Siza kufumana uDany, kanye emva kokulahla eyona mixtape ishushu eMeereen. (HBO) Drew : Ngentetho eninzi malunga nenkcubeko yomonakalisi kunye nendlela uMdlalo weTrone oyichithile ngayo ngeli xesha lonyaka, ndiyithandile indlela iTwitter eyonakalise ngayo isiphelo somboniso apho kufikelela khona ukuba konke malunga nokuziphatha kubuntatheli bezemidlalo.
UVinnie: Ukubhalwa kweskripthi sam kusetyenziswe kwenye indawo apho i-Night's Watch zii-Blogger zeTekhnoloji, kwaye bathi nge-Apple Watch njengoko begwaza ngamnye uJon Snow.
Drew : Ke! Oku kwakumnandi! Wonke umntu ofanelwe kukukhokelela kubomi obude kunye nobonwabisayo, kwaye abakhohlakeleyo bohlwaywa ngokugqibeleleyo kwaye kufuneka banyamezele uhambo lwehlazo kunye / okanye olona hlaselo luphambili kwimbali yoluntu. Ukulungiselela abo bagcina ukubala ekhaya, uStannis ubeke isebe lakhe lonke lomthi ngaphandle komishini… apho… ubuncinci… eneneni, hayi. Hayi, andiyithengi le ndaba yeBizarro Stannis kwaphela. Njengokuba, ukuba isiphelo sisisidwangube nje esifa ngesandla sikaBrienne, ibiyintoni i-POINT? Bendingakholelwa ukuba ngenene ubulele uShireen kwaye wayengenguye uMance Rayder'd. (Ndiyathetha, ngokucacileyo, uMance Rayder ovela kwiNgoma yoMlilo kunye ne-Ice, hayi kulo mboniso. Mfana, kuvela ukuba amalungelo okuqhayisa aphume ngokukhawuleza.)
UVinnie: Ngokunyaniseka, yonke into malunga nesiphelo sikaStannis yayi…… anticlimactic. Kuqala, bahamba nge-Mutiny-Dead Wife-Red Witch Desertion kuthotho olukhawulezileyo lwe-closeups kwiStannis eyenza ukuba idideke oh, mzalwana ujongene.
Drew : Vinnie, nceda uncede ufumane iscreencap yaloo nto? Enkosi KAKHULU, ungumkhosi wam waseDothrakian! Kwaye ke ndithetha umsindisi wam kunye / okanye nentengiso yentsholongwane yexesha elizayo le- Umcuphi wokwenene ixesha lokujikeleza! (Nge-22 kaJuni, ewe!) 
Owu, ngothando lukaRenly.
UVinnie : Ke, emva koko, umkhosi waseStannis wabandakanyeka noRamsay kwi-Battle of the We Spent Budget on the Dragons. Yeyiphi elungileyo, nokuba yeyiphi, ayizizo zonke iimfazwe ezinokuba yiHardhome ( Khawufane ucinge ukuba bekunjalo, nangona kunjalo? ) Kodwa emva koko uBrienne, esifundayo ebesoloko echitha yonke imizuzwana ekhangela laa khandlela ze AYIYIPHUMELELE XA ISANSA SIPHELELE UKUKHANYA, kwenzeka nje ukuba ifike kulaa dude ayikhangela ehlathini kwaye… iyambulala. Ngaphandle kwesikrini. Womp Womp.
Drew : U-Brienne, ethatha indlela encinci kwisibambiso sakhe sokugqibela sokukhusela iSansa ukuba iye kubulala umfana owabulala umntu wesibini ukuya kowokugqibela wathembisa ukumkhusela. Ngaphandle kobushushu bomzuzwana, kwafuneka ukuba ndiphindezele ukubulawa kukaRenly! into. URenly ungaphaya kwayo. URenly nguManson. Yiyo loo nto uBrienne engenakuba yingcuka. Hayi ngenxa yokuba ngumfazi, kodwa ngenxa yokuba woyike ngokubekwa phambili. Oko, kwaye uzifungele lonke usapho eWesteros ngeli xesha.
UVinnie: Kumlo omkhulu wokuphelisa umboniso phakathi kwazo zonke iintsapho zeWesteros, kukho uBrienne kwikona onengxaki yovalo kuba wafunga ukukhusela wonke umntu kwaye kungekho namnye ngaxeshanye.
Drew: UJon Snow wagwazwa ngendlela enocwangco yiNight's Watch, bonke abalinda ithuba labo kwaye babethelekiseka ngokwasekuhlaleni ngayo yonke le nkqubo, becinga ngento abayenzileyo kumfo wokugqibela.
UVinnie: Uxolo, ndiyazi ukuba indawo yokugqibela yayinkulu kakhulu * kwaye inenkohlakalo kwaye sonke siyakumkhumbula uJon (ukuba sele efile… wayekhangeleka efile?) Kodwa ndoda, ekuphela kwento endinokucinga ngayo ngelo xesha yonke le nto yayi lo mboniso ukusuka Inqwelo moya.
Ukubulawa, wonke umntu wayenjalo isigulana ngayo. Ucinga ukuba bagqiba njani ngokomyalelo? Wenze imicu? Ngaba ucinga ukuba umntu otsala umjojo wokugqibela wayefana no-ah, ndiza kuba nje ndibetha umntu ofileyo ngelo xesha?
Drew: Inqwelo moya okanye nje, isikolo sikarhulumente. Ndibheja yonke i-Phi Delta Si okanye nantoni na esehlabathini igubhe ibhiya ukufihla i-#BroTears zabo xa uJon noSam beyikhuphele ngaphandle. (RIP, Johnny Bravo, osweleke, ndicinga ukuba, kwi Ukukhuthaza umboniso bhanyabhanya.)
(Uxolo, intloko yam isendaweni emnyama ngoku.)
UVinnie: Ngaba yayingelohlobo lwexesha elilungeleleneyo lokuba uSam enze esi sigqibo sokuya kuba ngumposi kanye emva kokuqinisekiswa ukuba umkhosi woomatshini bokubulala ongafanga uqhubela phambili kwiWall? Njengaye, olo lwazi luxabisekileyo, Jon. Ngaba ndikhankanyile ukuba ndihamba ukuya kude nokufucking kude noku namhlanje?
Drew: Ngaba yayindim nje, okanye ngaba isiqephu sangokuhlwa sasiyi-TOO encinci empumlweni? Njengalo nongendi umsebenzi wakhe kukukhwaza Ihlazo eCersei. Ngowuphi omnye umzuzu omkhulu onamandla endihlala ndizihlukanisa nawo ngokucinga iMonty Python's Khupha umntu wakho ofileyo! kancinci ukusuka amazimba angcwele . Njengo… incinci kakhulu. Sifumana: (1) UJon Snow + (1) Cersei = (1) Incwadi kaJustine Sacco. Ngaba ndiyifumene loo math? IValerian yam yimpumlo encinci.
(HEY VINNIE NCEDA FUNDA ISIPHO SOKUPHAKAMILEYO, ENKOSI!)
UVinnie: Khange uyifumane i-GIF eceliweyo, ke ukugcwalisa ngesikhumbuzi sotyelelo olumangalisayo ku-Peter Dinklage GIF kuGoogle.
Re: i-TOO kwinto yempumlo, uthetha ukuba babenaye njani uMeryn Trant angabi yinduna nje yokubulala KANYE nomxhaphazi womntwana kodwa abe ehla ekubetheni amantombazana amancinci ngentonga? (Mhlawumbi u-HE kwakufuneka ajoyine amadoda angenanto ... konke abakwenzayo kukubetha amantombazana amancinci ngeentonga). Njengaye, sasicinga ukuba ufanele ukufa njengamaxesha amane adlulileyo. Sasicinga ukuba wayefanele ukufa njengamaxesha amabini adlulileyo. Ngexesha u-Arya evele ngobuso kwaye emgwaza iliso bekufana, ewe.
Drew: Kulungile, oku kuyandikhupha. Makhe sithethe ngabaphumeleleyo ngokuhlwa! Njengaye, iTyrion ise suuuuuch indawo elungileyo ngoku. Wenza kakuhle… ubuncinci xa kuthelekiswa nesizini ephelileyo. Nangona ndingazi ukuba iyoyikeka njani indoda encinci yokubamba ukumkanikazi ohlaselayo ngexesha lokuvukela kukaMereeen. Ndenze amagqabantshintshi aliqela afanisa iimeko zeMidlalo yeTrone kunye neMfazwe yaseGulf kunye neIraq ngokuhlwanje, kodwa khange bahle kakhulu kwindlu yam kuba ndiyala ukufunda ngezopolitiko ezingabandakanyi iidragoni.
UVinnie: Nangona kunzima kangakanani ukuhamba kohambo lukaJorah noDaario? Emva kokuthula kancinci u-Jorah ngobuqili uza kubuza ukuba ngaba uDaario ucinga ukuba uDany uthanda nabani na eMereen ngaphezu komhlobo. UDaario uza kuhleka kwaye enzonzobileni kaJora ukuba azi ukuba kuthetha ntoni oko.
Drew: Ngubani omnye owenzayo ulungile? Ndicinga ukuba uCersei waphinda wasibuyisa isidima sakhe apho ekugqibeleni, njengoko wayehluthwa ngumlindi wakhe omkhulu we-zombie. Uyazi ntoni, Cersei? Uyifumene!
UVinnie: Ukuphela kokungabikho kokusesikweni kweli hlabathi kukuba u-Andre the Giant akasaphili ukuba adlale unogada omtsha weCersei, kwaye umboniso awunakuphinda wenze lo mfanekiso.
Drew: Kubonakala ngathi iinyoka zeSand nazo zenza kakuhle ngokuhamba kwazo ngobunkunkqele. Thixo, kutheni le nto beqhubeka nokufaka ityhefu kubantwana baseLannister? Abazi ukuba ukubeka umlilo kumnyama omtsha?
UVinnie : Mamela, andifuni ukuqhubeka ndityhala lo mbono wokuba yiMidlalo yeTrone efihliweyo ngokufihlakeleyo ngamaBatman (lol ewe ndiyayenza), kodwa leyo yayiyonke Ityefu ye-Ivy ukusuka e-Ellaria.
Drew : UTyler Coates wayefuna ukuba ndibonise ukuba i-Decider sele ikhona idolo thaaaaat.
UVinnie: Ewe kunjalo, kuyinyani, kwenzekile ukuba bajonge i-IMDB ngaphambi kokuba ndenze kodwa khange nanini na enze isigqibo sokuya emva kwiminyaka yolwazi lweBatman encyclopedic kunye nonyaka omnye wesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo isiLatin ukwenza igama elitsha ngokupheleleyo ukuxhasa ithiyori yabo. Amanqaku, mna.
Drew: Ewe kuwe, onke amanqaku. Kodwa KUPHELA ngenxa yokuba usisihange. Ukuba ubuyinenekazi, la manqaku ebeya kunikezelwa ngokusekwe ekubeni ngubani omise isisu sakho, leyo yinto endikholelwa ukuba iMyranda yayithetha ukuba uRamsay wayeza kuyenza kuSassa. Ndiyayithanda indlela uTheon noSansa bathi ngayo yiFuck kwaye bayitsale UThelma kunye noLouise onukayo kakhulu.
UVinnie: Ndithanda ukuba uSansa wayezimela ngokungathi nguye UDarth Maul isigqubuthelo sasigqume ubuso bakhe kwaphela. Qaphela eSansa: njengabanye abantu abathathu kwinkampu yaseBolton banento esondele kufana nobuso obuhle. Unamathela ngaphandle.
Drew : Ndiza kuthi, le nto yeCersei, ndicinga ukuba umboniso sele uqalile ukuphonononga into eyenzayo ngesini sayo esingathandabuzekiyo. Yeyiphi kunzima ukuyibukela, njengombukeli. Kufana nomfo ephathini ekhwaza, Nina, I thiiiiiiiink Ndinganxila?
Indlela ubuze beCersei buqala ngayo ukuzincamisa- kuba kugcwele phambili, yiza- uze uzenze olilungisa (jonga indlela ayigcina ngayo indlela yakhe yokuba ngukumkanikazi!) Phambi kokuba aphazamiseke ngokupheleleyo ekubeni sesichengeni kokubonakala kwakhe kufana nokubukela umjikelo wobomi bokudlwengulwa komboniso. izigcawu njengoko ziqhubekile ukusuka kwixesha lonyaka ukuya kwelinye. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba yinto entle leyo. Elona candelo andilithandiyo kukuchukumisa iminwe ngokucacileyo umboniso uzama ukwenza phakathi kwabantu abanokubukela into efana noHambo lweentloni ngokuzonwabisa, kwaye uh… bonke ababhalisile be-HBO.
UVinnie: Ngaba loo nto iyenza iBenioff / Weiss / Martin ukuba ibe luhlobo oluthile loNongqatyana oPhezulu? Ngaba oko kuyasicacisa ukuba kutheni bekukho inenekazi elisemva kwam ngexesha lonke lesiqendu likhwaza IXESHA kwaye likhala intsimbi?
Owu, hayi, ndikwiBedStuy. Eli nenekazi… elo nenekazi liyaphambana.
Drew: Hei, ubuncinci ikamva lika-Arya libonakala… ngathi… 50/50. Ndiyathetha, AKAFA. (# UxoloNotSorry.)
UVinnie: Ewe, usuke… akaboni. Imfama, kuba watyhiliza incwadi yobuso efileyo ngokukhawuleza okukhulu. Ndiyacinga? Andiqinisekanga nokuba kuqhubeka ntoni phaya eBraavos kodwa kodwa, elinye ixesha lonyaka Imidlalo yeethrone phantsi! Kwaye yabangela kuphela njengeziphithiphithi ezine zoluntu! Bona wonke umntu kunyaka olandelayo!
Ngaphandle kuka-Arya. UArya akazukubona nto. Ngenxa yabo bonke ubuso abafileyo.
