'IGotham' Isikhokelo sokuKhangela sokuGqibela ukuwa: Inkqubo yeRhyme

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Hlanganisa ujikeleze, abalandeli beBat! /Inkqubo ye-ezinkulu nezincinci /Kubaemveni kobubusuku/ IGotham ‘S siye kuwa / Kodwa kuqala, kukho umtshato ka-Lee / to fIiholo ezigulayo zikaGotham /Ngelixa uJim Gordon exakekile /Ukubethwa ngamanqindi kwiibhola zakhe / Kwaye ... linda nje umzuzwana /Khumbula ngoku uIvy waguga? / Owu ndoda, yayinkulu loo nto/Njengaye, dude's zixelelwe nje/ tumnqwazi uneminyaka engama-30 okanye njalo / but uneminyaka eyi-15? /Ibhaluni Indoda yayisisidenge/Kodwa loo nto ngokwenene amanyala / Ngaphezulu, izinto ezenziwa nguTrump / wajika iPenguin yonke iorenji / Indoda, Gotham ’ Ixesha lesithathu / libe ngaphezulu….

Hayi, shit. Ngokwenyani bendicinga ukuba ndingayenza yonke loo nto iphindayo. Owu, ndoda. Njani iTetch yenza lonto? Lo mhlathi uthathe ngathi, iiyure ezintandathu ukubhala. Owu, ndoda. Makhe ndiphefumle apha. Ukuphinda ukhokele kunye nesikhokelo sokuKhangela IGotham 'Isiphelo sokuwa, esihloko sithi Lumka isigebenga esinamehlo aluhlaza, esiza emva kwale GIF yeTalon uyanyonyoba endingena kuyeka ukuyihleka:

Haha oh man, mjonge hamba.FOX

Ewe, ewe, silapha, enye IGotham Ukuwa kokugqibela kuza kwaye kuhambe, kwaye sishiywe nawo wonke umntu kwi kakhulu indawo embi kunakuqala kwabo. Masiqale ngoJim, ophumeleleyo kwesi siqendu womp-womp Kunzima kwaye amaxesha amaninzi ukuba ingxolo edityanisiweyo yetrone yezenzo zakhe yakrazula yonke into yaya kwenye indawo apho wonke umntu enxibelelana kuphela ebumnyameni, ngamehlo amnyama kunye nemisipha yomhlathana (ibizwa Umcimbi , NgeCawa ngo-10 kwiXesha lokubonisa). UJim akachithi nje iipesenti ezingama-90 zalesi siqendu esenza iesile lakhe likhatywe, kodwa uyakhubeka emtshatweni kaLee njengesigebenga sakho senkosi esiyi-king-king nayo ikwi-rast-monster, kodwa ayinamsebenzi kuba mna. Uthando. Wena.

U-Lee umbetha ebusweni, nto leyo ehlekisayo. Kwaye kuphela luhlobo olufanelwe! Kuba ewe, u-Mario Falcone – ukongeza ekubeni ngunyana we-mafioso obulalayo kunye nomnini oziqhenyayo wendlu yelibi ephosakeleyo emhlabeni, eneneni usulelwe ligazi lomlingo lika-Alice Tetch. Kodwa uJim unobungqina obuncinci bokukuxhasa oku, kwaye usebenza ngokungagungqiyo kwithuku lakhe lomcuphi. Ithuku lomcuphi likaJim, lerekhodi, lilahlekile njengokuba intloko kaBarnes ingqukuva. Esona sizathu sokuba uJim abe nalo naluphi na uluvo lokuba u-Mario wosulelekile kungenxa yokuba wathetha nomlinganiswa wencwadi yabantwana ophambukayo kwindawo yokubalekela ubugeza, kwaye KUPHELA kwesizathu sokuba abe nokhokelo kungenxa yokuba oyena nobangela ubhale indawo engalweni yakhe nge Sharpie . Ukuba uJim Gordon ukutsalile ngenxa yesantya, kuya kufuneka umbhalele itikiti, ucinga ukuba uyakuvumela uboleke iikhrayoni zakhe.

Ekugqibeleni, uJim wakwazi ukweyisela uCarmine Falcone ukuba unyana wakhe uludinga kakhulu uncedo. Ngokuqinisekisa, ndiyathetha ukuba uCarmine ufana, Ahhh, kunjalo, ndiyifumene ingumnqa into yokuba uMario abeke 'Ukubulala Imela' kwirejista yakhe yomtshato. UJim, ngaphandle kwesizathu, uthatha isigqibo sokuba kwaye nguye yedwa angahamba asindise uLee kwindoda yakhe yokubulala ingqumbo / isithukuthezi sokuchitha ixesha lomtshato kwikhaya lechibi. Ekugqibeleni, emva kokuba uJim edubule i-henchman ezimbini njengengxabano, uCarmine unxusa uJim ukuba ahambe, kodwa umqathango omnye: Nceda ungambulali unyana wam.

Kulungile, utshilo uJim Gordon. Andiyi kubulala unyana wakho.

Ke uJim uya kubulala unyana kaCarmine. Ukuzikhusela kwakhe, uMario wayenjalo kunene Malunga nokuhlaba u-Lee ngasemva- amazwi entloko ayenako konke ukuzithemba, njengoko kwakuxelwe kwangaphambili-kodwa uLee akayazi loo nto. Ukudubula kuyadutyulwa, imela iyahamba ibhabha, kwaye wonke u-Lee ubona ukuba ngumlingane wakhe ongazinzanga, onamehlo asendle obambe umpu wokutshaya. Qaphela i-monster enamehlo aluhlaza, kanjalo . UCamren Bicondova njengoSelina Kyle kunye noDavid Mazouz njengoBruce Wayne.UJeff Neumann / FOX

Okwangoku, kumabali amsulwa, kumnandi phantsi kweentambo ezikhohlakeleyo, uBruce, uAlfred, kunye noSelina baceba Iilwandle 11 indlela yabo yokungena kwiNkundla yeZikhova ’eyimfihlakalo ingca ephantsi komhlaba. Ngelishwa, oku kufuna ukuba umntu anqumle ngaphaya kocingo, ngaphezulu komgangatho ogqunywe ngealam. UBruce, oyinkwenkwana enguBat kwaye engekabi nguBatman kwaye, ngenxa yoko, engaqhelananga nemilenze yomdanisi wakhe, akakwazi ukwenza uhambo. Ngethamsanqa uSelina ulungile ekulinganiseni, njengohlobo lwesilwanyana esilungileyo sokulinganisa. Njenge… koala? Hayi andazi ukuba yintoni, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo ayisiyoala. Oh Kulungile!

Okulusizi kukuba, nezona zicwangciso zibekiweyo zihamba ngendlela engalunganga xa ujongene neli nqanaba lobusela. Ewe ndenza i-GIF kwakhona:

Haha oh hayi Alfred jonga ngaphandle!FOX

Kuqhambuka umlo phakathi kweNkundla yaseTalon kunye noAlfred, ophela ngoncedo oluvela kumfazi othile ogqunyiweyo kunye nozukileyo. (UAlfred, ngenxalenye yakhe, uhlaba ngqo iTalon phantsi kwesilevu, elinganayo nenxalenye ezoyikisayo, ezimangalisayo nezomnene). Yothusa! Ngumama kaSelina, endiza kubheja i-100 $ kanye kulo mzuzwana igama linguKitty. USidenote: Impendulo ka-Bruce Wayne ekhathazekile-njengesihogo eneminyaka eli-15 ubudala ixabiseke kakhulu. Ngalo mzuzu, ikamva lethu le-Dark Knight kungcono lilwe nababulali abalishumi elinesihlanu ababulalayo kunokuba lidibane nomama wentombi yakhe.

Ekugqibeleni, siza ku-Edward Nygma kunye no-Oswald Cobblepot. UNygma, onento yonke elungileyo yokulungisa iiphazili, ekugqibeleni, ngoncedo oluncinci oluvela kuBarbara, susses inyani echanekileyo phantsi kwempumlo yakhe; U-Oswald wabulala u-Isabella, kwaye wayenza ngothando. Uloyiko, uthando oluphosakeleyo lokubulala, kodwa uthando lunye ngokufanayo. U-Edward, onegumbi entliziyweni yakhe yeemfumba ezininzi kodwa hayi uxolelo , ayithandisisi iindaba. Ndifuna ukumtshabalalisa, u-Edward uxelele uBarbara, kunye namawele angenasandla uButch noThabitha. Ndifuna ukuthatha yonke into ayithandayo. Ndifuna ukumenza adelwe.

Inyaniso… akukho nto ingako koku; Izinto zikaEddie kunye no-Oswald ikakhulu zimiselwe kwimfazwe yeqela lemigulukudu, ndicinga ukuba, iya kuthatha ixesha elininzi lesiqingatha sesibini sexesha lesi-3. Kodwa ndoda, ikhredithi ku-Cory Michael Smith kunye noRobin Lord Taylor ngokumba umgodi wenyani ovela kwincwadi yamahlaya yokubalisa amabali ahlekisayo. Ukuhanjiswa kukaTaylor kuWena ungumhlobo osenyongweni endakha ndanaye. Andifuni ukuphulukana nawe ubunjalo ngokwenene ukukhazeka. Ewe, u-Oswald unobalo lomzimba omde kunaye kodwa, ndoda… uyayithanda nje loo mpahla iluhlaza enxibe i-bastard, uyazi? Kunzima ukubukela intaka eyaphukileyo, engaphaphazeliyo yokujongana nothando, ngakumbi uthando olungafunekiyo.

Kwaye impendulo ka-Edward: Ungumhlobo wam osenyongweni, u-Oswald. Khumbula ukuba. Oku kufana Utatomkhulu Icandelo II , ukuba uFrancis Ford Coppolla wayekhubeka kwiibhola zikadadewabo, uMichael Corleone wayexakeke ziimfumba, nosana oluvela isiphelo sokuqala Utata ngokungakhethiyo iminyaka eyi-25 iminyaka ukuze ibethe kwizidudsi.

Oo, ndoda, ndihleli ngokwenene hayi ngaphezulu kwento ye-Ivy.

Njengesiqhelo, masibaleke phantsi sonke isalathiso, inyani, kunye nenqaku lembali ye-Bat ezisa ixesha lokugqibela le-3's Finale, Lumkela i-Monster-Eyed Monster

UMARIA KYLE U-Ivana Milicevic njengoMaria Kyle.FOX

Ke, kulungile, umama kaSelina akabizwa ngokuba nguKitty: NguMaria Kyle, owaziswa kuqala ngumbhali uDevin Grayson Inkosikazi # 69 . Kweli bali, uMaria Kyle ngumama oxhaphazayo ochitha ixesha elininzi kunye neekati kunentombi yakhe emva koko wazibulala, eshiya uSelina omncinci yedwa noyise owayelinxila. Ke, izinto ezimnandi ezizayo IGotham !

Kwaye… yiyo, okwangoku / kude kube lixesha elizayo, / nini IGotham uyabuya / ngaphandle kwemvano-zandi okanye izizathu. / Ndizokubona ngoko / uzisa ispliff. / Kude kube lelo xesha, zihlobo / siza kuba nale GIF: