Sansa… uyaphila uJon Snow okanye yintoni?UHelen Sloan / ngoncedo lwe-HBO UVinnie: Emva kweenyanga zokulindela, ukonwaba, kunye nokulandela uKit Harrington kwigumbi lokuhlambela laseGlasgow, Imidlalo yeethrone ’Ixesha lesithandathu ekugqibeleni lifikile. APHA SIYA …… ..
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[Iikhredithi ezivulekileyo zemizuzu emihlanu]
[Ukutshintsha kwamaxesha, kudlula iminyaka]
… YIYA!
UBen : Ndim okanye ngaba eso sivuli sikaThixo asizange sive ixesha elide kwiminyaka emihlanu? Mhlawumbi bendiyilambele kakhulu kodwa ibingathi ndibukele iinqaba eziphakamisa isitena semephu ngezitena.
UVinnie: Imizuzu eli-10 yonke emva kwentsimbi yesithoba, isiqendu siyaqala! Kuninzi ekunokuthethwa ngayo ngaphambili kweJon Snow, eyintsimbi encinci kuba, kwiklasikhi Imidlalo yeethrone Imfashini evula ixesha lonyaka, akukho nto intle kuyo nayiphi na into ngokwenene yenzekile. Okokuqala, ukuba ubulindele nyani ukuba uJon Snow abuye kwelabafileyo kwisiqendu sokuqala… oh, mntwana olungileyo wasehlotyeni. Khange ulindele Imidlalo yeethrone ukusekela uloliwe wabo wonke wokunyusa ngaphezulu kwabafileyo bakaJon, baxhotyiswe kakuhle entloko ukuze uMelisandre ahambe angene abe njengo-Oh lo? Ewe ndingayilungisa le nto akukho probs, akunjalo?
Kubonakala ngathi siza kufunda ngakumbi ngendlela ukubulawa kukaJon kuyichaphazela ngayo iNight's Watch ngokwayo ngaphambi kokuba sihambele nakweyiphi na imilingo ebomvu ebomvu. Ndiyathanda ukuba hayi onke amalungu eWatch ayekhwele ekubulaweni kukaJon. Njengamanye ama-dudes ayethe nkqo ekubulaweni kwe-Lord Commander. Ndiyithanda nyani indlela abulala ngayo uJon Snow yayiyinto yokunciphisa uxinzelelo ku-Olly, waye wahamba ngokufikisa ubusuku bonke.
UBen : Ndixhalabile ngempilo yeemvakalelo zikaDavos ngeli xesha lonyaka, awazi. Unyana wakhe wasweleka e-Blackwater, intombi yakhe eyomileyo iye yaphoswa, yancitshiswa, ngoyena mntwana ubalaseleyo kunye ne-liege ... Njengaye, indoda inokuxhomekeka okukhulu.
Kwakhona, ii-Direwolves? Zilunge kangakanani ezo zinto ?! Hayi, nceda uvuthulule ingalo kaJon Snow ongasekhoyo. Uli-400 lbs zomatshini wokubulala, iesile lam. Ukungasebenzi kakuhle kwe-Direwolves yenye yezona ndawo zimbi kakhulu zokuziqhelanisa.
UVinnie: Kodwa Ghost ukuba buhlungu ngokusweleka kukaJon kundenze ndadana! Yindlela yokuphatha abaphulaphuli efanelekileyo.
UReek noSansa baqinisekile ukuba bayenzile nge-100 leplamet yeenyawo ukusuka kudonga lwenqaba ngobume obuhle, huh? Kulungile, nangona kunjalo. Imidlalo yeethrone ukubetha okanye ukuphoswa nanini na izama ukungena kwimowudi yeqela elincomekayo ( Ukubetha: Jorah kunye neTyrion, Nkosazana: UJaime kunye noBronn, ngandlela thile ), kodwa zininzi iindlela zokuba iSansa ixhomekeke kwiTheon ukuze iphile. Uthi andizukuphila ngaphandle kwakho kulomfana usacinga bajika abantakwabo baseKentucky Fried Rickon.
Phonsa iBrienne kunye nePod kumxube, kwaye ngoku liqela elibi. Njengolona lusizi, kuyabanda, lelona qela linqabileyo onokucinga ngalo, kodwa ipati iyafana. Ndoda, ndiyamthanda uBrienne. Ndiyayithanda indlela injongo yakhe ekuphela kwayo kulo mboniso ibikukuzama ngokwenene, nangokunyaniseka kwaye ubukele usapho lakwaStark, kwaye kwenzeka nje ukuba baqhubeke befa ngokulusizi. Kodwa ke, uBrienne uyaqhubeka nokuqhubeka.
UBen: Ngaba singathetha malunga nerekhodi yakhe ye-stellar yenyani, engenanceba, yokubulawa kuka-Valyrian? IHound, iStannis, amajoni amaninzi okuma. Usenokuba uchithe ixesha elidlulileyo emi ekhangeleni ikhandlela kodwa uBrienne waseTarth wenza izinto.
Ndiyathanda ukuba uSansa uyikhumbule kakhulu intetho umama wakhe awayinika u-Brienne xa wayemthembisa ngekrele. Jonga amehlo kaBrienne. Oko kuhlangulwa ukuzinikela kwelabrador retriever, kanye apho. Ndivakalelwa kukuba yena noDavos Seaworth banokuninzi abanokwabelana ngako malunga neti.
UVinnie: Uyazi ukuba uBrienne akalunganga ekwenzeni ntoni? Ukufunda igumbi. Bekungafanelekanga ukuba balinde de babe kwindawo ethile eyayingezizo iidigri ezingama-46 ezimbi zokwenza umkhwa wokukhwela
Uyacinga Imidlalo yeethrone ’Ababhali babesazi kakuhle ukuba indlela uCersei asabela ngayo ekufeni kukaMyrcella yayiphantse ibe lilizwi negama Utoli 'Kunjengokuba nje umfazi waseGypsy watsho, okanye ngokungazi? Nokuba ndizive njani, ndaziva iintlungu zokwenyani, ngokwasemzimbeni ngendlela enethemba lokuba uCersei wayenethemba lokubuya kukaMyrcella eKing's Landing. Sonke isichotho u-Lena Headey njengoCersei Lannister, ngoku nangonaphakade. Thelekisa loo nto kwindawo ekukuphela kwayo eMargaery kule veki, kubonakala ngathi kubonisa ukuvuma kuya kuba yihlazo lonyaka.
UBen: Ngaphambi kwehlazo, ukuvuma yayilizwi lakhe kuphela kwisizini ephelileyo ngeziqendu ezithathu. Ewe, ndingula dick uyalatha.
UVinnie: Kuya kufuneka ubathande abo Dade bathuleyo, nangona. Ndikonwabele ukufunda kwaMargaery kwisisele sakhe, ndilahla nje imigca kuyo nayiphi na inguqulelo ka-Sparrow ka-Instagram. 
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UBen: Ha! Ubuncinci umongikazi uRatchet Septa unegama ngoku. Septa Unella. Ndiyavuma ukuba ukwimeko embi, kodwa ubuncinci iMargaery ifumana unyango oluLungileyo lweCop / Bad Cop. UCersei wafumana i-Bad Cop / iLaddle yonke intolongo yakhe. Isisele sakhe sikwakhangeleka ngathi sijikile. Ngokubhekisele kum, oku sisiseko se-puritanical spa.
UVinnie: Wowu, ke… UDorne, huh? Ngokuqinisekileyo oko kuthathe inkqubela kwi-pussy embi yeenyoka zeSanti esaziyo kwaye badana kakhulu kwaye baya eReddit bayakhalaza. UDoran Martell uswelekile, u-Areo Hotah uswelekile, u-Ellaria Sand yi-badass ethe tye, kwaye iinyoka zeSand zikhupha i-liners enye evakala ngathi ibhalwe ngumntu obekunye nabanye abantu. Inkqubela phambili!
UBen: Abafazi ababini kwi-sundresses bazibophezele ekubuyiseleni okona kulungileyo kwi-chiffon sundresses. Kunyaka ophelileyo, abantu abaninzi bakhalaza ngelithi ukungaphumeleli kokuxhwilwa kweMyrcella okwenzeka emini emaqanda kwabangela ukuba abantu bangakholelwa kodwa kubonakala ngathi yindlela yeenyoka zesanti.
Kwaye yayiphi iTrystane, ngokuchanekileyo? Ngaba ngokwenene uJaime wambeka nje kwisikhephe esibuyela eDorne ukuba iinyoka zesanti zanyuka nje kwibhodi ukuya kwenza ukuzibulala kwakhona? Thixo wam, uyingcinga engacacanga. UTywin ujikeleza engcwabeni lakhe.
UVinnie: Ngokwenyani, yonke into enxulumene noDorne ibivakalelwa ngokungathi ibiyimpendulo ethe ngqo kukungazinzi okwenziwe kwisizini ephelileyo, andibi kunjalo? Njengaye, Oo yonke into eqhwalelayo noTrystan kunye nantoni na? Ewe, siza kuhlaba loo mxholo webali ngqo ngobuso bayo obusisiyatha .
UBen: Ewe, asibonanga mboniso mnye kaDorne kuyo nayiphi na inqwelwana erhuqwayo kwaye sasicinga ukuba yindlela yomboniso yokutshayela ngobunono yonke into eyenzeka phantsi kombhoxo, kodwa kujongeka ngathi ikaka ibetha ifeni ehonjiswe kamnandi. Bawagawula loo masebe osapho ngokungathi akukho mntu wenza ishishini. Kuluvuyo kwakhona ukubona ukuba uDorne ungaphezulu koku, y'now, amaMartell amathathu kunye noonogada babo abathandayo kwaye uDoran wayengasadibani nabantu bakhe abathanda ukulwa nabathanda ukulwa. RIP, uDoran. Thixo bendizithanda iingubo zakho, bhuti.
Isizathu esicinga ukuba ngu-Ellaria yayiyintlungu kwipherimesi yakhe, kodwa ngeli xesha lonyaka kubonakala ngathi bayayilungelelanisa loo nto kuye befuna nje idemokhrasi, nabafazi abomeleleyo e-helm? Ndifuna iDorne ngakumbi ngoku… Ingaba ahamba ngale ndlela la magama? Kukulandelelana okufanelekileyo ngokwegrama, kodwa uziva nje kuphosakele ukuba uchwetheze.
UVinnie: Sifanele senze ntoni ngazo zonke iinqwelo zikaMeereen zinyuka ngamadangatye? Ndiyathetha, ndiqinisekile ukuba kunokuba yinto nje eqhelekileyo Imvukelo yaseMeereen, okanye Oonyana bakaHarpy, ezo scamp.
Kodwa, kumdla wokubhengezwa ngokupheleleyo, sobabini noBen sine #ReadTheBooks, sinjalo TO) Ii-assholes ezinganyamezelekiyo zininzi kakhulu ngalo lonke ixesha kwaye B) Ukuzithemba kwezinye izinto zebali ezingekahlolwa kwi-HBO. Njengokuba, enye, inyani yokuba ngaphakathi Ukudanisa neeDragons kukho yonke inqwelo moya yabaphengululi eGreyjoy ejongene neMeereen. Sele siyazi i-Euron Greyjoy, oyena ungoyena IPirates yeCaribbean 2-5 ilungu losapho lakwaGreyjoy, liza kwaziswa ngeli xesha lonyaka. I-SO, ingaba eli shishini lineenqanawa zika-Meereen ezinxulumene ne-Greyjoy, ezinxulumene nenamba, okanye enye into enxulumene ngokupheleleyo?
UBen : Malunga B : Thetha ngokwakho, pal! Ndibonelela ngengqondo evuyisayo xa kubukwa amaqela, ukuthuthwa kunye nokuhlambalaza kuncinci.
Kodwa ewe, oku kubonakala ngathi kukuvula okugqibeleleyo kweeGreyjoys ukuba zibuyele kumdlalo ongaphaya kontanga kaTheon. Bendinethemba lomanyano lweDorne kunye noDani kodwa kujongeka ngathi i-Greyjoys izakuba ngumdibaniso ohamba ngomkhumbi ngasentshona ekupheleni kwexesha. Kuyathakazelisa ukuba olu lungiselelo luqala ukubuyela kumdlalo. Ukunqongophala kwenqanawa kwakuyinto eyayinqande uDani ekubeni aye ngasentshona kunye no-Unsullied ngaphambi kokuba athathe isigqibo sokuphola eMeereen okwethutyana. Ndiyayibiza ngoku, eli xesha liza kuphelela kuDani esiya entshona. Ndibheje ngemali, ukuze ndiyithathe kuwe!
UVinnie: Ndiza kubheja i-groats ezine kunye nebhotile yeGold Arbor Gold (aka malunga ne-36 cents kunye nebhokisi yeFranzia Blush).
Ndiyayithanda indlela iBraavos eluhlobo lwesixeko apho umntu okwishumi elivisayo anokuphambuka kwintombazana eyimfama engenakhaya ngenduku kwaye wonke umntu ophetheyo ufana no-Oh, ngaba kungoLwesibini? Hlanganisa oko kunye noko ndicinga ukuba kukunuka kwamahashe kunye nokubila kwebhola eVaes Dothrak, kwaye unesiXeko saseNew York.
UBen : Nah, kucacile iMyrtle Beach yeEssos.
Ndibiza i-bullshit kuyo yonke into-yokungathathi hlangothi-engaziwayo-amandla-kwi-chaotic-shtick yehlabathi; Umtsalane uthanda Umsebenzi wakhe. Uyamzalisekisa ngeendlela ezingekho kuwo nawuphi na omnye umsebenzi. Ufana ne-Shame septa. I-11: 15-11: 30 AM: Yiya kubetha i-crap ngaphandle kwe-Arya. Ubuso bukaSmilie.
UVinnie: Ukuthetha ngeVaes Dothrak, iDany ikwi-pickle. Akululanga ukuba ngumhlolokazi ka-Aquaman, kuba uKhaleesis ngaphandle kweKhals uchitha ubomi babo bonke kwiNdlu kaDosh Khaleen, ngokucacileyo . Ngethamsanqa i-duo kaSer Jorah Friendzone kunye noDaario Cooler-in-the-Book Naharis bashushu kweli tyala. Kwaye ngokushushu kwityala, ndithetha ukuchitha ixesha elininzi ndiphosa amanqanaba esikolo aphakamileyo emthunzini kunokuba bezama ukufumana uDany.
UBen : U-Emilia Clarke uyazi ukuba angayichaza njani i-whiplash. Ngqo umva, isilevu ngokungathi yinto nje ephazamisayo. Ubeyindlovukazi yephiramidi kula maxesha mabini adlulileyo kwaye iyabonisa.
Ngaba uyiphosile iDothraki? Ndiva olona xhala lukhulu apha kukuba yonke le nto izakuvakala ngathi kukuphindwaphindwa kwamaxesha okuqala… Amadoda aneenwele zobuso ezihonjiswe ngehashe ekubeni ziihagu ze chauvinist, uDani ephakama ngaphezu kwayo yonke, emva koko ibe ziidragons. Ngaba iziva yahlukile kuwe ukuza kuthi ga ngoku?
UVinnie: Ndikunye nawe apho. Andiqinisekanga ukuba indlela efanelekileyo yokusibuyisela kwakhona kwinkcubeko yaseDothraki kukwenza ngokuqinisekileyo Siyazi ukuba azikho ngaphezulu kwekhaphethi elungileyo ezihambelana nesiqhulo se-drapes. Njengokuba ibali lika-Arya aliziva lanele ngokwaneleyo njengobuzaza bobuzalwana.
Ke, umothuko, uMelisandre ngokufihlakeleyo ebelixhegwazana elidala elothusayo UkuKhanya eliXESHA LONKE. Okanye… into. Ngokwenene ndinemibuzo emininzi. Enye into, ngaba kukho umntu oqondayo ukuba le 3/4 yeplani ye Igqwirha ?
UBen : Ndazi a Imidlalo yeethrone Inkulumbuso ngekhe igqitywe ngaphandle kokuba uMelisandre akhuphe indawo engeyiyo kwindawo efanelekileyo - yinto enamavili esundial ekuqaleni kweekhredithi ngoku - Kodwa ndoda, yayisisihogo eso. Khange ndiyibone isiza. Ndiyayithanda. Ndiyayithanda kakhulu! Ihlala ichazwa ezincwadini ukuba uMelisandre wayemdala kakhulu emva koko uyayivumela, kodwa ukuyityhila ngale ndlela uziva ngathi ngumnwe ophakathi ofanelekileyo kuwo nawuphi na umnyhadala owawunokuba nawo malunga nomxholo wencwadi. Yijikeleze yakho Imimoya yobusika kwaye wena Iphupha leMithombo ; silibalisa lonke eli bali ngoku.
UVinnie: Kodwa kutheni uDavos eqinisekile uMelisandre anganceda? Ngaphandle komntwana osisithunzela ukusuka kwixesha lokuqala, umjonge kakhulu ukuba ngoyena mntu ungoyena mntu ungoyena mntu uthandekayo okoko uSarah Jessica Parker Gxila kugxilwe .
UBen: Ukuzithemba kukaDavos kunye nokukhetha ukuzilungelelanisa noMelisandre ngoku waziva engaqhelekanga; Sele echazile ukuba uStannis, uShireen, uElyse kunye nawo onke amaBaratheon atshabalale phantsi kwewotshi yakhe, kodwa abanandlela yimbi. Uyazi ukuba bajijekile ngokupheleleyo ngaphandle kokuba kuhanjiswe ummangaliso kwaye ngubani olunge ngakumbi kunowasetyhini awambonayo ehambisa uMbulali wokoqobo.
UVinnie: Andazi, ndoda. Mhlawumbi yayilulwakhiwo olulinganisiweyo lweWun Wun olukhokelela kule premiere, kodwa yonke into yaziva incinci… i-anticlimactic? Ndiyaqikelela, njengoko besitsho, iValyria ayakhiwanga ngosuku. Yatshatyalaliswa kwaphela kwaye yabhujiswa ngumlilo omnye wokufa kabuhlungu. Into enjalo.
Ke, ukuphinda sibuyele apho sikhona: UJon Snow ngokuqinisekileyo uswelekile, wonke umntu ngokuqinisekileyo uselusizi, kwaye ukubhomboloza koMoya kwinkosi yakhe efileyo yeyona nto ibuhlungu ukusukela oko kuMtshato oBomvu.
UBen: Ukhumbule ukuba, Ngokunyaniseka, ndiyayithanda. Yonke into ibiziva ngathi kukuqhubeka kwento efike ngaphambili kwaye akukho nto ikhawulezileyo. Kwelinye ilizwe, inokuba sisiqendu se-11 seXesha lesi-5 kwaye kulungile ngam. Ndicinga ukuba sonke sasilindele ukuba ibali likaJon Snow libe lelona lifumana umvuzo omkhulu kwaye ngaphandle kwamathandabuzo… uDorne. Khangela izinja neekati ezilele kunye esonweni! Awunakulinga ukuthi lo mboniso awunakukuphinda ungakothusi.
