Olu Nyulo lube njani 'ziPaki noLonwabo'

Ndiza kukunceda ukuba ungaboni: Olu lonyulo lufana nomboniso wenyani! Kuyinto ehlekisayo! Awunakho ukubhala izinto ezinje!

Ndiyathetha, sonke siyazi ukuba uDonald Trump sele efumene olona luvo luluhle lomkhankaso kwezona zinto zimasikizi ILiwa ungacinga nje ngesikhundla seRiphabhlikhi:

UDonald Trump usekele iphulo lakhe lonke ngexesha lesibini le-'30 Rock ' pic.twitter.com/Nsxu43Ipfh

-Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) Ngomhla we-4 ku-Meyi 2016

Kodwa emva kokubukela kwakhona iziqendu ezimbalwa eziphambili kwixesha lesine le Iipaki kunye noLonwabo n namhlanje, kwacaca ukuba ILiwa yayingenguye yedwa i-NBC bonisa uTrump binge-ejonge ukungena kwimodi yokukhankasela. Andingomntu wokuqala ukubonisa ukuba unyulo phakathi kuka-Hillary Clinton-umgaqo-nkqubo ophumeleleyo kakhulu, ophumeleleyo onokuvela njengonyanzelekileyo-kwaye uDonald Trump uziva ngathi uLeslie Knope wayokulwa noBobby Newport IBhunga lesiXeko, unyana ongazi nto wendoda esisityebi edolophini ekhwela ngokuchaza oku ngokucacileyo ngoncumo olunomtsalane. Ngokukodwa emva kwengxoxo yangokuhlwa, ukuthelekiswa kwaba yinto encinci kakhulu empumlweni.

Ayisiyonto intle

Kumgca ophume kwingxoxo mpikiswano, uDonald Trump (ohlekisa ngokuchwayita ngokungathi kuphela kwento emnika nayiphi na into ebambekayo kwezopolitiko) uthe iintengiso zikaHillary Clinton nxamnye naye (ubukhulu becala ezisebenzisa intetho yakhe) azikho intle. Ayisiyonto intle, utshilo uTrump. Ayisiyonto intle ayenzileyo. I-NBC

Kwinqanaba labo leengxoxo zobuxoki, i Iipaki kunye neRec Ababhali baqhula ngendlela ekuhlekisa ngayo ukuba ngaba umgqatswa ofanelekileyo e-ofisini (myeke oyena mntu ukhohlakeleyo kwimbali yakutshanje yaseMelika) ukhalaze njengomfundi wesithathu. Kutheni unokuthi izinto ezimbi ngam?I-NBC

Izicwangciso zeTrump ezingezizo iZicwangciso

Mhlawumbi ngaphezulu kwakhe nawuphi na omnye umgqatswa esimbonile kwimemori yezopolitiko, uDonald Trump akacacanga ukuba uceba njani na ukwenza nantoni na. Ukunciphisa izinga lolwaphulo-mthetho! Kulungile. Ukurhweba okungcono! Ohhhhh, kwakutheni ukuze singacingi ngokwenza nje izivumelwano zethu bhetele! Gcina amashishini ethu angafuduki! Mhlawumbi ufuna ukunika umgaqo-nkqubo wendlela onokuyenza ngayo loo nto, Don?

Umgaqo-nkqubo kaDonald Trump ngalo mzuzu ubonakala ujikeleza nje ekuphindaphindeni igama le-cyber, esithi uyazi ngaphezu kweenjengele malunga ne-ISIS, esithi icebo lakhe kukucela nje iinjengele ukuba zenze ntoni nge-ISIS, emva koko ke asixelele icebo lakhe, kodwa kuyimfihlo.

Ubuncinci uBobby Newport wayephambili malunga nendlela yakhe yolawulo. Ndiza kubuza iinjengele ukuba yoyise njani i-ISIS!I-NBC

Ukufikelela eLatino

Ndiyamangaliswa nguDonald Trump akalisebenzisanga eli qhinga okwangoku. Wenza ezona zitya zibalaseleyo zetacoI-NBC

Nangona uDon, Omnci wayenobubele ngokwaneleyo ukuba angakhankanya indlela aluphatha ngayo uncedo oluqeshiweyo:

Kwisidlo sangokuhlwa umgcini wethu ogcina imifino ophulukene nomsebenzi kadade wabo womtshato 2 (luv ukunyaniseka 2 us) 'Akukho nto inkulu ngethemba lokuba uya kuphinda abenayo ngenye imini';)

-UDonald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) Isilimela 22, 2012

A… Ngaphantsi kokunamathela ngokuqinileyo kwiNyaniso

Yenza ngathi nguKatrina Pierson okanye uKellynne Conway hayi ubutyebi baseMelika uKathryn Hahn. Abaphumeleleyo kuTrump bayagxothwa kwiindaba zemihla ngemihla ukuzama ukujikeleza nasiphi na isigwebo esingahleliwe uTrump wakhwaza kwimakrofoni kwinto efana nomgaqo-nkqubo odibeneyo.

Akukho Ukuma ngokuQinisekileyo kuyo nayiphi na imiba

Kumlandeli weli thilandeli oziqhayise ngokungafihlisiyo ngabafazi bakhe bokuqala, kunzima kuTrump ukuthatha naziphi na izikhundla zokuziphatha ngaphandle kokuvakala njengomhanahanisi. Yiyo loo nto iimpendulo ezingonelisiyo kwisiseko sakhe esigcinekayo.

Isibonelelo sakhe se-VP kwamanye amaRiphabhlikhi

Nditsho noDonald Trump abaxhasi angavuma ukuba ayisiyiyo indoda eyipolisi ye-wonk, efuna ukungena kukhula lwe-nitty-gritty imiba yerhafu encinci kunye nezivumelwano zorhwebo ezintsonkothileyo zamanye amazwe. Kwaye kwakothusa nangoku xa INew York Times yabhala malunga nendlela uDonald Jr. anike ngayo uKasich ithuba lokuba nguSekela Mongameli onamandla kwimbali, ophetheyo kwimicimbi yasekhaya nakwamanye amazwe, okt yonke imiba.

Ibha ephantsi yokuSebenza kweNgxoxo kaTrump

Khumbula xa le nto yayihlekisa?!?I-NBC

UHillary wayefuna ukuzimela ngaphandle kokuncwina, azi ukuba akanakwaziwa, azihlekisi ngaphandle kokujonga ngathi uzama ukuba nzima. UDonald Trump kwakufuneka angabizi uMongameli u-Obama ngegama-le-N okanye abethe umntu ebusweni.

Amabali angaphefumlelwanga malunga namashishini ahambela eMexico

Oku kukusayinwa kukaDonald Trump! Uyamazi umfana ohambisa isityalo phaya-oko kuthetha ukuba kuyinyani ngokuqinisekileyo!

Kwaye, ekugqibeleni, uLeslie Knope

U-Leslie Knope uxelelwa ukuba akafani. Ubizwa ngokuba yinja. I-ajenda yakhe ePawnee iyaphazamiseka kwakhona, kwaye kwakhona, kwaye kwakhona njengoko isimilo sakhe sigculelwa kwaye iinzame zakhe zingathandwa. Ukanti uyaqhubeka esebenza, kuba uyayithanda into ayenzayo.

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UDonald Trump ngandlela thile, ngokumangalisayo, mbi nangakumbi kunoBobby Newport. Ewe, njengoTrump, uBobby Newport ikwangunyana wendoda esisityebi, ikwanazo nezidanga, kwaye ibalekela i-ofisi yezopolitiko ukuze ibambe eyayo i-ego. Kodwa uBobby Newport wayesisidenge nje, engazange akhohlakele. Khange abeke vitriol yobuhlanga. Akazange amgculele okanye amnciphise uLeslie; wayezingca, kodwa engaqapheli, engenabungozi. UBobby Newport wayengunyana welungelo, kodwa wayengenguye umntu owayexhaphaza abanye. UPaul Rudd mhle kwaye uyathandeka apho uDonald Trump akakwazi nokudlala indawo yomhlobo ngaphandle kokongeza umgca wokuqhayisa ngokulunga komhlobo wakhe.

UDonald Trump bubugwenxa bonke: kubantu ababhinqileyo abanemizimba abagxekayo, ngokubhekisele kubazali beGold Star, ukuya kumajelo eendaba, kuye nabani na oziva emgxeka nangayiphi na indlela. Abalandeli bakhe bandithuma izisongelo zokubulawa kunye nobuhlanga ngenxa yokuba ungumJuda amatyeli alishumi elinesiqingatha ngeveki. Le yindoda ethi unqumle ukhathalelo lwempilo kumtshana wakhe oselusana kunye neCerebral Palsy ngenxa yokwahlukana kosapho. Le yindoda eyaxoka malunga nokuba nabahlobo basweleka kuhlaselo lwango-9/11, abathi ngesiqhelo basilele ukuhlawula iikontraki emva koko babhengeze njengongenamali ngaphambi kokuba bafumane imali ababenetyala kuyo. Le yindoda ekubonayo ukuthintela ukuhlawula irhafu, esona sivumelwano sisisiseko phakathi komntu kunye nelizwe, njengento emenza ukuba enze njalo zilumkile endaweni yento ejongela phantsi ukuthanda kwakhe ilizwe, kunye nokukwazi kwakhe ukuthatha inxaxheba njengommi kolu hlanga.

UBobby Newport ngumdlalo omnandi, osisiyatha. Ngokuqinisekileyo, uLeslie Knope wayefanele ukuphumelela unyulo kuba wayefanelekile ngakumbi, kodwa oko akusoloko kusebenza kwezopolitiko. Ukuba uDonald Trump uyakwazi ukuba nguMongameli wase-United States, andizukuqiniseka ukuba ezopolitiko ziyasebenza kwakhona.