Ifoto nguCraig Barritt / Getty Izithombe UCondé Nast ubhengeze namhlanje ukuba Iinkcukacha , iphephancwadi elinomdla ngenyanga lamadoda, liza kuyeka ukupapashwa. Inqaku elilandelayo, eligubungela uDisemba noJanuwari, liza kuba lelokugqibela-kwaye iwebhusayithi iya kupheliswa kancinci kancinci njengoko ihamba phantsi (kweyeCondé, eyendoda) GQ isambrela. Ukusukela oko yasekwa ngonyaka we-1982 (yaza yaqala kwakhona ngo-2000), Iinkcukacha ibone uluhlu olubanzi lweetalente olujikeleza kumaphepha ayo. Silandelele abanye abalumkileyo ukufumana ii-eulogies zabo kupapasho olusoloko lunzima kancinci ukuyichaza kunaleyo ithe ngqo Fumana kwaye Ubuninzi .
UPETE WELLS, INew York Times Indawo yokuGweba
(Umhleli wamanqaku angaphambili e Iinkcukacha )
Enye yezona zinto zibalaseleyo malunga nendawo yayisebenza noRockwell Harwood, umlawuli woyilo. Wayenayo le nkolelo iphantse yavuma ekubeni asebenzise iifoto ukuba zingahambi nebali kodwa azibonakalise ngendlela ebonakalayo. Senze ibali elibizwa ngokuba yi-First Affair kaTata kwaye wagunyazisa ifoto yentsimbi exhonywe esihlalweni semoto yomntwana. Uyijongile wayifumana kwangoko. Xa u-Bart Blasengame ethatha izifundo ze-cunnilingus kwaye wabhala ngayo, u-Rockwell wavula isiqwenga ngokusondelelana ngolwimi lomntu. Olo lwimi lwalukhangeleka ngathi luzonwabisa ngelensi zekhamera. Xa ndabona loo mifanekiso ngamanye amaxesha ndandicinga ukuba uyaliqonda ibali ngcono kunam. Oku kwakusoloko kundothusa kuba xa ndithetha noRockwell kunqabile ukuba athethe nto. Uya kugquma, okanye ancume, okanye aqabule amehlo akhe, okanye grimace, emva koko ahambe. Uyi-surfer. Uphantse waphantse wathetha. Ngenye imini ndandizama ukumcacisela ngombono webali kwaye wayeqhubeka nokubuza imibuzo. Ndaqhubeka ndicacisa. Waqhubeka ebuza. Okokugqibela uphume nento endicinga ukuba sesona sivakalisi sisesona sisekude endakha ndamva esithi: Andikwazi tu ukuqonda ukuba yintoni injongo yokudibana.
Enye into ephawuleka ngokwenene yayiyinkululeko esinganikwa yona nguDan Peres ngamanye amaxesha. Uye wasivumela ukuba siphonononge izimvo ezothusayo, ezinye zinkulu kwaye zincinci, ukuba uyakholelwa kuzo. Elinye lawona maxesha anelisayo kwikhondo lam lokuhlela yayikukusebenza kwiprofayili UJeff Gordinier ubhale malunga nomhlaseli waseRashiya uMaxim Vengerov . UJeff wabuyela eRashiya kunye noVengerov, kwaye isiqwenga eso sasinesakhiwo se-craziest, yayingama-5,000 okanye amagama angama-6,000 abhalwe phantse ngokulandelelana ngokulandelelana kwexesha. Kodwa uDan wayipapasha, kwaye yayintle. Yiloo nto kanye uhlobo lokubhala olwanditsalela kwiimagazini kwasekuqaleni-ukuzifunda kwaye kamva ndazisebenzela.
UDan angaya nebali ukuba uyayiva inyani kulo. Awunakumphikisa kuyo, kwafuneka ayive emathunjini akhe. Ndabhala isincoko esifutshane malunga nokulunga kokuziyeka uhambe. Emva koko uDan waya kwimiboniso yefashoni eMilan kwaye waxhonywa kunye neqela loongqatyana bezemfashini abanama-intshi angama-22. Xa ebuyayo wathi, Sibambe eso siqwenga. Andikholelwa ukuba amadoda ayaziyeka ahambe. Ke, mhlawumbi emva konyaka, kwafika ixesha apho waqala wangena eofisini engachetywanga, ngehempe yakhe ingaphathwanga. Ngenye imini kweso sigaba wathi, Kwenzeka ntoni kwelo bali ngokuziyeka uhambe? Masibaleke.
UIAN DALY , IGosa eliyiNtloko leQhinga leQela leBhari
(Owayesakuba ngumhleli oncedisayo kunye nombhali ophezulu e Iinkcukacha )
Iinkcukacha yayihlala iyimagazini ekhathaza abantu kakhulu […] Abantu babesoloko beyiphatha njengendoda ekucacayo ukuba iyisitabane kodwa ayivumi ukuphuma egumbini. Kwaye namsingatsho ngaphakathi ukuba ngokuqinisekileyo besingengabo; Ndicinga ukuba sinomdla wokuhlangana kunye nokudibana phakathi kwenkcubeko ethe tye kunye nenkcubeko yesini. Awunakho ukujonga okwangoku ubudoda ungakhange uziqwalasele zombini-kwaye ucinge ngazo njengenye into ngaphandle kokuqhubeka okungaqhelekanga kuya kuba bubuxoki.
Iinkcukacha , ubuncinci njengoko ichazwe ngokutsha phantsi kukaDan [Peres] ngo-2000, yeza ngexesha apho ingcaciso ngobudoda yayitshintsha. Yayinamandla, kwaye ii-archetypes zazidiliza, kwaye ndicinga ukuba iingcinga ezingacacanga zento eyenze ukuba umntu abe yindoda yayiqala ukudilika-kwaye kunjalo ke.
Kwizinto zasemzini endizichithileyo: iperi yangaphantsi esele isetyenzisiwe; i-opium, endayitshaya eRichmond ngeqela leentshayi ze-yuppie opium; kunye nomsebenzi wesandla.
UKAYLEEN SCHAEFER , Umbhali oZimeleyo kunye noMhleli weGalelo kwi Iinkcukacha
(Owayesakuba ngumbhali wabasebenzi e Iinkcukacha )
Uyakhumbula iBros Icing Bros? Kwakuyinto ka-2010 apho uGuy A wayeza kuthi gqi kuGuy B ephethe iSmirnoff Ice. UGuy B ke kuya kufuneka acofe iSmirnoff Ice edolweni. Nd (ngempazamo) ndicinge ukuba oku kuya kuba kokuqaqambileyo Iinkcukacha ibali kwaye walizisa kwintlanganiso yeengcamango. Khange ivunywe, kodwa kamva ngala mini umlawuli wezolonwabo uDavid Walters wakhawuleza waphuma, wafumana iSmirnoff, wandicofa. Ndayicofa iSmirnoff yam ngokuguqa edolweni phakathi eofisini. Ibintle.
Kwakukho nexesha apho sathumela umfundi kwi-Times Square ukuba athenge 1 Ubusuku eParis kuba sasifuna umfanekiso-skrini wobugcisa bokungena kukaRick Salomon kuLuhlu lwaMandla.
Kodwa shenanigans ecaleni, ukusebenza Iinkcukacha undifundise kakuhle yonke into endiyaziyo malunga nobuntatheli, kwaye ndiyabulela ukuba ibikhona kwaye ndiyibethile ngokwenyani ayisasebenzi.
U-ERICA CERULO , Umququzeleli wohlobo
(Owayesakuba ngumncedisi wokuhlela, umhleli okwi-intanethi kunye nomhleli odibeneyo kwi Iinkcukacha )
Ukusebenza njengomncedisi wokuhlela kwi Iinkcukacha yayingumsebenzi wam wokuqala ukuphuma kwikholeji, kwaye ndingafumani sappy kakhulu okanye nantoni na, kodwa yandibumba kakhulu. Ndiyathetha, ndalila mhla ndayeka emva kokuba ndikhona iminyaka emihlanu, kwaye andinguye umgcini. Ndihlala ndimangaliswa rhoqo ngabantu bam endibathandayo nabahlobo abasenyongweni ngabantu endikhe ndasebenza nabo apho. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba ngamava aqheleke kakhulu: Yayiluhlobo lwendawo esondelelene kakhulu (ngamanye amaxesha isondele kakhulu mhlawumbi?) Eyakhulisa loo nto, kunye nemeko yokujonga ubugqi yemagazini yatsala ihlakaniphile, inobuqili, iyahlekisa kwaye inomdla abantu ebepholile naleyo.
Eyona nto yenziwe Iinkcukacha ukuba yayiyintoni na umbono - zombini ilizwi kunye nobuhle. Ibisazi… kwaye ityhala izinto, njalo. Kwakukho iphothifoliyo yeTV esayenzayo ngo-2006 ebandakanya UMartha Stewart kunye ne-ALF babhalwa ngendlela efanayo -Ijezi lalitsibatsiba emagxeni, i-cocktail isesandleni-kwaye konke oko kwehla uMartha engazi ukuba kwenzeka ntoni. Oko kuvakalelwa kukudala Iinkcukacha ukungabi nantlonelo kum.
Ndicinga ukuba abafundi bayifumene le nto: Iphephancwadi lenze amaqela alo okuqala ekugxilwe kuwo xa ndandilapho, kwaye enye yeeprojekthi yayiquka abafundi abakhetha imifanekiso kunye nokukhupha ezo, kubo, beziva kakhulu Iinkcukacha . Lo mfanekiso mnye wendoda uhleli esofeni kunye nekati eqhubeka ukuvela ngaphezulu kwakhona, kwaye omnye umntu wachaza, ndiyathetha, indoda kunye nekati-evakalelwa ngathi yinto engaqhelekanga Iinkcukacha Ndingayenza. Yeyiphi, i-LOL.
UANDREW ESSEX , Owayengumphathi we-Droga5
(Owayesakuba ngumhleli olawulayo e Iinkcukacha )
Ndenze ukhenketho ezimbini zomsebenzi e Iinkcukacha . Umjikelo wokuqala wawuphakathi kweentsuku zokuphela kweGen-X (iqweqwe: Cusack, Cobain, Duchovny). Ndikhubazekile, kwikhefu elinethamsanqa, kanye ngaphambi kokuba iphephancwadi lihlaselwe yintshukumo ebizwa ngokuba yilahleko, kunye nokunyuka Ubuninzi (Yinto engaqhelekanga, ukusukela Ubuninzi kamva wazama ukuba Iinkcukacha ). Ngelo xesha umsipha wokuhlela wawumangalisa; abaninzi ngoku bangabahleli abadumileyo okanye ababhali kwezinye iindawo (akukho myalelo uthile: UMichael Hainey, uDanielle Mattoon, uMark Healy, uAriel Foxman, phakathi kwabanye). Ukhenketho lwesibini lwalukwigolide ye-metrosexual (egubungela: Downey Jr, Damon, Josh Hartnett [!]), Phambi kokuba iphephancwadi lihlaselwe yi-intanethi. Italente enkulu ikwakhona: UPete Wells, uJessica Lustig, uJeff Gordinier, phakathi kwabanye. Isifundo kuwo omabini la matyala kukuba eli phephancwadi, njengamanye amaqonga amaninzi, lasilela ukuhlala phambili kwindlela yokuziphatha yabathengi elathembisa ukuyigubungela. Kodwa okomzuzwana omnandi apho, kuzo zombini ukhenketho, ibaluleke kakhulu.
YARAN NOTI , Sekela Mhleli kwi Incasa
(Umncedisi wangaphambili wokuhlela kunye nomhleli weempawu ezinxulumene nazo Iinkcukacha )
Iinkcukacha yayiyinto yam yokuqala: Umsebenzi wam wokuqala wokwenyani, ukwaziswa kwam kwifashoni, ukubhala, ukuhlela, i-egos enkulu, i-egos enkulu, kwiimfuno zokusebenza eNew York, ukuziva ukuba zonke izimvo zakho zinkunkuma kwaye ' Andisoze ndibenayo into yokuphinda ndiyithethe, ukoneliseka kukuzonwabisa okwenziwe ngumntu ohlekisayo owenziwe kakuhle. Yayilikhoboka, ifuna, idinisa, ithoba isidima, ivuselela, kwaye iyanelisa ngokumangalisayo. Sibeka ixesha elininzi kunye nengqwalaselo kwibali malunga neMfazwe yase-Iraq njengoko besisenza ibali malunga neebhobhosi zomntu. Yiloo nto eyenze ukuba la maphephancwadi akhetheke kakhulu: Iinkcukacha yayifana nembali kaGoogle yengqondo yendoda esencinci yaseMelika kuko konke ukungazithembi, ixhala, ihorn, kunye nobuqaqawuli obunomdla. Ndifunde okuninzi kwinto endiyaziyo ngokuba ngumhleli wamaphephancwadi kwabakhulu baphaya.
IMICKEY RAPKIN , Intatheli kunye noMlobi we Ukenza ngokugqibelele
(Owayesakuba ngumhleli oncedisayo kunye nombhali wabasebenzi e Iinkcukacha )
Iinkcukacha ibingumsebenzi wam wokuqala eNew York. Kwakubonakala ingumsebenzi wokuqala wonke umntu ngelo xesha, yiyo loo nto eyenza ukusebenza apho kungalibaleki. UDan wayeneminyaka engama-28 kuphela okanye into xa wabizwa ngokuba ngumhleli oyintloko. Sonke sasingabantwana. Kwakungathi siya kude nento. Khumbula: Sasingabasebenzi abancinci, abakrwada. Wonke umntu uthetha ngendawo yokudlela eyaziwayo yeCondé Nast. Kodwa sisebenzele iFairchild. Indawo yethu yokutyela e-7 West 34th Street yayingabafana ababini abaneplate eshushu. Umsebenzi wobugcisa eludongeni wawuyiposta enkulu ka-Elle Fanning kunye neDakota Fanning kwiphepha elingaphandle Iindaba zezihlangu .
Wonke umntu uthi iofisi yakhe yokuqala ifana nosapho. Kodwa kule meko, yayiyinyani. Kwaye ndifuna ukwenza uDan abe neqhayiya. Ndikhumbula ndenza udliwanondlebe nomvelisi omkhulu waseHollywood ngobunye ubusuku ngomnxeba. Yayiza kuba yenye yeendlela zam zokuqala ezisisiseko kwi Iinkcukacha . Kwaye ngekukho, ukuba umvelisi akazange andixhome emva kwemizuzu esibhozo kuba wayecinga ukuba ndingawuhloniphi umsebenzi wakhe. (Bendingenguye, kodwa nokuba yintoni.) Ndibeke phantsi umnxeba kwaye mhlawumbi ndilile edesikeni likaPete Wells. Yayingeyonto ingaqhelekanga eyenzekayo ngobo busuku. Emva kwexesha, bendisekhaya ndilinde ukuhanjiswa kokutya kwase-Thai (ukutya bendingenakho nokukufumana) xa uDan enditsalela umnxeba ukuba andinike intetho ye-chin-up pep awayeyazi ukuba akanakulinda kude kube kusasa. Yabona? Usapho.
UDan wayepholile ngaloo nto. Wayemhle ngento yonke, nyani. Ngaphandle koMdumi oMnyama odumileyo ngo-2003; njengoko idolophu yayiphuma, uDan wasixelela ukuba sibuyele kwiibhokisi zethu kwaye siqhubeke sisebenza ngeepensile, indlela abantu ababeyisebenzisa ngayo ukukhupha amaphephancwadi. Iipensile! Endaweni yokuba sonke siphume sayonxila-njengosapho. Ndicinga ukuba uDan wayezidla ngokufihlakeleyo ngaloo nto. Wayedibanise eli qela lezinto ezingalunganga kwaye wasenza saziva ngathi singabaseNew York. Yintoni enye onokuyicela kumphathi wokuqala? Ngendlela, isongezelelo kwisithuba sikaKayleen. Ndilapho ngobusuku apho kwathunyelwa umfundi ukuba aye kufumana ikopi yoBusuku obu-1 eParis. Oko uKayleen engazange akuthethe kukuba bambalwa kuthi (ngokutshoyo) babukele imiboniso bhanyabhanya kwiscreen sokutsala kwigumbi lenkomfa. Besikwazi okuzayo, kodwa besothukile kancinci xa kusenzeka. Endicinga ukuba yindlela esivakalelwa ngayo namhlanje.
UJEFF GORDINIER Ababhali beCandelo lokutya le INew York Times
(Owayesakuba ngumhleli-omkhulu-enkulu kwi Iinkcukacha )
Ngaphaya kunxweme oluseNtshona ndikhule ndifunda malunga, kwaye ndibuyela umva, uninzi lwamaxesha egolide kwimbali yemagazini- amaxesha apho iqela lezinto ezingalunganga kunye neziphefumlelweyo zikwazile ukuwela iindlela kwimpapasho enye kwaye zenze into engaqhelekanga entsha: Fumana kwiminyaka yoo-60, Amatye agiqekayo kwiminyaka yoo-70, Intlola kwiminyaka yoo-80. Ndathuthela kwisiXeko saseNew York ndisuka eCalifornia ngasekupheleni kuka-1993 ndaza ndanethamsanqa elihle (uhlobo lwengozi) lokufika kumaphephancwadi amabini, ngokulandelelana, okwakubonakala ngathi kubamba lo moya u-hey-whoa-something-cool-is-happening-here: Ukuzonwabisa ngeveki kwiminyaka yama-90, eyayikhokelwa nguJim Seymore; kwaye Iinkcukacha kwishumi leminyaka lokuqala lale nkulungwane sikuyo, ikhokelwa nguDan Peres. Ngamanye amaxesha, xa unale micimbi, ubungqina bucacile ekujongeni kwakhona. Abantu abanetalente bayaqhubeka, kwaye benze izinto ezingakholelekiyo, kwaye awukholwa ukuba ubenethamsanqa ngokwaneleyo lokuba usebenze kunye nabo kwaye ube ngumhlobo wabo. U-Ian Daly, ngoku ongumhlobo wam osenyongweni, waqhubeka nokuba negalelo ekukhutshweni kweApple Music. ULaura Brown waba yintshatsheli IHarper's Bazaar . UAndrew Essex, indawo yamandla kwezentengiso nakwimithombo yeendaba. UMickey Rapkin uhambe wabhala Ukenza ngokugqibelele . U-Erica Cerulo wasungula uhlobo. UGrady Laird ujike waba yitoyutyana yekofu ebandayo. UBart Blasengame, uJese Ashlock, uYaran Noti. Ndiyathetha, abahleli bam abaphambili ku Iinkcukacha yayinguPete Wells noJessica Lustig, kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba ayinakubakho into yokufumana ababukhali, abafundileyo, abanobabalo, abahleli abanolwazelelelo ngamagama kuyo yonke imithombo yeendaba yaseNew York. UPete ngoku ungumgxeki werestyu INew York Times ; UJessica ulisekela lomhleli Iphephancwadi iNew York Times . Ke apho uya khona.
Ngubani ke ofanelwe luzuko ngako konke oku? UDan Peres. UDan Peres-le dude ihlale i-epic 15 okanye iminyaka kwi Iinkcukacha (kwaye waqalisa ukubaleka kwakhe emamele abagxeki ababengacingi ukuba uzakugcina iinyanga ezintandathu), wabona kwaye wahlakulela yonke le talente, kwaye (ngokoluvo lwam, ubuncinci) akazange afumane ikhredithi eyaneleyo yokuba nesiphiwo sasendle I-EIC. Njengoko ndibonisile kwiphepha lam likaFacebook, nango abanye babantu kunye nemibono uDan andifumene ukuba ndibhale ngayo:Umculi we-violinist uya ekhaya eSiberia. Ipakethi yeebodysurfers ezinamandla eSouthern California. UKeanu Reeves ukhangela isandwich. Indoda eyalungisa oonodoli besini abaphukileyo. Isidlo se-kaiseki kunye noTom Cruise. Isithembu kuMzantsi-ntshona waseMelika. Ogqirha beBariatric eKentucky. I-Oasis eLondon. Umfana waseArizona owafakwa entolongweni ngenxa yesifo sephepha. Umfo waseNorth Carolina owakhululwa ejele emva kweminyaka esemgceni wokufa. Umntu ophikisayo. UNeil Young, uMila Kunis, uFrancis Ford Coppola, uKate Beckinsale, uDavid Duchovny, uSam Shepard, uJackson Browne, uCharlie Watts, uWalter Cronkite, uJohnny Rotten. U-Anthony Romero, intloko ye-ACLU. Umdlali weqonga u-Andrew Garfield, ejikeleza iVenice Beach ngelixa ezilungiselela Indoda yesigcawu imuvi. Qhubeka noMarilyn Manson kwinqaba yakhe yaseHollywood. Ubomi kwikholeji yamadoda onke eIndiana. Igqwetha elikhuselayo izityholo zamahlokondiba ePhiladelphia. Uhambo lwendlela eya eLas Vegas kunye nomfana wase-Bhritane onesifo se-Down syndrome. Iqela lemfazwe laseVietnam liphinde lenze into ehlathini laseMississippi. Ukujonga abalandeli bakaMichael Jackson.
Ndancamathela apha Iinkcukacha iminyaka esibhozo kwaye uDan wayehlala esithi ewe. Into endinokuyithetha ukubuyisela umfana kukubulela. Ndikholelwa ekubeni iimagazini zaseMelika zinokusebenzisa uninzi lwamandla anamandla kunye noluvo lokuzonwabisa kwezi ntsuku, ukuba bafuna ukuhlala bebalulekile. Ukuboleka amanye amagama kwimbongi enkulu yaseMelika u-Eileen Myles: Ndiyacothoza. Ndirhona. Ndithatha uhambo.
UKARL TARO GREENFELD , Intatheli kunye neNoveli
(Umhleli owayesakuba negalelo kwi Iinkcukacha )
Ndabhalela abahleli abane e Iinkcukacha emveni kweminyaka. UJames Truman Iinkcukacha undinike ikhefu lam lokuqala kwishishini lamaphephancwadi, ndiqhuba amabali am malunga neJapan neAsia. Ndabhalela uJon Leland kunye noJoe Dolce, kodwa ndaphoswa lixesha likaMichael Caruso kunye noMark Golic, emva koko ngo-2004 okanye njalo, xa ndandise Imidlalo eboniswe , Ndifuna ukwenza ukubhala okungekho kwezemidlalo ndaye ndabuza uJeff Gordinier ukuba ndingazenza na izinto zabantu abadumileyo kwaye wandidibanisa noBrian Farnham kunye noKatherine Wheelock kwaye kwiminyaka embalwa elandelayo ndibabhalele iziqwenga ezili-15. Ngamanye amaxesha babenditsalela umnxeba, banike isincoko, ngathi, Yeka ukuzama ukuba ngutata opholileyo okanye uyeke ukuzenza ngathi ulungile okanye uyeke ukuthi sikhulelwe, kwaye bangandinika usuku lokujika igama le-1500 okanye njalo Isincoko sijikeleze. Imali yayinkulu, njenge- $ 6000 yesiqwenga, kwaye yayikhawuleza. Ndiyakhumbula bakhe bandithumelele i-imeyile ngelixa bendikhwele inqwelo moya isiya eJapan- ngelixesha xa i-wifi eyayikwibhodi yayiseyinto entsha-kwaye bandixelela ukuba bayasidinga isiqwenga kwiiyure ezisibhozo. Ndiyibhale kwi flight.
Ngexesha elithile, ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndifuna ukufumana umzobo oqhelekileyo kubo, njenge- $ 4000 ngenyanga kwaye ndiza kuba netyala lamagama ayi-12,000 ngonyaka, kwaye kuya kufuneka ukuba ndidibene noDan Peres kahlanu ngalo mbandela, kodwa ngekhe anikezele eso sivumelwano. Ekugqibeleni, ngo-2008 okanye njalo, ndaya ndaza ndagubungela i-World Polyamory Convention kubo, kwaye uDan akazange acinge ukuba isiqwenga sihlekisa ngokwaneleyo, ngoko wabulala. Ndicinga ukuba olo hlobo lwezinto ziphelile okwethutyana.
Kude kube kwinyanga ephelileyo, xa bebendinika esinye isiqwenga, malunga nabantwana baseTshayina abazizityebi.Emva koko uDan wayibulala nayo leyo.Ndiya kulikhumbula elo phephancwadi, ebeliyinxalenye yobomi bam kangangeminyaka engama-25 okanye engaphaya.
ALEX BHATTACHARJI , Okwangoku (ngoku wangaphambili) Umhleli weSigqeba Iinkcukacha
Ndiyafunda Iinkcukacha kuko konke ukuzalwa kwayo-ukusuka kwiintsuku zika-Annie Flanders ukuya kwixesha likaJames Truman. Inguqulelo yamakhwenkwe yalahleka, kodwa ndathathwa ngumbono wemagazini yamadoda yanamhlanje, encinci kunye ne-urbane. Xa ndiqala e Iinkcukacha ngo-2006, yayiluhambo: Ndiyakhumbula ukuba besisenza uMba waMandla— olo luhlu luya kubangela iingxoxo ezi-surreal-kodwa-ezinzulu malunga nokuba ungambeka phi uTrig Palin xa kuthelekiswa noDavid Plouffe, uPerez Hilton xa kuthelekiswa noBashar al-Assad, nokuba kutheni impembelelo kaMaddox UJolie Pitt uhlobo lokukhohlisa wonke umntu.
Sabhekisa kule ndawo njengeSiqithi seethoyi ezingalunganga, kwaye yayiyinto yokuqhayisa leyo. Abasebenzi babengabalinganiswa, kwaye ukubonisa ubuntu bakho kwakukhuthazwa. Ngapha koko yayikukuphela kwendlela yokuvelisa iziqwenga ezingalibalekiyo kunye nokufumana ibali elamkelweyo. Iintlanganiso zePitch zazifana neThunderdome, kunye noDan bedlala indawo kaTina Turner. Andikakholelwa ukuba uDan greenlit ezinye zezinto azenzileyo, kodwa amabali ayingozi ebesoloko ekulona lihle. I-Mandingoes, iyelenqe lokubulala u-Justin Bieber, isenzo esilandelayo se-Balloon Boy njengemvumi ye-Heavy Metal-ndiyakhumbula ndithumela u-Kevin Grey ohluphekileyo kwingozi yeholide yase-Austrian Neo-Nazi yeholide. Ngubani omnye onokuqhuba ibali elinesihloko esithi Ngaba u-Anal ngumlomo omtsha? ecaleni kweprofayili yenkokeli ye-ACLU-ngakumbi eCondé Nast? Ndihlala ndizibuza ukuba yeyiphi into ethandekayo, emangalisayo ye-SI Newhouse ecinga ngala maqhekeza njengoko uDan wayeza kuqhubana nalo mbandela. Ndinika uDan ikhredithi ngokubona ukuba abafundi bethu bakhathalele, kakhulu ngokulinganayo, malunga nokufunda malunga noBobby Jindal kwaye Brody Jenner, kwaye ndiyavuya kuba sasinabo kumaphepha ethu kuqala. Eyona nto ibisemandleni ethu — kwaye siye saphulukana nesabelo sethu— Iinkcukacha wajika isipili wabafana wabakhombisa ii-visa zabo, iintsumpa kunye nazo zonke. Kwaye, kwangaxeshanye, sibaxelele ukuba, kufanelekile, ukuba basebenzise ukufihla kwabo iintombi zabo kwezo ziphene.
Ingeniso yayihlala ihleli, kwaye amanye amaxesha amabi kakhulu ayedla ngokuhamba amatheko. Ukuthunyelwa kukaPete Wells kwangoko Iinkcukacha Umsebenzi wawusisiphazamiso esimangalisayo-iimpumlo zehagu zazinxityiwe, ngubani owaziyo okutyiweyo. Ingavakala ngathi yinto encinci, kodwa abantu abadlulayo kwiiholo zezinto ezenze ukuba kufaneleke ukuza kusebenza yonke imihla. Iinkcukacha Utsala italente eninzi engummangaliso kule minyaka idlulileyo, kwaye ibonisa ukuba uninzi lwabantu luqhubekile lwenza ntoni. Ukusebenza Iinkcukacha akuzange kube lula-kodwa ndiyathanda ukucinga ukuba kufana noqeqesho kwindawo ephezulu, okanye ukukhulela eKrypton, kwaye xa bemkayo, ezo zakhono zabantu zazomelele kakhulu.
Kwiinyanga ezidlulileyo, ukukhula kwedijithali kwakumangalisa, kodwa kweza ngenxa yento eyenza eli phephancwadi lahluka-ukuhanjiswa kwezithuthi kwisibheno esikhulu, ngapha koko. Loo mkhwa mhlawumbi ngewuqhubekile. Eyabantu abathandayo Iinkcukacha -Kwakungeyiyo ikomityi yetiye yomntu wonke-mhlawumbi kukho intuthuzelo ekwazini ukuba izembe elidibeneyo lawa ngaphambi kokuba iflegi yayo yento engaqhelekanga.
Ezinye iinkumbulo ziye zaxinwa kwaye zahlelwa. Siza kuhlaziya le posi njengoko sifumana iimpendulo ezingaphezulu.
