Ndiyathemba ngenene ukuba iGanke yesihlanu yaseNew Jersey (Garrett, Smith, Lobiondo, Frelinghuysen, kunye noLance-- kudweliswe ukusuka ngasekunene ukuya kuhlobo lweModerate / Liberal kwi-Social Issue / Left ) ungaze uze kundibona kwenye yeeklabhu zokuhlekisa zaseNew Jersey. Kuyabonakala ukuba, bonke bacinga ukuba kulungile ukuhlawula umntu-nabani na, nkqu noMongameli wase-United States. Xa iSouth Carolina Congressman uJoe Wilson ngokungafihlisiyo nangomsindo wakhwaza umongameli elixoki, kuyacaca ukuba iGang labahlanu lalicinga into efanayo. Bonke bavote njengebhlokhi ngokuchasene neyona namby-pamby yeziGqibo zeNdlu ezithatha u-Congressman uJoe Wilson ukuba enze isenzo sakhe esingalunganga. Ke, angayivota njani iCongressman yakho? Imayini ivote kunye noWilson kunye namanye amaRiphabhlikhi. Andikhathali ngokwenene ukuba uGarrett, uSmith, uLobiondo, okanye uFrelinghuysen bavote njani. Abandimeli. I-Congressman uLeonard Lance uyakwenza oko. Ebesoloko eyindoda yelinye ixesha lezopolitiko-eyoluntu, elungeleleneyo, enesimilo ngasese nasesidlangalaleni. Ke, ndothuka xa wayevota kunye nepati yakhe kule. Nditsalele umnxeba e-ofisini yakhe ndifuna ukuqonda ukuba kutheni, kwaye ndixelelwe ukuba bazakubuyela kum. Ndisalindile. Kwisigqibo esinegama elibi, icandelo le-namby lichaze intetho kaWilson njengophula umthetho wokuhombisa nokuthotywa kwenkqubo yeseshini edibeneyo. Ngokwam, kukho igama elingcono lokuchaza into eyenziwe nguWilson, engenakuprintwa apha. Unjengomntu onxilileyo ekhwaza izinto ezingenangqondo kumdlalo webhola. Icandelo le-pamby libhengeze ukuba iNdlu yabaMeli ayiyamkeli indlela yokuziphatha kukaMmeli ovela eMzantsi Carolina, Mnu Wilson. Mfana, ibiphuma ililungu leCongress. Kwaye iqela labahlanu alikwazanga nokuxhasa icandelo le-pamby? UJeez Louise, wawa. Njani ngalena endaweni yoko, bafana: Ngelixa uSeptemba 9, 2009, ngexesha leseshini elidibeneyo leCongress lahlangana ngokulandela iSigqibo seNdlu ngaxeshanye 179, uJoe Wilson wenza into esingayithandiyo, kwaye sinje, siyamcaphukisa. Kwaye ukuba uyayenza kwakhona, sizakwenza into embi kuye. Ngokwenyani, siyathetha, ngeli xesha. Musa ukuphinda usenze siphambane. Ngokwenene. Ngaba ungayifumana ngasemva kwalowo? Uyazi, uMongameli akafuni nje ukuthetha neNdlu yabameli nanini na xa efuna njalo. Akakwazi, umzekelo, ukwenza nje 'ukungena-ngaphakathi', kwaye ahambe aze athethe amagama ambalwa. Umongameli kufuneka amenywe ukuba athethe kwiCongress. Kwaye uMongameli u-Obama wamenywa yiCongress ukuba athethe neCongress. Umenyiwe! Kwaye iMigulukudu yabahlanu icinga ukuba kulungile ukudibanisa umntu xa usenza isimemo kwiNdlu yakho. Oko kuzakundenza ndicinge kabini malunga nokwamkela isimemo kwiiFrelinghuysens kwisidlo sangokuhlwa okanye kwiChris Smiths ye-barbeque… Eyona nto iphambili yile: uninzi lweDemokhrasi kwiCongress kunye noSomlomo uPelosi bekufanele ukuba babeneseti yobhedu yokufuna ukuba uMnu.Wilson axolise koogxa bakhe kwiNdlu, ukuba ufuna ukuphinda athathe isihlalo sakhe. Banalo eli gunya. KukwiNqaku I, iCandelo 5 loMgaqo-siseko wase-US-apho ithi: Indlu nganye iya kuba yiJaji ye… iiMfanelo zaMalungu ayo. Ukuba umntu akakakhuli ngokwaneleyo ukuba angahlala kwaye angavumelani ngokuzolileyo noMongameli wase-United States, ufuna ixesha lokuphuma kwiCongress de abe (phantsi kweNqaku I, iCandelo lesi-2) afikelele kubudala beminyaka engamashumi amabini anesihlanu- kubuncinane . Heyi, iSouth Carolina ineeSenethi ezimbini kunye nabanye abantu abahlanu beCongress ababekhulile ukuba bangangxoli. Ndiqinisekile ukuba bebenokumela iPalmetto State de uWilson abe sele ekulungele ukubuya aze adlale kamnandi nabanye.
Ke, yintoni enokuthanda kuloo burger?
Hmmm, uthini ngetshizi namatswele, uCongressman Smith…
Lixoki! Lixoki. Uyaxoka!…
Kwaye, uWilson waxolisa kuMongameli. Kodwa oko kwakungonelanga ngokwaneleyo. Ewe, u-Obama walwamkela uxolo. Kodwa u-Obama ulungile kakhulu kumfana. Luhlobo lomntu ochithela kuyo ibhiya kwitheko lobushushu, kwaye athi, Heyi, akukho ngxaki. Yiya kwitheko. Nantsi enye ibhiya. UWilson bekufanele ukuba wenziwe waxolisa kuye wonke umntu osegumbini, ngokungathi ubuya kwenza ukuba abantwana bakho benze, ukuba benze ngendlela efanayo noWilson.
