Ngentsasa kaJanuwari 26, i-apple-cheeked engaziwayo evela e-Astoria, eQueens, egama linguAndy Milonakis wakhasa ebhedini wenza isigqibo esibalulekileyo ebomini bakhe.
Ugqibe kwelokuba angayi kwiqela lomhlobo wakhe iSuper Bowl.
Endaweni yokuba, uMnu.Milonakis uthathe ikatala angakwaziyo ukuyidlala, wavula ikhamera yevidiyo kwigumbi lakhe lokulala kwaye waqala ukucula ingoma yokwenyani, yokwenyani.
I-Super Bowl isitabane, wayecula.
I-Super Bowl isitabane.
Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl
Ngaba gaaaaaaay.
Ngaphezulu kwemiphunga yakhe, uMnu.Milonakis uqhubeke nokugxeka ezi zinto zilandelayo njenge-gay: i-Oakland Raiders, i-Tampa Bay Buccaneers, amanzi, i-cologne, abadlali be-DVD, ii-DVD, iikati ezilahlekileyo, isibhakabhaka, i-cottage cheese, iyogathi, iihempe , IMcDonald's, i-KFC, izinto zokucoca, iibhili zedola, iingqekembe, izikena kunye nee-CD, phakathi kwezinye izinto. Uvale ngokucula, Sonke gaaaaaay!
Emva koko uMnu.Milonakis wayithumela le vidiyo, ibizwa ngokuba yiSuper Bowl Is Gay, kwiWebhusayithi ye-Intanethi, i-nhalenakedpat.com, eyayinequla lamabhanyabhanya amafutshane.
Yayiyiyo leyo. Ukusasazeka kweLizwi, kwaye iSuper Bowl Ngaba iGay ifumene iizillions zokubetha kwi-Intanethi. Umbhali wenkqubo entsha ye-ABC yasebusuku, uJimmy Kimmel Live, wayibona kwaye wafumana uMnu Milonakis kwinkqubo. Umnumzana Kimmel waqhula esithi ufuna ukumamkela. Uboniswe iSuper Bowl Is Gay kunye nezinye iividiyo ezimbini ezenziwe nguMnu Milonakis, kwaye ufuna ukuba agubungele ikhefu lentwasahlobo eFlorida. IMTV iyafowuna. Umdlali wegitare ovela kwiqela lika-Ozzy Osbourne oqala iqela lakhe ufuna ukuba uMnu Milonakis acule i-Super Bowl Is Gay ngaphambi kokuba adlale. Abafazi abadala bayamthumela iifoto zabo besithi, Siyakuthanda, Andy.
Kuyamangalisa, iinwele ezimdaka ngebala, ezinamehlo amdaka uMnu.Milonakis ngenye imini, zenza ifoto eMadison Avenue. Abantwana basekholejini bazama ukundilukuhla ukuba ndize kwikholeji yabo ngokuthatha imifanekiso yamantombazana ashushu. Bafana, 'Yiza nepati nathi! Nanku umfanekiso wamantombazana ashushu ongenakulala nawo! '
UMnu Milonakis akanakuze abe ligama lekhaya. I-Super Bowl Ngaba yi-Gay ayisiyo incasa yomntu wonke, ukutsho nje okuncinci. Ndingayifaka ifilimu yam iesile kwaye iya kufumana into ehlekisayo kunale, wabhala omnye umgxeki kwindawo yevidiyo ifilm.com. Lo mntwana unemicimbi engaphezulu kokuZonwabisa ngeVeki, wabhala enye.
Kodwa lo mntwana waseQueens uyaqhushumba. Ngoku abantu babuza imibuzo malunga noMnumzana Milonakis owayebonakala ngathi unomdla, ezibuza ukuba uvela phi esihogweni, ithini imvelaphi yakhe, indlela awafumana ngayo ingqalelo ngokukhawuleza, kutheni uMnu Kimmel esithi: Ndiyamthanda uAndy ngaphezu kokuba ndithanda owam abantwana.
Kuyaphambana, utshilo uMnu Milonakis.
Kwaye ke oko kukwenza uzibuze: Ngubani uAndy Milonakis? Kwaye bekuya kwenzeka ntoni ukuba ebesiya nje kwi-Super Bowl Party?
Le veki ibilelona veki inexinzelelo ebomini bam, utshilo umnumzana Milonakis. KwakungeCawa, nge-9 ka-Matshi, kwaye uMnu.Milonakis, ejonge ukusula kancinci, wayechola ibrunch kwindawo yokutyela kufutshane ne-Union Square.
Ndifumana ezi imeyile, utshilo. ‘Kufuneka ubeke iDVD!’ ‘Kufuneka wenze icwecwe elihlekisayo.’ Kwaye andazi ukuba bangaphi kubo abanomthunzi kwaye bangaphi abo ngamathuba okwenene. Okwangoku ndivumela nje izinto zigqithe kum, kuba andifuni kudibana nomfana othile onesithunzi oneenjongo ezimbi.
UMnu Milonakis ujonge intatheli ngaphaya kwetafile. Ndikucacela .
Ubusuku obuthathu ngaphambili, iSuper Bowl Ngaba iGay yayenze idlalwe layo kuJimmy Kimmel Live. Lo mntwana uza kuba yinkwenkwezi, utshilo uMnu Kimmel. Undwendwe lokuqala lukaMnu Kimmel, uRoseanne, wavuma. Unokuba yinkwenkwezi, utshilo.
Ngobusuku obulandelayo, uMnu Kimmel wabonisa ividiyo yesibini kaMnu Milonakis kwaye wanikela isilumkiso: Makhe ndikuxelele into, Leno, ukuba ufumana loo ntwana phambi kwethu, ndiza kubetha ubuso bakho-ndifunga uThixo !
Kude kube kwiiveki ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo, uMnu.Milonakis wayengomnye nje ohlakaniphileyo owayelungile kwiikhompyuter kwaye eneWebhusayithi ehlekisayo. Ngexesha eladlulayo, wayedale i-parody yeWebhu apho azenza ngathi ungumlingisi okrakra womntwana (ogama linguAndy Milonakis). Yayizele kukudutyulwa kwentloko, amabali ozuko lweegig zorhwebo, iimpazamo zopelo ngabom kunye negrama eyoyikisayo. Abatyeleli kule ndawo bamthumelela ii-imeyile ezingcungcuthekisayo. Ukuphela kwentengiso endikhe ndafuna ukukubona kuyo yindawo apho uhlala echibini kunye nebhloko yekhonkrithi ebotshelelwe entanyeni yakho, kubhale umntu omnye.
Emva kwexesha, uMnu.Milonakis wanxibelelana nombhali ogama linguBrian Lynch ukwenza i-nhalenakedpat.com. Kuqala uMnu.Milonakis wenza umdlalo wokuhlekisa, kodwa emva koko waqala ukwenza iimuvi ezincinci. Uninzi lwazo lwalusisiyatha, imisinga-yokuqonda izinto ezazifana nezinto ezenziwa ngabantwana ngexesha elide, ukukhwela iswekile emotweni. Kwakukho uCuppy, umntwana owayeneliso elinye le- $ 8,000 kunye nekomityi yephepha lelinye iliso. Kwakukho uGqirha uCurly, malunga nomntwana olahlekelwa ngumhlobo wakhe uGqirha Curly, oli… isilayi-ham. Kwakukho i-Chunky Peanut Butter Boy, malunga nomntwana onesithukuthezi ngenxa yokuba enebhotolo yamandongomane ethanjisiweyo ebusweni. Sukubaleka kum kuba kubuhlungu, utshilo umfana webhotolo yamandongomane.
Into enokuthi ayaziwa ngabalandeli bakaMnumzana Milonakis kukuba i-Chunky Peanut Butter Boy kunye neCuppy kunye ne-Super Bowl Ngaba ngumntwana waseGay ayingomntwana konke konke. Umnumzana Milonakis unemeko yonyango- into yokukhula kwehomoni, watsho-oko kumenza abonakale emncinci kakhulu kuneminyaka yakhe. Unokudlula ngokulula kwisilumko esisesikolweni esineesilumko.
Kodwa umnumzana Milonakis akasosilumko-esile kwisikolo esiphakamileyo. Kwiminyaka engama-27, ungumlawuli wenethiwekhi osisilumko kwiziko eliphakathi lokuphendula ngezimali elithe cwaka likhanyisa inyanga kumdlalo wokuhlekisa iminyaka.
Umnumzana Milonakis wayephakame kakhulu malunga nobudala-ayiyomfihlo-kodwa akazange afune ukuya kwiinkcukacha malunga nemeko yakhe. NoBarbara Walters okhethekileyo, njengoko ebeka. Ndiyadlala, utshilo. Nangona ukubonakala kwakhe kwenza ukuba kube nzima ukufumana amantombazana, wathi usempilweni. Andinaso isifo sesibindi okanye sezintso njengoGary Coleman, utshilo.
Okwangoku, uMnu.Milonakis uvumile ukuba inxenye yesibheno sakhe sokuhlekisa kukubukeka kwakhe kobutsha. Iividiyo zakhe ezi-goofy azibonakali ngathi ngumsebenzi wekhompyuter eyonyuswe yiWestchester oneminyaka eliqela isuswe kwindawo yokuhlala kwikholeji yoluntu. Inxalenye yolonwabo lokubukela into efana ne-Super Bowl ikholelwa ukuba yenziwe yidemon ethile yokuvalelwa enqunyanyisiweyo esikolweni.
Kwaye nabahlobo bakaMnu Milonakis bafumana ukukhahlela ngaphandle komdlalo phakathi komdlalo wakhe wokuhlekisa kunye nokubonakala kwakhe. U-Pal Eric Appel wayedidekile xa wayeqala ukudibana noMnumzana Milonakis ebharini. Ndihlala ndibona lo mntwana ubonakala ngathi uneminyaka eyi-12, utshaya imidiza kunye nokusela iibhiya, utshilo umnumzana Appel. Bendihlala ndizibuza ukuba yintoni le ayenzayo apho.
Ngokuqinisekileyo ezinye zezinto ezihlekisayo zivela kwinkangeleko yam, utshilo umnumzana Milonakis. Ilungile. Wonke umntu une-shtick encinci. Kodwa waziva ukuba ayisosizathu sodwa esisebenzayo. Abanye abantu bacinga ukuba izinto zam zibonakala nje kuba ndikhangeleka ndimncinci kakhulu, utshilo. Kodwa abantu abaninzi bayayithanda kuba bayayithanda. Ndiyathemba ukuba ngaphezulu kokugqibela.
Yi. Ukuhlekisa kukaMnu Milonakis kuyahlekisa ngokwenene; ayinguye nje osenga ubuso bomntwana wakhe. Iifilimu zakhe ezimfutshane ziyakhathaza ngamanye amaxesha, ezinye zibonakala zingenangqondo, kodwa ziyinyani ngokupheleleyo, zinobuqili kwaye ziyahlaziya ziyothusa-cinga kwangoko ngoMgqibelo ebusuku Phila uAdam Sandler udibana noCabin Boy. Ayifikeleleki ngokupheleleyo; abanye abantu bayamthiya okanye abamfumani kwaphela. Kodwa ngabo bamthandayo.
UMnu Milonakis wenza phantse iifilimu ezimfutshane ezingama-70 phambi kokuba iSuper Bowl ihambe. Wayexakanisekile yimpumelelo yayo.
Ndicinga ukuba yeyona nto ixhaphakileyo kunezinto zam ezininzi, utshilo. Emva koko wazinqanda. Ndithetha ngezinto zam ngokungathi bubugcisa obu emangalisayo, utshilo. Zizo iividiyo ezidodobeleyo. Ndiyavuka, ndineenwele zam ezingcolileyo kwaye ndifumana ikatala endingazi ukuba idlalwa njani kwaye iphambane kangangemizuzu engama-20.
I-Super Bowl yayingeyiyo, njengoko abanye becebisile, uqhanqalazo ngokuchasene ne-NFL edla ngokuba buthuntu. isihloko somdlalo, utshilo uMnu Milonakis. Ngokubhekisele kwezinye izinto ezikhethelwe ubungqingili babo-iingqekembe, ii-DVD's, i-cologne et al.-uninzi lwezinto awayezibona egumbini lakhe njengoko wayecula. Uyabona ukuba amehlo am ajikelezayo, efuna izinto ezibiza ngokuba yi-gay, kusho uMilonakis.
Ngokubhekisele kwigama lesini ngokwalo, Umnumzana Milonakis uthe ulisebenzise kakhulu kwisimo sokufikisa-umz., Umboniso weTV ulifanasini -kodwa kukho iindawo apho abhekisa ngokucacileyo kubufanasini. Usebenzisa i-epithet fagot ngaxa lithile, nakwelinye ibango lokuba ijusi yeorenji iyisitabane kwaye incindi yeorenji yadlwengula utata wakhe. Emva kwexesha, ubanga ukuba uyawathanda amanenekazi kunye nepenisi, emva koko ucula ukuba ulifanasini.
Kububudenge kwaye kuyabhidisa, kwaye uMnu.Milonakis wabonakala engaqapheli ukuba abantu bangakhubekiswa yile ngoma. Wayengazami ukucaphukisa-yayikukuqhuza nje, watsho. Ndinqwenela ukuba ezinye zezinto endizenzileyo zinentsingiselo, utshilo. Ndiziva ngathi ndisisidenge.
UMnu Milonakis ubeke le vidiyo kwiSuper Bowl ngeCawe uqobo. Wafumana izincomo ezimbalwa; zadlula ke iiveki ezimbalwa. Embindini kaFebruwari, waqaphela ukuba kubhalwe ebhodini yemiyalezo eyayisithi: Heyi Andy, ividiyo yakho ethi 'Super Bowl yiGay' ijikeleza i-Intanethi. '
Ke ndiye ndajonga izibalo zam, utshilo umnumzana Milonakis. Kwaye ngenye imini kwaba ngathi abantu abangama-800 bayibona. Kwaye ngosuku olulandelayo yayiyi-8,000. Kwaye usuku olulandelayo emva koko, lwaphindeka kabini, kwaye usuku olulandelayo lwaphinda-phinda. Yaqhubeka iqhuma.
Yayiyimpumelelo enkulu kuMnu Milonakis 'umsebenzi osakhasayo wokuhlekisa. Wayesenza into ethile yokuma kunye nokuphucula imidlalo yeqonga kwaye ethatha iiklasi zokuhlekisa e-Upright Citizens Brigade, kodwa ngequbuliso wayefumana imithwalo ye-imeyile esenza nodliwanondlebe lonomathotholo. Emva koko wafika ekhaya eQueens evela kwindawo enye ngobusuku kwaye wabona i-imeyile evela kuJimmy Kimmel Live.
Ndandifana, 'Ingcwele!' UMnu Milonakis uthe. 'Ndiyathemba ukuba ayiyiyo i-imeyile engafunwayo: Yiza ubone umboniso kaJimmy Kimmel! ‘
Yayingenguye ugaxekile. UMnu Kimmel wabonisa ividiyo kaMnu Milonakis. Iphepha leWebhu lafumana ukubetha okungakumbi. Umnumzana Milonakis uthe ngoku unetyala elingaphezulu kwe- $ 5,000 kwi-overage kwinkampani ebonelela ngeseva yakhe. Izithembiso zaqala ukungena. Usapho lukaMnumzana Milonakis, owayezibuza ukuba ebezokwenza ntoni ngazo zonke ezi vidiyo, wavuya. Utata wam unje, 'ndibukele iskit sakho, kodwa kutheni usithi utata wakho ulifanasini ekugqibeleni?' Kwakuhlekisa, utshilo.
Ndonwabile kakhulu ngaye, utshilo umama kaAndy, uKathy Milonakis. Xa ungumntwana kwaye ujongeka umncinci kakhulu, akukho lula oko. Abantwana banokuba nobundlobongela. Kodwa wayebonakala eza ngayo O.K.
Ucinga ntoni uMama nge-Super Bowl Ngaba yiGay? Yaya phezu kwentloko yam, UNks Milonakis uthe. Khange ndiyifumane kwaphela.
Njengoko ingqalelo yayiqhubeka, uMnu.Milonakis wafumana uphawu lokuxela ukuba uya esiba mkhulu: Abantu awayebazi baqala ukwenza izinto ezingaqhelekanga kuye. IiComics zamcela ukuba athumele izinto kuMnu Kimmel.
UAndy uyafana, utshilo uBrian Lynch, ugxa wakhe kwi-nhalenakedpat.com kunye nombhali onamakhredithi abandakanya iMovie eyoyikisayo 3. Kodwa ndicinga ukuba wonke umntu omngqongileyo nokuba ukrakra ngempumelelo yakhe okanye uyazibuza ukuba inokuba yintoni na kubo.
Umnumzana Milonakis wayibiza ngokuba yinto enzima kakhulu.
Andizange ndibekho kuyo nantoni na enje, utshilo umhlobo wakhe, uMnu Appel. Ufana nosana olutsha lokudanisa.
Kanye ngoku, umnumzana Milonakis wayediniwe. Ngobusuku obudlulileyo, wayelele kude kube nge-4: 30 kusasa wayenomboniso ongaqhelekanga ngobo busuku. Ebekhe waphoswa ngumsebenzi wokuhlekisa. Wayengakuthandi ukwenza oko. Baqonda kakhulu, watsho ngabaqeshi bakhe. Zipholile ngokwenene.
Kube yimincili, kodwa ndinexinzelelo ngakumbi kunakuqala, utshilo umnumzana Milonakis. Ngethemba, ukuba iyakutshintsha.
Kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kamva, yakhala umnxeba kwaye yayinguMnumzana Milonakis. Ndikufumene into entle, utshilo. Ndiphelelwe ngumsebenzi.
Wayenyanisile; ebelahlekile ixesha elininzi kwinkampani yezezimali. Uthe uyaqonda. Uthe waziva embi kumfana ekufuneka emnike iindaba.
Ndifane ndayibona isiza, utshilo uMnu Milonakis. Luhlobo olukhulu lokukhululeka, kuba zonke ezi zinto zilungileyo ziyaqhubeka, kwaye bendingenalo ixesha elaneleyo lokuzinikela.
Ngosuku awafumana ngalo enkonkxiweyo, waya kwivenkile ekhupha imali, walungisa itsheki yakhe, wathenga iipakethe ezintandathu zebhiya kunye necuba. Kubonakala ngathi yinto emnandi ukuyenza, watsho. Nxila kancinci kwaye utshaye.
Kwangobo busuku, malunga ne-10: 30 ebusuku, yakhala ifowuni; Kwakuyiqela elivela kuJimmy Kimmel Live. Umboniso yayiyimizuzu engama-90 yokusasaza kwaye bafuna ukuqhuba enye yeevidiyo zakhe-enye apho uMnu Milonakis wenza uthotho lwee-phony, ii-accents ezingathandekiyo zangaphandle- kwaye bamfuna ukuba atyikitye ifomu yokukhululwa.
Kwakudingeka athathe inkonzo yemoto kwi-Kinko kwaye athumele ifom yokukhupha eLos Angeles.
Ndafika apho kwaye iesile elithile lalikhala ngeekopi, utshilo umnumzana Milonakis. Ndifana, 'C'mon, fuck-fuck your iikopi!'
Ifeksi yagqitywa, kwaye uAndy Milonakis wabuyela eQueens ngexesha ukuze azibukele kumabonwakude wesizwe okwesithathu ngeveki.
