Uyayazi indlela abakwishumi elivisayo abayiyo le mihla, bejonge ngokulangazelela kwimililo yenkunkuma.CW Isiqendu 3 se Riverdale Ubilise kumbuzo olula ngokwaneleyo: Yeyiphi eyona ndawo intsha yezihogo yiMaphu encamathelayo, isenzo sesondo esithumela iRiverdale High kwisiphithiphithi kule ngqungquthela yale veki? Isiraphu yemephu imdaka, ngenxa yoko ayinakuba lolona khetho lucacileyo. Umboniso wempendulo ebonelelweyo (Uhlobo lwento evakala ngathi; Yinto eseRiverdale) ifikelela ekuzoneliseni iingqondo zethu ezibuzayo.
'Umzimba ophindwe kabini' ngowona ungalinganiyo Riverdale ukungena kumhla, kubonisa umboniso osacinga kakhulu. Ithoni leyo Riverdale ukujolisa, ngqo? … Into phakathi komdlalo wolutsha owazi imidiya, uVeronica Mars imfihlelo yolutsha, kunye Intombi ehlebayo -level smut, zonke ziphantsi komoya Iincopho zamawele sheen. Kuninzi ukuhlala kuyo kwaye kulula ukusilela kuyo.
Owona mdlali uphambili weveki nguVeronica oneentloni emva komhla kunye YaseRiverdale Indawo yokuhlala, umphathi weqela lebhola. I-Slut-shaming ngokuqinisekileyo sisihloko onokulindela ukuba umdlalo weqonga wolutsha we-CW uzokujongana ne-2017, kodwa ingxaki nantsi inzame yokubonisa ukwenza njalo ngendlela engakholelekiyo yokucoceka enokwenzeka ngelixa ikwacofa i-tawdriness iye kwi-11.
Yabona, ngaphandle kwesihloko sesiqendu, uVeronica akazange alale ngesondo nedokethi yedokodo, ethi ikhawuleze isike imilenze kwihlazo lakhe lesini. (Aba babini babengenayo ne-Maple e-Sticky!) Isiqendu sonke sibambelela kwisityholo sesondo endaweni yesenzo ngokwaso, eshiya umboniso ungaxhotyiswanga kakuhle ukwenza inqaku elikhulu malunga nabasetyhini abangenazintloni ngesini sabo.
Ngaphandle kweembonakalo zabo ezintle, ulutsha lwe Riverdale ungabelani ngesondo: badlala iMizuzu esixhenxe eZulwini (…), benza iimoto, kwaye okona kubi, benza uthando kwiimoto ezinenkungu okanye ecaleni kwamachibi. Umboniso ngokwawo ubeka isondo kwisiseko esothusayo ke, konke ukuhlangana kwakhe ngokuchasene nenkcubeko enetyhefu uziva ngathi kuphuma ecaleni komlomo wakhe kuba hayi, uVeronica okanye nawuphina omnye umfazi waseRiverdale High akazange abelane ngesondo umhla wokuqala, i-omg, ngaba unokucinga? Ew! Lilonke!
Ngaphandle kokulandelela iipateni zenkungu, yeyiphi enye into ekufuneka yenziwe kule dolophu yoothixo bamaGrike ngaphandle kokuba babelane ngesondo ngokungakhathali ngalo lonke ithuba elikhoyo?! (* Iiponti zenqindi noKevin Keller. *)
Kwaye ngaphandle kokuqala nge-Snapchat, eli qela lebhola ekhatywayo lityhilwe ukuba ligcina umkhondo wabasetyhini abalala ngabo ngokuba nobudlelwane nabo kwincwadi ebhalwe ngesandla ebhalwe ngesikhumba. Ngokufanelekileyo, bayayidlulisa le grimoire ijikeleze phakathi kweenkqubo ngelixa begigitheka?
Kwenye indawo, u-Archie Andrews uyaqhubeka nokulandela ikhondo lomsebenzi womculo, ozisa umboniso kwindawo yokugaya ngalo lonke ixesha. Ndigcina ukuba uhlobo oluthile lokugcina u-Archie Andrew ngelusebenze ngcono ukuba ebesisidumbu embindini wemfihlakalo yokubulala; ukubuyela emva okukruqulayo okukhoyo kuphela kwimifanekiso ekhanyisayo.
Ukunyaniseka, umboniso uyaphawula kwinto yokuba ungumdlali webhola ekhatywayo ohamba-hamba efuna iPussycats (iqela labaculi ababhinqileyo abamnyama elityala igama lalo ukuba kufuneka bangene emagumbini anokuthi amadoda afana noVimba agcine iWaltt kuwo) ukwenza iingoma zakhe zobomi.
Oku kuya kuba kuhle kwaye kuvuswe ukuba kwakungekho kwinto yokuba isiluleko esinye esinobuqili kamva, abafazi abathathu bayothuka ngetalente yomculo efihliweyo ka-Archie Andrews. Ngokufana nomdlwenguli osemthethweni uNksk Grundy kunye no-Archie kaLuke Perry-esque utata (odlalwa nguLuke Perry), aba bantu basecaleni, ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, ziipropu zodwa kuhambo lomculo endingasoze ndibakhathalele.
Kwicala eliqaqambileyo, uVeronica kunye noBetty bahlala bebalasele kolu hlengahlengiso ekubeni sele bengqine ukuba abafuni u-Archie naphi na kufutshane nemigca yabo yeplani ukuba inomdla kuba, Ngcwele sh-t, uBetty!
'Umzimba ophindwe kabini' ungoyena uphambili xa uBetty enganxitywanga ethululela isiraphu ye-maple ngaphezulu kukaDouchey Jock, athe wamlukuhla, wamfaka iziyobisi, wamfaka izandla ngaphakathi kwibhafu eshushu njengoko wayemgrogrisa ngokumbilisa ephila hleze avume izono zakhe… Konke oko benxibe isex iwigi kuba, izizathu… Isihogo, EWE. Crazy ngumbala omangalisayo kwintombazana engahoywanga-elandelayo-emnyango.
U-Betty wonwabile ufumana amanqaku amatsha okuphambana veki nganye kwaye ngoku ubonakala emhambisa udade wabo ongaphandle kwescreen ngengqondo nanini na xa etshintsha umthunzi womlomo. Yiyo leyo Riverdale othetha ngqo nomphefumlo wam okhathazekileyo. Andizondi Riverdale ; Andithandi Riverdale . Ndilula Riverdale - iveki emva kweveki.
IZINTO EZIBALULEKILEYO:
- 'IJughead' sele isisiteketiso; 'I-juggy' kukusetyenziswa gwenxa kwezi leta zine.
- BABS! Hai ntombazana! Amehlo akho akakhohlisi; inene yayinguShannon Purser, Izinto ezingaqhelekanga 'Babs njengo-Ethel Muggs, omnye wabafazi abanentloni baseRiverdale High. Nantsi into enethemba lokuba i-Riverdale imnika ikamva elingcono… Nangona engacingi ngomdla wakhe kwicala elimnyama likaBetty.
Ndiza kubona kwiveki ezayo!
