U-Eric Andre eMax Fish Bar, NYCIfoto: U-Emily Assiran woBukele; Izinwele kunye ne-makeup nguShay Garcia Kusemva kwemini, kwaye uEric André usadiniwe. I-jet-lagged but genial, uyazulazula ungene kumngxunya wokunkcenkceshela i-LES uMax Fish kwaye phantse kwangoko wabetha incoko yobuhlobo nomnini u-Ulli Rimkus. Kungekudala, ucaphuka kwigumbi lokuhlambela le bar, enye yezona ndawo zininzi zommandla ophosayo kwi-CBGB yokuhamba ezindongeni ezigqunywe ziigrafiti, umnyango uvulekile. Asizukukwazi ukuyibona le nto, ndiyaphawula. Akukho nto abalandeli bakhe beendaba abangazange bayibone ngaphambili, umntu uphendula ngokuhleka.
Ukuvuma kuka-André ukuzithoba ekuhlekiseni ngekhe kumangalise kuye nabani na obonwayo Umboniso kaEric André , ukugcwala kwengqondo yakhe yemizuzu eli-11 yokubhukuda okuDala okudala kusetyenziswa iintetho zokubonisa eziqhelekileyo (ibhendi yendlu, umququzeleli odibeneyo, udliwanondlebe nosaziwayo) ngaphambi kokubakrazula kwi-prank kunye nokudibana okungathandekiyo (iseti yatshatyalaliswa ngaphezulu kwesihlandlo esinye). Yinto echaseneyo nodliwanondlebe lokukhuthazwa oluchaza umboniso wentetho, kodwa ama-shenanigans ka-André agqithisa ilebula yolutsha ye-fuckboi kuba ukhupha izifundo zakhe ngenjongo.
Phezulu, umboniso uqhubeka nje nobuhle obukhethwe nguTim Heidecker kunye no-Eric Wareheim-iinkqubo zohlahlo-lwabiwo mali oluphantsi, ukuhlela okungalunganga ngabom, ukunqumama okungathandekiyo kunye neziqhulo ezingezizo ezokulandelelana zibonisa ukutsiba okungaphumelelanga kumacandelo amatsha-kodwa onke la ngamanqaku okutsiba ka-André ukungazoli, ifomathi yokumbonelela ngeendlela zokujolisa kwizinto ezimcaphukisayo.
Ixesha lesine le Umboniso kaEric André Inkulumbuso ngolwesiHlanu wokugqibela ngoburharha obufanayo, kubandakanya i-dildo yoomatshini ethatha idesika yakhe kunye nokuhlangana ngokuqinisekileyo no-Stacey Dash. Kodwa izibonda ziphezulu.
Ngelixa u-André kudala wabhenca ubuntwana baseMelika ngokunxiba iifama (Ranch it up, bhuti!), Ukusukela oko ephuhlisa iliso elibukhali lokufaka i-theorists yelizwe lethu iyelenqe. UAndré wabuya nendoda endala esitalatweni ebizwa ngokuba liLanga loMbutho elimfumana ethetha nabantu abachitha ixesha kunye nokubenza ukuba bachaze izinto ezingenangqondo, ezingenangqondo abazigcinayo ukuba ziyinyani. Ngeli xesha, uzisa isuntswana kwi-DNC.
Ewe, ngaphandle kwe-DNC, ngokungathi kunjalo. Iziqinisekiso zokushicilela zika-André ze-DNC zachithwa emva kokuba abaDemokhrasi babone i-shtick yakhe kwi-RNC kwiveki ephelileyo-ngexa apho wayenxibe njengentombazana yeNkululeko eyayibomvu, imhlophe kwaye iluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka kumgangatho wendibano kwaye yathatha iqonga kwirali eyayibanjwe nguAlex Jones, Ithiyori yelenqe kunye nobuntu bukanomathotholo emva kwePlanethi yasePoloni kunye ne-Infowars.
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Umbonisi wathetha noAndré ogqityiweyo weetoni eMax Fish ngaloo njikalanga (ukucofa kwakhe ucango luvulekile ecaleni) malunga nokuhlekisa okungafunekiyo kweengcinga zelenqe, amandla okunganxibi deodorant kwaye yintoni elandelayo ngomsebenzi wakhe.
Umbonisi: Ndicinge lonto Phakathi kweeFern ezimbini Ndiveze ifomathi yokubonisa intetho, kodwa ndabona eyakho umboniso.
U-Eric André : [Ehleka]
Kwaye asikhe sicinge ngomboniso weentetho njengeziko elingcwele laseMelika, kodwa kukho into ephazamisayo ekuyiboneni ikrazukile kwaye ichithekile kwelo nqanaba. Ngaba isitayile sokuprank kunye nokusika sisenzo sangabom? Okanye ngaba ibingumbandela nje wokuba ukuDada kwabantu abadala kwaye unelayisensi yokuba njengegonzo kangangoko kunokwenzeka?
Zizinto zonke endiphembelelene kuzo kwinto enye- UJackass, uTom Green Show, uDa Ali G Show, uChappelle's Show, uJiminy Glick, iSpace Ghost ...
Onke anenqanaba elifanelekileyo lokulingisa kubo, nangaphezulu kwendoda ebethwayo kwibhola ekhatywayo.
Ewe, kwakungekho kangako kwizifundo.
Ngaba ukhe wayifumana inkxaso ye-Sprite?
[ Uyahleka ] Hayi, andizange ndifumane isaphulelo se-Sprite. Sithe kuyahlekisa ukuba ngenene sixhaswe yi-Sprite kulo nyaka, kodwa ndiyavuya kuba khange sikwenze oko kuba kuyadlala naloo joke. Ngewayiyigunyazisile.
Phambi kokuba singene kwiithiyori zelenqe kunye nexesha lakho kunye no-Alex Jones, kufuneka ndizibuze, ngubani otrola iitroli? Ngaba ngumsebenzi wakho lowo? Ukuthotywa kweendaba kusisityebi ngokwenyani ngokubiza abantu ngaphandle, kodwa akukho mntu wumbi ulandela oosaziwayo abaphambeneyo kwaye ufike kwinqanaba labo njengawe. Yintoni onomdla ngayo?
Ewe, into ka-Alex Jones kwi-RNC yayenzeka ngamabona-ndenzile. Sasingazi nokuba ukhona, kwaye siyamthanda uAlex Jones kwigumbi lombhali wethu.
Ke, uTim Heidecker kunye noVic Berger babekhona nje ukuze babambe i-Superdeluxe ekhethekileyo?
Ewe, loo nto yayingadibani. Ndilibele kanene ukuba uTim noVic bebesiya phaya ndide ndibangene kuloo nto. Sasiya kwindibano yeDrumpf, kwaye yayiyinto yokuqala leyo sayidubulayo-sasisiya khona nje ukuze sifudumale. Kwaye emva kwemizuzu emihlanu sifikile, uAlex Jones waphakama eqongeni. Ndandifana, Ngcwele, kwakufuneka ndivuke, kwaye ke mna ngekhe yiya eqongeni. Ke ngoku xa ndihambayo, wathi, Yizani nomfo weDaily Show apha phezulu! Bendicinga, Kakhulu, ucinga ukuba ndinguTrevor uNowa okanye enye into. Umhlekisi uEric André ubonise ixesha lakhe elitsha lokuDada kwabaDala kule mpelaveki.Ifoto: U-Emily Assiran woBukele; Izinwele kunye ne-makeup nguShay Garcia
Ubuhlanga obucacileyo.
[ Uyahleka ] Okanye iWyatt Cenac. Andiqinisekanga ukuba wayecinga ukuba ndingubani.
Owu, ndoda, usenza lobo busuku bohlekisayo boLoliwe waseBrooklyn eBrooklyn.
UAlex Jones?
Hayi, Wyatt Cenac! [ Bobabini bahleka ]
Into endinomdla ngayo ngabantu abanjengoAlex Jones yindlela abanemibono yabo ezimeleyo. Bathembele ngokufanelekileyo kolu nyulo kuphela njengoko ingxelo yaseMelika ibaleka. Izigqibo zabo zigqithisile kwaye ziyamangalisa.
Ngaba wayengekho uAlex Jones umfana onamaphiko asekhohlo ekuqaleni? Wayemthiyile uBush noCheney.
UnguLibertarian.
Unokuba nobipolar, hayi?
Ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa iphambene nje indlela abantu abanjalo abakhona eMelika. Uthengisa ii-iodine supplements kwiwebhusayithi yakhe.
O nyhani? Unamandla kakhulu kwizongezelelo kunye nezinto, kodwa unxamnye ne-vaccine? Oko kubonakala kungaqhelekanga.
Ewe, oku kukutshintsha. I-shit abakunika yona ayisebenzi, ke uthenga le shit kwiwebhusayithi yam.
Kwaye ngekhe ufumane ipoliyo ukuba utya isongezo se-iodine efunxa! Yimpoxo leyo.
Kodwa umdla wakho kwiithiyori zelenqe ungaphaya koko. Unamaxoki oMbutho kumboniso wakho. Kukhuselekile ukuba olo hlobo lwezinto lunomdla kuwe. Luhlobo lwendawo engafakwanga indawo yokuhlekisa, akunjalo?
Ewe. Sikwiingcamango zelenqe kwigumbi lombhali — kokukhona kufihlakele ngakumbi kwaye kuyaphambana ithiyori kokukhona siyavuya xa sithetha ngayo. Abaphambukeli abangaphindanga babe lilizard…
Abantu abakholelwa kuloo shit bayithatha ngokungathí sina.
Super kakhulu. Yinto esemthethweni ngokuqinisekileyo. U-Eric André kwi-Max Fish Bar, NYCIfoto: U-Emily Assiran woBukele; Izinwele kunye ne-makeup nguShay Garcia
Indoda ifuna uMfazi Kubonakala ngathi yindawo efanelekileyo yokuhlekisa kwakho ukuba uhlale kwisithuba semizuzu engama-30, ngelixa Musa ukuthemba uB yayilixesha eliphambili ngakumbi, kodwa U-Eric André Bonisa ngowona mhle ngakumbi kwaye ungaqhelekanga. Yintoni elandelayo? Ngaba ujonge ukungena kwifilimu? Le mibutho yokuDada yaBadala ihlala ibonakala ngathi yifomathi yokulingwa kwabadlali, ababhali kunye nabahlekisi.
Mmhmm. Isifukamisi. Ewe ndim. Ndifumana inkolelo encinci kwaye andithandi ukuthetha ngezinto de kube kwenzeka, kodwa ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo. Ndisebenzisa le njengendlela yokuvavanya iifom ezinde, ezikhulu.
Ngaba satire?
Ewe, isatire.
Kulungile, siza kuyishiya loo nto.
[ Uyahleka Uxolo ngempendulo engacacanga efunxa!
Uvela eFlorida, engenangqondo ngeendlela zayo, nayo. Ngaba ikwazisile le ngoma yakho, ubuyatha bayo? Uhlobo lweBoca Raton lendawo eqhuqhiweyo, nangona icocekile kakhulu kwaye ibonakala ngathi ikhuselekile.
Ewe, ndandikruqukile ukukhula, ndandiziva ndingaphandle kwendawo. Ayifani kakhulu, yahlulwe kakhulu. NdingumJuda omnyama waseHaiti, ke ndaziva ndingabikho ndawo kwaye ndikhathazekile, ndinomsindo omkhulu.
Kwaye uyayisebenzisa kumdlalo wakho ohlekisayo.
Ewe, ewe, kube negalelo kum ukuphuma apho ngokukhawuleza, ngokuqinisekileyo.
Enye into?
Khange ndinxibe deodorant ngalo lonke ixesha lonyaka, khange ndichebe, kwaye ndikhule ngozipho lwam njengo Howard Hughes.
Ngokwenene? Inzulu kangakanani inkalo ye-gonzo yale pranking eya kuwe? Ndibona inkangeleko eyoyikekayo ebusweni beendwendwe zakho. Eli nenekazi lisuka Oomama boMdaniso ndandisoyika ngenxa yakho.
Ewe, waye… Sisebenzisa kuphela iimpendulo zokwenyani. Akukho mpendulo ingeyonyani-nguloo mthetho.
Ke iinzipho kunye ne-BO zikwenza ube ngumdlali weqonga.
Ewe, kusekwe kwiprank, ke sifuna ukuba wonke umntu azi ukuba yinyani. Khange ndiye elangeni unyaka wonke, khange ndihlambe iinwele zam ngalo lonke ixesha, khange ndicoce isuti yam ngalo lonke ixesha. Ndiqinisekisile ukuba ndiyanuka.
Kodwa kwelinye icala lesiphelo, kwi Indoda ifuna uMfazi nguwe mfo obulala lonke ixesha. Indoda enayo ngokudibeneyo, ngaphandle komzamo (kwaye ngokungafaniyo nomlinganiswa wethu ophambili). Uzivumelanisa njani ezi ndima zimbini? Yeyiphi esondeleyo kuwe yokwenene?
Ndicinga ukuba mhlawumbi ndikwindawo embindini, kodwa UEric André Bonisa yi-id emsulwa.
Kwaye into elandelayo ofuna ukuyenza iya kuba yiprojekthi yexesha elide oyibhalayo?
Ewe, andazi ukuba ndiyafuna na ‘ isenzo yenza ’kwakhona. Ndiyacinga Indoda ifuna uMfazi mhlawumbi iya kuba njalo. Ndicinga ukuba ndifuna ukwenza into endiyibhalileyo kuphela. Kuncinci kakhulu ngaphandle kolawulo lwam xa ndingumdlali weqonga nje, uJoe Actor, kwaye andicingi ukuba yile nto ndifuna ukuyenza ngehlaya lam kwakhona. Ndifuna ukuba kumacala omabini ekhamera.
