesiporho emva kokufa), wamxelela ukuba umhla wabo kwiiNdawo zokuCula. Kwaye ngoku nantsi.
Ugqirha uhlela izinto ukuze kwakhiwe indawo yokutyela entle kwindawo apho bawela khona (kusetyenziswa umvuzo wokubuya kwedayimane, inatch), kwaye amse apho ngomhla weKrisimesi. Kukugqibela kwabo, kwaye bobabini bayayazi, ngoko ke incoko yabo inengqungquthela kwaye intle. Okokugqibela, bakwindawo enye: akukho namnye kubo ekuqaleni kobudlelwane babo kwaye omnye ekugqibeleni, okanye ngokuchaseneyo, kodwa ekugqibeleni kwinqanaba elinye, kwaye (phantse) ngoxolo nayo. Kwaye malunga nokusondela ngokonwaba emveni koko abantu abanjengabo baya kuze bafumane.
Ingcinga yokugqibela: Yintoni eyayinabo bonke ubuso / intloko eyoyikisayo ngeli xesha lonyaka? Kwinkulumbuso sasinoColony Sarff, owayenobuso obuninzi beenyoka. Emva koko saba nobuso bukaRasmussen bunyibilika eluthulini ekungaleleni kwakhona, kunye nesiduli esingaphantsi kolwandle sezigidigidi zokhakhayi lukaGqirha eZulwini Ethunyelwe. Kwaye kwesi siqendu sinee-cyborg ezineentloko eziguqukayo kwaye mfo onokuzibhenca? Iphantse yafana neMoffat & co. bathetha ukutshintshana kweentloko zikaGqirha, bebonisa icala elothusayo lendoda enobuso obu-13 obahlukeneyo. Ngokuqinisekileyo into yokuba wayenxibe into entsha kraca (loo mlambo wayengazange wayibona) yayineziphumo ezibi kakhulu ngeli xesha.
