ICarano. (UClaudette Barius / Amazwekazi amahlanu angenisa elizweni, LLC) Kanye kanye le nto siyifunayo- enye into enobundlobongela yencwadi yamabali ahlekisayo ngomnye urhulumente osebenza ngasese (ibinzana lokubamba elichaza malunga nomntu wonke kwimiboniso bhanyabhanya ebalekayo evela kuTom Cruise ongahambelaniyo Umsebenzi ongenokwenzeka Iiflick kuJason Bourne Xeroxes wesinema kunye noMat Damon). Le ibizwa ngokuba IHaywire. Umahluko kuphela kukuba ngeli xesha inkunzi yegusha ebetha ibhola iyenza yonke into ekhatywayo, ukusika nokubulala ngumfazi, odlalwe ngokungaphezulu, kuba akakwazi ukwenza, yingcali ye-kung fu, ingcali yekarati, inkwenkwezi yobugcisa bemfazwe kunye no-Angelina Jolie wannabe uGina Carano. Ungumdlali wamanqindi obhinqileyo owoyiswa ngo-2009 nguCristiane Cyborg Santos kwi-Strikeforce Women’s Championship, nokuba yintoni leyo. Amadoda abetha into engekhoyo ziinkwenkwezi ezikwiikhamera ezilungele ukuthintela iipecs zazo kwindima engenakuthengiswa yokuthengisa amatikiti. Bachitha ixesha labo, kodwa, mfana, ngaba siyabadinga. Kuyathandabuzeka ukuba idangatye lebhokisi-yeofisi ekhutshwe nguNks Carano eyedwa inokuzoba iinundu.
IHaywire ayinangqondo kwaphela, ekungafanele ukuba isimangalise. Kukuzilolonga kwamva nje okungenangqondo kokuzihlaziya kukaSteven Soderbergh, oomabonakude kunqabile ukuba enze ingqiqo.(Ndithandile U-Erin Brockovitch, kodwa ngoku ndicinga ukuba yayiyimpukane engasoze iphinde ibuye.) Nawuphi na umlawuli ochitha ixesha elibalulekileyo ebukele amanqindi amabhinqa endaweni yokufunda indlela yokwenza iimuvi ezingcono sele endilahlile. Kwindawo yokuvula, uChanning Tatum ungena kwindawo yokutyela esecaleni kwendlela eNew York kwaye ubetha ukukhanya kwelanga kwintokazi egama linguMallory Kane, edlalwa nguNks. Carano enezihlunu ezingaphezulu komtsalane. Ngokwendalo, ujika iitafile zakhe amshiye equlekile, ebe imoto yomfana ogama linguScott (Michael Angarano) ohamba ngemoto. Ukukhwaza nokukhathalela ngekhephu, ubalisa yonke into eyenzekileyo kuye njengoko uScott esebenza nzima ukuze angangxoli ngaphambi kokuba aphume kumdlalo bhanyabhanya kwaye angaphinde ambone. Sika eWashington, D.C., apho u-Ewan McGregor u-overexposed uyalelwa ngumphathi uMichael Douglas ukuba aphelise iMallory eneentsimbi ezimbini. I-Flashback yaya phambili kwi-Barcelona, apho yena noMnumzana Tatum babekhe bangabathandi kwimishini yokuhlangula abantu ngaphambi kokuba afumanise ukuba uphawulelwe ukubulawa. E-Dublin, ngelixa elanda umkhondo wobuzwe baseTshayina, uzenza inkosikazi yelinye i-arhente eyimfihlo, edlalwe ngokungaqhelekanga kwisitya sokuhlambela, ngetawuli eqinileyo ngobunqunu bukaMichael Fassbender, kodwa endaweni yokumsa ebhedini uzama ukumkhupha. Ngokuziphindezela, uyamngxala ngamathanga njengeengxowa zesanti ngexesha leNkanyamba uKatrina aze atshise imbumbulu entloko yakhe entle. Ukuzama ukuqonda isizathu sokuba angcatshwe kuthotho olungenakuphikwa, wajika waba ngummeli okhohlakeleyo waya kwintsholongwane, waziphosa eluphahleni, watyumza iifestile zeglasi, watsiba ukusuka kwesinye isakhiwo esiya kwesinye, egxadazela ngaphandle kweendonga kunye nokukhaba iiplanga ezininzi. Zonke ziphela zibuyele kwangoku, kwikhaya likayise elihle laseNew Mexico, owayesakuba ngumlobi waselwandle ojika waba ngumbhali othengisa kakhulu, odlalwa ngokumangalisayo nguBill Paxton owomeleleyo nothembekileyo, olunge kakhulu, omfutshane kakhulu kwaye uncitshiswe kakhulu ubume bokuhamba-phambili. Yothusa! Ababulali abangaziwayo nabaphangi bayabonakala, kwaye kukho umlo omninzi oza kuza njengoko ediliza ifanitshala entle kunye nolwakhiwo olumangalisayo, esiya kumdlalo wokugqibela wokugqibela kunye nelinye lokugqibela elisisikrelemnqa (u-Antonio Banderas, ongaziwayo emva kwentshebe engwevu yegrey). Umntu unokuzibuza ukuba yintoni le Mnu Soderbergh ahlawule ngayo amadoda amaninzi e-cabin alpha ukuze azenzele izidenge kule nkunkuma.
Useto lwe-leap-frog kumazwekazi amabini aliciko ngakumbi kunayo nayiphi na into esisidenge, iscript esibhalwe ngu-Lem Dobbs, naye wabhala umdlalo wescreen kaMnumzana Soderbergh Kafka . Uqonda kwangoko ukuba akukho mntu unxulumene IHaywire unomdla wokulandelwa kwefilimu. Umboniso bhanya-bhanya awuyonto engaphezulu kokuqhula kwigumbi lokutshixa. Akukho nto ifana nesiqwenga, ukukhula komlinganiswa okanye inkqubela phambili yokwenza inkqubela phambili yalo naluphi na uhlobo naphi na apho kubonakala khona. Inqaku elipheleleyo lokuchitha ixesha le-idiocy kukuba abantu basetyhini banokusika, bakhabe, babethe, batshise, babulale abanye njengamadoda-kwaye benze imiboniso bhanyabhanya emibi esisidenge. Umnumzana Soderbergh akazami nokukhokela inenekazi lakhe elingaziwayo, elingenamava nelikhokelayo ukusuka kwindandatho yokulwa ukuya kwibala lezemidlalo. Uvele nje anyuse ikhamera kwaye amyeke azibethe ngokwakhe katatonic. Mhlawumbi yindima ayidlalayo, kodwa uGina Carano unayo yonke charisma yetanki likaSherman.
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HAYWIRE
Ixesha lokubaleka 93 imizuzu
Ibhalwe ngu-Lem Dobbs
Ekhokelwa nguSteven Soderbergh
Kudlala uGina Carano, uEwan McGregor kunye noMichael Fassbender
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