I-BoB Inzulu malunga nokuveza ubume bokwenyani bomhlaba. (Ifoto: Frazer Harrison / Getty Izithombe zeBMI) QAPHELA: UNeil deGrasse uTyson uphume wabuyela eBoB Ngengoma eyakhe. Funda ngokugqithisileyo Apha .
Ukuba ubucinga ukuba intshukumo yodumo #FlatEarth izakugqitywa kungekudala, silapha ukuxela ukuba izinto ziyaqala nje.
Ekuqaleni, UTila Tequila uthumele inqwaba yazo zonke ii-caps rage tweets malunga nokujijamba kolundi, ukukhanya kwemitha yelanga, iifoto ezingezizo ze-NASA kunye nendlela ayityhila ngayo iyelenqe. Ke izolo, umrhwebi uBoB Uxoxe ngobume bokwenyani bomhlaba kunye nabasebenzisi beTwitter ngokunjalo, kusetyenziswa izicatshulwa ezivela kwinto ebonakala ngathi yiPlat Earth itekisi yelenqe kunye neqela lemifanekiso engenantsingiselo kunye nokulingana. Uye wathetha kakhulu malunga neelensi zeGoPro.
Ngoku, sifikelele ngokusemthethweni kwinqanaba elilandelayo #FlatEarth movement. Ngokuhlwa, iBoB Ukhuphe ingoma yoMhlaba oMcaba kwi-SoundCloud ebizwa ngokuba yiFlatline, apho azithelekisa noMalcolm X kwaye akhuphe uNeil deGrasse Tyson, ixoxwa kunye nommangaleli ngesihloko ngokutshintshiselana ngeTwitter izolo ngokuhlwa.
Nantsi ingoma, kunye namazwi (nge Ubuchule ngezantsi:
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[Ivesi 1]
Ewe, awubonanga okona kulungileyo
Umlingane ojongiweyo, ayingomdlalo wechess
I-Globalists indibona njengesisongelo
Ukucinga ngokukhululekileyo, ndafumana umhlaba entanyeni yam
Hah, ngaba ndiyaphazamiseka? Umfanekiso Malcolm X
Kwigumbi eligcwele iihagu, bezama ukungabhidanisi ukubila
Ewe, uNeil Tyson kufuneka ayikhulule ivesti yakhe
Mhlawumbi baya kubhala loo ndoda isihogo esinye setsheki
Ewe, ndilapha kweli cala ledolophu
Yiza ngapha, ngaphaya, ngapha, ngaphaya apha zama ukuhlekisa
Ewe, andizange ndibethe phantsi
Ukuba bebengezi ngam ngelo xesha
Ngokuqinisekileyo beza kum ngoku
Andikwazi nokugcina ifowuni yam ihlawulisiwe
Yonke le nto ndiyithethayo, kufanele ukuba ndithenge indlu yam
Abavuseleli baphume kwi-dick yam kwaye nizenzele imivalo yenu
Ngoku isiphefumli sesipili sokuphefumla safumana ii-clones zoyika cuz
Woo, sebenzisa yakho, sebenzisa ukuqonda kwakho okuqhelekileyo
Kutheni iNASA yinxalenye yesebe lezomkhosi?
Balahlulahlula ulwandle baba ziidigri ezingamashumi amathathu anesithathu
Ukondla abantwana ngamatye, bruh, ulumkele into oyifundayo[Umlobothi 1]
Umgca osicaba, umgca osicaba
Akukho mgca wegazi ophakamileyo
Umgca osicaba, umgca osicaba
Undifumene kwakanye kodwa oko kwafa, ay[Ivesi 2]
Ilizwi, ilizwi, ndinelizwi?
Ngaba ndiyanika fuck? Ngaba ndinokhetho?
Ngokudibeneyo, ngokudibeneyo, ndiyasonga ngokudibeneyo
Gcina abagibeli bam kumdlalo ngathi ndiyakucaphukela ukuphoxeka
Ndibona kuphela izinto ezilungileyo eselundini
Kungenxa yoko le nto ulwandle luhlala lukhula
Ukufundiswa kwihlelo elibizwa ngokuba yisayensi
Kwaye waphumelela kwiklabhu ezele amaxoki
I-Heliocentrism, ulixhoba lesithandathu
Fuck wena kunye neqela lakho, unokuhlala ebhentshini kunye 'em
Banovalo, kodwa ngaphambi kokuba uzame ukulujika
Yenza uphando lwakho kuDavid Irving
UStalin wayembi kakhulu kunoHitler
Kungenxa yoko le nto i-POTUS ifanele inxibe i-Kipper
Ndiyindoda kuqala 'phambi komculi
Fumana igqwetha, jonga uGqirha Richard Sauder[Umlobothi 2]
Umgca ogcweleyo
Usikhohlisile okokugqibela
Umgca osicaba, umgca osicaba
Akukho mgca wegazi ophakamileyo[Ngenelela: uNeil Tyson]
Ke ufuna ukufumana eyona ndawo ikude kweli ziko. Kwaye kuvela inqanaba lolwandle kwi-ikhweyitha kukude kumbindi woMhlaba kunqanaba lolwandle elikufutshane nezibonda. Ayinanto yakwenza nokushushubeza kunye nokunyibilika komkhenkce(Kutheni kunjalo?)
Kuba… Umhlaba, siyazi ukuba uyajikeleza, kanye a…. usuku. Ewe Enkosi. Abantu abathathu bayazi, ewe, lide kangakanani ixesha losuku apha
(Ilungele umqolo wesibini, baya kwisiqalo esihle)
Ke wena, ke uyajikeleza, uyazi xa usonta intlama ye-pizza, iluhlobo oluthile lokuncipha. Iya isiba banzi embindini… ngoko ke uMhlaba kubom bayo bonke, naxa yayidalwa, yayijikeleza. Kwaye saya sibanzi kancinane kwiikhweyitha kunakwisibonda. Ke ayisiyongqangi, ayi-oblate, ngokusemthethweni yi-oblate spheroid. Yiloo nto esiyibiza ngokuba. Kodwa ayisiyiyo loo nto kuphela, ibanzi kancinane ngaphantsi kweikhweyitha kunangaphezulu kweikhweyitha
(I-chubbier encinci?)
I-chubbier encinci, i-chubby ligama elilungileyo, lifana nepeyinti. Kuyavela ukuba ubume beeperile bukhulu kunokuphakama kweNtaba i-Everest ngaphezulu komphakamo wolwandle
[Umlobothi 2]
Umgca ogcweleyo
Usikhohlisile okokugqibela
Umgca osicaba, umgca osicaba
Akukho mgca wegazi ophakamileyo
Bafile
Hlala ubukele okungakumbi kwi- # FlatEarth.
