I-Sssh! uyazi ukuba ngubaniIfoto: Ian Dooley
Ukuba awunakukwazi ukuhlawula i-gita ye-Dita Von Teese, ungaya kubona u-Abby, uhlobo lwesaphulelo sakhe kwiklabhu yamanenekazi endandikade ndisebenza kuyo. Wayeyindibaniselwano kaBetty Boop kunye noDita. (Waxhoma ukubukeka kweParis Hilton, okwenzela i-duo enomdla, kodwa loo nto ayinanto yakwenza neli bali kwaphela.)
UAbby wayemhle. Ukanti wayekwangomnye wamantombazana athandabuzekayo aba nomtsalane ngakumbi, okanye angathandeki kangako ngokuxhomekeke kwimini yakhe nakwimood. Wayengazange abe yinto enye, endandixelelwa yiyo yonke indlela endandinokuthenjwa ngayo. Ekuqaleni wavele wandiphulula ngendlela engeyiyo. Bendiya kumphepha kwigumbi lokutshixela, ndingenanjongo yakuthetha naye. Umbono wam wokuqala kwakufuneka ube ngumqondiso wesilumkiso. Wayehlala engaqhelekanga kwaye enqanyuliwe ngandlela thile, kodwa ndingatsho kuba ndiyothusa.
Ndafumanisa ukuba sinomyaleli ofanayo wepilates. Wayengenakuba mbi kangako, utitshala wam weepilates wayekhetha ukuba asebenze nabani. Mna no-Abby sabetha ubuhlobo obuncitshisiweyo. Kwakumnandi ukwazi umntu ongaphandle kweklabhu. UAbby wayeyile kwaye ekrelekrele kwaye sobabini sasikhangela izinto ezahluke kakhulu. Nokuba sabelana ngamaphupha ethu khange asidibanise ngokunzulu, nangona kunjalo. Imowudi yokusebenza kwakhe emsebenzini yayihlukile kweyam. Waphuma njengowesifazane ofundiswe kakhulu, owayenguye, efunda ngokukhawuleza uShakespeare kubathengi-ababethwa okanye balahleka. Sobabini sizokwenza imali, ndikhethe indlela yokuyidlala ndiyenze inzuzo. Yayiyiklabhu yomcu, ingeyiyo inkonzo yokuthandana kum. Uya kujikela kumadoda atshatileyo angafumaneki ngokweemvakalelo kumdlalo weqonga.
Kulula ukuba ngumhlobo kunotshaba. Xa ndafumanisa ezinye zeenkolelo zika-Abby, andafumana ndawo ekuzameni ukuphikisana okanye ukuzitshintsha, naxa ezinye zazo zazindicaphukisa ngokunzulu.
Andikholelwa ukuba umntu unokuba nengxaki yokusela okanye umlutha. Undixelele, umlwelwe obusenyongweni. Iwayini ingayibangela njani loo miphumo emibi? Xa ndisela ngathi uMarilyn Monroe uhlala emzimbeni wam. Kutheni le nto kuyinto embi? Ngaba wayedlala nam kwaye ezama ukunyuka? Ndaqala ukuzikhwebula ngenxa yesikhewu esicace gca kuvelwano nayo yonke enye into phakathi kwethu — obu yayingebobuhlobo.
Iingxaki zeza xa ndadibana noMichael, owayesakuba ngumlingisi / utshaba / umhlobo andinakuphuma entlokweni yam. Ngokuziqonda ndandinemvakalelo eyomeleleyo kuye, kodwa andizukuba nobuganga bokwenza kubo ngelixa nditshatile, into endandiyiyo xa konke oku kusenzeka. Ke bekungafanelekanga ukuba ndikhathalele, akunjalo? Ubomi abusoze bulula ngolo hlobo, bantu. Njengesidenge ndammema uMichael kwiklabhu ngobunye ubusuku kwaye ndabona u-Abby-ngubani owayesazi indlela endiziva ngayo ngaye, indawo endandicinga ukuba ndiphelelwe yindlebe.
Uyatshisa kodwa ndicinga ukuba uyaphambana. UMichael undixelele malunga nokudibana kwabo ngobusuku obunye.
Ubulele naye? Ndibuzile.
Hayi wathi, kwaye ngendlela ayitsho ngayo wahambisa amehlo wakhe ndiyazi ukuba uyaxoka, kodwa ndanditshatile ngelo xesha ngoko ke ngekhe ndiwucinezele umba.
Ndikhumbuze u-Abby ngendlela endandimthanda ngayo uMichael kwixa elidlulileyo, kunye nendlela endingazange ndibenalo ithuba lokubona ukuba izinto bezingazukusebenza phakathi kwethu. Indlu yakhe yidope. Unemali eninzi akunjalo? Ubuzile, amehlo akhe athe ntsho ngokungathi unetikiti lokuwina iLotto. Kubonakala ngathi ekugqibeleni, ubuhlobo bakhe obungaqhelekanga kunye nam bebuhlawula izabelo, ngokungathandabuzekiyo njengabo bonke ubuhlobo bakhe buye benza ebomini bakhe. Ewe uMichael wayenendlu yedope kunye neendawo zokuhlala ezazivela kumdlalo weTV wasemini awenzayo kwiminyaka emininzi eyadlulayo. Mna naye sobabini sasingabalandeli bokukhula kwayo. Unomyeni ngoko ke awunyanzelekanga ukuba wenze nantoni na efana nomsebenzi.
Kulungile oko kuxhomekeke ekubeni ukhetha ukuba kwimeko enjani. Ndibuyise umva, ndivale umlomo wam malunga nowam. Andizange ndivume ukuba ngumfazi wokwenene.
Xa ndishiya i-ex yam kukho abantu endibaxelele, kwaye abanye andizange ndibenze. Andiqinisekanga ukuba kutheni ndabelana ngeendaba noAbby. Impendulo yakhe yayingacingeli kwaye yandothusa.
Uxolo ngokufunxa! Ndicinga ukuba umtshato wakho wawuyinto engekhoyo. undithumelele umyalezo kwakhona. Kwakhona, akufanelekanga ukuzama ukucacisa okanye ukuphikisana.
Kwakusezinyanga ezimbalwa sithethile noMichael kwaye wayitshintshile inombolo yakhe. Ndithumelele u-Abby umyalezo ophendulayo ngendlela enobuhlobo ke ndaqhubeka, ndizibuza ukuba ingaba umbonile na.
Ngaba ukhe wathetha noMichael mva nje? Ndibuzile.
Sikunye ngoku. uye wasabela isisu sam siyehla. Wayendincinile ukuze andihle phantsi. Wayesebenza njalo uAbby. Sobabini siyakhathala ngawe kwaye sifuna ukuba wonwabe.
Uyazi ndineemvakalelo ngaye.
Ndicinga ukuba uyenzela amanqaku akho.
Udlalile, ndachwetheza ngomsindo. Ndiyabona ukuba kunjani, bhuti ngaphambi kokuba hos.
Musa ukuphambana. UMichael kunye nam ndiyakuthanda. Sifuna ukunikhupha niyokutya isidlo sangokuhlwa. Uyonwaba nyhani kum! Ndibhalele xa ungaphambani. Ndiyakuthandana!
Ndabhala into embi kakhulu emva.
Icala likaMichael lebali lahluke ngokupheleleyo. Kwakungekho nzulu. Wayefuna ukulala kwaye akazange akhathalele kwaye yayiyilonto.
Mbize ngokuba ngumhlobo wakho wangaphambili. Intombazana enye esasebenza noAbby yacebisa.
Ndiyaqhubeka, nditshilo. Ndimbize ngokuba ngumlingane ogezayo.
Ufuna ndifake i-coke kwilokhari yakhe ndixelele umphathi? yabuza lentombazana.
Hayi, into ejikelezayo iza isiza. Emva koko ndakhala ngaphezulu kunokuba bendinokukhathalela okanye ndifuna ukuvuma kwaye ndinyuse idosi yam yoxinzelelo.
Ngobunye ubusuku kwiklabhu kwiiveki ezimbini kamva, xa uAbby efikile ezokulungisa umtya wesithende sakhe esine-lucite, intshukumo ebonakala ngathi ilula, wavele wangxama endaweni yakhe. Wathwalwa wasiwa kwiNtaba yeSinayi elukhukweni, esanxibe ilokhwe yakhe ebukekayo.
Emva kokufumana iifowuni ezininzi ezihlekisayo kunye neetekisi malunga noku, ndaziva ndimbi kuAbby. Bendingasoze ndinqwenelele mntu iintlungu zomzimba. Umdibaniso wakhe osuswe emzimbeni ungangcono kwiveki nje ezimbalwa. Iimvakalelo zam ezibuhlungu azinalo ngqo ixesha lokubuyisela.
